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nevergetsdubs

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#63 - yo shawty, i'm back from middle east 07/25/2015 on yeh's profile 0
#167 - **** yo 3rd class, I'm tryin to pick up 2nd but i'm on …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Hey FJ 0
User avatar #259 - dareaper (05/20/2015) [-]
Somebody should call you
#857 - *roll 1,11-99* Take a guess 05/18/2015 on Origin of your username? 0
#1767 - the reason it hit me so hard was because it was a major relati…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
User avatar #1768 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Have a nice night
#1763 - tell your brother to prepare for a 1 and 3/4 yearlong educatio…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
User avatar #1766 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
See this is why I don't give Nukes shit (The only rates I give shit to are GMs (They come in 3 Favors Chill, Asshole, and cocky Asshole) and ETs (who think they can boss me around only a few weeks after getting rate) and Maybe Snipes in General (You can only hear "Snipes run the navy" 7 times a day for 5 months before you start hating them).
Also I hope everything works out for you, I here alot things like that. Mostly from the Pre-buds though so I guess I can't compare you guys. I just hope your ship doesn't make you go crazy.

I've heard some stories ...
User avatar #1767 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
the reason it hit me so hard was because it was a major relationship, i dont do random/casual hookups
but in the military that shit is everywhere
at least my career is doin good i guess....
anyway, gnite/bye
nice talking to you
User avatar #1768 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Have a nice night
#1761 - because they dont think we deserver our ranks, i'm about to pi…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
User avatar #1763 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
tell your brother to prepare for a 1 and 3/4 yearlong education that is worth 98 college credits (4 years of college). if he's not ready for it to really fucking suck then he's not gonna make it
User avatar #1766 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
See this is why I don't give Nukes shit (The only rates I give shit to are GMs (They come in 3 Favors Chill, Asshole, and cocky Asshole) and ETs (who think they can boss me around only a few weeks after getting rate) and Maybe Snipes in General (You can only hear "Snipes run the navy" 7 times a day for 5 months before you start hating them).
Also I hope everything works out for you, I here alot things like that. Mostly from the Pre-buds though so I guess I can't compare you guys. I just hope your ship doesn't make you go crazy.

I've heard some stories ...
User avatar #1767 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
the reason it hit me so hard was because it was a major relationship, i dont do random/casual hookups
but in the military that shit is everywhere
at least my career is doin good i guess....
anyway, gnite/bye
nice talking to you
User avatar #1768 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Have a nice night
#1759 - you think you get **** ? I'm a nuke everyone gives m…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
User avatar #1760 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Sweet fucking car, I was thinking about getting a new Bike but the paper work for this base is to much and I'm not here long enough to care to do it.
How would they see them tied the right way though unless, What during an Inspection?

Also just wondering cause my Brother is training to be a Nuke, plus I see alot of nuke drop outs in this base. Why is it they give you shit (If it's the dumb questions or overthinking I get it) I mean you guys work harder then most rates to do what you do.
User avatar #1761 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
because they dont think we deserver our ranks, i'm about to pick up e-5 and i still havent been to a boat yet, our training/schooling is literally that long.
But we also do have a 45% dropout rate, for the last stage of the training pipeline that i JUST finished, you worked 16 hour days for 7 days a week.
it was horrible
thats when the biggest flux of dropouts happens. Wake up at 4:30, be at work clocked in by 06:00, you can leave at 22:00, drive home, shower, dinner, sleep
it really was terrible, i almost didnt make it not because of academic/knowledge but because of personal shit.
I got cheated on and it hit me really hard, i wouldn't forgive her
I told her to go fuck herself, finished the last 2 months miserable, and right now i'm on transfer leave, chilling with my family, but i'm still miserable. Hopefully shit will be better when i get to my boat in June, goin to USS North Dakota
User avatar #1763 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
tell your brother to prepare for a 1 and 3/4 yearlong education that is worth 98 college credits (4 years of college). if he's not ready for it to really fucking suck then he's not gonna make it
User avatar #1766 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
See this is why I don't give Nukes shit (The only rates I give shit to are GMs (They come in 3 Favors Chill, Asshole, and cocky Asshole) and ETs (who think they can boss me around only a few weeks after getting rate) and Maybe Snipes in General (You can only hear "Snipes run the navy" 7 times a day for 5 months before you start hating them).
Also I hope everything works out for you, I here alot things like that. Mostly from the Pre-buds though so I guess I can't compare you guys. I just hope your ship doesn't make you go crazy.

