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mrtwilightsparkle

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Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
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#13 - Jesus gets crucified in the New Testament.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
#20 - Rascal (07/06/2014) [-]
Jaime Lannister dies. The books have been out for so many years, it's not even a spoiler.

Oh wait, people haven't read the books? But they're watching the show?

Aww, too bad :/
User avatar #36 - vwanyama (07/06/2014) [-]
Not signing in for that comment, what a little bitch.
User avatar #14 - sexyhimself (07/06/2014) [-]
OH COME ON!!! I was reading that!
#11 - Snape kills Dumbledore.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #12 - sexyhimself (07/06/2014) [-]
Booker was Elizabeths father all along
User avatar #13 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
Jesus gets crucified in the New Testament.
#20 - Rascal (07/06/2014) [-]
Jaime Lannister dies. The books have been out for so many years, it's not even a spoiler.

Oh wait, people haven't read the books? But they're watching the show?

Aww, too bad :/
User avatar #36 - vwanyama (07/06/2014) [-]
Not signing in for that comment, what a little bitch.
User avatar #14 - sexyhimself (07/06/2014) [-]
OH COME ON!!! I was reading that!
#9 - Are you serious? This movie has been out for 17 years, you don…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #16 - jayeti (07/06/2014) [-]
Relax, i was joking.
User avatar #10 - sexyhimself (07/06/2014) [-]
Darth Vader kills Obi Wan and it turns out he's Lukes father and Leia is Lukes sister
User avatar #11 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
Snape kills Dumbledore.
User avatar #12 - sexyhimself (07/06/2014) [-]
Booker was Elizabeths father all along
User avatar #13 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
Jesus gets crucified in the New Testament.
#20 - Rascal (07/06/2014) [-]
Jaime Lannister dies. The books have been out for so many years, it's not even a spoiler.

Oh wait, people haven't read the books? But they're watching the show?

Aww, too bad :/
User avatar #36 - vwanyama (07/06/2014) [-]
Not signing in for that comment, what a little bitch.
User avatar #14 - sexyhimself (07/06/2014) [-]
OH COME ON!!! I was reading that!
#39 - Is that really the only retarded thing you find in this video? 07/06/2014 on new shoes -2
#33 - YEARS  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 22 0
#57 - Orc (07/06/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I'm kind of on the fence here. I want to thumb you up because I agree about how annoying it is, but I also want to be popular and thumb you down as well. Oh, the HUE MANATEE!
User avatar #77 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/07/2014) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here, then.
#78 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, it didn't upload. so here this is.
#32 - TEN  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 22 0
User avatar #33 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
YEARS
#57 - Orc (07/06/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I'm kind of on the fence here. I want to thumb you up because I agree about how annoying it is, but I also want to be popular and thumb you down as well. Oh, the HUE MANATEE!
User avatar #77 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/07/2014) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here, then.
#78 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, it didn't upload. so here this is.
#31 - BEEN  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 22 0
User avatar #32 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
TEN
User avatar #33 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
YEARS
#57 - Orc (07/06/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I'm kind of on the fence here. I want to thumb you up because I agree about how annoying it is, but I also want to be popular and thumb you down as well. Oh, the HUE MANATEE!
User avatar #77 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/07/2014) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here, then.
#78 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, it didn't upload. so here this is.
#30 - HAS  [+] (6 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 22 0
User avatar #31 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
BEEN
User avatar #32 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
TEN
User avatar #33 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
YEARS
#57 - Orc (07/06/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I'm kind of on the fence here. I want to thumb you up because I agree about how annoying it is, but I also want to be popular and thumb you down as well. Oh, the HUE MANATEE!
User avatar #77 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/07/2014) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here, then.
#78 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, it didn't upload. so here this is.
#29 - IT  [+] (7 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 22 0
User avatar #30 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
HAS
User avatar #31 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
BEEN
User avatar #32 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
TEN
User avatar #33 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/06/2014) [-]
YEARS
#57 - Orc (07/06/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I'm kind of on the fence here. I want to thumb you up because I agree about how annoying it is, but I also want to be popular and thumb you down as well. Oh, the HUE MANATEE!
User avatar #77 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/07/2014) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here, then.
#78 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, it didn't upload. so here this is.
#18 - Your friends sound like people I want to slap the **** out of. 07/06/2014 on (untitled) +38
#350 - **mrtwilightsparkle rolls 0,685** 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#16 - Protip for people who have this problem travelling: Tell the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on She doesn't even use a train +7
#20 - guu (07/05/2014) [-]
Good.
#60 - The sad thing is that people take the "saving their asses…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Family bond is stronger... -1
User avatar #70 - commontroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Even before they surrendered I think a million French soldiers were killed. The German tactics and tech were just too new and too shocking for mainland Europe, and England would have fallen just as easily if they weren't an island.
#62 - Rascal (07/05/2014) [-]
They didn't get crushed, they won, and lost not nearly as many as the British did (ww1)
User avatar #61 - samxdaxman (07/05/2014) [-]
I agree, it's a much smarter thing to save lives and surrender than to foolishly try to defeat an enemy much stronger than you. Unless you're Russia, in which case, just throw more soldiers at the problem and it will eventually fix itself.

