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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:4/05/2016
Location:United States NH
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#44 - welcome to college 05/01/2013 on NOPE 0
#13 - well now i can never poop again without checking for snakes.  [+] (5 replies) 03/18/2013 on Under-reacting +3
#15 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
I never do anything without checking for snakes considering I own 29 of them and sometimes they do manage to be little sneaky snakes and get out. It is not uncommon in my house to see a snake in the bathtub its kinda like, "God Dammit Athena! Let me put you back in your cage! Stop being a cunt!"
#18 - TheVampireGirl (03/18/2013) [-]
Crap wasn't signed in :P But yeah snakes are pretty awesome, but my Athena is still a cunt.
#37 - insanefreak (03/18/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this 'take your pet to class day' a long time ago.

You see, there was this girl who brought her pet snake with her. Once it was her turn to talk about her pet, she looked down at the cage, blinked, looked again, before realizing it was only the snake's skin there. Once she mentioned that to the teacher, mass hysteria commenced as me, three other guys, and the girl started searching for Charlotte.

The case ended with Charlotte being yelled at by the girl as she put her back in the cage.
#21 - wulphshadowtail (03/18/2013) [-]
My snake was the same way except she would wrap herself around my pillows, once I even found her in the dryer. With the door closed. Crafty fucking snake.
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#24 - nicolbolas (03/18/2013) [-]
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