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neoncookie

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X-box Gamertag: Skegwin
Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
Last Login:8/02/2015
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#31 - he was really getting into putting his fingers in there 06/02/2012 on Superhydrophobic finger in... +5
#217 - okay let me explain. In our school basically it doesnt matter … 06/02/2012 on Women...smh 0
#206 - righto, i do accept responsibility for it, i was a dick for tr…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2012 on Women...smh 0
User avatar #209 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
I hope it haunts you for the rest of your life.

You're sick. - also why were you at a party where there were 13 year old girls?
Can you spell desperate-sad-pathetic-lonely-fuck?
User avatar #217 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
okay let me explain. In our school basically it doesnt matter which year your in, everyone is friends with everyone between Year 9 and Year 11. So we were at a year tens party and there were year nines there. A few of my mates are going out with year nines now, we have a '2 year limit' which just means we are or were in year 11, and you dont go any younger than 2 years. 2 year difference is nothing in the real world, im only 16
#198 - im not trolling haha, its a genuine story. What would be the p…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2012 on Women...smh 0
User avatar #201 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
To not look like some idiot who has sex with under age girls who are drunk.
If that comment was monitored at all by anyone with a point of authority you could have your ass put in prison, and rightly so you sick mother fucker.

Accept responsibility and don't use alcohol as an excuse.
User avatar #206 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
righto, i do accept responsibility for it, i was a dick for trying. She was asking me to do it earlier and i refused, so she waited til i was alot more drunk before asking me again, when she knew i would be easier to influence. Dont think i dont regret it.
User avatar #209 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
I hope it haunts you for the rest of your life.

You're sick. - also why were you at a party where there were 13 year old girls?
Can you spell desperate-sad-pathetic-lonely-fuck?
User avatar #217 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
okay let me explain. In our school basically it doesnt matter which year your in, everyone is friends with everyone between Year 9 and Year 11. So we were at a year tens party and there were year nines there. A few of my mates are going out with year nines now, we have a '2 year limit' which just means we are or were in year 11, and you dont go any younger than 2 years. 2 year difference is nothing in the real world, im only 16
#185 - is that a rate of my story ?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/02/2012 on Women...smh -2
User avatar #192 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
the rate of your trolling mate
User avatar #198 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
im not trolling haha, its a genuine story. What would be the point in lying ?
User avatar #201 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
To not look like some idiot who has sex with under age girls who are drunk.
If that comment was monitored at all by anyone with a point of authority you could have your ass put in prison, and rightly so you sick mother fucker.

Accept responsibility and don't use alcohol as an excuse.
User avatar #206 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
righto, i do accept responsibility for it, i was a dick for trying. She was asking me to do it earlier and i refused, so she waited til i was alot more drunk before asking me again, when she knew i would be easier to influence. Dont think i dont regret it.
User avatar #209 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
I hope it haunts you for the rest of your life.

You're sick. - also why were you at a party where there were 13 year old girls?
Can you spell desperate-sad-pathetic-lonely-fuck?
User avatar #217 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
okay let me explain. In our school basically it doesnt matter which year your in, everyone is friends with everyone between Year 9 and Year 11. So we were at a year tens party and there were year nines there. A few of my mates are going out with year nines now, we have a '2 year limit' which just means we are or were in year 11, and you dont go any younger than 2 years. 2 year difference is nothing in the real world, im only 16
#148 - use it to defend your virginity 06/02/2012 on is this +9
#158 - Byrons got his **** down, he should enter a will smith … 06/02/2012 on Crazy people comp 0
#116 - the way this gif loops make it look like zuko just changes str… 06/02/2012 on When I See A Girl I Like At... 0
#162 - Comment deleted  [+] (12 new replies) 06/02/2012 on Women...smh -10
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#191 - blondedylan (06/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #183 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
7/10
User avatar #185 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
is that a rate of my story ?
User avatar #192 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
the rate of your trolling mate
User avatar #198 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
im not trolling haha, its a genuine story. What would be the point in lying ?
User avatar #201 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
To not look like some idiot who has sex with under age girls who are drunk.
If that comment was monitored at all by anyone with a point of authority you could have your ass put in prison, and rightly so you sick mother fucker.

Accept responsibility and don't use alcohol as an excuse.
User avatar #206 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
righto, i do accept responsibility for it, i was a dick for trying. She was asking me to do it earlier and i refused, so she waited til i was alot more drunk before asking me again, when she knew i would be easier to influence. Dont think i dont regret it.
User avatar #209 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
I hope it haunts you for the rest of your life.

