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Date Signed Up:2/26/2012
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#18 - i need as well  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2016 on Dank WebM Comp 10 0
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#19 - thenewerbooks (06/17/2016) [-]
>>#12, I think the movie is called Extraterrestrial.
#153 - Whoa, almost felt the need to prove something to an overly rig…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2016 on Dropped your crack pipe -1
#158 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
lol a liberal in disguise hahaha knew it.
#150 - I think you confuse me with someone who is entirely against gu…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2016 on Dropped your crack pipe -1
#151 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
the second amendment was written SPECIFICALLY for that scenario. if the governing body does something crazy or refuses to leave when their term was up, then there is a sudden need for weapons to fight governments with.

also you dont really "need" to vote either. we have an electoral college system not a popular vote so why do people feel the "need" to vote when it serves no purpose?

because it is the god damn bill of rights, not needs.

i havent confused you for someone at all. you are the exact person i thought you were. willing to trade rights guaranteed to us under the constitution for false security and bullshit.

also im going to call your bullshit too. FULLY AUTOMATIC WEAPONS like you describe havent been for sale in almost a century. you can buy old ones with a federal tax stamp tho. which btw, there have been a total of 3 crimes with full autos since 1934. 3. no ar15 or ak47 you buy is firing 600 ROUNDS A FUCKING SECOND.

on top of that, rounds per minute is a shitty way to determine how "bad" a gun is. no one, anywhere, ever, can shoot an ar15 with any accuracy or consistency when they have to pull the trigger 10 times a second and reload ever 3 seconds.

your entire post is nothing but ignorance and im questioning whether you even own a gun to begin with.
#153 - narutolas (06/17/2016) [-]
Whoa, almost felt the need to prove something to an overly right-wing neckbeard. Have a good one, and good luck with the government apocalypse and all that.
#158 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
lol a liberal in disguise hahaha knew it.
#147 - The thing is that those questions have answers. Are they compl…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2016 on Dropped your crack pipe 0
#149 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
you said that word again. but ill bite.

why guns?

because your first answer is wrong. free speech does not protect you from abuse of power. free speech is just words that can be blocked. its when those words are blocked the second amendment becomes important.

we have the second amendment to safeguard against abuse of power. without it, no other rights are guaranteed.

heres a question for you. what happens after the election in november, it turns out that the entire election processes was fraudulent? and the new president and powers that be say, yeah but what are you going to do about it?
#150 - narutolas (06/17/2016) [-]
I think you confuse me with someone who is entirely against guns. I own 2 handguns, a shotgun, and a hunting rifle. Why do I own them; for that purpose you just mentioned, as well as home defense, as well as hunting. My question is specifically, for what legal purpose do you need to fire off 10 bullets per second? Those guns, like an AK-47 (averaging at 600 rounds per second), are built for the express purpose of mowing down entire rooms of people. So not hunting, and certainly not home defense. You're saying they are for going into government buildings and taking as many government lives as you can before you get killed?
#151 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
the second amendment was written SPECIFICALLY for that scenario. if the governing body does something crazy or refuses to leave when their term was up, then there is a sudden need for weapons to fight governments with.

also you dont really "need" to vote either. we have an electoral college system not a popular vote so why do people feel the "need" to vote when it serves no purpose?

because it is the god damn bill of rights, not needs.

i havent confused you for someone at all. you are the exact person i thought you were. willing to trade rights guaranteed to us under the constitution for false security and bullshit.

also im going to call your bullshit too. FULLY AUTOMATIC WEAPONS like you describe havent been for sale in almost a century. you can buy old ones with a federal tax stamp tho. which btw, there have been a total of 3 crimes with full autos since 1934. 3. no ar15 or ak47 you buy is firing 600 ROUNDS A FUCKING SECOND.

on top of that, rounds per minute is a shitty way to determine how "bad" a gun is. no one, anywhere, ever, can shoot an ar15 with any accuracy or consistency when they have to pull the trigger 10 times a second and reload ever 3 seconds.

your entire post is nothing but ignorance and im questioning whether you even own a gun to begin with.
#153 - narutolas (06/17/2016) [-]
Whoa, almost felt the need to prove something to an overly right-wing neckbeard. Have a good one, and good luck with the government apocalypse and all that.
#158 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
lol a liberal in disguise hahaha knew it.
#124 - Bruh im all for guns but why do you want an assault weapon? Wh…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/17/2016 on Dropped your crack pipe 0
#143 - anon (06/17/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Well first define "assalt weapon"
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#141 - sketchysketchist (06/17/2016) [-]
Most gun owners just collect them because they look really fucking cool.

