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nebuchadnezzaurus

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/27/2012
Last Login:8/24/2015
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#85 - If you ******* came up with that yourself, you win my p…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2015 on Bruce Lee +7
#111 - phaegitt (08/25/2015) [-]
i usually dont hold group meetings to come up with comments. ;)
#76 - If you call animal instinct "science", then yeah. Bu… 07/29/2015 on Marrying a hollow be like -1
#23 - Youtube poops are actually some of the funniest **** I … 07/29/2015 on uuhhhhhh +2
#51 - My question is, how do they film this? From a helicopter? then…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2015 on very satisfying indeed 0
User avatar #53 - traks (07/10/2015) [-]
It was probably with a drone
#52 - gareaap (07/10/2015) [-]
drone maybe?
#23 - How can I enjoy this without any sauce.png 07/10/2015 on Now that's impressive -3
#41 - Why you gotta slut shame? Do you want women to put out less an…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2015 on when you find a keeper +16
User avatar #76 - brownskin (07/09/2015) [-]
Trust me dude I know this chick and her sank status is legendary
User avatar #60 - sphincterface (07/09/2015) [-]
Honestly man, call me old fashioned or call me beta, but I would rather at least know someone as a person before I stick it in her. Fucking strangers isn't really my thing not anymore at least, felt like shit every time.
User avatar #59 - pkman (07/09/2015) [-]
girls will find new inventive ways to be sluts. Whores have been around since da bible times
#56 - anon (07/09/2015) [-]
Because it's horrible how most women can get laid without trying

Y'know, which toootally isn't a direct result of girls getting shamed to shit if they embrace that sex can be pretty great.
User avatar #44 - Faz (07/09/2015) [-]
Considering i don't want to fuck everything with legs and want to get to know people first yeah id prefer if women weren't all "Do me in the ass" to strangers they've never spoke to before.
#40 - it means someone you "keep", as opposed to "use… 07/09/2015 on when you find a keeper +3
#28 - are you British?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/09/2015 on when you find a keeper +2
#31 - europeisquitenice (07/09/2015) [-]
Is she is then she is definitely a keeper! British girls are my fetish
User avatar #34 - onefuckingskurut (07/09/2015) [-]
What do you mean by keeper?
User avatar #40 - nebuchadnezzaurus (07/09/2015) [-]
it means someone you "keep", as opposed to "use and discard"
#39 - europeisquitenice (07/09/2015) [-]
" Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!

Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!"

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=keeper
#36 - intentscarab (07/09/2015) [-]
This thing from Mass Effect. Hated the mission where you have to scan a lot of the them; then I always lose one.
User avatar #45 - onefuckingskurut (07/09/2015) [-]
c:
#88 - Yup, that's true. The period when manuals were REALLY necessar… 07/04/2015 on Games then and now +1
#86 - Quality-wise? More like nostalgia-wise. Morrowind was also my …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on Games then and now +2
User avatar #87 - iluvatar (07/04/2015) [-]
skyrim was my first tes........

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#25 - aaliass (05/08/2015) [-]
Die in a ditch Commie.
#24 - nebuchadnezzaurus (06/10/2014) [-]
**nebuchadnezzaurus rolled image**
User avatar #19 - TwiztidNinja (01/16/2014) [-]
Well at this point, i can't not stalk you.
#17 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
Is your name a reference to a book named 'The Flying Dutchman', and its main character?
User avatar #18 to #17 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/20/2013) [-]
No, it's based on the biblical character
#6 - kantancan (10/29/2012) [-]
Psst... Anymore awesome comics up your sleeve?
User avatar #7 to #6 - nebuchadnezzaurus (10/29/2012) [-]
Hi, glad you still remember, haha. I've been kinda busy lately, not much free time for making comics. I do however have a couple of ideas for comics, so stay tuned :)
#8 to #7 - kantancan (10/29/2012) [-]
It's impossible to forget someone with such comic making potential.

...And an awesome name.
User avatar #9 to #8 - nebuchadnezzaurus (10/30/2012) [-]
Well... thanks!
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User avatar #1 - tomatospy (10/11/2012) [-]
how long does it take you to make comics
User avatar #3 to #1 - nebuchadnezzaurus (10/12/2012) [-]
from 2 to 4 hours
User avatar #4 to #3 - tomatospy (10/12/2012) [-]
crazy it would take me like for ever to draw like that
User avatar #5 to #4 - nebuchadnezzaurus (10/12/2012) [-]
Well, if you like drawing, you'll get there. I've been drawing for about 17 years now, and also go to an art college, so it'd be a shame for me to be any worse ;)
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