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|#11 - I got a feel from this whole thing...great tips though.||03/27/2013 on list of 45 man tips||+13|
|#284 - No worries, that was years ago, and everything is perfect now.…||03/24/2013 on Your suicide||0|
|#236 - Same here. It was like it was really random. The only thing th… [+] (3 new replies)||03/24/2013 on Your suicide||0|
|#76 - That moment when you were just thinking about how you almost a… [+] (5 new replies)||03/24/2013 on Your suicide||+5|
#236 - mrnomnomnom (03/24/2013) [-]
Same here. It was like it was really random. The only thing that kept me from doing it was: I heard my brother start to cry when I pressed a kitchen knife against my skin. I went up to his crib and pressed my hand against it just to maintain my balance. When I did that, he stood up for the first time (he was like 1 and had some learning problems), stopped crying, pressed his hand against where mine was, and just stared at me. That was fucking rough, and since then, I've been okay. He literally saved my life.
Can't believe I told all that to a stranger, but hey, the more you know.
|#61106 - Slow might be a good idea. Thank you (: [+] (1 new reply)||03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#61105 - Thank you so much :D||03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#61047 - Thank you (: I'll try it||03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#61045 - Florida||03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#55157 - Opinions on the new 30 Seconds to Mars single? :D [+] (1 new reply)||03/23/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop...||0|
#55444 - infamoustrapper (03/25/2013) [-]
30 seconds to mars is a weird band. like i dont know what it is about that. i don't particularly enjoy their music, but i dont hate it....but i have all their albums on my ipod. like i listen to them a lot. but i get no satisfaction out of their music. idk its weird. i dont really like the new single but idk ive only listened to it once so far
|#60998 - My girlfriend and I just hit two months today. Her and I have … [+] (12 new replies)||03/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
#61109 - dingojohn (03/23/2013) [-]
Just give her the dick.
On a more serious note: Seriously give her the dick.
On a very much more serious note: You want to give her the dick, and she is physiologically designed to want the dick, even though she may have a traumatic blockage and mentally not ready. Talk about it, you could be surprised with her answer. But if it's a definite no, of course you just wait, trying to press her into it could turn out ugly. But really, let it come naturally, when you're having a great night and cuddling, just talk to her about it, and see what vibe she is sending and what she says. Then give her the dick.
#61070 - Zarke (03/23/2013) [-]
Slow and steady. Don't make assumptions about her feelings. People can be weird with the vibes they give off. However, do talk to her about this. Make sure you both know what you both want, but make sure she knows that you respect her wishes, regardless of what you want yourself. And if you two do go all the way with it, give her the option to back out at any time.
#61063 - everheat (03/23/2013) [-]
As awkward as it may feel, whenever you feel like it could be the time to do it, talk about it at first. The first time doesn't need to be passionate, it's more like experimental.
Her having gone through something like that can surface during the act, so be understanding and slow, and if at any point she feels like stopping, don't let your desires take over, trust is a great deal to hang on to.
#61040 - John Cena (03/23/2013) [-]
Try to rape her. Y'know, for nostalgia's sake.
#61031 - John Cena (03/23/2013) [-]
What state do you live in? it varies from age to age
|#64 - There could be a mission where they break into a sperm bank an…||03/16/2013 on Awesome idea for a video game.||+98|
|#91 - Great! (: It was awesome! I don't exactly remember wh…||02/28/2013 on junysan's profile||0|
|#89 - WOAH. This was a loooong time ago. No problem man (: It's … [+] (2 new replies)||02/28/2013 on junysan's profile||0|
|#27 - reminds me of this guy http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=cZO9tMetxno||02/17/2013 on Shit in the Dark||+8|
|#64 - I said he's my neighbor. [+] (1 new reply)||01/19/2013 on Omegle||-1|
|#51 - Sure about that? It could be him. [+] (1 new reply)||01/19/2013 on Omegle||-4|
|#46 - Jesus christ....I know this kid. He's my neighbor. [+] (8 new replies)||01/19/2013 on Omegle||-17|
|#17000 - Agreed, but wouldn't it make more sense to just start having m…||12/31/2012 on Politics - politics news,...||+1|
|#16956 - I know this sounds horrible, but there does have to be a way t… [+] (1 new reply)||12/31/2012 on Politics - politics news,...||0|
|#16939 - Banning guns only affects law abiding citizens. Criminals, who… [+] (2 new replies)||12/31/2012 on Politics - politics news,...||+1|
#16980 - pandadiablo (12/31/2012) [-]
Criminals aren't always crazy people. There's somewhat coherent crime, with gangs, organized or just hood
But a seemingly "normal" person losing it and shooting up a school? That's not a criminal. That's a motherfucking psychopath. No guns means its harder for that nigga to get one
#17000 - mrnomnomnom (12/31/2012) [-]
Agreed, but wouldn't it make more sense to just start having more regulations instead of banning all guns?
Have you heard about the movie theater shooting that took place just days after the Sandy Hook shooting? I don't remember where it was (sorry), but a man shot his ex-gf in a restaurant. People in the restaurant fled to a nearby movie theater. The gunman followed them and started to shoot up the theater, but he didn't kill anyone. Why? Because a lady with a concealed handgun shot him 4 times in the chest before he could shoot anybody else.
I'm not saying everyone should have a gun, but banning them entirely is not the answer.
|#677 - Dammit. It's annoying as hell. Thank you for actually answ…||11/24/2012 on Jewfro is my hero||+1|
|#672 - Unrelated to the content Does anyone else have ads all o… [+] (5 new replies)||11/24/2012 on Jewfro is my hero||0|
|#133 - Bitch please http://www. etsy. com/listing/107703577/… [+] (1 new reply)||11/19/2012 on All my want||-4|
|#98 - huehuehuehue||11/14/2012 on I'm so immature||+7|
|#109 - Florida's the same way. All "swing" states are like that. [+] (1 new reply)||11/06/2012 on I Matter!||0|
#130 - John Cena (11/06/2012) [-]
Especially Ohio. Almost without fail, the candidate that wins Ohio always wins the nation.