I've heard some stories ...
User avatar #1767 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
the reason it hit me so hard was because it was a major relationship, i dont do random/casual hookups
but in the military that shit is everywhere
at least my career is doin good i guess....
anyway, gnite/bye
nice talking to you
User avatar #1768 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Have a nice night
#1751 - i never really use this site, never less log in, so probably w…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1756 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
It's almost 3 am for me, Yeah I can't wait till I'm a e-4. Doesn't hurt that I'm a push button (Which everyone like to remember me, Saying that I don't deserve them) Also how could they see your shoe laces, Don't you tuck them in? Oh god I was taught all wrong.
User avatar #1759 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
you think you get shit? I'm a nuke
everyone gives me shit
i laugh it off in as i drive around in my new car
just bought a dodge charger 2013 V8 5.7L, 405 horsepower
yeah you're supposed to tuck them in, but theres also a specific way you're supposed to tie them too if you read the uniform regs (355 page book)
User avatar #1760 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Sweet fucking car, I was thinking about getting a new Bike but the paper work for this base is to much and I'm not here long enough to care to do it.
How would they see them tied the right way though unless, What during an Inspection?

Also just wondering cause my Brother is training to be a Nuke, plus I see alot of nuke drop outs in this base. Why is it they give you shit (If it's the dumb questions or overthinking I get it) I mean you guys work harder then most rates to do what you do.
User avatar #1761 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
because they dont think we deserver our ranks, i'm about to pick up e-5 and i still havent been to a boat yet, our training/schooling is literally that long.
But we also do have a 45% dropout rate, for the last stage of the training pipeline that i JUST finished, you worked 16 hour days for 7 days a week.
it was horrible
thats when the biggest flux of dropouts happens. Wake up at 4:30, be at work clocked in by 06:00, you can leave at 22:00, drive home, shower, dinner, sleep
it really was terrible, i almost didnt make it not because of academic/knowledge but because of personal shit.
I got cheated on and it hit me really hard, i wouldn't forgive her
I told her to go fuck herself, finished the last 2 months miserable, and right now i'm on transfer leave, chilling with my family, but i'm still miserable. Hopefully shit will be better when i get to my boat in June, goin to USS North Dakota
User avatar #1763 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
tell your brother to prepare for a 1 and 3/4 yearlong education that is worth 98 college credits (4 years of college). if he's not ready for it to really fucking suck then he's not gonna make it
User avatar #1766 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
See this is why I don't give Nukes shit (The only rates I give shit to are GMs (They come in 3 Favors Chill, Asshole, and cocky Asshole) and ETs (who think they can boss me around only a few weeks after getting rate) and Maybe Snipes in General (You can only hear "Snipes run the navy" 7 times a day for 5 months before you start hating them).
Also I hope everything works out for you, I here alot things like that. Mostly from the Pre-buds though so I guess I can't compare you guys. I just hope your ship doesn't make you go crazy.

