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mrwillje

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Date Signed Up:8/02/2011
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#8 - Picture 8 hours ago on bub bubs +2
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on relax +11
#4 - rgmayhem (7 hours ago) [-]
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#21 - m4erw2q3ioklk;lk;jews3 ******* jews 8 hours ago on It could happen. 0
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#58 - Picture 12 hours ago on WAKE ME UP INSIDE - Goofy... 0
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#31 - Yeah, good point actually 08/29/2015 on Pepper Spray +4
#20 - 1. Knives aren't good for self defence against an attacker if …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Pepper Spray +59
User avatar #140 - dnf (08/30/2015) [-]
bitch please, what if i'm the attacker?

i can easily take out said knife out of said plastic and slit any bitches throat. and don't you dare tell me that shit ain't sharp enough
#122 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
I'll stab you with a kitchen knife then (since its not a weapon) and we'll see if your opinion changes then.
Dumbass
#118 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
1 & 2
Uh..yeah...sure...kay. Cuz it's totally difficult to stab a sumbitch, right?
#90 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
I think the point here is that knives can be used offensively, hence the reason OP added the dismembering animals part.

User avatar #72 - severepwner (08/30/2015) [-]
>Kitchen knives aren't weapons

Oh good, they're magically completely impractical as weapons now. Thank goodness. I was afraid someone might use a bat, any kind of wrench, a 2x4, or a brick as a weapon some day.

But since they weren't designed as weapons, we're all completely safe.
User avatar #59 - thatlittledoll (08/29/2015) [-]
I thought the point was that they weren't trying to defend themselves with knives, hence the pepper spray, but could use the knives to kill a person (nonattacker).
#38 - klowserpok (08/29/2015) [-]
>kitchen knives aren't wepons
Thats why you gotta use...
User avatar #33 - drpenguinz (08/29/2015) [-]
i kinda expect them to have like razor sharp knives
so sharp even cod knifes are a joke in comparison. and those instakill.
User avatar #22 - jzwangpk (08/29/2015) [-]
I agree, but it's worth noting that even if you're untrained, pulling out a big knife is probably going to give the attacker pause.
User avatar #35 - drpenguinz (08/29/2015) [-]
the point is: if you wanted to use your knife as lethal weapon you dont need to be trained, cause people dont expect that shit.
and also the attacker wouldnt attack with pepperspray. you dont use pepperspray as a weapon if you could use knives.
User avatar #31 - mrwillje (08/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, good point actually
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#56 - Japan was pretty **** back then too. The samurai looked… 08/29/2015 on WTF HAPPENED!!! +3

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User avatar #14 - mrwillje (07/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #13 - narddogg ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
That comment was comedic genius m8 I'm the dude who replied to your comment with the laughing indian guy gif
#11 - bann ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Congrats on your great comment buddy!
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrwillje (07/05/2015) [-]
Haha thanks!
User avatar #9 - viktordiaz (08/25/2013) [-]
gib account
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrwillje (07/04/2015) [-]
For nearly 2 ******* years I've wondered what that means. What?
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Hello brother! I'm your secret santa so here's a funny video to make you laugh:


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Merry Xmas!
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Holy **** you have a lot of secret santas
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I'm your secret santa so here you go http://www.explosm.net/comics/2646/
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