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#24 - So What the **** is the context behind the "This i…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Pausing at the right... +1
User avatar #38 - Garude (03/16/2015) [-]
a bigger Naruto fan would know, but im thinking it was during some kinda race where they had to pass that stick to each other. my best guess.
#28 - anonymous (03/16/2015) [-]
it's from a Naruto short that would air before the first movie Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow, short is called "Konoha Annual Sports Festival!" .

The plot was pretty much this: Naruto wants to shit, shit happens that prevents him from shitting, he has to do a shitty relay race but still hasn't gotten to shit, some shithead accidentally inserts the baton into his shithole, and now he's to his limit with all this bullshit.
#55 - Ha look at him! Look at him and laugh! D; 03/15/2015 on I Cringed So Fucking Hard +1
#69 - I want to disagree with you...I really do. But as a bassist, I… 03/14/2015 on Bassists +1
#272 - Its frowned upon in most clinical settings due to OSHA standar…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on First world problems, rich... 0
User avatar #294 - Kekuchi (03/17/2015) [-]
I wish most people would follow the regs that way. I've seen some of my nurses walking around with beautiful but ridiculously oversized rings , but they do take them off before heading into OT.
#42 - I used to be like this even down to the ordering food part. … 03/12/2015 on Social anxiety Explained 0
#42 - Jesus anon calm your tits. 03/11/2015 on First world problems, rich... +9
#720 - I screwed my self over. My lack of confidence kept me from lea…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on How did you get screwed... +1
#748 - hardstylehobo (02/19/2015) [-]
Hell yes! Here's to breaking out of shells.
#4409 - 5" 7 23 years old. Me during hazmat training for paramed… 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
#1679 - I'm about to become a new Paramedic in a ****** city, b…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? +1
User avatar #1839 - creamNscream (01/29/2015) [-]
As a paramedic, I want to extend an immense level of gratitude for what you do. Staying up all night and helping others that, in their moment of dire need, look to you.
You do god's work son, there is no way you should let what anyone says get to you. You are a great human being for doing what you do.
User avatar #1818 - johndapro (01/29/2015) [-]
Dude, Paramedic is a job where you earn respect, keep calm, work hard and soon you will see that your colleagues will respect you.
#1743 - tarromarran (01/29/2015) [-]
hey, i know the feel ro, in my line of work, we have to be tall and imposing, and at 6'2" im the short dude, what you need to remember, you are a god damn hero my freind, and you just keep kicking ass at being you
#190 - Struggling with alcoholism. Wonderful. 01/10/2015 on What does today have for you? 0

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