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#90 - I'd due my surgeon if i looked like that 01/02/2015 on Barbie +1
#109 - Can you please post a pic of you? I'm really curious. Also, wh…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Tumblr Dictionary Part 1:... 0
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#116 - evilanakie (12/17/2014) [-]
i cant post pic (shy as hell and havent done my man makeup)
now my story
be September this year
ma' is watching GoT in my room on my laptop
im listening to music in my room
i have one of those multi disc cd players
i say to myself ok if metallica comes on im doing it
(cont next com)
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#117 - evilanakie (12/17/2014) [-]
master of puppets starts
ok gotta do it
go to my door
shivering muttering wreck mode
no i need to do it
guitars kick in
get in her room
m-muh-ma are you busy
she pauses got
what is it baby girl
i n-nue-need to tell you so-mHNNNG
what is it, your not dying are you?
im t-tr-truu-trannnnnnNNNNsssssssssssss
what do you mean
i-im trans ma
so you think your a boy?
oh honey i grew up with drags all my teen years and there was even a stage where i thought i was a lesbian, do you think i would of hated you or something? dear you will (cont next com)
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#118 - evilanakie (12/17/2014) [-]
always be my baby girl
but i wanna be a boy
alright boy dear what are you going to do now
play video games?
that night i heard her having a fight with her partner, his homophobic and a cuntlord
i heard my mother say "my baby girl wants a fucking dick she wwaants a dick i made her perfect why does she do this to me she is a fucking faggottttt"
he was feeding her the negative sides of it all
after a few months she is kinda getting used to it, i got my hair cut in november got a boyfriend ( who turned out to be 26 and im 17 if you wanna here more tell me )
and have been taking care of myself
before coming out i didnt wash ofted brush my meters of hair or pay attention in class
now i get up every day shower style my hair get that snibbity snab oh damn outfit rocking get good grades and everything seems to be on the up and up
#128 - unclewalrus (12/17/2014) [-]
That was actually pretty heartwarming.

On a note related to the last post, would you say that coming out as trans improved your self-esteem, and if so, to what extent? Or do you now constantly worry of being ousted and ostracized by retrograde individuals?
#125 - chugwug (12/17/2014) [-]
So you're a heterosexual girl who wants to be a gay man?
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#130 - evilanakie (12/17/2014) [-]
i guess you could say that but i couldnt see myself in a "straight" relationship
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#21 - did you guys ever play cat mario? it's so unfair. 09/12/2014 on mario is an asshole +2