I've heard some stories ...
User avatar #1767 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
the reason it hit me so hard was because it was a major relationship, i dont do random/casual hookups
but in the military that shit is everywhere
at least my career is doin good i guess....
anyway, gnite/bye
nice talking to you
User avatar #1768 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Have a nice night
#1749 - i'm 2 years in, and some of the girls that at the same stage a…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
User avatar #1750 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Pfft, I see alot of Struggle buns here, I'd rather not go through that. And really 2 heads?They should just cut it off then huh? Also sidenote, That whole "You don't have to cut your hair for bootcamp cause we want to teach you how to make a bud" Idea was good on paper ...
#1751 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
i never really use this site, never less log in, so probably wont get to talk to you ever again, but take it first hand from somebody who knows exactly how fucking weird your life is. E-2s getting drunk and fucking in barracks, popping positive on urinalysis, Group CO's mastings. Grown men screaming their lungs out at 20 year old guys because their shoelaces arent tied properly. Its a weird and stupid fucking world at the low ranks.
Once you make it to the petty officer ranks, life gets a LOT better, because all the shitheads have been weeded out by now
.
My career is doing well, i got an EP on this latest eval, and might get 2nd-class this year.
All you have to do is not be a shithead and do retarded shit like that. "Has not been to Captain's Mast" was a positive comment on my eval i swear to god
Now if only i could figure out how to fix my personal life, (on leave, browsing FJ at 2am because i can't sleep because miserable)
#1756 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
It's almost 3 am for me, Yeah I can't wait till I'm a e-4. Doesn't hurt that I'm a push button (Which everyone like to remember me, Saying that I don't deserve them) Also how could they see your shoe laces, Don't you tuck them in? Oh god I was taught all wrong.
User avatar #1759 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
you think you get shit? I'm a nuke
everyone gives me shit
i laugh it off in as i drive around in my new car
just bought a dodge charger 2013 V8 5.7L, 405 horsepower
yeah you're supposed to tuck them in, but theres also a specific way you're supposed to tie them too if you read the uniform regs (355 page book)
User avatar #1760 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Sweet fucking car, I was thinking about getting a new Bike but the paper work for this base is to much and I'm not here long enough to care to do it.
How would they see them tied the right way though unless, What during an Inspection?

Also just wondering cause my Brother is training to be a Nuke, plus I see alot of nuke drop outs in this base. Why is it they give you shit (If it's the dumb questions or overthinking I get it) I mean you guys work harder then most rates to do what you do.
User avatar #1761 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
because they dont think we deserver our ranks, i'm about to pick up e-5 and i still havent been to a boat yet, our training/schooling is literally that long.
But we also do have a 45% dropout rate, for the last stage of the training pipeline that i JUST finished, you worked 16 hour days for 7 days a week.
it was horrible
thats when the biggest flux of dropouts happens. Wake up at 4:30, be at work clocked in by 06:00, you can leave at 22:00, drive home, shower, dinner, sleep
it really was terrible, i almost didnt make it not because of academic/knowledge but because of personal shit.
I got cheated on and it hit me really hard, i wouldn't forgive her
I told her to go fuck herself, finished the last 2 months miserable, and right now i'm on transfer leave, chilling with my family, but i'm still miserable. Hopefully shit will be better when i get to my boat in June, goin to USS North Dakota
User avatar #1763 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
tell your brother to prepare for a 1 and 3/4 yearlong education that is worth 98 college credits (4 years of college). if he's not ready for it to really fucking suck then he's not gonna make it
User avatar #1766 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
See this is why I don't give Nukes shit (The only rates I give shit to are GMs (They come in 3 Favors Chill, Asshole, and cocky Asshole) and ETs (who think they can boss me around only a few weeks after getting rate) and Maybe Snipes in General (You can only hear "Snipes run the navy" 7 times a day for 5 months before you start hating them).
Also I hope everything works out for you, I here alot things like that. Mostly from the Pre-buds though so I guess I can't compare you guys. I just hope your ship doesn't make you go crazy.

