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#6488 - Smells bad  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on murrlogic's profile 0
User avatar #6489 - sheashea (2 hours ago) [-]
*pouts at you*
It's strawberries. D: It smells and tastes like strawberries....
#10122697 - Why are you stating the obvious that is how masturbat… 2 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10122678 - There isn't a maybe fag I ship your dick with ur mum  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10122680 - wemilznotkill (2 hours ago) [-]
I ship you and your hand, now go fuck yourself
User avatar #10122697 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
Why are you stating the obvious

that is how masturbation works.
#6486 - I will take that cigarette away from you  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on murrlogic's profile 0
#6487 - sheashea (2 hours ago) [-]
But it's not a cigarette. D: see? It' slike hookah.
User avatar #6488 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
Smells bad
User avatar #6489 - sheashea (2 hours ago) [-]
*pouts at you*
It's strawberries. D: It smells and tastes like strawberries....
#10122664 - They're straight fuccboi get that retarded fandom out of your head  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10122671 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
Maybe they are, maybe they aren't. We'll just have to see lil dick bitch nigga
User avatar #10122678 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
There isn't a maybe fag

I ship your dick with ur mum
#10122680 - wemilznotkill (2 hours ago) [-]
I ship you and your hand, now go fuck yourself
User avatar #10122697 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
Why are you stating the obvious

that is how masturbation works.
#10122646 - bruh stop being smarky lil bitch ass fuccboi  [+] (6 new replies) 3 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10122654 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
Nigga you mad cause Korra beatin up dat Asami pussy on a daily basis
User avatar #10122664 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
They're straight fuccboi get that retarded fandom out of your head
#10122671 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
Maybe they are, maybe they aren't. We'll just have to see lil dick bitch nigga
User avatar #10122678 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
There isn't a maybe fag

I ship your dick with ur mum
#10122680 - wemilznotkill (2 hours ago) [-]
I ship you and your hand, now go fuck yourself
User avatar #10122697 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
Why are you stating the obvious

that is how masturbation works.
#10122636 - You're not only a fuccboi but you're also a lil bitch …  [+] (8 new replies) 3 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10122639 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
You're the lil bitch suckin this dick
User avatar #10122646 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
bruh stop being smarky

lil bitch ass fuccboi
#10122654 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
Nigga you mad cause Korra beatin up dat Asami pussy on a daily basis
User avatar #10122664 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
They're straight fuccboi get that retarded fandom out of your head
#10122671 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
Maybe they are, maybe they aren't. We'll just have to see lil dick bitch nigga
User avatar #10122678 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
There isn't a maybe fag

I ship your dick with ur mum
#10122680 - wemilznotkill (2 hours ago) [-]
I ship you and your hand, now go fuck yourself
User avatar #10122697 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
Why are you stating the obvious

that is how masturbation works.
#6484 - cough why are you smoking?  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on murrlogic's profile 0
User avatar #6485 - sheashea (3 hours ago) [-]
Recreational use. No nicotine. No tar. Just water vapor and flavoring. Completely safe! I like making the smoke rings. *giggles, then takes a puff before turning to you to blow a small ring out*
User avatar #6486 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
I will take that cigarette away from you
#6487 - sheashea (2 hours ago) [-]
But it's not a cigarette. D: see? It' slike hookah.
User avatar #6488 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
Smells bad
User avatar #6489 - sheashea (2 hours ago) [-]
*pouts at you*
It's strawberries. D: It smells and tastes like strawberries....
#10122629 - Why are you being a fuccboi right now?  [+] (10 new replies) 3 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10122632 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
Because I am a fuckboi, now suck this dick
User avatar #10122636 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
You're not only a fuccboi but you're also a lil bitch

stop being both
#10122639 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
You're the lil bitch suckin this dick
User avatar #10122646 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
bruh stop being smarky

lil bitch ass fuccboi
#10122654 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
Nigga you mad cause Korra beatin up dat Asami pussy on a daily basis
User avatar #10122664 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
They're straight fuccboi get that retarded fandom out of your head
#10122671 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
Maybe they are, maybe they aren't. We'll just have to see lil dick bitch nigga
User avatar #10122678 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
There isn't a maybe fag

