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I won't dare to argue with you because I know shit about paramedics.
But did you consider it might not be a picture from the USA? That the procedure, items and colors could be different? I mean like using the tape, in some country it might be standart. The tube could be bendable or with a fold to side. Same for color pattern.
Also, if fake then I find it weird that the person with acces to this equipment would place the colors wrong.
Don't sweat it, no offense taken at all.
Every monitor I have seen so far philips, zoll and lifepak are all standard color. It wouldn't be too far fetched for the colors to be different in another county.
As far as the tube goes, any facility that can afford "hands off" defib pads should also have access to standard ET tubes. None that I am aware of can bend to the side or be long enough to go in the airway and be that far outside the mouth. Also i've done the tape before (thanks to a lazy co-worker and terrible bosses who made me leave without a proper truck check) it does work, just not ideal in most situations, other countries probably use this as a standard, hell if I know.
As far as "if they have access to the equipment why did they do it wrong?". I'm willing to bet this was a bunch of Medic students or medical students trying to freak out a class mate. We did this sort of thing a lot (minus nudity). Them being students I can see how they placed everything wrong.
My primary reason for this being fake is how the patient looks. skin color is too "alive" to seem legit, no broken ribs or signs of aggressive CPR, which with a patient this young, that is a guarantee. After 5 minutes the skin takes on a ashen and cyanotic appearance, neither of which are present.
Agreed. The Aed placement is a bit iffy too. Most of the leads and pad placement looks like they placed it where it would look the nicest. I will admit, where I'm from a lot of services do use tape to hold ET tubes. Not much funding around here. And I know some older leads used to be different colors along work other countries using different color coding.
She looks very clean and not very disheveled for having had CPR performed
[nervously choking on popcorn, waiting for a true fate of this gal to be decided by FJ med experts] I always hate to see beautiful things being shattered to dust, so I'm really interested in her survival
As another FJ paragod I can confirm. (Because confirming and criticizing other medics work is what we do best!)
Basically i'm going to repeat what mysticninja said and take credit.
Tube is way to far out
Tape is stupid and not even close to right
AED pads are wrong
3-lead is wrong as well. Its always Black over Red (smoke over fire) and white/yellow off to the side.
And the scene is way to clean and orderly to be a cardiac arrest scene, she would look all sorts of fucked up if this was real. A good medic fucks his patient up when they are dying, I'm talking broken ribs and throw up/other body fluids everywhere. Nothing short of a DNR is going to stop us from doing what we can, if its outside what we can do legally we can call a doctor while in route and get permission to do even more messed up shit.
From personal experience I can say there is a lot of shenanigans and fuckery during med school, my guess this is just some fuckery.
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