I've heard some stories ...
User avatar #1767 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
the reason it hit me so hard was because it was a major relationship, i dont do random/casual hookups
but in the military that shit is everywhere
at least my career is doin good i guess....
anyway, gnite/bye
nice talking to you
User avatar #1768 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Have a nice night
#1727 - how anxious are you to grow back the princess locks, yo bootcu…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
User avatar #1745 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
I rather like it short, easier to wash. Though I started growing it out more, and it looks like I always have bed hair. Plus I wouldn't know how to make a bun... Also I died get a fade, it's just seems like that cause it's combed back I guess
User avatar #1749 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
i'm 2 years in, and some of the girls that at the same stage as me had a mental breakdown when they got their do-chopped in bootcamp, and they like aint ever cut it since, and they have these ridiculously massive buns that look like a 2nd head
User avatar #1750 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Pfft, I see alot of Struggle buns here, I'd rather not go through that. And really 2 heads?They should just cut it off then huh? Also sidenote, That whole "You don't have to cut your hair for bootcamp cause we want to teach you how to make a bud" Idea was good on paper ...
#1751 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
i never really use this site, never less log in, so probably wont get to talk to you ever again, but take it first hand from somebody who knows exactly how fucking weird your life is. E-2s getting drunk and fucking in barracks, popping positive on urinalysis, Group CO's mastings. Grown men screaming their lungs out at 20 year old guys because their shoelaces arent tied properly. Its a weird and stupid fucking world at the low ranks.
Once you make it to the petty officer ranks, life gets a LOT better, because all the shitheads have been weeded out by now
.
My career is doing well, i got an EP on this latest eval, and might get 2nd-class this year.
All you have to do is not be a shithead and do retarded shit like that. "Has not been to Captain's Mast" was a positive comment on my eval i swear to god
Now if only i could figure out how to fix my personal life, (on leave, browsing FJ at 2am because i can't sleep because miserable)
#1756 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
It's almost 3 am for me, Yeah I can't wait till I'm a e-4. Doesn't hurt that I'm a push button (Which everyone like to remember me, Saying that I don't deserve them) Also how could they see your shoe laces, Don't you tuck them in? Oh god I was taught all wrong.
User avatar #1759 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
you think you get shit? I'm a nuke
everyone gives me shit
i laugh it off in as i drive around in my new car
just bought a dodge charger 2013 V8 5.7L, 405 horsepower
yeah you're supposed to tuck them in, but theres also a specific way you're supposed to tie them too if you read the uniform regs (355 page book)
User avatar #1760 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Sweet fucking car, I was thinking about getting a new Bike but the paper work for this base is to much and I'm not here long enough to care to do it.
How would they see them tied the right way though unless, What during an Inspection?

Also just wondering cause my Brother is training to be a Nuke, plus I see alot of nuke drop outs in this base. Why is it they give you shit (If it's the dumb questions or overthinking I get it) I mean you guys work harder then most rates to do what you do.
User avatar #1761 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
because they dont think we deserver our ranks, i'm about to pick up e-5 and i still havent been to a boat yet, our training/schooling is literally that long.
But we also do have a 45% dropout rate, for the last stage of the training pipeline that i JUST finished, you worked 16 hour days for 7 days a week.
it was horrible
thats when the biggest flux of dropouts happens. Wake up at 4:30, be at work clocked in by 06:00, you can leave at 22:00, drive home, shower, dinner, sleep
it really was terrible, i almost didnt make it not because of academic/knowledge but because of personal shit.
I got cheated on and it hit me really hard, i wouldn't forgive her
I told her to go fuck herself, finished the last 2 months miserable, and right now i'm on transfer leave, chilling with my family, but i'm still miserable. Hopefully shit will be better when i get to my boat in June, goin to USS North Dakota
User avatar #1763 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
tell your brother to prepare for a 1 and 3/4 yearlong education that is worth 98 college credits (4 years of college). if he's not ready for it to really fucking suck then he's not gonna make it
User avatar #1766 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
See this is why I don't give Nukes shit (The only rates I give shit to are GMs (They come in 3 Favors Chill, Asshole, and cocky Asshole) and ETs (who think they can boss me around only a few weeks after getting rate) and Maybe Snipes in General (You can only hear "Snipes run the navy" 7 times a day for 5 months before you start hating them).
Also I hope everything works out for you, I here alot things like that. Mostly from the Pre-buds though so I guess I can't compare you guys. I just hope your ship doesn't make you go crazy.

