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nerdicorn

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/13/2013
Last Login:8/27/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#480
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Level 185 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 186 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 240 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:3
Content Views:474695
Times Content Favorited:537 times
Total Comments Made:5598
FJ Points:4489

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latest user's comments

#41 - As a manager at a Cinemark theater I can attest that two large…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2016 on Movie theater logic +1
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#43 - jokexplain (08/23/2016) [-]
Missed the fucking junior mints didn't ya
#84 - **** you 08/23/2016 on Carpenter shenanigans 0
#69 - There's a cooking board?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2016 on the coconut of patriarchy 0
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#70 - lotengo (08/02/2016) [-]
#46 - Being a Chef, this ******* terrifies me.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2016 on the coconut of patriarchy +4
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#67 - lotengo (08/02/2016) [-]
you should come to the cooking board more often it doesn't have lot of stuff like this, just think it would be nice if that board got more comments
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#69 - nerdicorn (08/02/2016) [-]
There's a cooking board?
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#70 - lotengo (08/02/2016) [-]
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#51 - mrjbrown (07/30/2016) [-]
not being a chef this fucking terrifies me
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#65 - lotengo (08/02/2016) [-]
being a former cook this creeps me out
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#54 - aequetias (07/30/2016) [-]
being an accountant this wasn't very scary
#98 - Same, started around 325lbs, and as of this morning Im sitting at 255. 07/23/2016 on Been Working Hard FJ 0
#199 - Yep, that's pretty much my life. I had a butterfinger after wo… 07/19/2016 on I'm trying okay? -1
#118 - One day I'll do it, but not today, cause today's leg day :-^) 07/19/2016 on crawling in my skin +1
#54 - "Let's monetize on the deaths of 6,000,000 innocent people."  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2016 on gotta gas'em all +1
#115 - anon (07/13/2016) [-]
They already have by making "Holocaust" museums all around the world.
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#80 - lotengo (07/13/2016) [-]
There is book that only has the word 'Jew' 6.000.000 times.

It costs over 50 dollars
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#60 - Mortuus (07/13/2016) [-]
Exactly I don't understand why they'd miss out on it.
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#63 - communismisaparty (07/13/2016) [-]
The Jews seem to take any opportunity to make money.
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#64 - Mortuus (07/13/2016) [-]
Thanks for getting the joke. The other guy is slow.
#59 - Ive become more self conscious, and really turned into a whiny…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2016 on Yes "ALWAYS" more... 0
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#61 - parsimus (07/08/2016) [-]
Sounds like maybe you used negative motivation to get yourself to be fit, and you stake a lot of your liking yourself on your health.

I think of old folks who don't give a shit anymore--about practically anything. That's a really fun way to be. It's comfortable.
#56 - >Be me >Be 320lbs >Dating 7/10 qt3.14 who's o…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/08/2016 on Yes "ALWAYS" more... +3
#78 - walcorn (07/08/2016) [-]
You and me both buddy
And here I thought working out would make me more appealing to her.
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#73 - majomkifli (07/08/2016) [-]
wtf is lbs? what kind of measurement is this? where are you living? are you even human? use kilogramms please
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#79 - walcorn (07/08/2016) [-]
1lbs = 0,445kg
do the math
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#62 - catkyte (07/08/2016) [-]
I miss read 105 as 165
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#58 - platinumaltaria (07/08/2016) [-]
If she's going to complain about you bettering yourself then she wasn't worth your time. Still sucks tho.
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#57 - parsimus (07/08/2016) [-]
Well, how did you change personally? What did you used to do or be like that fitness has distracted you from?
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#59 - nerdicorn (07/08/2016) [-]
Ive become more self conscious, and really turned into a whiny bitch most of the time.
I hate myself, from the moment that I wake up till I go to bed. I still got a bit of a gut, but I know I look better, everyone tells me. But I just fucking hate myself, and Ive become a sac of pity.
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#61 - parsimus (07/08/2016) [-]
Sounds like maybe you used negative motivation to get yourself to be fit, and you stake a lot of your liking yourself on your health.

I think of old folks who don't give a shit anymore--about practically anything. That's a really fun way to be. It's comfortable.