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#351 - desacabose (06/16/2015) [-]
It's time
Hory Shet
#352 to #351 - muffinzexe (06/16/2015) [-]
#348 - flybager (04/03/2014) [-]
I missed the april' fools 'gaijillah' joke from warthunder.

I saw the video, but didn't think they'd actually have it roam around ont he battle field to shoot at.

I feel tricked/decieved.

Didn't miss the WoT one, which was meh. fun for 2 minutes. Yourself?
User avatar #349 to #348 - muffinzexe (04/03/2014) [-]
I missed the gaijillah one, but I played alot of League of Legends Ultra rapid fire. It's quite fun.
User avatar #350 to #349 - flybager (04/03/2014) [-]
I heard the LoL one was quite ridiculous.

Have you seen the MC one?
That one was quite good, and they actually got me with their skin joke changing everyone's skin to a villager's.
Minecraft: Game Of Thrones Song (April Fools)
#347 - flybager (12/04/2013) [-]
I had some fun with Gaijin's slogan that they show off at the end of every video they upload.
#343 - flybager (11/15/2013) [-]
Dude, I kind-off didn't warn you, figured you were checking it yourself,

but, did you get these 35 air kills yesterday?
It changes everyday after 12:00 for us GMT+1's.
User avatar #346 to #343 - muffinzexe (11/15/2013) [-]
Aw **** . Nah, i just saw the last achievement, so I thought there is no new one...
Damnit I can't play this weekend.
User avatar #344 to #343 - flybager (11/15/2013) [-]
By the way, already there's a ********* of people giving up on getting the achies.

PLUS, lots of people wouldn't even been able to get htis one, due to it requiring a tier 6, at least.
(I did the it with tha A6M2, bought the Yak1b to try and change things up, but ended not using it due to it being fully stock)
#342 - flybager (11/07/2013) [-]
Got my hands on this game as you might or might not know yet.

Love it!
I suck at it but I love it! it's a strategic battlesimulator experience apart!

What's really cool is that some of these vehicles are still in use, or are reitred for less than 20 years!
#340 - flybager (10/07/2013) [-]
15 november, 			************		.   
15 november and every tank-loving teenager's dream will become reality.   
My expectations are very, very high and that might backfire.   
 Also, I've come to like the japanese Ki-10s, might actually be 			******		 to level the japs some more.
15 november, ************ .

15 november and every tank-loving teenager's dream will become reality.
My expectations are very, very high and that might backfire.

Also, I've come to like the japanese Ki-10s, might actually be ****** to level the japs some more.
User avatar #345 to #340 - flybager (11/15/2013) [-]
Late update: 15 november was the first-to-be-heard-of reference date. (which turned out to be 13 november anyways)

the ps4 (which is assumed to be apaired with tanks) was supposed to be on 29th of november. now that they've said it's closed beta, tanks'll be added seperatly (supposingly) BEFORE 4 december. (as you might've read on the official site itself)
#335 - flybager (09/07/2013) [-]
Can you give me a screenshot of your matilda? pls

#336 to #335 - muffinzexe (09/07/2013) [-]
Didn't play it much in the last weeks. I'm more conenctrated on getting the Jadgtiger.
#333 to #332 - flybager (09/04/2013) [-]
i'm very curious how the new japanese tanks will be (if they DO add the after Xmas)
#327 - flybager (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm liking this event.

x3 crew xp and then the ridiculous credit bonus you get when you earn a medal.

#324 - flybager (07/18/2013) [-]
Bought MoW:AS;goty.



But the game is cool though, nice jump for the regular MoW.
How to solve predictable enemy paths and campaign maps:
User avatar #325 to #324 - muffinzexe (07/18/2013) [-]
I totally agree to what you just said.
Although, I think the campaign is still fun.
User avatar #326 to #325 - flybager (07/19/2013) [-]
It is!
I like how they did that, and the bonus missions were a very pleasant suprise.
but jeez, for being on normal difficulty i really dislike being pushed back like that just because they have a giant blob of infantry that appeared in a span of 60 seconds!
that, and that enemy units often just sit on the edge of the map behind some dumb rock or building waiting for you to pass by and then go for your starting base...
#323 - flybager (07/02/2013) [-]
85k credits.
Oh yes please. I love this thing.

I am uncertain if i should give up a repair kit for chocolate.
Allready gave up the healing kit for a large healing kit and a fire extinguisher for an automatic one.
This thing earns 25k on a 'shot1personandthendied' loss anyways.
User avatar #315 - flybager (07/01/2013) [-]
Got the Tiger gun on the tiger P and tracks and my crew's no longer 80% after that VK medium exchange so now I can officially say that the worst of jumping from tier VI to VII in german tech tree is now over...

I love the tiger P.

that 200mm frontal armor. I ******* love it.
User avatar #318 to #315 - muffinzexe (07/02/2013) [-]
Only one plate is 200 mm. People still tend to hit that plate.
User avatar #322 to #318 - flybager (07/02/2013) [-]
Got the new turret, still has the same issues.
They aim for the top of the turret. or the commader's hatch.
Both the forehead and commander's hatch are so ******* lightly armored, it's unlogical...
It's litterally 50% of my HP lost there, and other than that, they shoot my glacior. but that is easyer to hide than the ******* turret forehead...
User avatar #320 to #318 - flybager (07/02/2013) [-]
Both the upper glacior and the hullplate are 200mm +/-. glacior is by my guess around 130mm. and the turret's 100mm, by my guess around 150mm with the mantlet. which is ******* hatefull.
(but i'm running on the stock turret)
#313 - flybager (06/27/2013) [-]
Allright, turns out the VK3002D+ a,d VK3001H+ turrets aren't the EXACT same.look at the turret necks, slight difference. but does that really make the VK3002D turret 2 tiers better, even though it turns 1 degree/s SLOWER but still has the same respective sloping and armor thickness??
User avatar #314 to #313 - muffinzexe (06/27/2013) [-]
That just seems stoopid.
User avatar #317 to #314 - flybager (07/01/2013) [-]
I laught at every VK3002D that i see with that turret+ 8.8cm gun.
The 130mm of pene on that 8.8cm just bounces an awfull lot for tier VII, and not to mention them not being able to keep their gun pointed at me without turning their hull, too.
I laugh at them.