I ship your dick with ur mum
#10122680 - wemilznotkill (2 hours ago) [-]
I ship you and your hand, now go fuck yourself
User avatar #10122697 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
Why are you stating the obvious

that is how masturbation works.
#10122617 - Y'all asking for an ass kicking a verbal one  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10122623 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
yes, do it faggt, kick my ass verbally
User avatar #10122660 - geeky (3 hours ago) [-]
The sun refuses to shine until the world has witnessed you first. Each and every second of every minute of every hour is void and empty for it is a second, a minute, an hour that in some way, somewhere in the world, was not shared amongst the presence of your heraldic glory. And as I etch these viral ballads my heart sings in joy for it knows that every moment flashing before my eyes holds the possibility to bring me closer to you.

Enough ass kissing for you?
#10122669 - wemilznotkill (3 hours ago) [-]
I said ass kicking, not kissing

But that was remarkably well written

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#6463 - sheashea (6 hours ago) [-]
ZzzZzz...
ZzzZzz...
User avatar #6478 to #6463 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#6479 to #6478 - sheashea (3 hours ago) [-]
*smacks you with a pillow*
SHADDUP
User avatar #6480 to #6479 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
Well I am watching MMA like I do every lonely friday night
User avatar #6481 to #6480 - sheashea (3 hours ago) [-]
You're not completely alone. You have me to bother the **** out of you.
User avatar #6482 to #6481 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
Of course
User avatar #6483 to #6482 - sheashea (3 hours ago) [-]
*blows vapor smoke in your face* Hehehe tastes like strawberries.
User avatar #6484 to #6483 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
cough

why are you smoking?
User avatar #6485 to #6484 - sheashea (3 hours ago) [-]
Recreational use. No nicotine. No tar. Just water vapor and flavoring. Completely safe! I like making the smoke rings. *giggles, then takes a puff before turning to you to blow a small ring out*
User avatar #6486 to #6485 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
I will take that cigarette away from you
#6487 to #6486 - sheashea (2 hours ago) [-]
But it's not a cigarette. D: see? It' slike hookah.
User avatar #6488 to #6487 - murrlogic (2 hours ago) [-]
Smells bad
User avatar #6489 to #6488 - sheashea (2 hours ago) [-]
*pouts at you*
It's strawberries. D: It smells and tastes like strawberries....
User avatar #6464 to #6463 - murrlogic (5 hours ago) [-]
cooking in the kitchen
#6465 to #6464 - sheashea (4 hours ago) [-]
*peeks out from under the covers and takes a long sniff*
Whatcha makin?
*bounces over to you*
User avatar #6466 to #6465 - murrlogic (4 hours ago) [-]
Roasted Spuds, fresh asparagus being grilled

thinking shishkabobs tonight
User avatar #6467 to #6466 - sheashea (4 hours ago) [-]
Oooh! There will be meat too, right? I can't do that vegetarian thing... Yuck
User avatar #6468 to #6467 - murrlogic (4 hours ago) [-]
Chicken, Steak, and Fish
User avatar #6469 to #6468 - sheashea (4 hours ago) [-]
*squeaks excitedly* Yummy!! *bounces around you*
User avatar #6470 to #6469 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
How many would you like?
User avatar #6471 to #6470 - sheashea (3 hours ago) [-]
Two sticks will be fine. ^w^
User avatar #6472 to #6471 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
Careful they're hot
User avatar #6473 to #6472 - sheashea (3 hours ago) [-]
*drags the plate over to the couch* Hurry! :3
User avatar #6474 to #6473 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
I;m here
User avatar #6475 to #6474 - sheashea (3 hours ago) [-]
*scurries onto the couch with the plate*
What's there to watch on TV? I've been watching that one show. But you don't like it. >.<
User avatar #6476 to #6475 - murrlogic (3 hours ago) [-]
What show?
User avatar #6477 to #6476 - sheashea (3 hours ago) [-]
*mumbles to myself*
Vampire Diaries...
User avatar #6461 - thewillow (17 hours ago) [-]
Colt Cabana Podcast | CM Punk speaks out on why he left WWE This ******* podcast.
User avatar #6462 to #6461 - murrlogic (9 hours ago) [-]
>All this damage control Hunter and Vince need to cover up now
User avatar #6419 - nibblyone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
Muuuuuur

