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Steam Profile: mr_seaunicorn79
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Date Signed Up:1/31/2013
Last Login:3/31/2015
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#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Shaving +1
#65 - articulate (03/29/2015) [-]
#827 - thank u advice man 03/28/2015 on Mods cheer you up! 0
#826 - Picture 03/28/2015 on Mods cheer you up! +1
#706 - I've already jacked off twice today and I wont be able to get …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Mods cheer you up! 0
User avatar #737 - advice (03/27/2015) [-]
that sounds like an accomplishment
User avatar #827 - mrsexmuffins (03/28/2015) [-]
thank u advice man
User avatar #715 - thispuckingguy (03/27/2015) [-]
I could send u nudes but I'm a guy
User avatar #833 - advice (03/28/2015) [-]
why does that stop you?
User avatar #837 - thispuckingguy (03/28/2015) [-]
Oh well I don't want to get banned and hated because I got a nice penis.
#826 - mrsexmuffins (03/28/2015) [-]
#242 - Just giving my two cents here, but from a vegetarians point of…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Vegan +11
User avatar #269 - sirowlington (03/24/2015) [-]
Let me add something to that. From a food chain perspective, we are actually well below tigers, sharks and a number of other apex predators. Without some serious weaponry that was developed over the course of dozens of generations, we would stand little chance against them.

But hey, props for presenting your opinion in a non-dickwad way. That might actually get people to think. Some vegans are just so vicious about it... I don't think anyone wants to let themselves be convinced by_ them_.
#276 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/24/2015) [-]
That's retarded. Using weapons doesn't make us less of an apex predator; other predators use superior speed, strength, or agility to hunt, but we use intelligence and that has placed us on the top of the food chain. You do know what that means right? Just because another animal is stronger or has bigger teeth doesn't put them higher on the food chain than us. We ARE the global apex predator, or else we wouldn't have dominated every place on the planet. We keep other "superior" predators as zoo attractions and pets.
User avatar #280 - sirowlington (03/24/2015) [-]
Sure we do. And we certainly have the capacity to make all those apex predators extinct if we would desire so.

But put a naked man and a naked tiger somewhere out into the wilderness. Who eats who? Without our weapons and the labor previous generations, individually, humans are quite weak. Count all the people you have ever met in your life. How many of them know how to make a bow or spear? To make a fire without modern firemaking tools? To find food, even if we're not being hunted? Sure, the current state humanity has developed into has given us power. But we depend on it entirely.
User avatar #289 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/24/2015) [-]
Not only that, but humans are social hunters, not solitary like tigers. If you pit a single wolf versus a buffalo then it will probably get its shit kicked in and die while a pack of wolves would take down that same buffalo without much issue. Humans are the same way; we use our superior intelligence and group tactics to take down prey, so you took out another part of the equation that makes us such efficient hunters compared to the rest of the world's predators.
User avatar #291 - sirowlington (03/24/2015) [-]
Pointless? I'm just making a comparison with the conditions of what naturally is a part of the body. Survival of the fittest, which within the parameters of my comparison, is a one on one confrontation.

Something as simple as an asteroid impact could wipe out most life on earth's surface and yet microbes living on geothermal energy at the seafloor would survive. That would make them the better species. You're rather quick to jump to the conclusion that I'm not good at thinking. I don't think we're operating on the same wavelength here.
User avatar #336 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/25/2015) [-]
>Survival of the fittest, which within the parameters of my comparison, is a one on one confrontation.

Well that's all well and good, but that's not how natural selection through survival of the fittest works in the slightest. You can't change the definition of the term just to suit your own argument.

You are not good at thinking. You may be intelligent, but you lack the capacity to actually examine your own erroneous argument to see how painfully flawed it is, which means that you have poor reasoning ability. You are saying that a species of relatively weak social pack hunters which use intelligence to overcome their prey/opponents is inferior to a powerful, solitary hunter when in a one on one contest with the former stripped of their tools that are integral to their success as a species. It's true, but it's not an accurate comparison. If you remove the bacteria from that thermal vent to a nice sunny meadow then they would all die and the species would go extinct. Would that make us the better species in that case? No, because we removed them from the situation in which they had their unique advantage, just as you tossing a lone, naked, unarmed human against a tiger would be removed from their advantage. Are you seeing how dumb this is now?
User avatar #290 - compared (03/24/2015) [-]
I was going to thank you but I'm sure you dislike it when I do that, so I hope you're well and all the usual stuff.