a party pooper is the 220damage per shot that they have on that 8.8 (which is probably the only reason i'd have that **** )
it translates to me doing 1250/1250 damage to them, killing them in a 1v1
And them doing 800/1250 damage to me.
unless one of us gets detracked...
If they get detracked, i usually just kill them that way if the enviroment allows me... you catch my drift...
#301 - flybager (06/22/2013) [-]
Keeping you updated on my progress...
#302 to #301 - flybager (06/22/2013) [-]
Milestone: 8.6 update, a.k.a. arty update.
#304 to #303 - flybager (06/22/2013) [-]
actually really like the crusader.
it's damage output is amazing. (slightly better than matilda, 1.5 instead of 1.7sec)
User avatar #308 to #304 - muffinzexe (06/23/2013) [-]
Well, it's a tier higher. Still, I dislike the crusader.
#305 to #304 - flybager (06/22/2013) [-]
making the M3 lee elite is a keystone in my career, just like making the kv-1 was.
User avatar #309 to #305 - muffinzexe (06/23/2013) [-]
That... THING is terryfing.
User avatar #312 to #309 - flybager (06/23/2013) [-]
110 damage per 3 seconds was pretty damn nice imo though

even though the aiming cirkle was pretty big, and penetration could let you down
#306 to #305 - flybager (06/22/2013) [-]
due to lack of money, i bought the kv-1s instead of the kv-4

After doing the kv-85 turret, this thing is lovely.
User avatar #310 to #306 - muffinzexe (06/23/2013) [-]
Yep, I have it with the top gun.
It's ****************** .
User avatar #307 to #306 - flybager (06/22/2013) [-]
The game is much more fun now imo having arty nerved to **** .

the LEFH didnt get nerved though. it just got turned to tier V (which it had to fight ANYWAYS)
and is still anooying/OP as **** .
User avatar #311 to #307 - muffinzexe (06/23/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah. I agree completely. It was the only thing that annoyed me about WoT. Now nearly noone plays arty anymore.
User avatar #316 to #311 - flybager (07/01/2013) [-]
I'm afraid i have to dissagree with the 'nobody plays as arty anymore' part.

You still see a handfull of arty. not much less than before.
I sold all my arty pieces except my best one. (Gwpanther) which i intend of selling after making it elite. su-122A is **** so i dumped it and bought the poopy T-38-85.
and M41 wasn't much worse than it wasbefore and was actually still fine to play with, except they nerved the reload time, but sold it anyways for the pzV/M10 which was in sale.

And boy do I love th pzV/M10.
only downsight it has is the poor penetration on the gun (130mm) and it's a german tank. so frontal transmission and 20% fire chance. (which translates to 60%...)
..Best thing about it is, though. I level my VK3002D crew like crazy now too. AND I get 20k even if i just had 1 damage hit and then died. I get 50k after a 'good' battle by my standards. (2->4kills and about 2.5k damage)
User avatar #319 to #316 - muffinzexe (07/02/2013) [-]
Well, it is because it basicly is a Panzer V, which you probably know under the name Panther.
It just has the changed armor plating, to make it look like an M10.
User avatar #321 to #319 - flybager (07/02/2013) [-]
I know. But it has some spaced armor in exchange for slightly less maneuverability. the spaced armor only comes in use against arty though...

I also highly dislike the length of the hull. it's way too long for the turret to be in the middle. I have to expose about 1.5 meters of hull at the least to have my turret poked out. even if i back off they can still shoot me for 1.5 seconds (which i hate.)
#299 - flybager (05/28/2013) [-]
I made a cover for the newest battletoads, what do you think?
User avatar #300 to #299 - muffinzexe (05/28/2013) [-]
Blitzkrieg is awesome. But Blitztoads is better
#290 - flybager (05/05/2013) [-]
-internal screaming-
#280 - flybager (04/18/2013) [-]
Dat exp.

Dude, I have the kv-3 now.
and i'm starting to get close to the T28, it'll most likely be my first tier VIII.
tiger P is researched, but ima try training the crew some more by doing the vk3601H grind first...

Just one more tier VII and i could platoon up with you all day every day!
User avatar #281 to #280 - muffinzexe (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh, I dunno. Have no tiem for games really.
It's nice to see you progress, it's really interessting!
#287 to #286 - flybager (04/18/2013) [-]
muffinzexe, my current progress.
User avatar #288 to #287 - muffinzexe (04/18/2013) [-]
>playing chinese
User avatar #334 to #288 - flybager (09/04/2013) [-]
Dem memories of this
User avatar #289 to #288 - flybager (04/18/2013) [-]
I liked the M5A1 just because it had an upgraded gun instead of some derpy turret and howitzer with no other options but the stock.

Type T-34 is also pretty nice (once the grind's finished, which is pretty bad, in terms of aiming time)
but firering 88 dam every 2 seconds, pretty nice.

I'm trying to use my M5A1 crew on the 59-16, it seems like a nice lil tank, to be fair.
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