You ever get my text?
User avatar #6421 to #6419 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
You texted me? **** my phone was off all day in favor of me drinking alone in the dark

was it important?
User avatar #6424 to #6421 - nibblyone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
I woke up and wished you a Happy Thanksgiving soon as I turned my phone on =/
User avatar #6427 to #6424 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
Thank you

did you eat turkey today?
User avatar #6429 to #6427 - nibblyone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
Of course murmur
I did, pulled off a last minute turkey dinner in 2 hours
how bout you mur?
User avatar #6431 to #6429 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
I drank in the dark and had people on the MMA board gave me a good laugh to prevent me from entering those thoughts again
User avatar #6434 to #6431 - nibblyone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
Love you murmur *hugs*
User avatar #6433 to #6431 - nibblyone ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
Mur, you know you can always call me when you need it
User avatar #6412 - jasperr (11/28/2014) [-]
getting hungry...
User avatar #6414 to #6412 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
for what its thanksgiving
User avatar #6416 to #6414 - jasperr (11/28/2014) [-]
*smirks*
I don't know...
User avatar #6417 to #6416 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeah no dont you start
User avatar #6418 to #6417 - jasperr (11/28/2014) [-]
I don't know.
I'll eat whatever food you want me to.
User avatar #6422 to #6418 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
offers you peanut butter celery and apples. The celery as raisins in it
User avatar #6425 to #6422 - jasperr (11/28/2014) [-]
oh okay...
I'm a dog, as long as it's edible I'll eat it...
*eats*
User avatar #6428 to #6425 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
wait a second...peanut butter

dog..

dont dogs struggle to eat peanut butt turns around
User avatar #6435 to #6428 - jasperr (11/28/2014) [-]
Oh god...
I haf mad a tirribllbb mishtake....
User avatar #6436 to #6435 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHA
#6388 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
*shares some turkey bits with you*   
Happy Turkey day murr! :3
*shares some turkey bits with you*
Happy Turkey day murr! :3
User avatar #6457 to #6388 - murrlogic (23 hours ago) [-]
sure you dont
User avatar #6458 to #6457 - sheashea (23 hours ago) [-]
*smiles wide*
Look at me teef! Smooth, white, and shiny! <3
User avatar #6459 to #6458 - murrlogic (23 hours ago) [-]
and covered in chocolate
User avatar #6460 to #6459 - sheashea (22 hours ago) [-]
Cuz smores! D:
User avatar #6409 to #6388 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
At my job they always have a fire place going for decor

seems a little excessive but goddamn it feels good
User avatar #6410 to #6409 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
It's super warm and PERFECT!! *sighs contently*
User avatar #6441 to #6410 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
How golden brown do you like your marshmallows
User avatar #6442 to #6441 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
Anything but black. Crispy on the outside and gooey on the inside. :3
User avatar #6443 to #6442 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
How much Chocolate?
User avatar #6444 to #6443 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
Just a square should work ^_^
User avatar #6445 to #6444 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
I think its about done.
User avatar #6446 to #6445 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
*holds out two squares of honey crackers*
User avatar #6447 to #6446 - murrlogic (23 hours ago) [-]
honey crackers?
User avatar #6448 to #6447 - sheashea (23 hours ago) [-]
Honey grahams :3
User avatar #6449 to #6448 - murrlogic (23 hours ago) [-]
but y?

