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#163 - Yarr, there be Spoilers(?) My favourite mysterious …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on The Greatest Villian of All... +4
#166 - dominomnom (04/28/2015) [-]
Yeah he's a pretty awesome boss. Can't help but feel bad when you realize he knows how futile his goal is but what he did to Andre was kind of a dick move
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#136 - Do Kelloggs pls 04/26/2015 on Draw Thread +2
#1269 - Picture 04/26/2015 on Top 3 favorite FJers? +1
#9 - WHY DOES THE AMERICAN SCHOOL YEAR START IN THE MIDDLE OF THE Y…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Huehuehue +12
User avatar #135 - tyrson (04/26/2015) [-]
Why does the year break in the middle of winter? Why are our months based on numbers (September, October, November, December) but they're not the months that correspond to those numbers (9/10/11/12 respectively)?
User avatar #128 - damping (04/26/2015) [-]
Are you really that stupid? It is so our break is during the summer, just like yours. Australia is the one who isn't normal.
User avatar #90 - nought (04/25/2015) [-]
not our fault Australia never had a growing season
#60 - Ken M (04/25/2015) [-]
Japan starts at the beginning of spring too. I'd say it makes more sense but as a UK citizen I'd never have any energy to attend school during the summer so I'm glad we have summers off (and come to think of it, you do too).
User avatar #26 - meganinja (04/25/2015) [-]
Because you see, America is further South than almost all of Europe. In the Summer, it gets hot. Back in the old days, there wasn't such a thing as an air conditioner, and even today AC for an entire building can be expensive as hell if you live in a small town. So, during the Summer it starts getting very very hot and you have no way of getting rid of the heat, and you're forced to stay in your desk and try to concentrate...

Long story short it's very hard to concentrate in school during the Summer in much of the U.S. because it gets so hot.
User avatar #84 - yojo (04/25/2015) [-]
it's the same for them. while it's winter up here, it's summer down there. That's probably something you and mrspi forgot about
User avatar #88 - meganinja (04/25/2015) [-]
Oh nevermind, Australian. I thought you were talking about compared to Europe
User avatar #86 - meganinja (04/25/2015) [-]
What in the hell are you talking about???
#28 - Ken M (04/25/2015) [-]
Read comment 10.
User avatar #25 - Zaxplab (04/25/2015) [-]
So we can be off during the summer.
User avatar #21 - sirinsanity (04/25/2015) [-]
Well I'd prefer having school how it is where you have school during shit weather and have school off for a couple months during nice weather that people enjoy.
#20 - Ken M (04/25/2015) [-]
UK school starts in september
#18 - gisuar (04/25/2015) [-]
they do almost everywhere in southern countries for example you don't get much holidays during the whole year but summer is basically nothing but freetime
User avatar #10 - kamehameleon (04/25/2015) [-]
Originally, students were given the summer and early autumn season off to tend the farms with their families and prepare them for the harvest season. That's why South US and North US states start school at slightly different times--because they had different growing seasons.
User avatar #143 - blokrokker (04/26/2015) [-]
That doesn't actually answer the question though. That only explains why we have a summer and winter break in the first place. I've never heard a reason to start in the summer as opposed to the winter.
#137 - drizztrocks (04/26/2015) [-]
Damn, I didn't expect to see an intelligent answer to that question.
User avatar #106 - taniv (04/25/2015) [-]
If you think about it in terms of giving a break for the summer it makes sense for Australia to start in February because they have all their seasons mixed up from being upside down (hemispherical science man)
User avatar #63 - tomashville (04/25/2015) [-]
That actually makes a lot of sense. Thanks for enlightening me
#7 - I don't get it  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Green text story 0
#8 - xgolgothax (04/25/2015) [-]
Chris Hansen's show "To Catch a Predator" usually involves adults pretending to be minors to catch adults that prey on minors. Typically an episode begins with someone pretending to 13 or 14 year old girl online and when an older male starts chatting them up and the conversations usually turn sexual. Then a meeting is usually arranged where the predator is lured in on the promise of a risque encounter with a minor, when in reality he's about to be caught off guard with an interview and subsequent arrest. These interviews usually begin with Chris Hansen emerging from the shadows quipping "Why don't you have a seat right over there?" Subsequent to the interview the perpetrator is arrested, and the show ends after several interviews by letting the audience know the outcome of the trials of all the perps.

In this scenario, the adult pretending to be a minor to lure in a predator, was actually talking to a dishonest minor, thusly making them guilty of the crime they were trying to ensnare someone else with.
#11 - ramosnoodles (04/25/2015) [-]
ur a savior
#13 - I am prepared for the Red Thumbs from this. 04/25/2015 on Zone's secret +1
#12 - This is an overly animated recreation of soemthing that alread…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Zone's secret 0
#13 - mrspi (04/25/2015) [-]
I am prepared for the Red Thumbs from this.
#30 - Best Pink Guy Cosplay I've ever seen …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2015 on ey b0ss +1
User avatar #32 - glitternips (04/25/2015) [-]
woah cool

you can do a spacebar
User avatar #51 - echotheambient (04/25/2015) [-]
I can do an enter too

#15 - Picture 04/25/2015 on Do it for the booty +5
#1128 - >Me >Joshlol > ************  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Top 3 favorite FJers? +1
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