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Date Signed Up:12/28/2011
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#224 - when you out of peanutbutter. Also commenting for future posts. 11/18/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 61) 0
#151 - hahahahahaha thay is funny, when I bathed my dog it almost clo… 09/17/2015 on new employee +1
#147 - Wow they are all beautiful, I bet you have to broom your floor…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2015 on new employee +1
#148 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
back when I lived with other humans, I vacuumed about once every other day

now... more like once every week or so, honestly

my oldest boy only sheds like this a couple times a year, but when he does, it's like the house has snowed

I have become one with the fur

everything tastes better with pet hair

oh and we have 11 cats also
User avatar
#151 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
hahahahahaha thay is funny, when I bathed my dog it almost clogged the shower.
#149 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
CATS

4 are Savannah cats, which we raise

7 are rescues and failed fosters who literally nobody else wanted
we've successfully fostered quite a few also, both cats and kittens alike; usually strays or litters of feral newborns
they seem to show up all willy nilly so we take them in, get rid of all their fleas and/or mats and stickers embedded in them, deworm them, get them fixed, treat their respiratory problems and find them homes
#150 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
the dogs don't give a shit
#145 - Awwww hahahaha how many dogs do you have????  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2015 on new employee +1
#146 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
right now, just three

... and a pomeranian
which is somewhere between a dog and a cat I guess
User avatar
#147 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
Wow they are all beautiful, I bet you have to broom your floors twice a day hahahaha.
#148 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
back when I lived with other humans, I vacuumed about once every other day

now... more like once every week or so, honestly

my oldest boy only sheds like this a couple times a year, but when he does, it's like the house has snowed

I have become one with the fur

everything tastes better with pet hair

oh and we have 11 cats also
User avatar
#151 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
hahahahahaha thay is funny, when I bathed my dog it almost clogged the shower.
#149 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
CATS

4 are Savannah cats, which we raise

7 are rescues and failed fosters who literally nobody else wanted
we've successfully fostered quite a few also, both cats and kittens alike; usually strays or litters of feral newborns
they seem to show up all willy nilly so we take them in, get rid of all their fleas and/or mats and stickers embedded in them, deworm them, get them fixed, treat their respiratory problems and find them homes
#150 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
the dogs don't give a shit
#143 - Wow I honestly have never seen a GSD like that is literary a s…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/17/2015 on new employee +1
#144 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
no, he belongs to my friend who lives about 4 hours away

here's one of my puppup at about 10 weeks old

she was quite pleased with herself when she found the hole my other dog dug after it rained
User avatar
#145 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
Awwww hahahaha how many dogs do you have????
#146 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
right now, just three

... and a pomeranian
which is somewhere between a dog and a cat I guess
User avatar
#147 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
Wow they are all beautiful, I bet you have to broom your floors twice a day hahahaha.
#148 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
back when I lived with other humans, I vacuumed about once every other day

now... more like once every week or so, honestly

my oldest boy only sheds like this a couple times a year, but when he does, it's like the house has snowed

I have become one with the fur

everything tastes better with pet hair

oh and we have 11 cats also
User avatar
#151 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
hahahahahaha thay is funny, when I bathed my dog it almost clogged the shower.
#149 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
CATS

4 are Savannah cats, which we raise

7 are rescues and failed fosters who literally nobody else wanted
we've successfully fostered quite a few also, both cats and kittens alike; usually strays or litters of feral newborns
they seem to show up all willy nilly so we take them in, get rid of all their fleas and/or mats and stickers embedded in them, deworm them, get them fixed, treat their respiratory problems and find them homes
#150 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
the dogs don't give a shit
#140 - Wow a white German Shepherd! That is a rare color And also…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/17/2015 on new employee +1
#142 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
He's a handsome pup. My girl just hit 7 months.

Yeah, aside from Blue, and Liver, the White GSDs are definitely my favorites.

Her dad is even more unusual... he's white and gold!
User avatar
#143 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
Wow I honestly have never seen a GSD like that is literary a shiny. Are you the owner?
#144 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
no, he belongs to my friend who lives about 4 hours away

here's one of my puppup at about 10 weeks old

she was quite pleased with herself when she found the hole my other dog dug after it rained
User avatar
#145 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
Awwww hahahaha how many dogs do you have????
#146 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
right now, just three

... and a pomeranian
which is somewhere between a dog and a cat I guess
User avatar
#147 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
Wow they are all beautiful, I bet you have to broom your floors twice a day hahahaha.
#148 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
back when I lived with other humans, I vacuumed about once every other day

now... more like once every week or so, honestly

my oldest boy only sheds like this a couple times a year, but when he does, it's like the house has snowed

I have become one with the fur

everything tastes better with pet hair

oh and we have 11 cats also
User avatar
#151 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
hahahahahaha thay is funny, when I bathed my dog it almost clogged the shower.
#149 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
CATS

4 are Savannah cats, which we raise

7 are rescues and failed fosters who literally nobody else wanted
we've successfully fostered quite a few also, both cats and kittens alike; usually strays or litters of feral newborns
they seem to show up all willy nilly so we take them in, get rid of all their fleas and/or mats and stickers embedded in them, deworm them, get them fixed, treat their respiratory problems and find them homes
#150 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
the dogs don't give a shit
#133 - Meet Odin! That was when he was 6 weeks old.  [+] (14 new replies) 09/17/2015 on new employee +5
#134 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
here's mine at 5 weeks

she was an absolute shrimp
#135 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
she outgrew our other dog (husky shepherd mix) in less than 4 months
#140 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
Wow a white German Shepherd! That is a rare color And also beautiful husky -shepherd mix! Both beautiful dogs! This is Odin now! (he will be 5 months the 22)
#142 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
He's a handsome pup. My girl just hit 7 months.