In all seriousness though, France is a cool country, and I don't think many Americans truly hate France. Like I said, it's just countries on good terms poking fun at one another.
#104 - I do what Vatra below me does, I eat a ton. But I have the sam… 07/04/2014 on Denim 5k Style 0
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#43 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Interesting +3
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#36 - He's actually got a good point. I have a natural running build…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Denim 5k Style 0
User avatar #37 - Sethorein (07/03/2014) [-]
My issue is that I weigh next to nothing (105 pounds at 20 years). I'm not anorexic but I'm never hungry so I end up eating much less than I should. All the working out I'm doing is in conjunction with trying to increase the calories in my diet... My biggest issue is I straight up run completely out of energy, my lungs are fine, my legs are fine, I just find I need to throw up from exhaustion at a certain point. so yeeeeeeah...
User avatar #104 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/04/2014) [-]
I do what Vatra below me does, I eat a ton. But I have the same problem as you, in that I never feel hungry. However, recent visits to the doctor have told me that I have a pretty severe eating disorder, and the only real way around it is to force yourself to eat. It sucks at first, but you do get used to it, and you feel a lot better once you get past feeling fat.
User avatar #55 - vatra (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm 150 5'10" and 22 years old. So super skinny, yet I have the opposite issue, I'm always hungry, and so very much. I eat close to double what others with similar builds do, and that's to maintain my weight, if I eat a normal amount I lose weight.
User avatar #57 - vatra (07/04/2014) [-]
and eat* so very much
#47 - wizi (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm a bit like you, though 60 pounds heavier, but still skinny at 6' 4".

I've had the same feeling and you clearly need to eat. I don't even eat because I'm hungry anymore, just out of habit.
#40 - Rascal (07/04/2014) [-]
You're what we call anorexic... Eat and you'll have energy, calories=energy
User avatar #58 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Anorexics have body image issues. They think they're fat. I know I'm thin. I just wish there was like... a cube of calories I could eat.
User avatar #85 - pokemonstheshiz (07/04/2014) [-]
You don't need to eat unhealthy foods, but try adding more protein and/or carbs into your diet. Make like spaghetti and meatballs and things like that. Also, drinking plenty of water and getting enough vitamins and minerals is important too.
#75 - Etymology time. Soccer is an English word, not American. Ameri… 07/03/2014 on Creativity 0
#4669 - **mrtwilightsparkle rolled image ** Bring it on, bitches. 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#72 - Engineers are considered scientists. Also, as stated elsew…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on science asking the tough... 0
#123 - Rascal (06/30/2014) [-]
NO, engineers are considered autistic.
#185 - Say what you want about Afghanistan, but most of the people th… 06/30/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 9 0
#4 - Since they didn't* 06/28/2014 on Meow, bitch 0
#3 - Except that since they said that on Tumblr, they probably did …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Meow, bitch 0
User avatar #4 - mrtwilightsparkle (06/28/2014) [-]
Since they didn't*
#4 - That's the spirit of the old Polish Hussars living on in them.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Mine +1
User avatar #8 - friedgreenpomatoes (06/28/2014) [-]
Once upon a time, Polan was death, Polan was destruction
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Klushino
#13 - People who think Naruto and Bleach are still good shows. 06/28/2014 on Seriously, I wanna watch... -1

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User avatar #8 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I shall get a word out of you some day.
User avatar #7 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
I never got a word out of you. Ha.
User avatar #5 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
I wonder what comment #1 was.
User avatar #4 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
It's been a while since the last time I saw you.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
User avatar #2 - mayormilkman (09/02/2013) [-]
butts
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