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#87 - Dude, half the people on here think Trump is a Messiah and Hil…  [+] (1 reply) 10/23/2016 on Facts -2
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#88 - swimmingprodigy (10/23/2016) [-]
>implying Trump isn't a Messiah and Hillary isn't some sort of lizard person, the Jews dont control the media, who are or aren't ALSO lizard people, and that the entire world isn't run by PC Fascists.
#8 - Because the guy who posted this **** is a hacktivist well know…  [+] (24 replies) 10/22/2016 on Oh NOOO! Looks like we got... -22
#112 - anon (10/22/2016) [-]
We know how it works. If you are against liberals you are automatically labeled as untrustworthy . Doesn't matter how many names they make up and throw at him. The truth is he has the story and he has the truth.
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#58 - leonhardt (10/22/2016) [-]
#170 - anon (10/22/2016) [-]
"any factchecking source I disagree with is part of this vast conspiracy theory, I get my 'facts' from Trump's anus"

#52 - infinitereaper (10/22/2016) [-]
#51 - infinitereaper (10/22/2016) [-]
>Actual evidence of voter fraud
>mass plans
>inciting violence
>blatant admissions

>still not enough
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#48 - alimais (10/22/2016) [-]
"We did the exact same thing. Only, we manipulated the vote with money and actions, not with laws." Scott Foval, Deputy Political Director at People For The American Way

How is this edited ?

Rigging the Election  Video II  Mass Voter Fraud
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#37 - snipys (10/22/2016) [-]
Enjoy your .02 cents
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#31 - thegamepixel (10/22/2016) [-]

Seriously, while the quotes are out of context in entirety, there is enough context to show that there is veracity to the claims. Some of this stuff you just can't catch out of context. Fuck off to some other website with this CTR bullshit, we have enough here already.
#20 - shiphotel (10/22/2016) [-]
Unless all these people all said right before the recording "I would never" or "I don't do this but" then I don't know how he would have quote mined He lets them speak for some time before interrupting them and he even clarifies certain tactics in order to confirm what they were saying. And at no point did the people in the video appear to be flustered or on the spot, so I don't think glish galloping was being used at least in the videos. Of course editing can be extremely deceptive sometimes.
#125 - anon (10/22/2016) [-]
That's EXACTLY what happened in the previous O'Keefe videos, which is why no serious news org is giving his videos the time of day. Fool me once...
#131 - shiphotel (10/22/2016) [-]
except he leaves large portions of the video in tact leaving little room for tampering or altering of what they were saying unless they said "they would never" just before the recording.
#190 - anon (10/23/2016) [-]
Yeah, THIS TIME it's real. Keep on believing.
#191 - shiphotel (10/23/2016) [-]
maybe they were...hypnotized? Dubbed over? Your telling me because he has lied before all he can ever do now is lie and nothing else. He can never tell the truth or produce legitimate video again because he made deceptive videos before. I'm just confused at what your trying to say. At best, they can claim that he maybe had impersonators say this stuff.
#14 - anon (10/22/2016) [-]
and what about those videos of voter fraud caught in the act?

Shock Leaked New videos show widespread voter fraud during 2016 Democratic primary election
#69 - anon (10/22/2016) [-]
All WHITE FEMALES committed the Ballot Box stuffing. All in favor of Hillary Clinton.

White MEN wake up. You biggest enemy is your women.
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#38 - loctos (10/22/2016) [-]
Please do not listen to this anon. Obviously CTR.
The first video was posted 2 years ago
This second and third video were posted together as Russian videos showing voter fraud. In the third video you can clearly see Russian text on the signs to the right hand sign in the higher quality version.
BBC also did a segment on the third one.
I cannot find the fourth video but considering the source has been shown to be unreliable I don't think it is necessary to disprove the fourth video.
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#15 - darknesincontrol (10/22/2016) [-]
I think this is in russia though
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#32 - thegamepixel (10/22/2016) [-]
It has state names...