You're sick. - also why were you at a party where there were 13 year old girls?
Can you spell desperate-sad-pathetic-lonely-fuck?
User avatar #217 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
okay let me explain. In our school basically it doesnt matter which year your in, everyone is friends with everyone between Year 9 and Year 11. So we were at a year tens party and there were year nines there. A few of my mates are going out with year nines now, we have a '2 year limit' which just means we are or were in year 11, and you dont go any younger than 2 years. 2 year difference is nothing in the real world, im only 16
#27 - this is epic 06/01/2012 on Monsters 0
#17 - i thought it was a pussy  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Monster -2
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#20 - dickthebutt (06/01/2012) [-]
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#54 - stop bitching and complaining people, this is how the internet… 06/01/2012 on Lately... +1
#44 - Black Aang ? 06/01/2012 on Nigger Bender 0
#199 - well we all know drug trips give you insane munchies, haha i d… 06/01/2012 on Florida Zombie Man 0
#53 - i know that, just that expanded pretty damn fast 05/31/2012 on Fire Science +3
#51 - im not a science wizz here but im guessing the air in the tire…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Fire Science 0
User avatar #52 - dragontaming (05/31/2012) [-]
You are correct. Things expand when exposed to heat
User avatar #53 - neoncookie (05/31/2012) [-]
i know that, just that expanded pretty damn fast
#191 - you should give him another chance just for this book, its fli… 05/31/2012 on Florida Zombie Man +1
#189 - Have you read Cell by Stephen King? 05/31/2012 on Florida Zombie Man 0
#187 - yeah i was going for all liquids i guess would carry the drug,… 05/31/2012 on Florida Zombie Man +1
#180 - it just seems more logical to me  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Florida Zombie Man +1
User avatar #186 - samjstapes (05/31/2012) [-]
It does make sense, however would saliva carry traces of the drug to get into the victims blood, and it would have to be an incredibly powerful drug as the concentration would slowly decrease from person to person.
User avatar #187 - neoncookie (05/31/2012) [-]
yeah i was going for all liquids i guess would carry the drug, i thought of it as like the radiation meter on fallout, where the concentration slowly rises. I think thats better as well cause then if you just get bit once your not fucked, its like radiation were it has to build up to take effect. And yeah the drug would have to be insanely strong, to make you trip forever lol
#179 - haha thanks, i just think it seems more logical  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2012 on Florida Zombie Man +1
User avatar #183 - Penguinsarebeast (05/31/2012) [-]
It does....mind blowing (:
#172 - So, ive been thinking about this whole zombie shenanigans. Wha…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Florida Zombie Man +8
User avatar #198 - secondtimearound (06/01/2012) [-]
That actually is definitely a more likely and/or believable reason for "zombies". The whole concept of the man-eating undead beings is just too comical, in a sense that it is only something you would read about in a fictional book/movie/game etc.

If your theory were to be true, then we may be able to prevent "apocalypses" from happening-rid the earth of such drugs. But the thing is, if your theory were to be true, then...in order for such a disease to spread, there would have to be a large amount of bites in order for the disease to run through your bloodstream. It would be difficult for the disease to spread, because if every victim were to end up like the homeless man, then...will there ever be a victim who would be able to survive and spread the disease?

(btw: a side topic if you're interested....what do you think was the REAL reason that 'zombie' attacked the homeless man? I honestly don't think LSD alone could have caused such a face-hungry urge.)
User avatar #199 - neoncookie (06/01/2012) [-]
well we all know drug trips give you insane munchies, haha i dont know to be honest, you ?
User avatar #176 - Penguinsarebeast (05/31/2012) [-]
wow......just wow. You are...amazing!!!!! (: I love new ideas and this may be the next trend of thought
User avatar #179 - neoncookie (05/31/2012) [-]
haha thanks, i just think it seems more logical
User avatar #183 - Penguinsarebeast (05/31/2012) [-]
It does....mind blowing (:
User avatar #175 - samjstapes (05/31/2012) [-]
You just blew my mind.
User avatar #180 - neoncookie (05/31/2012) [-]
it just seems more logical to me
User avatar #186 - samjstapes (05/31/2012) [-]
It does make sense, however would saliva carry traces of the drug to get into the victims blood, and it would have to be an incredibly powerful drug as the concentration would slowly decrease from person to person.
User avatar #187 - neoncookie (05/31/2012) [-]
yeah i was going for all liquids i guess would carry the drug, i thought of it as like the radiation meter on fallout, where the concentration slowly rises. I think thats better as well cause then if you just get bit once your not fucked, its like radiation were it has to build up to take effect. And yeah the drug would have to be insanely strong, to make you trip forever lol
#167 - if it was airborne we wouldnt stand a chance 05/31/2012 on Florida Zombie Man 0
#163 - they will have to kill him though, you know so the infection d… 05/31/2012 on Florida Zombie Man 0
#161 - i heard they were both gay i think 05/31/2012 on Florida Zombie Man +1