Please don't hate me.
User avatar #335 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/25/2015) [-]
It's okay. It's just annoying, but you seem like a genuinely nice guy so you're starting to grow on me.
User avatar #339 - compared (03/25/2015) [-]
That's good to hear! Honestly the last thing I want to do is annoy you (or anyone else for that matter).
#284 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/24/2015) [-]
That's a pointless comparison. Declaw and defang a tiger and it would be entirely fucking useless, so of course removing the thing that makes humans the superior predator would put us at a disadvantage. That's because without it's teeth and claws for the killing, tigers are pretty shitty predators, just like humans are pretty shitty predators without our weapons that we made with our intelligence. Holy fuck man, you are not very good at this whole thinking thing, are you?
#85 - You're saying guitars shouldn't sound like that because that's…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on good morning sinners +1
User avatar #96 - EaTroFKITTENS (03/22/2015) [-]
drawings and illustrations is a very wide genre, friend
User avatar #97 - domny (03/22/2015) [-]
so is music you troll
#119 - I love Bo Burnham 03/12/2015 on This shit makes me sick 0
#310 - **** man I was about to go jack off. I fear I may … 03/11/2015 on Yeah art 0
#7 - Well, you did 02/28/2015 on real life cinderella 0
#99 - Picture 02/28/2015 on She's cute +5

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User avatar #28 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
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User avatar #21 - wiredguy ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
hey
I'm just here to ask exactly what your problem with my comment was?

I'm not bothered how, or whether you thumb it.
I'm just genuinely interested in what you think
User avatar #22 to #21 - mrsexmuffins (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh hey. It's just like, that person most likely wasn't cutting for attention, and something I really hate about fj is how everyone seems to generalize and assume that's all people cut for. But I totally do agree that when someone Is doing it for attention, that they should be ignored.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wiredguy ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
oh I wasn't commenting on the post itself at all, and I agree completely

I was just saying that it doesn't matter what reason someone cuts for, it's a problem. even if it is "for attention", it doesn't matter, but I think it hardly ever is.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mrsexmuffins (04/11/2014) [-]
Right like dude I totally feel you. Whether it's because they have no way to deal with things, or it they're doing it for attention, cutting is a problem and needs to be dealt with. I mean, even people who cut for attention need help, not hate.
User avatar #25 to #24 - wiredguy ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
yes, exactly

sorry if my original comment was badly worded
User avatar #26 to #25 - mrsexmuffins (04/11/2014) [-]
Pshh, it's alright, it was probably more of how I interpreted it honestly. Just misunderstanding man.
User avatar #8 - WhitePimp (01/07/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #9 to #8 - mrsexmuffins (01/07/2014) [-]
Hey friend. Sorry about that little ban you got the other day.
User avatar #10 to #9 - WhitePimp (01/07/2014) [-]
no no its fine I thought it was hilarious
User avatar #11 to #10 - mrsexmuffins (01/07/2014) [-]
Me too man. It really took some balls to post those pictures, I really appreciate it. So how've you been?
User avatar #12 to #11 - WhitePimp (01/08/2014) [-]
Good, I totally forgot about the banning thing admin can suck my dick anyways... dude your profile picture makes me giggle
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrsexmuffins (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, well this big phagot picked it out for me <3
User avatar #14 to #13 - WhitePimp (01/09/2014) [-]
lol <3 #theloveisreal
User avatar #15 to #14 - mrsexmuffins (01/09/2014) [-]
Age is just a number anyways right?
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhitePimp (01/09/2014) [-]
yep you know ive never gone this far before its making me moist
User avatar #17 to #16 - mrsexmuffins (01/09/2014) [-]
Hue, same. Would you mind if I added you?
User avatar #18 to #17 - WhitePimp (01/09/2014) [-]
nope
#6 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #7 to #6 - mrsexmuffins (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello anon. What's brings you around these parts?
#19 to #7 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
ur MOM
User avatar #20 to #19 - mrsexmuffins (04/03/2014) [-]
no ur FACE
#2 - sexwithyourwife (10/07/2013) [-]
Is there a mrs,sexmuffins?
#3 to #2 - mrsexmuffins (10/07/2013) [-]
Not yet there isn't. Would you be interested int he position?
#4 to #3 - sexwithyourwife (10/07/2013) [-]
Would you mind giving me a alert when there is ;)

(hint's to my username)

Great name btw
#5 to #4 - mrsexmuffins (10/07/2013) [-]
Aww thanks, you too.
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