I've heard some stories ...
User avatar #1767 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
the reason it hit me so hard was because it was a major relationship, i dont do random/casual hookups
but in the military that shit is everywhere
at least my career is doin good i guess....
anyway, gnite/bye
nice talking to you
User avatar #1768 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Have a nice night
User avatar #1746 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Don't* (not died)

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User avatar #148 - esspur (11/10/2013) [-]
Explain your icon.
User avatar #149 to #148 - nevergetsdubs (11/10/2013) [-]
It's the symbol for the highest rated hotel in history.
Aushwitz, 40 million gold stars
#144 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
i'll pray for you dude. if ur too stubborn to accept Jesus well then maybe you should take your life. theres no use for people like you
User avatar #145 to #144 - nevergetsdubs (03/27/2013) [-]
If you don't accept Allah you're going to Islam hell....
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oh wait, it doesn't work like that, go **** yourself
User avatar #143 - quincyadam (02/22/2013) [-]
cool, thanks man!
#141 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
Do you think you can upload you one Minecraft map?
#142 to #141 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
*you're
#138 - sorenlolz (01/01/2013) [-]
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#139 to #138 - nevergetsdubs (01/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #135 - ohmygodihazdepends (12/11/2012) [-]
Thanks <3
User avatar #136 to #135 - nevergetsdubs (12/11/2012) [-]
if you get dupes of red/blue i'll trade ya again
User avatar #137 to #136 - ohmygodihazdepends (12/11/2012) [-]
Alright, i'll add you and let you know
User avatar #134 - devold (12/06/2012) [-]
Ya got me there
#133 - willlow (12/05/2012) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #127 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
hey I really like minecraft and building underwater c: can I see your house?
User avatar #128 to #127 - nevergetsdubs (12/05/2012) [-]
its destroyed remember?
User avatar #129 to #128 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
T~T u said you rebuilt
User avatar #131 to #129 - nevergetsdubs (12/05/2012) [-]
its 135x135
User avatar #130 to #129 - nevergetsdubs (12/05/2012) [-]
i said i rebought all the **** he destroyed, such as tools and materials.
right now im buidling an epic huge castle
User avatar #132 to #130 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
O .__________________. K
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User avatar #125 - xiiichucklez (11/20/2012) [-]
Thank you <3
User avatar #120 - cofy (10/24/2012) [-]
wow i'm honored with last item and why is this your dream collection
User avatar #121 to #120 - nevergetsdubs (10/24/2012) [-]
I think of it as the unluckies item collection you could have
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User avatar #117 - cofy (10/23/2012) [-]
i would but i only have one man
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User avatar #116 to #115 - nevergetsdubs (10/23/2012) [-]
gave all away, i only want opened chests now
User avatar #110 - shinymew (10/18/2012) [-]
I got 4 Opened Iron Treasure Chest, what;s your offer?
User avatar #112 to #110 - nevergetsdubs (10/18/2012) [-]
Radioactive and Green and Mecha chests are worth more, so when you get some of those i'll trade you beetle/fish/pony
User avatar #111 to #110 - nevergetsdubs (10/18/2012) [-]
Velosiraptor or Mecha Mystery Box
User avatar #113 to #111 - shinymew (10/18/2012) [-]
Velosiraptor
User avatar #114 to #113 - nevergetsdubs (10/18/2012) [-]
Ok send offer
User avatar #107 - frychickamelon (10/15/2012) [-]
Why thankyou kind sir. :D ♥ Have a lovely night.
User avatar #106 - jmezfm (10/15/2012) [-]
thank you kind sir!
User avatar #104 - walkingdisaster (10/15/2012) [-]
Thanks babe <3
User avatar #96 - jmezfm (10/01/2012) [-]
well, I guess I'll just accept and owe you one. If you EVER need anything, just ask. Love you bro!
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