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Date Signed Up:1/18/2011
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#112 - I am still able to fit my wallet, phone, sunglasses, and car k… 05/04/2015 on sizes 0
#40 - I am a woman and I've never had this problem. So, I dunno. 05/04/2015 on sizes +1
#39 - I am a girl. I don't think I've ever seen women's jeans withou…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sizes 0
#64 - softdoritocat (05/04/2015) [-]
Try to read with understanding. We're not talking about whether or not the pockets are present, we're talking about functionality of said pockets.
User avatar #112 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am still able to fit my wallet, phone, sunglasses, and car keys in my jeans pockets...
#19 - I dunno, those particular jeans look like they have plenty big…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sizes 0
User avatar #24 - victorydanceofc (05/04/2015) [-]
They may look it, but this is actually a common problem with women. Those pants have pockets you can hardly fit change into. Even the back pockets leave wallets hanging halfway out.
User avatar #40 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am a woman and I've never had this problem. So, I dunno.
#17 - But regular straight/bootcut jeans have pockets 99% of the tim…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sizes 0
User avatar #18 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
i don't think you understand. i can't fit things in the pockets. i don't count the jeans as having pockets if i can't fit anything bigger than a folded up dollar bill in them. you can't fit your phone or your wallet in jeans with pockets like that. i have shit to carry
#19 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I dunno, those particular jeans look like they have plenty big pockets, especially the back pockets.
User avatar #24 - victorydanceofc (05/04/2015) [-]
They may look it, but this is actually a common problem with women. Those pants have pockets you can hardly fit change into. Even the back pockets leave wallets hanging halfway out.
User avatar #40 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am a woman and I've never had this problem. So, I dunno.
#14 - Women's...work jeans? What's the difference between regular st…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sizes 0
User avatar #15 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
the presence of pockets.
#17 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
But regular straight/bootcut jeans have pockets 99% of the time. Do you live in the US?
Like these are regular straight cut jeans with pockets.
User avatar #18 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
i don't think you understand. i can't fit things in the pockets. i don't count the jeans as having pockets if i can't fit anything bigger than a folded up dollar bill in them. you can't fit your phone or your wallet in jeans with pockets like that. i have shit to carry
#19 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I dunno, those particular jeans look like they have plenty big pockets, especially the back pockets.
User avatar #24 - victorydanceofc (05/04/2015) [-]
They may look it, but this is actually a common problem with women. Those pants have pockets you can hardly fit change into. Even the back pockets leave wallets hanging halfway out.
User avatar #40 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am a woman and I've never had this problem. So, I dunno.
#12 - What? Do you live in the middle of a desert? Why can't you fin…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sizes 0
#32 - softdoritocat (05/04/2015) [-]
You're obviously not a girl. 90% of the time the pockets on women's trousers are there to look nice and that's it.
User avatar #39 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am a girl. I don't think I've ever seen women's jeans without pockets. We must just live in different places.
#64 - softdoritocat (05/04/2015) [-]
Try to read with understanding. We're not talking about whether or not the pockets are present, we're talking about functionality of said pockets.
User avatar #112 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am still able to fit my wallet, phone, sunglasses, and car keys in my jeans pockets...
User avatar #13 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
WOMEN's work jeans. with pockets. damn near impossible to find. not skinny jeans, or hiphuggers, just jeans with pockets i can fit my phone into.
User avatar #20 - CallMeCrisco (05/04/2015) [-]
protip: buy mens clothing. It's cheaper most cases and lasts longer. All of my camp and work gear are mens clothing.
User avatar #21 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
i do when i can, the only problem is i'm very little, so often stores don't carry men's clothing in my size.
User avatar #14 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
Women's...work jeans? What's the difference between regular straight/bootcut jeans and work jeans?
User avatar #15 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
the presence of pockets.
#17 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
But regular straight/bootcut jeans have pockets 99% of the time. Do you live in the US?
Like these are regular straight cut jeans with pockets.
User avatar #18 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
i don't think you understand. i can't fit things in the pockets. i don't count the jeans as having pockets if i can't fit anything bigger than a folded up dollar bill in them. you can't fit your phone or your wallet in jeans with pockets like that. i have shit to carry
#19 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I dunno, those particular jeans look like they have plenty big pockets, especially the back pockets.
User avatar #24 - victorydanceofc (05/04/2015) [-]
They may look it, but this is actually a common problem with women. Those pants have pockets you can hardly fit change into. Even the back pockets leave wallets hanging halfway out.
User avatar #40 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am a woman and I've never had this problem. So, I dunno.
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User avatar #75 - baesdgod (01/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69 - amissingmouse (05/25/2013) [-]
Do you have a skype?
If so, amissingmouse
User avatar #70 to #69 - myrtille (05/25/2013) [-]
okay i'll add ya, but not atm
User avatar #71 to #70 - amissingmouse (05/25/2013) [-]
Nooowwwww
User avatar #72 to #71 - myrtille (05/25/2013) [-]
can't find anyone named amissingmouse
User avatar #73 to #72 - amissingmouse (05/25/2013) [-]
amissingmouse or misser of mice
User avatar #74 to #73 - myrtille (05/25/2013) [-]
oh okay yeah i found ya then
User avatar #68 - myrtille (04/04/2013) [-]
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#64 - pickledwolf (04/29/2012) [-]
dolan pls
User avatar #63 - goblingang (04/29/2012) [-]
Dolan plz
User avatar #61 - goonmcnasty (04/29/2012) [-]
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#60 - isthispatrick (04/29/2012) [-]
myrtille pls
User avatar #59 - spidermanrapeskids (04/29/2012) [-]
U R Dolan
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User avatar #58 - sussninja (04/29/2012) [-]
You're Dolan
#57 - vomitjar (04/29/2012) [-]
i am coming for you
#56 - karhunperse (04/29/2012) [-]
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#53 - gorden (04/29/2012) [-]
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#52 - isthispatrick (04/29/2012) [-]
Dolan pls.
User avatar #51 - adrammelech (04/29/2012) [-]
Dolan, didn't u go to prison for raping your nephews?
User avatar #50 - foshizzlefriend (04/29/2012) [-]
Dolan pls
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