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#605 - If I was dating a girl and her real BF just comes back from wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on War feels +4
#608 - icannotusecaps (04/30/2014) [-]
"...Let me just go to my car for a second..."
#150 - I absolutely love Pornhub. ******* king troll and… 04/30/2014 on This Is Real +3
#51 - Delivery Driver. It's the only way i'm making it. The tips are…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on good sportsmanship 0
User avatar #52 - fightexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear. I'll have a BS in electrical engineering in December. After that I'll be sitting pretty. Getting through those classes was tough as hell and damn near killed me at times haha
#45 - White. Same situation. Finished highschool and moved with my g…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2014 on good sportsmanship 0
User avatar #46 - fightexplain (04/29/2014) [-]
Yep. I feel the pain. If I can get back to cutting range of lightweight (had a few tournaments at feather but that's not sustainable for me) I'd like to do some legit amateur stuff with 6 months of dedicated striking work. What're you doing for a night job? You can always hunt for a new one with better hours. Wouldn't hurt to try
User avatar #51 - mrevitcartta (04/30/2014) [-]
Delivery Driver. It's the only way i'm making it. The tips are what is keeping me floating.
User avatar #52 - fightexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear. I'll have a BS in electrical engineering in December. After that I'll be sitting pretty. Getting through those classes was tough as hell and damn near killed me at times haha
#40 - Excellent! What belt are you?  [+] (10 new replies) 04/29/2014 on good sportsmanship 0
User avatar #41 - fightexplain (04/29/2014) [-]
Just got my blue. But I was a white belt for effing ever. Kept moving around for school and internships I was never at the same gym more than 3 or 4 months. 3 year white belt, not the most consistent training but new places I'd go to felt like I was trolling them towards the end. Most just laughed, but a few places get pissed when a new white belt shows up and pays a mat fee for a week, then holds his own or beats every blue there and a few purples. Whatever

Close to graduating so I can actually be steady somewhere and looking forward to that. Gotta get back in shape tho. What belt are you good sir?
User avatar #45 - mrevitcartta (04/29/2014) [-]
White. Same situation. Finished highschool and moved with my girlfriend for college and now i'm not even going to college and just working night jobs to pay the bills so I can't train. I really want to be an MMA fighter but all the gyms in my town train between 5-9 so I can't even go. Very frustrating.
User avatar #46 - fightexplain (04/29/2014) [-]
Yep. I feel the pain. If I can get back to cutting range of lightweight (had a few tournaments at feather but that's not sustainable for me) I'd like to do some legit amateur stuff with 6 months of dedicated striking work. What're you doing for a night job? You can always hunt for a new one with better hours. Wouldn't hurt to try
User avatar #51 - mrevitcartta (04/30/2014) [-]
Delivery Driver. It's the only way i'm making it. The tips are what is keeping me floating.
User avatar #52 - fightexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear. I'll have a BS in electrical engineering in December. After that I'll be sitting pretty. Getting through those classes was tough as hell and damn near killed me at times haha
#44 - caecus (04/29/2014) [-]
Goddamn, you've made me miss training. Unfortunately with my work schedule I can't go back to the Studio.
User avatar #47 - fightexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah. When I'm at college I can't even legit train. There's just a grappling club with a purple, who although highly technical is only 120 pounds so he makes a good teacher, not so much training opponent, and a bunch of utter noobs. I still go and show what I know and do some 1 on 1 stuff with the purple. Then get to work poor areas of my game against the new guys but I'm going to be in for a rough awakening when I get back to tougher competition.
#48 - caecus (04/30/2014) [-]
I've been completely out of training for about a year and a half. I got a little bored with where I was, and now I'm working when training is going. :/ When I go back, I'll probably have a lot of catching up to do which suuuuucks.
User avatar #49 - fightexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
When I go back, I'm hoping to find a place to actually work my hands as well. People talk about having a boxing or wrestling or traditional martial arts base. I played hockey and football through highschool and early college. From the bit of muay thai I've done, I should have decent power if I can actually put in the hours and get the technique there. Plus the Bjj I trust my guard (possibly too much) and have no issues with getting taken down over committing.
#54 - caecus (04/30/2014) [-]
Niice. I worked with Martial arts for about 9 years. Even after the time away I still have decent technique and power. Hopefully when I go back I'll be able to refine it further. And maybe get back into competing. Muoy thai is great for learning how to use backup mass for power, I incorporated a little muoy thai into my own style. Broke the bracket holding one of the punching bags in our studio. If you can work Muoy Thai into the technique you get there, you'll be a force to be reckoned with.
#29 - More MMA related fun times.  [+] (13 new replies) 04/29/2014 on good sportsmanship +18
#37 - fapcat (04/29/2014) [-]
porn edits i guess its porn
#34 - fightexplain (04/29/2014) [-]
Damn I fucking love how bored he looks. It's like when a whitebelt has your arm and you're hoping they paid attention and manage to get the thumb the right direction but they don't and then you let yourself out of it to teach them, and hope they do better next time you gift them something as a test.

