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#141 - And then in the future they get married and have 8 kids and a … 08/31/2015 on Content +1
#76 - I think your definition of the words "proof" and &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2015 on Flying spaghetti monster +2
#101 - daemonicdemeanor (08/29/2015) [-]
We are not debating science here, we are talking about metaphysics. There is not any proof for or against the metaphysical. Philosophically speaking,(not scientific, they're different.) you can know something that is absolutely not true. Think of the movie The Matrix. The people in the matrix KNOW that they are living in the 1990's and their experiences are real. If you were inside the matrix and were aware that it is not real, your testimony holds very little weight despite it absolutely being true. I don't believe in god either, but there are absolutely people who know he exists. You are using the scientific definitions of proof and evidence, which only matters in science. I am not saying that someones experience proves the existence of god. I am saying that only your own experience matters, not what other people experience. Do you really think you could win an argument with someone that is 100% certain that God spoke to them? It is proof, just not to you, or me or anyone but that single person.
#66 - Sex with AT&T girl but it only lasts 3 minutes? NO DEAL, A… 08/28/2015 on SLAM THAT BUTTON +6
#154 - Kil'Jaeden Smith. You clever clever fox 08/21/2015 on tfw +4
#148 - In a way, I agree with this guy. It shares a category with a f… 08/21/2015 on tfw +1
#165 - Leviathans. Leviathans are my biggest literally…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on Deep Dark Fears 2 +1
#172 - leonhardt (08/19/2015) [-]
Sounds like you got some thalassaphobia there boy
#44 - And then nobody died for the rest of history, leading to a wor… 08/18/2015 on poor grandma :( 0
#470 - My sympathy started at "leave for Minnesota." Good luck bud 08/18/2015 on ... 0
#49 - MISTER NOODLE!! 08/14/2015 on Heil the F├╝hrer 0
#73 - Oh you're right, I live here so I should regret the actions of…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/10/2015 on description +5
User avatar #118 - dreygur (08/10/2015) [-]
Seattle as a whole should be ashamed, but not necessarily the individuals who didn't take part in it.
User avatar #330 - chefwurm (08/10/2015) [-]
Seattle should be ashamed a person like that lives amongst them, America should be ashamed it's created a society that allows this, humanity should be ashamed because people like this exist. Everyone should be ashamed honestly, fuck this trying to decide who to blame, EVERYONE is to blame because everyone chooses their own role to play in this society and there are more roles of "dumbass," today than there were yesterday. More will open up tomorrow unless people actually choose to teach their children NOT to be so gung ho with their beliefs, and if they ARE going to be outspoken with these beliefs KNOW WHEN to make your statement. Not at a fucking speech of the man who is the most likely candidate to actually help your ass out with your damn cause. What did you just do, stupid bitch? Ohhhh nothing, right, you just turned yourself, maybe even your cause, into a fucking joke. Who could take this "Black Lives Matter," shit seriously when their own protesters do shit like this, and people ripping and burning down other people's property (flag)?? This is just plain stupidity at it's finest. Irks me to no end.
User avatar #333 - dreygur (08/10/2015) [-]

Turn down your firearm, I have nothing to retaliate with.
User avatar #341 - chefwurm (08/10/2015) [-]
Oh no no no, wasn't bitching at you or anything, sorry if it seemed so. More like, fixing what you said, then going off on a tangent because there are such idiotic people, like these women, in the world. Venting, I guess you could say. What you said just gave me a stepping stone so I could get my thoughts into words, so thanks for that.
User avatar #345 - dreygur (08/10/2015) [-]
O, okay. I just skimmed through what you said.
User avatar #287 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (08/10/2015) [-]
that makes 0 sense.
User avatar #290 - dreygur (08/10/2015) [-]
I barely just woke up when I said it. I can't even make sense of it myself.
#216 - anon (08/10/2015) [-]
Collectively, the people should all be ashamed, but individually the people don't need to have an opinion on the matter...Do you breath all by yourself? or do you have people helping you out along the way.
User avatar #222 - dreygur (08/10/2015) [-]
No, it's just poor wording on my part, but I'm far too tired to explain.


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