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#1195 - Don't worry, he's not that conservative (or crazy, those ret… 18 hours ago on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1122 - Oh, now I'm sad. Luckily we could get my teta and my two a…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1140 - annoos (18 hours ago) [-]
I try... one way or another, through the small beautiful things i have, friends, love , parents, health .. i'm actually pretty grateful to where i am. but not sure where am i gonna go..
And you're right, nothing will ever be the same, this is not a small war, not a conflict, this is full anarchy, hatebreeding, blood shed and revenge is all that awaits this country for the next hundred years... maybe i'm exaggerating because of my feelings, but that's the way i see it, because i hear both sides talking, and none of them say anything pretty..
about your uncle, allah yerhamo. and good job helping the relatives you could help, they're in luck.
#1104 - Age: 19 Sex: Male Location: North Germany I j…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1137 - kwizzer (18 hours ago) [-]
Only two ways... either stand up to your dad or do as he pleases.
Doing as he wants you to means that you will have to suppress your urges/needs unless you start thinking like him.
Standing up to him will most likely either end up breaking your ties to your dad well, it's the stereotypical image I have of strict Muslim parents in Germany nowadays or he will accept your decision after some time (most likely years - but hey, that's what you see in Hollywood). Hope your dad is not like the Muslim parents/siblings you hear of in Germany which kill their daughter/sister after finding out she has a boyfriend

Difficult choice, so there is also the way of trying to get into a relationship without him knowing... but once he finds out, he will be more than furious - he will have lost all the trust he put in you before...
Choose what's most important to you or which decision will lead to the 'highest' happiness, I guess: for instance, if you don't mind that much suppressing your needs 'n comply with what your parent wants, you probably should do just that, but if it is way more important to you to get a girl, go for it, I guess.
User avatar #1195 - nass (18 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry, he's not that conservative (or crazy, those retards who kill their daughters/sisters are crazy, not muslim in my opinion). He just says "If you find a girl, that's fine. But you're intent should be to marry her (someday)". But I can't look him straight in the eyes and tell him, I want to marry this girl someday ( the one I just rejected). I guess I tend to have feelings for my female friends in relationship, simply because I fall in love the way they love... you get me? What I try to say is, I don't think I want my friend, but rather the same love she gives to her boyfriend.

This is so weird. I can't even tell if I like a girl anymore
#1070 - Half my family is syrian and when we visited them in summer, w…  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1093 - annoos (18 hours ago) [-]
There's nothing beautiful left .. it's all either destroyed, like homs or aleppo, or kind of socially ruined, like latakia... this city right now is way too fucked up that it ever was... all the rich people ran to latakia, and all the poor people also ran to latakia, everyone wants to hustle his way to survival, it became sad and disgusting drugs are at every corner... bombs and destruction aren't the only problems we have
User avatar #1122 - nass (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh, now I'm sad. Luckily we could get my teta and my two aunts out of the country. My youngest uncle had to escape to Lebanon, after being wanted for treason. My other uncle got shot on his way to work and has left a wife and 3 children behind. I guess things will never be the same ... but I hope ... no, I know you will find your way. Just try to stay positive!
User avatar #1140 - annoos (18 hours ago) [-]
I try... one way or another, through the small beautiful things i have, friends, love , parents, health .. i'm actually pretty grateful to where i am. but not sure where am i gonna go..
And you're right, nothing will ever be the same, this is not a small war, not a conflict, this is full anarchy, hatebreeding, blood shed and revenge is all that awaits this country for the next hundred years... maybe i'm exaggerating because of my feelings, but that's the way i see it, because i hear both sides talking, and none of them say anything pretty..
about your uncle, allah yerhamo. and good job helping the relatives you could help, they're in luck.
#172 - How did it all start? I dunno, maybe when they occupated Pales… 07/10/2014 on Just pointing out the obvious 0
#21 - Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse seme… 07/09/2014 on Caviar 0
#17 - yeah but why should you prefer old sperm over fresh one for re…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Caviar +1
User avatar #18 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
>reproducing

Spermargarita, a sperm margarita. Now you know why I was rather disgusted with myself.
User avatar #21 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse semen, which is used for .. well making good horses. The tought of a sperm margarita is disgusting indeed
#12 - But it ain't fresh!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Caviar +2
#14 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry your glass of Dead Man's Semen isn't perfectly fresh; how rude of us.
User avatar #17 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
yeah but why should you prefer old sperm over fresh one for reproducing? I don't it makes any sense, sorry
User avatar #18 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
>reproducing

Spermargarita, a sperm margarita. Now you know why I was rather disgusted with myself.
User avatar #21 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse semen, which is used for .. well making good horses. The tought of a sperm margarita is disgusting indeed
#10 - That makes no sense at all. Sperm are produced in your balls. …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Caviar +2
User avatar #39 - dorfdorfdorf (07/10/2014) [-]
False, sperm are produced more inside your body, your balls only momentarily store some for ejaculations. That's why if you fap like 6 times in a day you eventually come up dry, your balls are literally empty
#11 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
When the man dies he'll still have some contained
User avatar #19 - lazaman (07/09/2014) [-]
>A gumball machine that is full, but will never be filled again.
>A gumball factory.

This is the difference between a dead man and a live man.

Just saying any dude would dump loads if he was asked nicely enough, or paid enough.

Shit I'd sell my semen for 10 bucks.
#47 - reloyjerkins (07/10/2014) [-]
But noone wants your semen
#20 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm trying to make a joke using the content not start some /d/ style milking factory
#13 - devout feminist (07/09/2014) [-]
If you have an reasonably good looking female willing to come and get it, your welcome to as much as you want right now.
User avatar #12 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
But it ain't fresh!
#14 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry your glass of Dead Man's Semen isn't perfectly fresh; how rude of us.
User avatar #17 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
yeah but why should you prefer old sperm over fresh one for reproducing? I don't it makes any sense, sorry
User avatar #18 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
>reproducing

Spermargarita, a sperm margarita. Now you know why I was rather disgusted with myself.
User avatar #21 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse semen, which is used for .. well making good horses. The tought of a sperm margarita is disgusting indeed
#7 - And again I MEHOY NEHOYA sorry, I meant tried 07/08/2014 on Minhoyamenoy +5

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