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#164 - I'm not sure you understand how pop culture of the internet wo… 08/27/2015 on aint it the fucking truth 0
#47 - o.k, so I checked this in Hebrew and you are correct, Moses an… 08/18/2015 on Complicated Issue 0
#42 - I read this tale almost every year on passover, first time I h… 08/18/2015 on Complicated Issue +1
#18 - not really, there is a difference between desire and convictio…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/10/2015 on Blood on your hands +74
#51 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
the fake hands would have stopped if he realized he didn't want to kill her he still wanted to kill her while he was doing it
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (08/11/2015) [-]
Of course, but what I'm asking is, if you WANT something to happen and it happens as a DIRECT result of you wanting it, is it not the same as doing it yourself?

If a traveler asks me for a safe path and I intentionally lie and tell them of a dangerous one, then later on hear of their death because they crossed the path, is their death my fault or their own?
User avatar #43 - derpthefifth (08/11/2015) [-]
It's more like someone saying "wouldnt it be easier if he were dead?" and you answer yes, and so that person kills the person and you go to prison for it.
It might be easier for you, you might even want that, but if you'd never do it then you're being convicted based on a thought
User avatar #34 - couriernine (08/11/2015) [-]
Think of it this way.

Imagine that he complained to a random stranger about his Wife's actions, and said that he wished she was dead because of that. He wouldn't actually kill her, but he wished that she was dead.
A few days later, the stranger knocks on his front door. When the man answers the door, the stranger slits his wife's throat in front of him. The man asks why, and the stranger replies "Because you wanted it."

Is it the man's fault that the wife is dead? He wanted her dead, but he would never actually have killed her. Is it his fault then? Should he be blamed for her death?

Its similar to the idea of someone falling off of a building and landing on someone. The person they landed on dies, is it the fault of the person who fell? In a way, they played a part in the death of the other person, but the person who fell is not a murderer.
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (08/11/2015) [-]
But he had no way of knowing the stranger would kill her. He KNEW the arms were malfunctioning and capable of extremely hurting someone.
#56 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
your theory and all else fails with that shit comment
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (08/11/2015) [-]
You know what's really funny? I know you're only commenting and insulting me because I have thumbs down. If it were the other way around, you would never conceive of insulting a popular opinion. Even more so, you do it as anon. How much of a coward are you, exactly?
#52 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
the arms didn't malfunction btw
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (08/11/2015) [-]
Considering they were designed to replace limbs, and limbs do not act on subconscious thought, yeah, yeah they did.
#112 - Thundergod (08/11/2015) [-]
Hoo, boy. Soooo I take it you're totally incapable of standing or walking without paying attention to it? You've never caught something out of reflex? Never scratched an itch or tightened your fist in anger without thinking about it? Subconscious routines make up so much of what we do that if we were to remove even a quarter of them, we'd all be immovable wrecks, with only the most mentally capable so much as going to the store to buy a can of beans.
#67 - skebaba (08/11/2015) [-]
No, they didn't. They were designed to work with the subconcious part of the brain. Something that is a design isn't a malfunction.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (08/11/2015) [-]
I apologize, would you like me to rephrase my entire sentence to appeal to your semantics?
#71 - skebaba (08/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (08/11/2015) [-]
You're the type of person to spend 10 minuets arguing with the cashier that it should be "10 Items or Fewer", aren't you? Of course you are correct, but that doesn't stop you from being a faggot.
#75 - skebaba (08/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #131 - sircontagious (08/11/2015) [-]
im so sorry bb this is just how i get my sick kicks please forgive
User avatar #130 - sircontagious (08/11/2015) [-]
you spelled it right gosh you are so dumb
User avatar #45 - lordogames (08/11/2015) [-]
He knew they were malfunctioning, but he didn't know the extent in which they would go.
#58 - o.k. so here's my proposal: back up your save file. un… 08/04/2015 on When life just aint... 0
#52 - have you tried making a clean install of the windows itself? I…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2015 on When life just aint... 0
User avatar #54 - sniffythebird (08/04/2015) [-]
Yes I have.

