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#138425 - It felt amazing honestly. I think it might have just been nerv… 06/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#138422 - See mine was we talked about it, she said earlier she didn't r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#138423 - ScottP (06/13/2014) [-]
Well I mean it's a very personal and intimate thing. I used to think that there was some sort of routine but...there never really was.
#134022 - Hey everyone. So I've been with my girlfriend for a couple mon…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#134073 - minutes (05/18/2014) [-]
For stuff like that, go on female forums. You will see only female opinions being discussed by other females, giving you an insight look.
#128560 - Hey advice, I'm 17 and I just have some weird stuff in my life…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#128764 - malkovo (04/21/2014) [-]
you're saying you have been in love with your best friend for two fucking years, i have tried dating one of my best friends, we aren't talking anymore, don't fuck up a friendship by dating them, it gets awkward if/when you break up, (there is always a chance). btw, she's straight up bullshitting you. get over her, find someone else, it will get better, i have it the same way when it comes to dating, i donæt like to screw around with different women, i just want one woman at a time, and also, sex isn't everything, it's just a little bonus, hope this will help ;)
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#128582 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/20/2014) [-]
She is bullshitting you.
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#128579 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/20/2014) [-]
If she does not want to date you, then why does she want to marry you?

Also, sex isn't everything in a relationship.
Your friends just want to look cool/ better than the rest. Even if they are having sex, chances are they're bound to have a kid before they can even get a job.
#128574 - saltybanana (04/20/2014) [-]
maaaaaannn she is straight BULLSHITIING you!

fuck her bro, your too young to get married an shit. fucking go find another chick it takes some time to get it in, but patience is key go fuck shit up hombre! man i wish i was back in high school! you're at the age were girls are waiting to get fucked!

keep her on the side is what i can tell you, to young for that bullshit man, move on find a chick whos down to fuck. what i mean is find your self a good girl out there
#128570 - proteinstain (04/20/2014) [-]
As long as your not in a relationship with her currently, I don't see why she would be distraught with you. If the opportunity shows it self, get your dick wet. But, keep in mind that's my opinion. If you really like this girl don't wait till the future, be with her now. I can tell you bullshit left and right but the only person who's opinion matters is yourself. If you want I would really like to have a conversation about this.
#102263 - So I seem to be running at a wall. I'm 16, havent had a gf sin…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#102284 - JustForTheLulz (11/08/2013) [-]
The friendzone doesn't exist, so get that out of your head. That's step one. Step two is being comfortable with yourself. Don't look for a girlfriend just to have a girlfriend. Wait until you meet someone that you think is special, and go from there. Also, don't think of drugs or drinking as something necessary for an exciting life.
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#102282 - unncommon (11/08/2013) [-]
Get some money, get someone who can buy you booze, get friends that will drink booze with you, hang out in a place where you won't get in trouble then play loud music and chill.
Need advice on which booze to get or anything else? If you ask me specific questions then I'll answer to your liking.
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#102280 - alphabethsoop (11/08/2013) [-]
Just make the most out of your high school experience. Once you stop worrying about not living and actually letting your life happen, you will have a much more enjoyable time. Don't worry about girlfriends. The more thought you put into it the less likely it will happen.
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#102279 - sadawedsa (11/08/2013) [-]
Depends what you are not confident about
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#102272 - awesomerninjathing (11/08/2013) [-]
Just live however you want to live man, it's not like you have 4 years left to live
#14964 - So I desperately need a RB for my fantasy team, and I have 2 o…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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#15016 - blazingpelt (11/08/2013) [-]
No. Even the best defense is not worth an absolute RB1 in trade value.
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#14995 - Karlmarxx (11/08/2013) [-]
The only defense that gets some serious points is the Chiefs, but Seattle comes in a close second. So i think it's a pretty good trade. I'd say Forte is your best option.
#89531 - Hi advice. I've been here before and I got another problem. So…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#89624 - mrnomnomnom (08/12/2013) [-]
I was in this exact situation about 6 months ago. (seriously, it was like deja vu when I was reading this.)

My friend isn't/wasn't leading me on, she just couldn't date me at the moment.

Our problems seem a little different, my friend. My girl lives across the country, so she had a reason she couldn't date me.

I don't really know what to do in your case.
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#89545 - natanhiel (08/11/2013) [-]
If she loved you, an emotional attachment to someone she dislikes would mean nothing.

She's leading you on, she's a bitch, whore, etc.
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#89561 - benjamino (08/11/2013) [-]
This/\ and this\/, sorry man.
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#89544 - elburritoextremo (08/11/2013) [-]
not to insult her too much but it kinda seems like she is being a bitch or at least leading
you on a little bit, if she really 'loved you' she wouldn't hesitate to break up with him. I
don't see how an emotional attachment would come before that.
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#89543 - makotoitou (08/11/2013) [-]
Insert the penis
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#89539 - Timmietim (08/11/2013) [-]
Give her the D
#463888 - It is there. Thank you very much!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Pokemon 0
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#463889 - supertanto (08/06/2013) [-]
good on ya hatsune
#463880 - I'll try. See what happens  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Pokemon 0
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#463887 - supertanto (08/06/2013) [-]
tell results pls
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#463888 - mvukotich (08/06/2013) [-]
It is there. Thank you very much!
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#463889 - supertanto (08/06/2013) [-]
good on ya hatsune
#463879 - Whipped their asses last night  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Pokemon 0
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#463881 - mysticpichu (08/06/2013) [-]
do what the anime freak says
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