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User avatar #34 - comininhot (05/09/2012) [-]
UNDEAD!
User avatar #33 - MountainDewMe (04/19/2012) [-]
HU Solider!
User avatar #31 - sammymariee (03/19/2012) [-]
I saw your avatar on a comment and orgasmed :D
User avatar #29 - professionalnazi (03/05/2012) [-]
Holy **** HU SOLDIER!!
User avatar #30 to #30 - professionalnazi (03/05/2012) [-]
btw add me. i sent a request like 5 months ago
User avatar #28 - emocupcake (03/05/2012) [-]
oh look a undead soldier :3
User avatar #27 - sarahlovesyuhall (02/26/2012) [-]
Hollywood Undead is amazing. I run a fanpage on Facebook(Like a faggot. LOL.)
User avatar #14 - goddesswhaleious (02/22/2012) [-]
I love your avatar :D I <3 hollywood undead :)
User avatar #15 to #15 - neoncookie (02/22/2012) [-]
haha is that why you added me ? :)
User avatar #16 to #16 - goddesswhaleious (02/22/2012) [-]
Yepp:) Anyone who loves HU is amazing :D
#17 to #17 - neoncookie (02/22/2012) [-]
cheers man, or are you a girl. Im not sure cause of your avatar
User avatar #18 to #18 - goddesswhaleious (02/22/2012) [-]
Haha yes I am a girl:L
User avatar #19 to #19 - neoncookie (02/22/2012) [-]
Thanks :) dont wanna sound like a total internet noob but what does that face ':L' mean
User avatar #20 to #20 - goddesswhaleious (02/22/2012) [-]
Its just a laughing face used on such things as Msn :)
User avatar #21 to #21 - neoncookie (02/22/2012) [-]
yeah a few of my friends used it and i was just like wat ?
Not everyday you find a girl who likes HU and FJ
User avatar #22 to #22 - goddesswhaleious (02/22/2012) [-]
Yeah I don't really know any other girls who like both of them either :)
User avatar #23 to #23 - neoncookie (02/22/2012) [-]
only 2 of my friends of a whole even go on FJ, and im pretty sure everyone else would be scared by it
User avatar #24 to #24 - goddesswhaleious (02/22/2012) [-]
Yeah only one of my friends does & only one of my friends likes HU too..everyone else must have awful tastes:L
User avatar #25 to #25 - neoncookie (02/23/2012) [-]
haha have you heard of skrillex ? everyone in my school loves him hes ****
User avatar #26 to #26 - goddesswhaleious (02/24/2012) [-]
Yeah I have, I don't like him..I don't like that kind of music really
User avatar #2 - Marker (01/14/2012) [-]
Nice avatar. HU FTW!
User avatar #3 to #3 - neoncookie (01/14/2012) [-]
cheers man
User avatar #4 to #4 - Marker (01/14/2012) [-]
One thing I don't understand is the fan rivalry. I get that Deuce got kicked out, but seriously, is a fanwar really needed? I think both lead singers are great. The only flaw is that Deuce never did **** live, he mostly used recordings and lip syncing.
User avatar #5 to #5 - neoncookie (01/14/2012) [-]
your only the second person i have talked to who thinks both are great, only problem i have is i do think that they have become a bit more mainstreamed since deuce left, like since danny they only make what people wanna hear
User avatar #6 to #6 - Marker (01/14/2012) [-]
I want more songs like Undead, Young, and Tendencies: Epic, battle songs. Those are awesome.
User avatar #7 to #7 - neoncookie (01/14/2012) [-]
my favs are young, sell your soul and levitate...are those 3 you said your favourites ?
User avatar #8 to #8 - Marker (01/14/2012) [-]
They're among them. I also like City, and the Castle Reinholder Remix of Everywhere I Go, much better than the original.
User avatar #9 to #9 - neoncookie (01/14/2012) [-]
everyone like city but i dont :/
User avatar #10 to #10 - Marker (01/14/2012) [-]
Ever heard El Urgencia? Great song.
User avatar #11 to #11 - neoncookie (01/14/2012) [-]
by HU ?
User avatar #12 to #12 - Marker (01/14/2012) [-]
Look up the Desperate Measures album. It has three songs not on any other album, three covers, the Everywhere I Go remix I mentioned earlier, and 7 live songs.
User avatar #13 to #13 - neoncookie (01/15/2012) [-]
will at some point but ive got exams so im under heavy revision...lucky to get on here for a while
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