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#963580 - Evenin' all, how have your days been?  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #963626 - tomokowatamote (21 hours ago) [-]
Boring af I'm in a town with nothing to do stuck in classes that are 5 hours long
User avatar #963587 - IruinedTheJoke (21 hours ago) [-]
busy and such

yours?
#961315 - Yeah, I had a friend who only had armpit hair on one side for … 09/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#961208 - cba with screenshots, but the only embarrassing thing on my de… 09/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#961201 - Idk if it's just the chin and the angle, but she looks a littl…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #961207 - seniorawesomesauce (09/01/2015) [-]
She's a master memer I'm sure
#961193 - I feel there was a bit of coercing and emotional manipulation …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #961194 - spensy (09/01/2015) [-]
Well, I mean you're doing everything right. So there's that.
Hitting people usually makes them angry
#961184 - I try to stay as neutral as physically possible in situations …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #961188 - spensy (09/01/2015) [-]
That's a good policy.
Personally if I knew the person well enough, I'd punch them in the gut as hard as I could.
Except this one buddy. His gf cheated on him so he gets 1 free pass.
User avatar #961193 - mycatislookingatme (09/01/2015) [-]
I feel there was a bit of coercing and emotional manipulation on the part of his ex, so I am sort of inclined to not lay into him about it, although lying about it was a shit thing to do and I'm not doing to defend his actions at all
User avatar #961194 - spensy (09/01/2015) [-]
Well, I mean you're doing everything right. So there's that.
Hitting people usually makes them angry
#961172 - Giving people bad news over skype is not fun. Just ha…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #961180 - spensy (09/01/2015) [-]
Did you hit said friend?
User avatar #961184 - mycatislookingatme (09/01/2015) [-]
I try to stay as neutral as physically possible in situations of drama, it's a bit of a policy of mine, I usually wind up having to be an intermediary because of it, like now
User avatar #961188 - spensy (09/01/2015) [-]
That's a good policy.
Personally if I knew the person well enough, I'd punch them in the gut as hard as I could.
Except this one buddy. His gf cheated on him so he gets 1 free pass.
User avatar #961193 - mycatislookingatme (09/01/2015) [-]
I feel there was a bit of coercing and emotional manipulation on the part of his ex, so I am sort of inclined to not lay into him about it, although lying about it was a shit thing to do and I'm not doing to defend his actions at all
User avatar #961194 - spensy (09/01/2015) [-]
Well, I mean you're doing everything right. So there's that.
Hitting people usually makes them angry
User avatar #961178 - babybeel (09/01/2015) [-]
Your friend is disgusting.
#961075 - I assume it was the sleepwalker tbh 09/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#961015 - My dad can drink 15 - 20 pints and be fine, my mates and I did… 09/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#961005 - My mates thought it was funny that I couldn't drink with my da…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/01/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #961049 - djdaly (09/01/2015) [-]
How do you get so drunk you piss everywhere
User avatar #961075 - mycatislookingatme (09/01/2015) [-]
I assume it was the sleepwalker tbh
User avatar #961019 - alcoholicsemen (09/01/2015) [-]
five bucks says its the person who puked
User avatar #961014 - spensy (09/01/2015) [-]
Sounds like a good time.
Least you didn't wake up naked
User avatar #961009 - valve (09/01/2015) [-]
Family bonding
User avatar #961015 - mycatislookingatme (09/01/2015) [-]
My dad can drink 15 - 20 pints and be fine, my mates and I didn't stand a chance

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User avatar #1061 - mycatislookingatme (11/21/2014) [-]
stickied by mycatislookingatme
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#1078 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
Morning.
#1071 - fimirae (08/08/2015) [-]
toobi
#1073 to #1072 - fimirae (08/08/2015) [-]
It's been so long
What's new friendo
User avatar #1074 to #1073 - mycatislookingatme (08/08/2015) [-]
My laptop has been broken for so long, I don't know how I survived without it - Not much in my life though, still waiting on those A-level results, which come on my 19th birthday which is going to be fun
User avatar #1075 to #1074 - fimirae (08/08/2015) [-]
oh nice! When's your bday man???
User avatar #1076 to #1075 - mycatislookingatme (08/08/2015) [-]
13th of this month, so that's something to look forwards to, I'm gonna be going go-karting with my friends and the competitiveness is real
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - fimirae (08/08/2015) [-]
ooo jelly fam c: good luck on your exams and all that junk, tooo
#1067 - inquisition (04/10/2015) [-]
>ask out girl
>she says yes
>i tell her i'll message her arrangements
>she says ok
>i go to message her
>she's not responding
>wonder wtf is happening
>end up messaging "so we gonna go out or what"
>she says "nah not feeling it, but thank you anyway"

why
#1068 to #1067 - mycatislookingatme (04/10/2015) [-]
Lift the pain away bruh
******* bitches
She doesn't know what she's missing
#1069 to #1068 - inquisition (04/11/2015) [-]
Why the **** do girls do this.

This has caused me so much more pain and embarrassment than if she had just said "no".

fml
User avatar #1057 - bikkie (09/21/2014) [-]
don't die tobes
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - mycatislookingatme (09/22/2014) [-]
I got my laptop back today.
User avatar #1059 to #1058 - bikkie (09/22/2014) [-]
good <3
User avatar #1054 - closothehomosexual (09/21/2014) [-]
what did you mention me in
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - mycatislookingatme (09/21/2014) [-]
Someone was telling a story about when they had someone from Cambridge, England call the police to their house, because they were standing on the edge of Lumbridge castle on RuneScape, doing the jump emote saying "i'm gonna kill myself".