No one uses them for their purpose unless they're planning to shoot up a school.

They're like Pokemon Cards.
#134 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
the problem with you question it "want"

why do you "want" free speech? why do you "want" to vote?

these are rights. you have the right to have that just as much as you have the right to vote.
#135 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
wow im not typing well

*your

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#147 - narutolas (06/17/2016) [-]
The thing is that those questions have answers. Are they complicated, sure, but try to answer the assault weapon question at all.
Why free speech?
Because unhindered speech is a safeguard against abuse of power, allowing journalists and others to expose possible corruption and tyranny.
Why vote?
Because everyone being represented in government decisions allows a set of decisions that best suits the majority of that group.
Why do you want a gun that shoots 10 bullets per second?
"Because it kills the most infidels- oh shoot I've been had"
#149 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
you said that word again. but ill bite.

why guns?

because your first answer is wrong. free speech does not protect you from abuse of power. free speech is just words that can be blocked. its when those words are blocked the second amendment becomes important.

we have the second amendment to safeguard against abuse of power. without it, no other rights are guaranteed.

heres a question for you. what happens after the election in november, it turns out that the entire election processes was fraudulent? and the new president and powers that be say, yeah but what are you going to do about it?
#150 - narutolas (06/17/2016) [-]
I think you confuse me with someone who is entirely against guns. I own 2 handguns, a shotgun, and a hunting rifle. Why do I own them; for that purpose you just mentioned, as well as home defense, as well as hunting. My question is specifically, for what legal purpose do you need to fire off 10 bullets per second? Those guns, like an AK-47 (averaging at 600 rounds per second), are built for the express purpose of mowing down entire rooms of people. So not hunting, and certainly not home defense. You're saying they are for going into government buildings and taking as many government lives as you can before you get killed?
#151 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
the second amendment was written SPECIFICALLY for that scenario. if the governing body does something crazy or refuses to leave when their term was up, then there is a sudden need for weapons to fight governments with.

also you dont really "need" to vote either. we have an electoral college system not a popular vote so why do people feel the "need" to vote when it serves no purpose?

because it is the god damn bill of rights, not needs.

i havent confused you for someone at all. you are the exact person i thought you were. willing to trade rights guaranteed to us under the constitution for false security and bullshit.

also im going to call your bullshit too. FULLY AUTOMATIC WEAPONS like you describe havent been for sale in almost a century. you can buy old ones with a federal tax stamp tho. which btw, there have been a total of 3 crimes with full autos since 1934. 3. no ar15 or ak47 you buy is firing 600 ROUNDS A FUCKING SECOND.

on top of that, rounds per minute is a shitty way to determine how "bad" a gun is. no one, anywhere, ever, can shoot an ar15 with any accuracy or consistency when they have to pull the trigger 10 times a second and reload ever 3 seconds.

your entire post is nothing but ignorance and im questioning whether you even own a gun to begin with.
#153 - narutolas (06/17/2016) [-]
Whoa, almost felt the need to prove something to an overly right-wing neckbeard. Have a good one, and good luck with the government apocalypse and all that.
#158 - lostabyss (06/17/2016) [-]
lol a liberal in disguise hahaha knew it.
#34 - Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2016 on Spider girl with a frog pet 0
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#38 - hurpfry (06/08/2016) [-]
I think on tumblr, some images are hidden until you click them, so that's why they explain it twice.
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#36 - autumnanubis (06/08/2016) [-]
The fuck is this shiet
#80 - you accidentally frontstab. 06/03/2016 on Rogue rolls Natural 20 +1
#27 - First sentence isn't shoehorned at all! 06/02/2016 on Apply Water to Burned Area +3
#166 - Well, the moment we did that we'd be leaped on by the rest of …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2016 on nuke 0
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#200 - dieterkaiser (06/02/2016) [-]
While your answer demonstrates great intelligence and foresight, I think the question was referring to three nukes at specifically your personal disposal, placed anonymously in their respective locations.

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