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    Better than Obama. Better than Obama.
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#2 - Picture 09/14/2012 on Avoided: Near Miss 0
#31 - That's what I love about Day Z, all these scenarios happen tha… 09/13/2012 on Dayz server differences 0
#15 - It's from the TV show Breaking Bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on bacon +2
User avatar #17 - domkooo (09/12/2012) [-]
Ok, thanks.
#11 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2012 on bacon +11
User avatar #14 - domkooo (09/12/2012) [-]
May I ask from what movie is this?
User avatar #15 - muslimassassin (09/12/2012) [-]
It's from the TV show Breaking Bad.
User avatar #17 - domkooo (09/12/2012) [-]
Ok, thanks.
#76 - Picture 09/12/2012 on So much fun 0
#54 - Who cares. Do you live in a catholic household where she beats… 09/10/2012 on Free Porn +1
#188 - Picture 09/04/2012 on When I met Christian Bale. +4
#186 - How about no. 09/03/2012 on Suck It -1
#43 - What?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on I wish 0
User avatar #47 - therealslim (09/02/2012) [-]
the anon sees to be mildly upset
#34 - I hate when people have a back up picture for if they don't ro…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/02/2012 on I wish +5
User avatar #40 - therealslim (09/02/2012) [-]
Samefag appears to be mad
User avatar #43 - muslimassassin (09/02/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #47 - therealslim (09/02/2012) [-]
the anon sees to be mildly upset
#37 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 322,202** would you rather delete your comment and look like a douche? problem solved.

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User avatar #20 - ryantheatheist (06/10/2012) [-]
Muslim assassin? Like Altaïr? Awesome...
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User avatar #2 - stallwallwriter (05/20/2012) [-]
Two questions:
1) Is it "muslimassassin" as in an assassin of muslims or an assassin who is muslim? kind of a "man eating chicken" kind of typographical thing.
2) Great white north as in Canada?
User avatar #3 to #3 - muslimassassin (05/20/2012) [-]
MuslimAssassin as in a Assassin who is Muslim, (although i'm caucasian as **** ), and Great White North as in Canadia Land ^_^
User avatar #4 to #4 - stallwallwriter (05/20/2012) [-]
Well, I suppose it's appropriate in that the group where the word "assassin" comes from were muslim. Same place we get the word "hashish", actually.
Related note, what part of Canada? I'm a Bluenoser, myself.
User avatar #5 to #5 - muslimassassin (05/21/2012) [-]
I'm from Ontario, in a very tiny town by Lake Ontario called Burlington.
Just want to say you're a lucky ************ for living in Nova Scotia.
User avatar #6 to #6 - stallwallwriter (05/21/2012) [-]
Really? Much as I love my home province (won't be back there for another month), I've yet to hear someone else say it's a lucky place.
User avatar #7 to #7 - muslimassassin (05/21/2012) [-]
That's where the Trailer Park Boys come from, so it's a-okay with me.
#8 to #8 - stallwallwriter (05/21/2012) [-]
They are pretty awesome.
I'll admit that the only thing I really know about Burlington is when it was mentioned in a song about Hamilton.
User avatar #9 to #9 - muslimassassin (05/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, besides the Sound of Music festival not much goes on around here lol. If you're not back at home where are you?
User avatar #10 to #10 - stallwallwriter (05/21/2012) [-]
Dijon, France, for a study term.
User avatar #11 to #11 - muslimassassin (05/21/2012) [-]
Oh nice. Studying a bitch? I wouldn't know because I don't usually study haha
User avatar #12 to #12 - stallwallwriter (05/21/2012) [-]
Only the last few days because of exams. I actually like the studying itself, just not that that's all I have time to do, you know? I suppose you've already finished school for the year?
User avatar #13 to #13 - muslimassassin (05/21/2012) [-]
Nah, last day of classes is on June 20th i'm pretty sure.
Pretty psyched though, going to El Salvador in the summer to build houses for the homeless, and it nets me 200 volunteer hours so I will be done with that.
User avatar #15 to #14 - stallwallwriter (05/21/2012) [-]
Is it with habitat for humanity? My brother did that in Guatemala, he said it's a fantastic opportunity (although word of advice, when they say to take your pills and not drink the water, take your pills and don't drink the water.)
User avatar #16 to #16 - muslimassassin (05/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, never done anything like it before so it should be interesting, and yeah I know, last year everyone got sick and some people stole all their money.
User avatar #17 to #17 - stallwallwriter (05/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, definitely keep an eye on your stuff although my brother said that the people were okay (again, this was Guatemala, I don't know about Equador.) Another thing is that you apparently see when you get there just how much non-fair trade coffee production is essentially slave labour. Totally different world.

Damn, here I am talking about illness, theft, and misery when you're setting off on an awesome travelling adventure. My french teacher is rubbing off on me.
User avatar #18 to #18 - muslimassassin (05/21/2012) [-]
Haha don't worry about it, it's good to know seeing as i've never been anywhere outside north america.
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