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mysticalwok

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Date Signed Up:6/30/2012
Last Login:4/15/2015
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#433892 - Picture 03/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#169578 - I see your point... Tell me again why you don't want a phone? 01/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 -1
#169549 - Dude what? You've got the entire world map memorised? Holy … 01/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 -1
#169482 - Using a device as a crutch? The **** are you, Rambo? Te…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 -1
User avatar #169561 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
I can find an address without google maps and maybe I enjoy getting lost once in a while.
That's besides the point. I don't want a phone for the personal reasons that I have ennumerated. Get the fuck over it.
#169578 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
I see your point... Tell me again why you don't want a phone?
User avatar #169508 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
Using the phone as a crutch, yes. The only fucking time I'd use it is for google maps. I hate relying on that sort of shit when I can use my brain and figure it out myself.
Go fuck yourself.
#169549 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
Dude what? You've got the entire world map memorised? Holy shit, you know what? I apologise. To have such incredible cognitive ability, what a gift.
#169449 - The end is nigh  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 -1
User avatar #169469 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
When posed with the hypothetical of being beaten and murdered or whatever because I didn't have a cell phone to call for help, I will go with the possibility of being beaten and murdered without a phone. The chance of that is so fucking slim that I'd rather go with that than pay a phone bill, take up space in my pockets, and rely on some device as a crutch. I'm not trying to be edgy, I'm not eschewing phones because everyone else does it and I want to be a special snowflake; I just don't have any goddamn use for the thing, so take your condescension and shove it up your ass.
#169482 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
Using a device as a crutch? The fuck are you, Rambo? Technology just slows down your ability to instantly kill someone who comes within arms reach of you? Just... Just listen to what you're saying right now. Like, I mean, just listen.
User avatar #169561 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
I can find an address without google maps and maybe I enjoy getting lost once in a while.
That's besides the point. I don't want a phone for the personal reasons that I have ennumerated. Get the fuck over it.
#169578 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
I see your point... Tell me again why you don't want a phone?
User avatar #169508 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
Using the phone as a crutch, yes. The only fucking time I'd use it is for google maps. I hate relying on that sort of shit when I can use my brain and figure it out myself.
Go fuck yourself.
#169549 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
Dude what? You've got the entire world map memorised? Holy shit, you know what? I apologise. To have such incredible cognitive ability, what a gift.
#169428 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 -1
User avatar #169436 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
I prefer not to use something because I have other preferences, therefore I'm a hipster? Fuck you.
#169449 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
The end is nigh
User avatar #169469 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
When posed with the hypothetical of being beaten and murdered or whatever because I didn't have a cell phone to call for help, I will go with the possibility of being beaten and murdered without a phone. The chance of that is so fucking slim that I'd rather go with that than pay a phone bill, take up space in my pockets, and rely on some device as a crutch. I'm not trying to be edgy, I'm not eschewing phones because everyone else does it and I want to be a special snowflake; I just don't have any goddamn use for the thing, so take your condescension and shove it up your ass.
#169482 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
Using a device as a crutch? The fuck are you, Rambo? Technology just slows down your ability to instantly kill someone who comes within arms reach of you? Just... Just listen to what you're saying right now. Like, I mean, just listen.
User avatar #169561 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
I can find an address without google maps and maybe I enjoy getting lost once in a while.
That's besides the point. I don't want a phone for the personal reasons that I have ennumerated. Get the fuck over it.
#169578 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
I see your point... Tell me again why you don't want a phone?
User avatar #169508 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
Using the phone as a crutch, yes. The only fucking time I'd use it is for google maps. I hate relying on that sort of shit when I can use my brain and figure it out myself.
Go fuck yourself.
#169549 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
Dude what? You've got the entire world map memorised? Holy shit, you know what? I apologise. To have such incredible cognitive ability, what a gift.
#169398 - All you had to say was "I don't want a phone". Takin…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 -1
User avatar #169414 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
I'd rather die than have your shitty accessories simply because you want me to.
#169428 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #169436 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
I prefer not to use something because I have other preferences, therefore I'm a hipster? Fuck you.
#169449 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
The end is nigh
User avatar #169469 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
When posed with the hypothetical of being beaten and murdered or whatever because I didn't have a cell phone to call for help, I will go with the possibility of being beaten and murdered without a phone. The chance of that is so fucking slim that I'd rather go with that than pay a phone bill, take up space in my pockets, and rely on some device as a crutch. I'm not trying to be edgy, I'm not eschewing phones because everyone else does it and I want to be a special snowflake; I just don't have any goddamn use for the thing, so take your condescension and shove it up your ass.
#169482 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
Using a device as a crutch? The fuck are you, Rambo? Technology just slows down your ability to instantly kill someone who comes within arms reach of you? Just... Just listen to what you're saying right now. Like, I mean, just listen.
User avatar #169561 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
I can find an address without google maps and maybe I enjoy getting lost once in a while.
That's besides the point. I don't want a phone for the personal reasons that I have ennumerated. Get the fuck over it.
#169578 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
I see your point... Tell me again why you don't want a phone?
User avatar #169508 - dashgamer (01/11/2015) [-]
Using the phone as a crutch, yes. The only fucking time I'd use it is for google maps. I hate relying on that sort of shit when I can use my brain and figure it out myself.
Go fuck yourself.
#169549 - mysticalwok (01/11/2015) [-]
Dude what? You've got the entire world map memorised? Holy shit, you know what? I apologise. To have such incredible cognitive ability, what a gift.
#311 - Picture 01/11/2015 on Cringe Compilation 5! +2
#259 - Dude, that isn't "feminism". Feminism is equal right…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
#302 - thismustbeseen (09/08/2014) [-]
yeah I know, I know. I'm riding the bandwagon and replying on rage.

It's not up to me to decide if a word has been hijacked or not. it doesn't seem like the right word to be using to mean equality though. If it is, why not masculism or something?
#20 - >Go kick rocks. Nice comeback brah  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Pun 0
#21 - schmitty (06/24/2014) [-]
Thanks brah
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#29 - babybeel (09/06/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
#28 - neutralgray (09/06/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday courtesy of Friendly Thread and Sunnyday!
#27 - sunnyday ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
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Fat people are funny.
#25 - sunnyday ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
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#26 to #25 - mysticalwok (01/12/2013) [-]
Oh dear lord.
Oh dear lord.
#24 - yunochan (12/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #19 - theonetruesunnyday (09/06/2012) [-]
KICK BACK!
User avatar #20 to #19 - mysticalwok (09/06/2012) [-]
RELAX!
#17 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/26/2012) [-]
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#18 to #17 - mysticalwok (07/26/2012) [-]
The one with Bill Cosby still cracks me the 			****		 up.
The one with Bill Cosby still cracks me the **** up.
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#1 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
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**sunnyday rolls 07** Dubs and this is your avatar.
User avatar #3 to #1 - mysticalwok (07/01/2012) [-]
Tough break.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
**sunnyday rolls 66** nou
User avatar #6 to #5 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
Do it, faggot.
User avatar #8 to #6 - mysticalwok (07/01/2012) [-]
**mysticalwok rolls 81** Dubs and **** you.
#2 to #1 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
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