what is wrong with saltines
User avatar #6450 to #6449 - sheashea (23 hours ago) [-]
Because I like sweet o-o
User avatar #6451 to #6450 - murrlogic (23 hours ago) [-]
You're gonna get cavities
User avatar #6452 to #6451 - sheashea (23 hours ago) [-]
I brush my teeth twice a day :o
User avatar #6453 to #6452 - murrlogic (23 hours ago) [-]
You best because you have a dentist appointment tomorrow
User avatar #6454 to #6453 - sheashea (23 hours ago) [-]
I've been good tho! They torture you with pointy things! D:
User avatar #6455 to #6454 - murrlogic (23 hours ago) [-]
Its part of keeping the plaque away
User avatar #6456 to #6455 - sheashea (23 hours ago) [-]
*covers mouth*
I don't have plaque... D:
User avatar #6411 to #6410 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
Wanna know what goes good with fire

smores?
User avatar #6413 to #6411 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
*gasps* MARSHMALLOWS!
*runs off to the kitchen to grab the goodies*
User avatar #6415 to #6413 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
bottom shelf

Hershey, Crackers, and stay puffs
User avatar #6420 to #6415 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
*quickly grabs them, stacking the box of crackers, and the chocolate on my back as I carry in the puffs bag in my mouth*
User avatar #6423 to #6420 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
We're gonna need something to roast the marshmallows with
User avatar #6426 to #6423 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
Do you have those metal skewers things? For Kabobs?
User avatar #6430 to #6426 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
The fire placer pokers

dont get too close to the fire place tho
User avatar #6432 to #6430 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
*hides behind you*
User avatar #6437 to #6432 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
gives you a fire poker
User avatar #6438 to #6437 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
*pushes a couple marshmallows on both of ours then tries holding up the poker to the fire*
User avatar #6439 to #6438 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
Be careful now
User avatar #6440 to #6439 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
*sets up and holds it like a fishing pole* I gots this
User avatar #6389 to #6388 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
There you are I was waiting to spend Thanksgiving with my favorite kitty
#6390 to #6389 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
Was away with the family. But am back now! :3 how's you?
Was away with the family. But am back now! :3 how's you?
User avatar #6391 to #6390 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
Tell me more

I spent Thanksgiving drunk and alone in the dark
again
Just like every year
User avatar #6392 to #6391 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
We watched the football games and the parades. Then we ate and watched Jurassic park. That was about it.
But why alone? What about your family?
User avatar #6393 to #6392 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
Dead for years
#6394 to #6393 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
*cuddles up to you*    
I'm sorry to hear that... Holidays are the worst that way sometimes... But, you have your friends here that care about you. &lt;3
*cuddles up to you*
I'm sorry to hear that... Holidays are the worst that way sometimes... But, you have your friends here that care about you. <3
User avatar #6395 to #6394 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
That's nice

welp guess what's next :3 christmas
User avatar #6396 to #6395 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
And I'll be here to bother the **** outta you so you won't be alone.
User avatar #6397 to #6396 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
Well aren't you sweet

wait...am I the owner of 2 cats? Kokanum and you?
User avatar #6398 to #6397 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
*shrugs* i guess. Why?
User avatar #6399 to #6398 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
I am now the owner of 3 pets

...
User avatar #6400 to #6399 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
lol you don't have to own me xD
User avatar #6401 to #6400 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
Says the cat who wanted a collar and a scratching castle
#6402 to #6401 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
I'm sorry... I really like the collar tho... IT HAS A BELL!!!
And I don't have to a scratching post tree thing. :3
User avatar #6403 to #6402 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
but but but

christmas
User avatar #6404 to #6403 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
That's up to you ^-^
#6406 to #6405 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
It suddenly got cold. D:
*burrows under blankets*
User avatar #6407 to #6406 - murrlogic (11/28/2014) [-]
turns on the fire place
User avatar #6408 to #6407 - sheashea (11/28/2014) [-]
*jumps up* Fiyah!!!
*scurries over infront of it to watch the flames crackle*
User avatar #6383 - nibblyone ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
murmuuuurr
I added you on facebook (I think)
User avatar #6384 to #6383 - murrlogic (11/27/2014) [-]
You guessed right because I found your friend request
User avatar #6385 to #6384 - nibblyone ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Dinkie wants you to add her lol
User avatar #6386 to #6385 - murrlogic (11/27/2014) [-]
she didn't send me a request
User avatar #6387 to #6386 - nibblyone ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
weeiiiird
#6381 - sheashea (11/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6382 to #6381 - murrlogic (11/27/2014) [-]
Guess who finished fapping
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