Yeah, aside from Blue, and Liver, the White GSDs are definitely my favorites.

Her dad is even more unusual... he's white and gold!
User avatar
#143 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
Wow I honestly have never seen a GSD like that is literary a shiny. Are you the owner?
#144 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
no, he belongs to my friend who lives about 4 hours away

here's one of my puppup at about 10 weeks old

she was quite pleased with herself when she found the hole my other dog dug after it rained
User avatar
#145 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
Awwww hahahaha how many dogs do you have????
#146 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
right now, just three

... and a pomeranian
which is somewhere between a dog and a cat I guess
User avatar
#147 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
Wow they are all beautiful, I bet you have to broom your floors twice a day hahahaha.
#148 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
back when I lived with other humans, I vacuumed about once every other day

now... more like once every week or so, honestly

my oldest boy only sheds like this a couple times a year, but when he does, it's like the house has snowed

I have become one with the fur

everything tastes better with pet hair

oh and we have 11 cats also
User avatar
#151 - mrgrande (09/17/2015) [-]
hahahahahaha thay is funny, when I bathed my dog it almost clogged the shower.
#149 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
CATS

4 are Savannah cats, which we raise

7 are rescues and failed fosters who literally nobody else wanted
we've successfully fostered quite a few also, both cats and kittens alike; usually strays or litters of feral newborns
they seem to show up all willy nilly so we take them in, get rid of all their fleas and/or mats and stickers embedded in them, deworm them, get them fixed, treat their respiratory problems and find them homes
#150 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
the dogs don't give a shit
#137 - Dember (09/17/2015) [-]
I took this one of her last night, with our other two

she's taller than both of them now
heavier than the husky/shep mix, but not quite there yet at the older husky. he's 90 pounds. she'll probably get there though, at this rate.
#24 - ohhhhhhh I get it. Thank you so much kind sir. 08/26/2015 on straight outta bikini bottom 0
#20 - I... I don't get the joke. C-can can you explain?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2015 on straight outta bikini bottom +3
#23 - zanntaggerung (08/26/2015) [-]
Lots of images by this guy with the same caption
#24 - mrgrande (08/26/2015) [-]
ohhhhhhh I get it. Thank you so much kind sir.
#196 - *roll 2* 07/08/2015 on How to roll numbers on... 0
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#81 - mexikaner (03/01/2013) [-]
Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi!
#78 - mexikaner (10/31/2012) [-]
did you know that ariana grande has a tumblr?
#79 to #78 - mrgrande (11/01/2012) [-]
she does? LINK PLZZ
#80 to #79 - mexikaner (11/02/2012) [-]
You need to login to view this link

she also does q & a, i'm still waiting for my answer though
#35 - nowbackatme (07/12/2012) [-]
ARE YOU READY!?
ARE YOU READY!?
#76 to #35 - themrdrprofesr (07/30/2012) [-]
i love you
i love you
#77 to #76 - nowbackatme (07/30/2012) [-]
Ha, Anytime friend!
#40 to #36 - mrgrande (07/12/2012) [-]
kMAKLJKLADJKFJDSKLJKLFADJKLJGFKLJDSKLAJFKLDMASKJBVNDGFJKNBJDKFGHFAKLJKJF HOLY MUNCHKING THAT IS ******* HOT FEED ME BROTHER PLEEASEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#36 to #36 - nowbackatme (07/12/2012) [-]
#34 - nowbackatme (07/09/2012) [-]
I do not understand why you deleted me </3 But I came across a lot of Grande stuff. I will dump for you if you would like.... Just saiyan
#15 - nowbackatme (05/17/2012) [-]
Do you haev any **** of her? :3
#16 to #16 - mrgrande (05/17/2012) [-]
hahahaha sick bastard
#17 to #17 - nowbackatme (05/17/2012) [-]
But... She is hot...
#4 - mexikaner (04/16/2012) [-]
what do you think oh her with white hair?!?!?!?!?!
#5 to #5 - mrgrande (04/16/2012) [-]
:O OMG she look wisely beautiful :P, but dude something weird happened, one day I login and see I have one notification and it said "missgrande left a comment in your profile" but I can't see it! WTF!!!
#6 to #6 - mexikaner (04/16/2012) [-]
damn dude. i hope you get to see it though
#7 to #7 - mrgrande (04/16/2012) [-]
I know dude and the thing is you know the long post we did about her? I left the URL in her twitter and like 2 days after I see that! I hope is not uncle dolan trolling with me
I know dude and the thing is you know the long post we did about her? I left the URL in her twitter and like 2 days after I see that! I hope is not uncle dolan trolling with me
#8 to #8 - mexikaner (04/16/2012) [-]
dude i hope not, ariana grande on FJ would be the greatest thing since sliced bread
#9 to #9 - mrgrande (04/16/2012) [-]
hahahahahahahaha yeah it would, but do you know anyway I can see that?
#10 to #10 - mexikaner (04/16/2012) [-]
idk man, i'll look into it
idk man, i'll look into it
#11 to #11 - mrgrande (04/18/2012) [-]
como empesamos?
#12 to #12 - mexikaner (04/18/2012) [-]
i tried looking it up on google, i found a link to fj but it said that it doesn't exist
#13 to #13 - mrgrande (04/18/2012) [-]
sea la mierda puneta!... okay looks like were going with plan B
#14 to #14 - mexikaner (04/18/2012) [-]
yep
#1 - mcstorms (02/14/2012) [-]
Yes I am actually I have been going at it for awhile.
#2 to #1 - mrgrande (02/14/2012) [-]
hahaha keep it at it bro
#3 to #2 - mcstorms (02/14/2012) [-]
That I will