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Date Signed Up:9/27/2012
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:Canada
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    A Little Spree A Little Spree
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    A Little Spree pt. 2 A Little Spree pt. 2
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#38 - short. its about an hour. 30 minutes without the homily 14 hours ago on Catholic Problems 0
#31 - bomboclat 14 hours ago on That comment +3
#172 - that's why Top Down Methodology is recommended it won… 07/29/2015 on Game Testing +1
#136 - I don't like Ferraris. I'm very content with a Honda Civic…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Same goes for smoking, 0
User avatar #144 - sketchE (07/29/2015) [-]
dodge dakota. enough room to carry my shit
#51 - implying thats actual chicken dont get me w… 07/27/2015 on muh nugguts 0
#100 - any other skaters here? 07/27/2015 on How I Skate 0
#155 - yes. a man smoking in a public DESIGNATED smoking area is an a…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Smoker Shaming -1
User avatar #179 - sailorstarsun (07/26/2015) [-]
Do you actually think smokers only smoke in designated smoking areas?

You are naive.
User avatar #156 - theruinedsage (07/26/2015) [-]
I was talking about people smoking while walking on the sidewalk, a train station or just outside a door

As in, places where I have to be, where you don't have to smoke.
User avatar #215 - whiteoverblue (07/26/2015) [-]
Smoking at home? only if you want your ceiling to be yellowish, and your house to smell like smoke, then yes. However, too many of us want to avoid those two, so we smoke outside.
On that note: are you assuming that cigarette smoke stays exactly at 5 feet off the ground (face height) when exhaled?
#229 - theruinedsage (07/26/2015) [-]
No, but I am assuming that the smoke I can smell is getting into my lungs.
User avatar #249 - whiteoverblue (07/26/2015) [-]
That's a dumb thing to assume, considering how much do non-smokers exhale next to a smoker to prevent smoke from getting into their lungs.
#22 - is that the ************* D.R.E.? 07/23/2015 on That outerglow 0
#20 - whats up, homie? 07/08/2015 on Punny drawings 0
#139 - As an immigrant, I believe in this. I chose Canada, s… 07/08/2015 on Someone had to say it 0

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User avatar #32 - betta (12/07/2014) [-]
Is your username a nine inch nails reference
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrselfdestruct (12/07/2014) [-]
yes. yes it is
User avatar #34 to #33 - betta (12/07/2014) [-]
**** yea you still listen to them?
User avatar #35 to #34 - mrselfdestruct (12/07/2014) [-]
yea. newest song i've heard was Came Back Haunted
User avatar #36 to #35 - betta (12/07/2014) [-]
ah damn i need to start listening to them again I just wanted to say you have an awesome username
User avatar #37 to #36 - mrselfdestruct (12/07/2014) [-]
thanks man!

i was lucky it wasnt taken yet
User avatar #27 - syrianassassin (11/01/2014) [-]
oh you are philipino?
User avatar #28 to #27 - mrselfdestruct (11/01/2014) [-]
Filipino.
yeah.
User avatar #29 to #28 - syrianassassin (11/01/2014) [-]
my best childhood friends are Filipinos. last time i saw them 12 years when i moved to a city far away from them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - mrselfdestruct (11/01/2014) [-]
oh. Yeah, we're everywhere. According to government reports, there isn't a single country without at least 1 Filipino.
User avatar #31 to #30 - syrianassassin (11/01/2014) [-]
i live in kuwait. i cant imagine a restaurant here without a Filipino or indian
#25 - cunninglinguist (10/29/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** **** you
User avatar #26 to #25 - mrselfdestruct (10/29/2014) [-]
good roll
#21 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
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I ******* .
love.
your username
User avatar #22 to #21 - mrselfdestruct (06/06/2014) [-]
your username makes me hungry
#18 - oaaaa (05/26/2014) [-]
sorry, but your D is too small
User avatar #19 to #18 - mrselfdestruct (05/26/2014) [-]
**mrselfdestruct rolls 979**
then take the T
User avatar #20 to #19 - mrselfdestruct (05/26/2014) [-]
**mrselfdestruct rolls 5,121**
how about the Q?
User avatar #4 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
What happened to the killing sprees?
User avatar #16 to #4 - mrselfdestruct (01/24/2014) [-]
the last killing spree post is up. btw
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
well I did upload until part 7, but they didn't receive much attention. I assume it's because y'know it's the holiday season; nobody really goes on FJ during that. I'm gonna try to resume when the holiday season ends and see what happens there. I'm actually still experimenting I can actually do.

I was gonna make one where he kidnaps a baby and starves it to death, that would have been part 8 uploaded before the new years; sadly, I found out babies don't die in The Sims.
User avatar #6 to #5 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, that right there sucks. I hate that in games, can't kill children...
User avatar #7 to #6 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
yep. Why is that?
User avatar #8 to #7 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
Why can't you kill them? Simple society taboo... "You can't harm the innocent!" ******** , warriors kill children all the time.
User avatar #9 to #8 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
**** that **** . it's a videogame. they arent even real children, they're made of 1's and 0's.
I do horrible atrocities in videogames all the time, but in real life I wouldn't even kick a dog let alone harm a real human
User avatar #10 to #9 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
Right?! But then the mothers get all uppity, because society for some ******** reason thinks that violence is caused by video games. I have anger issues, and I guarantee that games help me control it, not make me wanna kill people.
User avatar #11 to #10 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
yea. one kid (who is already mentally unstable and just happens to play videogames) goes nuts and shoots up his school and they have to ruin everything for us normal people whose heads arent ****** up?
User avatar #12 to #11 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
Hey now, my heads pretty ****** up... I just happen to possess something called a ******* brain...
User avatar #14 to #12 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
the world has all these idiots protesting about violence in videogames. Why can't they turn their attention to the real violence? that's something worth protesting.
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
exactly.
one other rant about video game political correctness. did you notice the lack of the ability to fly planes in GTA IV? I did.
I realized it was because Liberty City is based on New York. and y'know. you see where im going with this?
User avatar #15 to #13 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
Utter foolishness indeed, my good sir.
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