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Date Signed Up:2/26/2011
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#4 - Picture 04/14/2016 on 1023 +3
#27 - Picture 04/08/2016 on money +8
#9 - Da fuq  [+] (7 new replies) 04/01/2016 on Masturbation Incident +2
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#10 - animedudej (04/01/2016) [-]
much more of the alchohol gets absorbed that way i think


though its much easier to OD and die
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#13 - mcbergstedt (04/01/2016) [-]
Yea, it absorbs it faster, but your stomach doesn't digest it first so it can screw you up.

You also feel like you have to poop
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#22 - SuperSixONE (04/01/2016) [-]
With alcohol, your liver doesn't process it as it goes directly into your bloodstream, which is dangerous as fuck.
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#34 - sorentytoalba (04/01/2016) [-]
What? Blood flows through the liver, and removes toxins. Alcohol going directly into your blood would be really bad but that doesn't mean the liver won't attempt to process it.
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#35 - SuperSixONE (04/01/2016) [-]
>>#27, "The lower gastrointestinal tract lacks the alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme present in the stomach and liver that breaks down ethanol to make it less toxic for the body. The alcohol will still eventually arrive at the liver, but the high alcohol content could overwhelm the organ."
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#37 - sorentytoalba (04/02/2016) [-]
That's why I said, "attempt" to process it. It won't do a good job, but it'll try.
#27 - anon (04/01/2016) [-]
how the fuck do you think the liver works?
#11 - take this 03/31/2016 on Parks & Rec +3
#6 - Do you even wipe?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2016 on Please God No +15
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#8 - Bobzilla (03/27/2016) [-]
The spiders will do it for him.
#15 - fake tits on the photo but still very nice 03/22/2016 on Ok admin time to own up to... 0
#215 - putlocker  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2016 on Bunny Fucking 0
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#224 - WolfPrince (03/19/2016) [-]
Shit quality.
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#232 - onlyanonymous (04/11/2016) [-]
kickass torrents
#79 - eat **** 03/17/2016 on Magic Trick -1
#14 - His tooth? 01/24/2016 on Well that sucks 0
#32 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2015 on RIP my brother +23
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#62 - thegrimpoe (10/26/2015) [-]
copy that
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#61 - harbingerwolf (10/26/2015) [-]
Be advised.
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#55 - doctorprofessornv (10/26/2015) [-]
I'm still trying to figure out how this seagull didn't die right away. It's like the falcon stripped all the skin off the neck but left everything beneath intact (or at the very least left the carotid arteries and windpipe intact.)
Damn nature U scary.
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#53 - pesoen (10/26/2015) [-]
zero fucks..