I'm pretty sure I've heard someone say you play RuneScape, so I made a joke that it was you.
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - closothehomosexual (09/21/2014) [-]
o ok

also i did, for a period, when i was 12

i mean we've all been there
User avatar #1053 - onlyonehotspur (09/06/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
User avatar #1052 - inquisition (09/06/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
User avatar #1051 - kouya (08/19/2014) [-]
oioioioioioioioioi dickhead

last minute panic

any of your friends selling a weekend ticket for Reading?
#1041 - bikkie (08/04/2014) [-]
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#1043 to #1042 - bikkie (08/04/2014) [-]
orlando bloom is a beautiful man
#1045 to #1044 - bikkie (08/04/2014) [-]
Hows the holiday? Or was?
Hows the holiday? Or was?
#1046 to #1045 - mycatislookingatme (08/04/2014) [-]
I got smashed twice in Portugal, once on Jager, once on strawberry vodka.   
   
And I'm going to Cali on Friday.   
   
Life is good.
I got smashed twice in Portugal, once on Jager, once on strawberry vodka.

And I'm going to Cali on Friday.

Life is good.
User avatar #1048 to #1046 - bikkie (08/04/2014) [-]
sounds good tho
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - bikkie (08/04/2014) [-]
and here i am
being poor
never leaving the country for years
#1049 to #1047 - mycatislookingatme (08/04/2014) [-]
My cousins are paying for the whole Cali holiday.   
   
They're 			*******		 minted. Two weeks.
My cousins are paying for the whole Cali holiday.

They're ******* minted. Two weeks.
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - bikkie (08/04/2014) [-]
oh
take me :c
User avatar #1029 - bikkie (07/25/2014) [-]
skype tobes :'c
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - mycatislookingatme (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm in Portugal with family D:
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - bikkie (07/25/2014) [-]
o but you can talk on fj

not talkies, just text
User avatar #1032 to #1031 - mycatislookingatme (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm literally just about to lay the table for dinner Mattie D:

I'll talk to you after dinner.
User avatar #1033 to #1032 - bikkie (07/25/2014) [-]
ffffine
User avatar #1034 to #1033 - mycatislookingatme (07/25/2014) [-]
u still there?
User avatar #1035 to #1034 - bikkie (07/25/2014) [-]
i'm always online tobes
User avatar #1036 to #1035 - mycatislookingatme (07/25/2014) [-]
I can't videochat, because it's 11pm, and people are trying to sleep, but we can text talk :3
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - bikkie (07/25/2014) [-]
mhm
do iiitt
skyypeee
User avatar #1038 to #1037 - mycatislookingatme (07/25/2014) [-]
My cousin is sleeping like two meters away from me.
User avatar #1039 to #1038 - bikkie (07/25/2014) [-]
what?
we can text talk on skype... and you can turn off the notifications so that it doesn't make noise
i think if you put it into do not disturb, it does that anyway
User avatar #1040 to #1039 - mycatislookingatme (07/25/2014) [-]
I totally forgot there was a text function on Skype._.

One sex
User avatar #1026 - mattythebeaver ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
What time are your frees tomorrow?
May visit.
User avatar #1027 to #1026 - mycatislookingatme (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't know who'll be in, or when my frees will be.

They're being really vague about this week because it's ******* "activities week" for the lower school, and it's not really been planned properly.
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - mattythebeaver ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Sasuga IVC.
Well, have fun in your barely organised last week of school. Can't be much worse than Long's last day. I literally saw 9 people in the entire school throughout my last day, staff included.
User avatar #1023 - mattythebeaver ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
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Toby
Is there something you're not telling me?

Are you phanact?
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - mycatislookingatme (07/17/2014) [-]
Secretly all this time.
User avatar #1025 to #1024 - mattythebeaver ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
fkn dirty hoe
Knew you were gay.
User avatar #1022 - reallynotdashie (06/11/2014) [-]
Gerard Way - "Action Cat" [Official Audio]
DID THIS JUST HAPPEN
????
WATSKY, HOODIE ALLEN AND GERAD WAY DROP A SONG ON THE SAME DAY
#1018 - reallynotdashie (06/05/2014) [-]
i think i have a problem   
i'm enjoying Alt-J   
this is a first    
i feel so indie
i think i have a problem
i'm enjoying Alt-J
this is a first
i feel so indie
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - mycatislookingatme (06/05/2014) [-]
i think i have a problem
u
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - mycatislookingatme (06/05/2014) [-]
Peasant.

He's coming to Reading too.

Just thought you'd like to know.
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User avatar #1012 to #1011 - mycatislookingatme (05/31/2014) [-]
Hey. I've never really seen myself as popular, but I have been around for a while now.
User avatar #1013 to #1012 - revengeforfreeze (05/31/2014) [-]
It's just something I thought of while looking through the comments on your page.
User avatar #1014 to #1013 - mycatislookingatme (05/31/2014) [-]
Jesus, I didn't even realise I'd managed to get >750 comments.
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - revengeforfreeze (05/31/2014) [-]
It's not so much the amount, more the character of the comments, people seem to like you. You like Watsky. You like rap then?
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - mycatislookingatme (05/31/2014) [-]
I like all genres really, however boring that sounds, but Watsky has a special place in my heart.
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - revengeforfreeze (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh. Any special lyrical theme you like?
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User avatar #1008 - inquisition (05/05/2014) [-]
skype

or steam, w/e
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