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Date Signed Up:10/08/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
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#49 - I actually scrolled down the comments just because I knew i'd … 05/18/2014 on To the frontpage 0
#13 - This one is easily my favorite. 05/15/2014 on DnD story time 1 +1
#66 - Thank you. I am eternally indebted to you good sir. 05/15/2014 on 3 Hours. +1
#62 - I'm sorry, but could someone please explain this one to me?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on 3 Hours. +1
#73 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
Not quite what the other anon said. What happened is, he was "offering his services," with a guarantee that if he couldn't last 3 hours, she wouldn't have to pay him. She was about to tell him to fuck off, but then processed the 3 hours, and, wanting a good, 3-hour long dicking, she lets him in. Of course, he has no intent to last that long, he just wants to get some, so he does his thing, apologizes, goes "guess you don't have to pay," and leaves before she realizes he was tricking her into coitus.

Jokexplain, eat your heart out.
#64 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
He said "If I can't last MORE than 3 hours there will be no charge." Meaning that he couldn't last 3 hours, but got laid for free.
#66 - mrevitcartta (05/15/2014) [-]
Thank you. I am eternally indebted to you good sir.
#61 - Jarvin IV 05/15/2014 on 3 Hours. 0
#63 - Pepperoni, mushroom, Jalapeno is the best combo at dominoes. W… 05/15/2014 on Gotta love the classics 0
#17 - Always Sunny is the kittens mittens! 05/15/2014 on gotta smack'em! +1
#48 - Damn it beat me to it. 05/15/2014 on Some interesting facts 0
#288 - She also likes smoking with cigarettes.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Boys 0
#310 - cactusupthebutt (05/15/2014) [-]
ciggawets*
#70 - True story! Bad **** happens to everyone, and no …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Favorited comment no longer... 0
User avatar #72 - midnighteyes (05/11/2014) [-]
For real. You learn that everybody just wants to be happy and be loved in life, and being another asshole on top of the billions there already are isn't going to help anybody feel either happy nor loved. The world will get better if people can learn to let go of their insecurities and just be decent to one another.
#39 - MFW Ahri mid against nidalee 05/10/2014 on What a save +4
#38 - Awwwwwwww yeah! 05/10/2014 on What a save +13
#341 - I'm terrified to drive in Vegas. Stayed with my brother for a …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Interesting results 0
User avatar #346 - mrjunebug (05/10/2014) [-]
Well, through the strip, yeah. It's always crazy down there. Outside of the casinos and clubs and shit is just a boring hot community full of okay-not-so-bad drivers.
#336 - Yeah but the seemingly endless stream of cute foreign tourists…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Interesting results 0
User avatar #338 - mrjunebug (05/10/2014) [-]
Yeah. I hate to sound like a fuck, but it's mostly Californians that come here. They drive so reckless and stupid, man. Every Californian I've seen drive always cut me off or they seem like they just barely got their driver's license. Other than that, I see a bunch of European women. Which is okay. I love that European pussy, mang.
User avatar #341 - mrevitcartta (05/10/2014) [-]
I'm terrified to drive in Vegas. Stayed with my brother for a while one summer and these dudes are bumper to bumper non stop.
User avatar #346 - mrjunebug (05/10/2014) [-]
Well, through the strip, yeah. It's always crazy down there. Outside of the casinos and clubs and shit is just a boring hot community full of okay-not-so-bad drivers.
#333 - Yeah it depresses the **** out of me. I live in E…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Interesting results 0
User avatar #335 - mrjunebug (05/10/2014) [-]
I live in Las Vegas. So I see a bunch of crazy retarded assholes all the fucking time.
User avatar #336 - mrevitcartta (05/10/2014) [-]
Yeah but the seemingly endless stream of cute foreign tourists girls help.
User avatar #338 - mrjunebug (05/10/2014) [-]
Yeah. I hate to sound like a fuck, but it's mostly Californians that come here. They drive so reckless and stupid, man. Every Californian I've seen drive always cut me off or they seem like they just barely got their driver's license. Other than that, I see a bunch of European women. Which is okay. I love that European pussy, mang.
User avatar #341 - mrevitcartta (05/10/2014) [-]
I'm terrified to drive in Vegas. Stayed with my brother for a while one summer and these dudes are bumper to bumper non stop.
User avatar #346 - mrjunebug (05/10/2014) [-]
Well, through the strip, yeah. It's always crazy down there. Outside of the casinos and clubs and shit is just a boring hot community full of okay-not-so-bad drivers.
#142 - There are tons of black frenchmen. 05/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#78 - I was under the impression that it wasn't the caffeine, but th…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Fallout New Vegas: Irony Armor +1
#83 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
I thought it was the sugar.
User avatar #96 - Crusader (05/09/2014) [-]
No, it's the caffeine.


Sugar may do it, but Caffeine is the main offender, hence why coffee can also dehydrate you.
#18 - The one about his birth is true. Except it wasn't "many r… 05/08/2014 on Facts about Admin! 0
#22 - I was under the impression that ducks didn't have penis's or v… 05/08/2014 on Tumblr Comp #2 0
#215 - Ruby was my favorite... 05/08/2014 on Good news everyone! +1
#149 - Comment deleted 05/06/2014 on The Differences Between... 0
#39 - The iPhone one is beyond false. The gold and the rare earth mi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 21 +10
#51 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
possibly. while it's true that gold and other rare materials are used in electronics, they're used in ridiculously low amounts, such as a very thin coating over a small connector or such.
#52 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
plus, it might be worth noting that this 'fact' probably refers to older models of the iPhone, maybe even the original model, which would account for a lower cost.
#8 - Dare role model. yesssssss 05/04/2014 on Unfortunate Mugshot Shirts 0
#23 - Why won't that bitch just die? 05/04/2014 on Have Some Freedom, Fucker. 0
#27 - Or any babies really. 05/04/2014 on 4chans stance on abortion. 0
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#16 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Smart ass
User avatar #12 - somepervert (03/01/2012) [-]
i didnt mean for your comment to get so many thumbs down:( im sorry:(
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrevitcartta (03/02/2012) [-]
Lol it's alright. It's the FJ bandwagon. Many red thumbs will always follow the first.
User avatar #11 - meloninspector (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, brother! I am your secret santa and here's a funny video you will enjoy <3
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User avatar #10 - alzerz (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello brother! I am your secret santa. :D Here's a funny video i hope you'll enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcWJ79yUy3U
Happy Holidays :)
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User avatar #6 to #5 - mrevitcartta (12/15/2011) [-]
Who did?
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#4 - TurkDragon (12/15/2011) [-]
still not as gay as twilight...
User avatar #7 to #3 - mrevitcartta (12/15/2011) [-]
Explain?
#1 - carlospuyol (10/19/2011) [-]
I see you're new here. I'm an experienced user - if you have any questions about anything, let me know!
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