That doesn't prove it's true, but saying it's from Russia is baseless.
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#39 - loctos (10/22/2016) [-]
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#33 - darknesincontrol (10/22/2016) [-]
I based my assumption by what the video's comment section has said, aswell as trying to search for "voter fraud in russia" and see if the same video comes up and it did. But im not 100% sure
#19 - anon (10/22/2016) [-]
shit my bad
#9 - anon (10/22/2016) [-]
maybe you should fact check their fact checker
#78 - anon (10/22/2016) [-]
Snopes is a far more reliable site then most people would let on, www.snopes.com/bernie-sanders-rigged-unendorse/ .

And that is proof that Hillary Clinton is still the number one candidate for America.
Learn more here! www.hillaryclinton.com/
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#11 - createdjustnow (10/22/2016) [-]
can we take it a step further?
#9 - Yknow, I just want to point out that there's a big difference …  [+] (7 replies) 10/22/2016 on Trump hater btfo +8
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#11 - tomtomat (10/22/2016) [-]
Yes! Thank you.
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#12 - Ryukenblaze (10/22/2016) [-]
And when you have actual proof that Trump ACTUALLY groped any of these women coming forward, we'll listen
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#15 - tomtomat (10/22/2016) [-]
I think you missed the point. It was not about Trump, per say, it was how M. Obama isn't as contradictory as it may first seem.
#17 - Glitched (10/22/2016) [-]
12. "Driver roll up the partition, please/ I don't need you seeing 'Yonce on her knees"

13. "Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged/ Yeah, he's so horny he wants to f---/ He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse/ He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown/ Oh Daddy, Daddy, he didn't bring the towel/ Oh baby, baby, we better slow it down"

14. "Over there I swear I saw them cameras flash/ Hand prints and footprints on my glass/ Hand prints and good grips on my ass

-Beyonce', Partition

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#18 - tomtomat (10/22/2016) [-]
> there's a big difference between a girl acting like that of her own volition
> a girl acting like that of her own volition
> her own volition

Besides, they're lyrics in a fucking song, dude. Do you honestly think they are comparable?
#30 - Glitched (10/22/2016) [-]
On her own volition Michelle Obama called her a role model.
Of her own volition
her own volition.
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#27 - nunyabeez (10/22/2016) [-]
But it's horrible for our first lady to call her a role model
#12 - The only puppet we need to know about.  [+] (6 replies) 10/21/2016 on The Puppeteer +5
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#29 - thegreentornado (10/21/2016) [-]
#23 - skymochi (10/21/2016) [-]
Woah ho ho there, skippy. No need to go full fucking autistic spakko on us now.

I'm out.
#20 - huntergriff (10/21/2016) [-]
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#18 - anon (10/21/2016) [-]
#49 - Seems to be, I mean conspiracy theories are fun until you real…  [+] (1 reply) 10/21/2016 on "There is no voter fraud!" 0
#58 - anon (10/21/2016) [-]
Call something a conspiracy theory without actually pointing out what so it can be debated or proven.

Classic CTR.
#39 - Alright *******, no idea if this is incest, pedophilia, or wha…  [+] (1 reply) 10/21/2016 on Timmy 2 +8
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#42 - tigronn (10/21/2016) [-]
this is both incest and pedophilia, also some pure CP
#44 - Um...I'm taking a look at these ballots and if you look closel…  [+] (5 replies) 10/21/2016 on "There is no voter fraud!" +4
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#64 - someofficer (10/21/2016) [-]
well those ballots are supposed to go to actual people. By my guess a bunch of people may have not gotten their ballots. It may not allow people to vote. Its still a negative
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#52 - bumblebeetoona (10/21/2016) [-]
still... should be an investigation into wasted paper... trees are people too.
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#48 - mindmatter (10/21/2016) [-]
The funnyjunk circle jerk is running out of lube so now they're using their own nervous sweat.
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#49 - neoexdeath (10/21/2016) [-]
Seems to be, I mean conspiracy theories are fun until you realize some people actually vote according to them...
#58 - anon (10/21/2016) [-]
Call something a conspiracy theory without actually pointing out what so it can be debated or proven.

Classic CTR.