But upgrading is little different. It keeps the previous OS's files in a windows.old folder, while the only things that transfer are documents desktop items.

And in case you're going to ask, yes I have a fresh folder of config files from Rockstar/GTA5 in my documents. The only thing I kept was my savegame.
User avatar #58 - mrmask (08/04/2015) [-]
o.k. so here's my proposal:
back up your save file.
uninstall gta V and delete all of its file and reinstall it, then try to run it without the save file.
sometimes some background processes can cause disruptions in the installation though that kind of thing rarely happens.
#40 - **mrmask used "*roll 2, 1-6*"** **mrmask rolls 3** **mrma… 08/02/2015 on Jumanji 0
#59 - this is from a hentai if anyone was wondering 07/27/2015 on Fionnuala, I just passed out! 0
#28 - i'm a bit disappointed, I thought it would give me a reason wh… 07/27/2015 on Being A Jedi 0
#41 - i'm pretty sure its a helmet in a construction site  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Richard forgets to wear a... 0
User avatar #52 - jujik (07/26/2015) [-]
it looks much more like a tree stump to me

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User avatar #2 - Haruhi (06/23/2013) [-]
I used to live next to tel hashomer
User avatar #27 to #2 - mrmask (07/20/2014) [-]
you know, its funny Haruhi, every time I see an anti Israeli post I know I will find you there, defending our state.
User avatar #28 to #27 - mrmask (07/20/2014) [-]
good work
User avatar #3 to #2 - mrmask (06/24/2013) [-]
really?! my grandpa lives nearby too, was Kiryat ono?
User avatar #4 to #3 - mrmask (06/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - Haruhi (06/24/2013) [-]
no i was in ramat efal. I'm moving to rishon lezzion this fall
User avatar #7 to #5 - mrmask (08/19/2013) [-]
so Haruhi, when are you moving to Rishon?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Haruhi (08/19/2013) [-]
my aliya flight should be in september so like, definitely by october ill be in rishon lesion and starting my free ulpan and ****
User avatar #9 to #8 - mrmask (08/19/2013) [-]
but wait... you said you lived in Ramat Efal, so how can you do an aliya?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Haruhi (08/20/2013) [-]
im american, and I spent the year last year in israel at bar ilan
User avatar #11 to #10 - mrmask (08/20/2013) [-]
oh, I see.
but then that means you know Hebrew, whats the point if an ulpan?
User avatar #12 to #11 - Haruhi (08/20/2013) [-]
I do not know hebrew.
#13 to #12 - mrmask (08/21/2013) [-]
then how did you manage to study at bar ilan?
User avatar #15 to #14 - mrmask (08/21/2013) [-]
oh... have you been in taglit?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Haruhi (08/22/2013) [-]
no I won't be doing birthright since i'm making Aliyah.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mrmask (08/22/2013) [-]
I asked if you were
User avatar #18 to #17 - Haruhi (08/22/2013) [-]
no i was on that israel xp program dude like i said
User avatar #19 to #18 - mrmask (08/22/2013) [-]
well, i thought one didn't cancel the other, (at least if you went on taglit first)
User avatar #20 to #19 - Haruhi (08/22/2013) [-]
I feel like I'd be taking advantage of the government if I went on taglit before making aliyah. I'm already getting a free trip to israel and a bunch of other benefits like free ulpan and tax reductions, I don't need to do taglit when I've already been here for a year
User avatar #21 to #20 - mrmask (08/22/2013) [-]
well yeah, thats why you can only go on taglit if you haven't been to Israel before, meaning that you could only take it before IsraelXP
User avatar #22 to #21 - Haruhi (08/22/2013) [-]
so why are we even arguing about it in the first place if we were already on the same page
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrmask (08/22/2013) [-]
we were arguing?
#6 to #5 - mrmask (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm going to have a funnyjunk neighbor...
User avatar #24 to #6 - Haruhi (08/22/2013) [-]
we're israelis arguing is all we were ever doing
User avatar #25 to #24 - mrmask (08/22/2013) [-]
I just felt like I was interrogating you with all these questions at some point, but I didn't feel the rage of someone not understanding stuff.
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