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mrmystery

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Age: 33
Date Signed Up:9/09/2012
Last Login:9/30/2016
Location:A Wonderful Vase
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Comment Ranking:#3438
Highest Content Rank:#1143
Highest Comment Rank:#1563
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Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:134
Content Views:180396
Times Content Favorited:257 times
Total Comments Made:1471
FJ Points:5214
Favorite Tags: feminazi (3) | FEMINISM (3) | vegan (3)
A lanky 9 foot tall man wearing a violet suit. His bizarre features are accented by his lack of a head, having only an ornate vase where one should be. The vase consistently plumes a purple smoke.

Funny Junk's Unofficial Psychologist.

If you're having a hard time and need someone to talk to, please contact me. I'll do whatever I can to try to help as much as possible. It doesn't matter what's wrong, be it drama, depression, loss in the family, or worse, I just want to help.

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#104 - As a preface, I'm a fan of the gents, but I'm going to put thi…  [+] (3 replies) 09/22/2016 on I like the way her body moves 0
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#122 - kwanzalord (09/23/2016) [-]
I'd actually consider this curvy, but on the skinnier side of that grouping.
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#108 - valyn (09/22/2016) [-]
"curvy" usually refers to having big tits/butt mmore than anything else. I would say she's just a normal attractive woman, though she has incredible legs. Like, just about perfection in that department
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#109 - mrmystery (09/22/2016) [-]
Yeah her legs sure do go all the way up. I can't imagine ever trying to move in heels like that though. I can just imagine how the ankles would feel if she slipped.
#110 - I actually took all the classes in school that you could use i…  [+] (2 replies) 09/22/2016 on no flakes 0
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#111 - luckass (09/22/2016) [-]
your teacher must've been quite worldly-wise, he did good in doing so.
wish i could say the same, but actually cant.
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#112 - mrmystery (09/22/2016) [-]
I want to think it was partially because his surname sounded like japanese game machine. (His name was Pachenko)

But i was in highschool in the 90's. Graduated in 2001. What were your teachers like? Just by the books?
#108 - IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL IT?! I've been alive on this ******* pla…  [+] (4 replies) 09/22/2016 on no flakes +1
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#109 - luckass (09/22/2016) [-]
well, actually ,the shit they dont teach you in school are how to take care of fucking excessive bureaucracy or how and why to pay taxes, but how to play flute and do radicular calculation...
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#110 - mrmystery (09/22/2016) [-]
I actually took all the classes in school that you could use in a survival situation. That and art. I was my grades artist.

We did learn all about taxes and shit though since our junior year history teacher was like "So do you guys want to learn some stuff you'll actually use in life?"

when half the class was like ... stand up giddy about it, we went over taxes, getting a loan, What to look for in a good house, stuff like that for a whole week. It was pretty useful.
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#111 - luckass (09/22/2016) [-]
your teacher must've been quite worldly-wise, he did good in doing so.
wish i could say the same, but actually cant.
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#112 - mrmystery (09/22/2016) [-]
I want to think it was partially because his surname sounded like japanese game machine. (His name was Pachenko)

But i was in highschool in the 90's. Graduated in 2001. What were your teachers like? Just by the books?
#37 - You know ... you just reminded me. Whatever happened to Skelet…  [+] (3 replies) 09/21/2016 on she does.... +17
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#47 - zanybruh (09/21/2016) [-]
Maybe he escaped the cold clutches of fj.
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#52 - johrny (09/21/2016) [-]
Uh-Huh. Thats bullshit
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#51 - zetsuboukamina (09/21/2016) [-]
There are only two ways to escape. Death, and even worse, no internet
#7 - I just did that quest where you blow up the Prydwin to the son…  [+] (1 reply) 09/21/2016 on I Made Andrew WK Happy 0
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#8 - mcqwark (09/21/2016) [-]
That does sound awesome!

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