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#56 - Got any sauce or anything on that? Not doubting you at all, ju…  [+] (2 replies) 10/12/2016 on When you don't support... +3
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#123 - brisineo (10/13/2016) [-]
I don't know where you can download them for free, but the top books for this subject usually are
Crisis of Character - Gary J. Byrne
The Truth About Hillary - Edward Klein
Within Arm's Length - Dan Emmett

Some famous excerpts from the most famous one, Crisis of Character:
"for Secret Service agents, being assigned to Hillary Clinton’s detail 'was a form of punishment handed down by passive-aggressive middle management.'"
"One day, UD [Uniformed Division] officers met to review events at their respective postS. A bewildered new officer arrived. ‘Hey you’ll never believe it, but I passed the First lady and she told me to go to hell!’ A second young officer responded, ‘You think that’s bad? I passed her on the West Colonnade, and all I said was ‘Good morning, First Lady.’ She told me, ‘Go f— yourself.’ ‘Are you serious?’ ‘Go f— yourself!’ He imitated her, pointing a finger."
"‘They f—ed us, Bill!’ Hillary screamed. I stifled a laugh. The president tried his best to calm her down. He couldn’t. Hillary Clinton possessed no perspective. ‘We need to get rid of these assholes, Bill!’ She thought she was being tough—in command—but the issue commanded her. She fumed that the Secret Service’s Uniformed Division, my branch, disloyal leftovers from Papa Bush, conspired against the administration. ‘They’ve had it out for us from the beginning!’ she kept yelling."

As for how Trump treats guards, it was only a rumor. But considering how he treats solders and veterans, who usually make up a good portion of secret service, it wouldn't surprise me.
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#124 - mrhumperdoodle (10/13/2016) [-]
Thanks a lot man, I'll be sure to check those out.
#96 - Mind going a bit into further detail with that? Like what sort…  [+] (1 reply) 03/31/2016 on sleep paralysis 0
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#109 - latadam (03/31/2016) [-]
These are all i saw from all the collective experiences:

- Old lady / decrepit faces gradually appearing out of thin air, getting awkwardly close to my bed then dissapearing

- Some menacing guy threatening me with throwing me out of my bed whilist making the motions of said action ond the basis that this is not my bed

- All the shadows projected into my bed merging into a human shape hovering over me (not merging as in tendrils reaching into one another, more like my mind filling the no-shadow spaces with more shadows then giving it a human shape, the hovering part might just have been an optical illusion)

- Some bult curled up in the corners of the room

- Extra furnitre in my room, like some chair beside my bed that was never there

- The room's ceiling splitting in two, pure dark void in between (probably the worst one since my ceiling is wooden and has actually partially broken down once, kinda thought it was going to fall on me)

And then some random stuff caused by actual things, like my cats running into the room looking like sauropods running backwards, my spinning fan looking like it went on an actual 360° spin, etc.

As i said before, i might start a journal on them and maaaybe post them on funnyjunk, thing is i don't wanna spark a "hurr weed doesn't cause hallucinations it's been proven on control groups" discussion.