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#125 - what just happened? 03/18/2014 on anime logic +3
#17 - thumbed down cus how can you not like finding nemo?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Shhhhh! -5
User avatar #35 - chimpaflimp (03/18/2014) [-]
You're a fucking idiot.
#91 - yes 03/18/2014 on Would you rate wifi over... 0
#38 - thats not coffee  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on A mystery +2
User avatar #40 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh god why...
#17 - witch sims is this 03/18/2014 on PIZZA!!! +1
#192 - i wouldnt even know where to begin  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on I See No Problems.... 0
User avatar #195 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Right?
#187 - he really knows where he stands in life. i can respect that.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I See No Problems.... 0
User avatar #188 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
True true. I want find that green text again, but I'm scared what I'll find with any way i can think of to google that.
User avatar #192 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i wouldnt even know where to begin
User avatar #195 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Right?
#116 - if only u could understand what i go threw everyday...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Rare Mental Disorders +1
User avatar #117 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Never been on 9Gag nor have I been a downie, so I can't say I do.
#185 - i would of just broke in to a family home and **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I See No Problems.... 0
User avatar #186 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
This guy's whole point was that the phantom smell would eventually be worse than some horrifying site that is easy to clean up.
User avatar #187 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
he really knows where he stands in life. i can respect that.
User avatar #188 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
True true. I want find that green text again, but I'm scared what I'll find with any way i can think of to google that.
User avatar #192 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i wouldnt even know where to begin
User avatar #195 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Right?
#178 - sounds messy  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I See No Problems.... 0
User avatar #179 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
In this he was willing to take the pain, suffering and mess in order to make them suffer more.
User avatar #185 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i would of just broke in to a family home and shit the nastyes shit i could in the tolit just so they would question who it was
User avatar #186 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
This guy's whole point was that the phantom smell would eventually be worse than some horrifying site that is easy to clean up.
User avatar #187 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
he really knows where he stands in life. i can respect that.
User avatar #188 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
True true. I want find that green text again, but I'm scared what I'll find with any way i can think of to google that.
User avatar #192 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i wouldnt even know where to begin
User avatar #195 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Right?
#109 - No! u dont understand! u see,, i get,, a.. Boner...  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Rare Mental Disorders +2
User avatar #113 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I see.

You do know this isn't 9Gag, right?
#127 - acemcgunner (03/18/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Stefan Molyneux ** mfw you are a fag
User avatar #128 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
k
#116 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
if only u could understand what i go threw everyday...
User avatar #117 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Never been on 9Gag nor have I been a downie, so I can't say I do.
#106 - u just dont understand...  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Rare Mental Disorders +1
User avatar #108 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Obviously not, considering how irrelevant it sounds to me.
#109 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
No! u dont understand! u see,, i get,, a.. Boner...
User avatar #113 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I see.

You do know this isn't 9Gag, right?
#127 - acemcgunner (03/18/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Stefan Molyneux ** mfw you are a fag
User avatar #128 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
k
#116 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
if only u could understand what i go threw everyday...
User avatar #117 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Never been on 9Gag nor have I been a downie, so I can't say I do.
#102 - i have the disorder where i play with my self when i think no …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Rare Mental Disorders +1
User avatar #126 - acemcgunner (03/18/2014) [-]
huehue so funneh
User avatar #105 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #106 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
u just dont understand...
User avatar #108 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Obviously not, considering how irrelevant it sounds to me.
#109 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
No! u dont understand! u see,, i get,, a.. Boner...
User avatar #113 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I see.

