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#17 - labelling on a bottle is often just sticky paper, it will even…  [+] (6 replies) 19 hours ago on life hack -1
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#26 - skateryah (14 hours ago) [-]
I bartend at a bar, and if you steal anything, we will personally kick your ass.
Just politely ask, you'll be surprised how much free shit we give away!
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#28 - mrwalkerfour (4 hours ago) [-]
ive managed at bars too, and honestly ive never known anyone to give a shit about a stolen glass, we have hundreds of each type in storage (to replace breakage) and even if i had caught someone making off with one i wouldnt care. we get them for free from certain brands, they come with the supply contract, they provide their product and as an add on they give us a tonne of their own glasses because thats the glass its supposed to be served in and the one they want it served in.
#20 - lolscrub (16 hours ago) [-]
yeah man, just steal from a bar, i can't see anything wrong with breaking the law for your greedy reasons, totally alright
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#29 - mrwalkerfour (4 hours ago) [-]
yeah taking a glass, such a crime wow what a horrible thing to do, to take a glass from a bar that will definately have hundreds spare, stealing a glass that the bar got for free. what a crime what disgusting human being would commit such an act.

#22 - imbaffled (15 hours ago) [-]
**imbaffled used "*roll picture*"**
**imbaffled rolled image** Banded glasses come free to bars with purchase of product. They aren't losing out anywhere. Pic unrelated.
#21 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
at £3+ a pint they're stealing too, it's just redressing the balance

#11 - not a very insightful statistic show me number of hum…  [+] (2 replies) 09/24/2016 on Thought You People Should... +1
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#19 - limberlarry (09/24/2016) [-]
If you go swimming at at a beach, you probably come within 50m of a shark
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#14 - psyachu (09/24/2016) [-]
Ants, cows, and horses are probably the most common (unless "ants" is defined by that one scary species in god-knows-where that are huge and work together for the sole purpose of murder), so the ratio is assumedly low. Deer would be next on the list, but most likely "kill people" by being in the middle of the road, so it's more likely that those numbers are faulty because I don't consider that deer killing people. Next up would be jellyfish and sharks, due to them only being in contact for people who go to the beach. There are more likely more jellyfish deaths because sharks wouldn't generally stay around large groups of people while jellyfish have no brains. Lastly, people do not get in contact with hippos that much. They are indigenous to a specific area and are not domesticated as livestock, therefore having the incredibly high ratio. The reason I believe this occurs is because hippos are territorial cunts. People see these things and think "oh look, it's an adorable, fat herbivore that loves everything" only to have the fat fuck rampaging at them and mauling them limb from limb. Basically, a combination of territorial attitude and incredible human ignorance.
#8 - holy **** its legit  [+] (10 replies) 09/24/2016 on RIP -29
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#11 - psykobear (09/24/2016) [-]
Nah, it's not legit. OP is making a joke because Hilary appeared on between two ferns with Galifianakis and I'm assume, as he does with all people on the show, he insults her.
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#18 - dorfdorfdorf (09/24/2016) [-]
you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
#12 - anon (09/24/2016) [-]
Are you dense?
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#13 - psykobear (09/24/2016) [-]
No, I research
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#14 - machiavellianhumor (09/24/2016) [-]
so you're very dense
#56 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
I see you're new to the Internet. Let me show you around, faggot.
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#57 - machiavellianhumor (22 hours ago) [-]
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#15 - psykobear (09/24/2016) [-]
No, I don't think so.
#10 - imonlyhereforlink (09/24/2016) [-]
Are you sure that's accurate?
Last I checked our moose export well exceeded demand.

Also I found this, updated tomorrow so there is that: en.mediamass.net/people/zach-galifianakis/deathhoax.html But I don't know what the is going on.
#10 - that was a stupid admission she couldve easily lied and said &…  [+] (1 reply) 09/24/2016 on What did you say to me? 0
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#17 - grimsho (09/24/2016) [-]
Because it's fake as shit and a real human wouldn't just say "....well this is awkward" in that situation.