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#179124 - So why is ************ collecting Lithuanians again ?  [+] (3 new replies) 7 minutes ago on Nice Board :-) +1
#179130 - mudkipfucker (5 minutes ago) [-]
gotta catch 'em all
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#179131 - secretzx (4 minutes ago) [-]
What typing am I?
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#179126 - secretzx (7 minutes ago) [-]
He's gonna teach us some concentration
#37 - swx negre 9 minutes ago on suburban Moms 0
#1 - holy **** 15 hours ago on 44 Magnum vs Cruise Missile +39
#1 - >D.Va is immune to her self destruct This pisses m…  [+] (16 new replies) 16 hours ago on Back door delivery +53
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#16 - thewalkingfrog (8 hours ago) [-]
the only reason they did this is because her timer was super short before one of the patches that buffed her. if she didnt find cover within a few feet she'd be dead. they fixed it a bit by added more of a delay to her self destruct. i think its a nice middle ground tbh. i havent seen a team wipe from a dva for a while, she just gets 1 or 2 people now and then because a lot of people got savvy and go around a wall instead of panic
#12 - leeftur (10 hours ago) [-]
This was a really important change to her ultimate, because now she can actually start shooting people instead of going like "oh shit I need to hide". You put your enemies in a situation where you either deal with her (and even though she doesn't have many abilities outside her mech, her pistol does a lot of damage), or dealing with the explosion.

Its not too overpowered, most ultimates are almost instant kills. It's not like Dva's ult is particular strong, only in certain specific situations. Its more for Zoning than killing.
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#15 - zomaru (9 hours ago) [-]
biggest problem with her pistol isnt its DPS its the Recoil, which doesent exist. She can aim at the same point all day and hit it every time.
#9 - mrloki (12 hours ago) [-]
**mrloki used "*roll picture*"**
**mrloki rolled image**D.va being not dying from her self destruct is actually an amazing thing, first because before that the only way to use the robot was as shown in the video - offensive use, go in drop the robot, run away / or sling the robot is flight mode into the enemies.

But since the robot explosion doesn't kill d.va anymore, she gained defensive use of her ultimate (I even believe that it's better than doing it offensively, and, even on this video, could have an even better result) that would be - go in shooting like normal and wait until you begin the animation for losing your mech (chinese words pop up on the screen) then you use the ultimate and keep shooting (preferably the high HP tanks or people that are far away - the mech blows up and you get a very fast new one to heal your hp up.

This change plus the defense matrix gave so much extra survivability to d.va that it's crazy, so crazy that she is taking a small nerf next patch (according to current PTR patch notes)
#10 - mrloki (12 hours ago) [-]
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**mrloki rolled image**well, after I posted it I saw a few mistakes in my writting, but no edit comment option ._. and I'm tired and not going to delete and post another one without those - sorry.
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#7 - mowgaycraft (14 hours ago) [-]
Blizzard are fucking all over the shop with things hurting players who shoot them.

I'm still primo mad that Hanzo can just shoot his scatter arrow at his feet when jumped on and I'll take every bit of the damage while they faze through him.
#17 - Firefrenzy (2 hours ago) [-]
Im mad that genjis reflect can block Reinhardts hammer, Winstons Ultimate, and all other melee attacks BUT cant block another genjis ultimate.
#6 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
This bothers me too. Especially since I like to play as D.Va
It feels just too easy.

1. Calling your Mecha instantly after self-destruct is cheap because the challenge was planning when to ult safely or risk getting blasted.
2. Not being damaged by my own explosion? Why? Tracer can still nuke herself.
It was part of the experience learning how to use your ult without killing yourself in the process. That made the game engaging.

Also, D.Va's ult can be easily thrown at enemies. No need to get in close.
#5 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
Meanwhile Pharah's missiles hurt her.
It makes no fucking sense. I main D.va and I have no issue using my ult and getting out of there.
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#2 - corrosionx (16 hours ago) [-]
I honestly don't know why they took out here ability to be killed by it.
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#14 - ssjkirby (9 hours ago) [-]
They shortened the detonation time to make it better.

Now it is a lot harder to hide from. DVA would have killed herself a lot more often
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#11 - gunmandude (10 hours ago) [-]
Because the damage was nerfed as well. The game devs literally obliged her and "Nerfed this!"
#3 - bioconstriculative (15 hours ago) [-]
Probably cause she couldn't get out of the blast radius in time.
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#4 - corrosionx (15 hours ago) [-]
Well she could, it just took effort. If the enemy team can do it pretty sure she can too.
#13 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
most of the enemy team should have some kind of invulnerability or movement available to them

Mekless dva does not
#18 - Pred (6 minutes ago) [-]
except that part where she can boost and ult at the same time turning the mekka into a nuclear rocket.

This way they just downed her skill ceiling significantly to the point where she can just brainlessly charge the enemy team, ult there and then run around for 3 seconds before the nuke goes off.
#8 - early beta leak maybe ?  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on Birds -4
#14 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
if it was an early beta leak, there would be no background.
You don't render a background with incomplete models, ya dingus.
#2 - I'm genuinly impressed Can't tell if someone leaked a…  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on Birds +6
#6 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
I'd guess the latter, as good as it is it's not up to a Blizzard cinematic
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#8 - murphyslawtesties (17 hours ago) [-]
early beta leak maybe ?
#14 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
if it was an early beta leak, there would be no background.
You don't render a background with incomplete models, ya dingus.
#176139 - to be fair, consoles are far ******** gaming PC's cal…  [+] (4 new replies) 19 hours ago on Nice Board :-) +1
#176147 - magicjesuscf (19 hours ago) [-]
not sure if this is the most retarded argument in existance or the smartest
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#177534 - existance (11 hours ago) [-]
Existence*
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#177788 - magicjesuscf (9 hours ago) [-]
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#177793 - existance (9 hours ago) [-]
ur a witty lil cunt ill give u that 1 m8
#176112 - Console wars are a mistake  [+] (6 new replies) 19 hours ago on Nice Board :-) +1
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#176116 - magicjesuscf (19 hours ago) [-]
*consoles are a mistake
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#176139 - murphyslawtesties (19 hours ago) [-]
to be fair, consoles are far shittier gaming PC's

calling them shit is calling PC shit by proxy
#176147 - magicjesuscf (19 hours ago) [-]
not sure if this is the most retarded argument in existance or the smartest
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#177534 - existance (11 hours ago) [-]
Existence*
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#177788 - magicjesuscf (9 hours ago) [-]
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#177793 - existance (9 hours ago) [-]
ur a witty lil cunt ill give u that 1 m8
#176046 - I dont get most console players They always scream th…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Nice Board :-) +1
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#176071 - psychadelicsnake (19 hours ago) [-]
I play anything on any of console.

But I prefer PC because mods
#175923 - Picture 20 hours ago on Nice Board :-) 0
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