You do know this isn't 9Gag, right?
#127 - acemcgunner (03/18/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Stefan Molyneux ** mfw you are a fag
User avatar #128 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
k
#116 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
if only u could understand what i go threw everyday...
User avatar #117 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Never been on 9Gag nor have I been a downie, so I can't say I do.
#90 - **mrfartypants rolled a random image posted in comment #7850… 03/18/2014 on Body is a temple 0
#89 - if your Japanes its a possibility 03/18/2014 on Body is a temple 0
#171 - never heard of it but its a idea i could get behind  [+] (9 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I See No Problems.... 0
User avatar #176 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
I can't find it, but the short of it, is guy gives a scenario where he gives himself diarrhea, and then swabs it lightly everywhere in someone's house to give an inescapable smell.
User avatar #178 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
sounds messy
User avatar #179 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
In this he was willing to take the pain, suffering and mess in order to make them suffer more.
User avatar #185 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i would of just broke in to a family home and shit the nastyes shit i could in the tolit just so they would question who it was
User avatar #186 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
This guy's whole point was that the phantom smell would eventually be worse than some horrifying site that is easy to clean up.
User avatar #187 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
he really knows where he stands in life. i can respect that.
User avatar #188 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
True true. I want find that green text again, but I'm scared what I'll find with any way i can think of to google that.
User avatar #192 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i wouldnt even know where to begin
User avatar #195 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Right?
#166 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I See No Problems.... 0
User avatar #170 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like that greentext from /b/ about the phantom pooper.
User avatar #171 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
never heard of it but its a idea i could get behind
User avatar #176 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
I can't find it, but the short of it, is guy gives a scenario where he gives himself diarrhea, and then swabs it lightly everywhere in someone's house to give an inescapable smell.
User avatar #178 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
sounds messy
User avatar #179 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
In this he was willing to take the pain, suffering and mess in order to make them suffer more.
User avatar #185 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i would of just broke in to a family home and shit the nastyes shit i could in the tolit just so they would question who it was
User avatar #186 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
This guy's whole point was that the phantom smell would eventually be worse than some horrifying site that is easy to clean up.
User avatar #187 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
he really knows where he stands in life. i can respect that.
User avatar #188 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
True true. I want find that green text again, but I'm scared what I'll find with any way i can think of to google that.
User avatar #192 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i wouldnt even know where to begin
User avatar #195 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Right?
#163 - oh, well that was nice of her. i would of just shat in the foo…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I See No Problems.... +1
#166 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #170 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like that greentext from /b/ about the phantom pooper.
User avatar #171 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
never heard of it but its a idea i could get behind
User avatar #176 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
I can't find it, but the short of it, is guy gives a scenario where he gives himself diarrhea, and then swabs it lightly everywhere in someone's house to give an inescapable smell.
User avatar #178 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
sounds messy
User avatar #179 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
In this he was willing to take the pain, suffering and mess in order to make them suffer more.
User avatar #185 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i would of just broke in to a family home and shit the nastyes shit i could in the tolit just so they would question who it was
User avatar #186 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
This guy's whole point was that the phantom smell would eventually be worse than some horrifying site that is easy to clean up.
User avatar #187 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
he really knows where he stands in life. i can respect that.
User avatar #188 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
True true. I want find that green text again, but I'm scared what I'll find with any way i can think of to google that.
User avatar #192 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i wouldnt even know where to begin
User avatar #195 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Right?
#161 - what about when she got diarrhea?  [+] (14 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I See No Problems.... 0
User avatar #162 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Cleaned it up when he wasn't home.
User avatar #163 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
oh, well that was nice of her. i would of just shat in the fool every night just so he would try and solve the mystery of who or what is shitting his his floor when he slept and ever night i would shit closer and closer to his bed so he would have a set time to solve it before the unthinkable happened
#166 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #170 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like that greentext from /b/ about the phantom pooper.
User avatar #171 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
never heard of it but its a idea i could get behind
User avatar #176 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
I can't find it, but the short of it, is guy gives a scenario where he gives himself diarrhea, and then swabs it lightly everywhere in someone's house to give an inescapable smell.
User avatar #178 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
sounds messy
User avatar #179 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
In this he was willing to take the pain, suffering and mess in order to make them suffer more.
User avatar #185 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i would of just broke in to a family home and shit the nastyes shit i could in the tolit just so they would question who it was
User avatar #186 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
This guy's whole point was that the phantom smell would eventually be worse than some horrifying site that is easy to clean up.
User avatar #187 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
he really knows where he stands in life. i can respect that.
User avatar #188 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
True true. I want find that green text again, but I'm scared what I'll find with any way i can think of to google that.
User avatar #192 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i wouldnt even know where to begin
User avatar #195 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Right?
#97 - i already fall in to that category it has already began 03/18/2014 on Sons 0
#97 - **mrfartypants rolled a random image posted in comment #3634… 03/18/2014 on [cringing intensifies] 0
#281 - your mom is a spy apparently 03/18/2014 on I hate flying -1
#154 - where did she **** ?  [+] (16 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I See No Problems.... 0
User avatar #160 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
His toilet when he wasn't home.
User avatar #161 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
what about when she got diarrhea?
User avatar #162 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Cleaned it up when he wasn't home.
User avatar #163 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
oh, well that was nice of her. i would of just shat in the fool every night just so he would try and solve the mystery of who or what is shitting his his floor when he slept and ever night i would shit closer and closer to his bed so he would have a set time to solve it before the unthinkable happened
#166 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #170 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like that greentext from /b/ about the phantom pooper.
User avatar #171 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
never heard of it but its a idea i could get behind
User avatar #176 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
I can't find it, but the short of it, is guy gives a scenario where he gives himself diarrhea, and then swabs it lightly everywhere in someone's house to give an inescapable smell.
User avatar #178 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
sounds messy
User avatar #179 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
In this he was willing to take the pain, suffering and mess in order to make them suffer more.
User avatar #185 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i would of just broke in to a family home and shit the nastyes shit i could in the tolit just so they would question who it was
User avatar #186 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
This guy's whole point was that the phantom smell would eventually be worse than some horrifying site that is easy to clean up.
User avatar #187 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
he really knows where he stands in life. i can respect that.
User avatar #188 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
True true. I want find that green text again, but I'm scared what I'll find with any way i can think of to google that.
User avatar #192 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
i wouldnt even know where to begin
User avatar #195 - vatra (03/18/2014) [-]
Right?
#18 - Woody, is that? 03/18/2014 on Love Knows No Bounds 0
#84 - **mrfartypants rolled a random image posted in comment #2 a… 03/18/2014 on trying to fit in -1

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#5 - dareposta (11/15/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #4 - jingleforth (11/02/2012) [-]
Hi <3
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User avatar #2 - jingleforth (08/13/2012) [-]
I see no point in living life that right, so I just take what I can find
User avatar #1 - theotherwhitemeat (07/30/2012) [-]
nipple clamps
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