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|#655643 - 31 now [+] (4 new replies)||09/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#655642 - ok, so i'm gonna stay on spamming frost bolts [+] (2 new replies)||09/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#655640 - i'm still leveling up right now, no pvp [+] (6 new replies)||09/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#94642 - hmm... bondage? i wouldn't do it on my first time, and i'm gue… [+] (1 new reply)||09/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
|#655636 - everybody keeps saying "you gotta go frost, it's da best&… [+] (12 new replies)||09/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#94640 - watdo: you're gonna want to get a good build-up, a lot of fore… [+] (3 new replies)||09/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
|#94638 - boy, does that ex-boyfriend sound like a bag of dicks... If a … [+] (4 new replies)||09/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
#94644 - sundip (09/09/2013) [-]
Compared to the two breakups, they went out screaming and shouting at each other, finding ways to piss each other off. He got into a rebound relationship in spite of her, she became a slut.
Me and her just agreed that it was coming to an end, and there was nothing we could do about it. (And yet there's plenty we can do about it now.) Turns out it wasn't too hard for her to move on, but it was rather hard for me, as I had some other bad news coming my way.
I'm texting her now, I have no clue why.
|#94636 - it depends on what she masturbates with. if she only uses her … [+] (5 new replies)||09/09/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
#94640 - nazrix (09/09/2013) [-]
watdo: you're gonna want to get a good build-up, a lot of foreplay. take you're time, you're gonna want to have half of the job done before the actual penetration. you could give her oral sex, that's something no toy can replicate (again, slow and delicately, with little kisses and pecks everywhere, not directly jumping her clitoris)
also, i find that an orgasm is that much better when my bf moves his hands on my body, instead of obsessing on the genitals (girls have a lot of buttons that need pushing).
it doesn't take complicated positions. the simple ones, if done passionately, will get her high in the sky.
|#655619 - any wowheads here care to share your opinion about the best ta… [+] (19 new replies)||09/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
#655636 - nazrix (09/09/2013) [-]
everybody keeps saying "you gotta go frost, it's da best". i'm a virgin in the mage department. i found that fire does the most dmg, but frost can keep enemies at a safe distance, since a mage has little hp...
and i like arcane because it's fast and interrupts attacks
|#129 - only ~600 upvotes on a top content. everybody's scared to vote…||09/01/2013 on Repost of a funny story||+5|
|#76 - did you know that they call it "pulling a miley cyrus&quo…||08/31/2013 on Harvest||0|
|#70 - that thin she does with her tongue, god, that's so annoying. [+] (2 new replies)||08/31/2013 on Harvest||+1|
|#41 - "yourselfs"||08/30/2013 on Facebook||+2|
|#240 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply)||08/09/2013 on People need to see this||0|
|#61 - love u||08/06/2013 on When you see it..||0|
|#54 - Picture [+] (2 new replies)||08/06/2013 on When you see it..||+1|
|#74 - I'm guessing because of #9, they don't have problems such as t…||08/03/2013 on Satanists||+2|
|#73 - I figured I'd give Matt a chance after that episode with the R…||08/03/2013 on The 12th Doctor||0|
|#42 - these are so awesome, i wish i could draw like you, best i can…||08/03/2013 on I ain't even mad||0|
|#14 - I miss David Tennant [+] (2 new replies)||08/02/2013 on The 12th Doctor||+4|
|#9 - same here in EU with polaks.||08/02/2013 on Brazil?||+1|
|#12 - i wanna see [+] (13 new replies)||08/02/2013 on I ain't even mad||+1|
|#16 - Picture [+] (2 new replies)||07/30/2013 on Is it Season 9 yet?!||+5|
|#20 - why is William's son, George, third in line to the throne, and… [+] (5 new replies)||07/29/2013 on So Cute!||0|
#25 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
The throne is passed through children, so even if William has another child George's first born will be next in line to the throne after him.
#24 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
There's some Lion King shit up in this.
#21 - rottenronald (07/29/2013) [-]
it's called primogenature, and it's been the fashion in which english line-of-succession has been dictated since england has been fucking england.
FIrst-born gets the throne, then the first born's first born, then the first-born's first-born's first born.
Geez, read a book.
|#142 - *IMMA UNICORN* [+] (1 new reply)||07/26/2013 on Shredding||+1|