Gif unrelated. Just beautiful. Shame it didn't work for the finish.
User avatar #40 - mrevitcartta (04/29/2014) [-]
Excellent! What belt are you?
User avatar #41 - fightexplain (04/29/2014) [-]
Just got my blue. But I was a white belt for effing ever. Kept moving around for school and internships I was never at the same gym more than 3 or 4 months. 3 year white belt, not the most consistent training but new places I'd go to felt like I was trolling them towards the end. Most just laughed, but a few places get pissed when a new white belt shows up and pays a mat fee for a week, then holds his own or beats every blue there and a few purples. Whatever

Close to graduating so I can actually be steady somewhere and looking forward to that. Gotta get back in shape tho. What belt are you good sir?
User avatar #45 - mrevitcartta (04/29/2014) [-]
White. Same situation. Finished highschool and moved with my girlfriend for college and now i'm not even going to college and just working night jobs to pay the bills so I can't train. I really want to be an MMA fighter but all the gyms in my town train between 5-9 so I can't even go. Very frustrating.
User avatar #46 - fightexplain (04/29/2014) [-]
Yep. I feel the pain. If I can get back to cutting range of lightweight (had a few tournaments at feather but that's not sustainable for me) I'd like to do some legit amateur stuff with 6 months of dedicated striking work. What're you doing for a night job? You can always hunt for a new one with better hours. Wouldn't hurt to try
User avatar #51 - mrevitcartta (04/30/2014) [-]
Delivery Driver. It's the only way i'm making it. The tips are what is keeping me floating.
User avatar #52 - fightexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear. I'll have a BS in electrical engineering in December. After that I'll be sitting pretty. Getting through those classes was tough as hell and damn near killed me at times haha
#44 - caecus (04/29/2014) [-]
Goddamn, you've made me miss training. Unfortunately with my work schedule I can't go back to the Studio.
User avatar #47 - fightexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah. When I'm at college I can't even legit train. There's just a grappling club with a purple, who although highly technical is only 120 pounds so he makes a good teacher, not so much training opponent, and a bunch of utter noobs. I still go and show what I know and do some 1 on 1 stuff with the purple. Then get to work poor areas of my game against the new guys but I'm going to be in for a rough awakening when I get back to tougher competition.
#48 - caecus (04/30/2014) [-]
I've been completely out of training for about a year and a half. I got a little bored with where I was, and now I'm working when training is going. :/ When I go back, I'll probably have a lot of catching up to do which suuuuucks.
User avatar #49 - fightexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
When I go back, I'm hoping to find a place to actually work my hands as well. People talk about having a boxing or wrestling or traditional martial arts base. I played hockey and football through highschool and early college. From the bit of muay thai I've done, I should have decent power if I can actually put in the hours and get the technique there. Plus the Bjj I trust my guard (possibly too much) and have no issues with getting taken down over committing.
#54 - caecus (04/30/2014) [-]
Niice. I worked with Martial arts for about 9 years. Even after the time away I still have decent technique and power. Hopefully when I go back I'll be able to refine it further. And maybe get back into competing. Muoy thai is great for learning how to use backup mass for power, I incorporated a little muoy thai into my own style. Broke the bracket holding one of the punching bags in our studio. If you can work Muoy Thai into the technique you get there, you'll be a force to be reckoned with.
#95 - Dude on the right looks like Peele from Key and Peele 04/29/2014 on Weird Kids Comp. 0
#24 - A man is lying in the streets someone has chopped off his head…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Flight Of The Conchords +2
User avatar #30 - mikoli (04/29/2014) [-]
mmmmmmmm, turns out he's dead
#71 - How can I find it? Google "Another anime" and it's j…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Hmm..delicious 0
User avatar #78 - garaichu (04/28/2014) [-]
I got it by searching both "Another" and "Another anime".

myanimelist.net/anime/11111/Another
#37 - Was this by the same people that did Danny Phantom? 04/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#82 - Best thing i've read all day 04/27/2014 on A man.. A legend +4
#141 - I was flipping through a playboy a while back I like the… 04/27/2014 on Random Fact Comp 4 +2
#9 - If my GF and I break up, i'm going to do this.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Viva il Papa +2
User avatar #17 - dmxking (04/27/2014) [-]
That's the spirit.
#39 - That's the best analogy i've heard all day. 04/26/2014 on Blissfull Ignorance 0
#29 - Picture 04/26/2014 on Cocka doodle doo, the cow... +1
#98 - Picture 04/21/2014 on Sen..pai... +8
#19 - Semen with a z instead of s  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Squidward +2
User avatar #21 - vortexrain (04/11/2014) [-]
I imagined it with an 'eh' sound. Glad I asked.
#10 - I just get that awful feeling like what if they all got tangle… 04/11/2014 on Jumping off the bridge +1
#17 - Isn't gas usually priced to the third decimal place? In my tow…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Omg 0
#23 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
Never heard of that only goes to the second decimal over here
#15 - How did he do the stamp one? First it's a styrofome box then i…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Awesome Life Hacks 0
User avatar #19 - articulate (04/11/2014) [-]
Beats me man. Some harry potter shit going on.
User avatar #16 - theantihipster (04/11/2014) [-]
The whole piece of styrofoam is painted, but is lying on a white surface. Fooled me too.
#1834 - I definitely still have feelings for Girl A and I don't want t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#2198 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
Do you want advice?
#1782 - Love isn't all fairy tale generic like how you think. It's com… 04/11/2014 on Secrets -1
#1762 - Definitely tell you friend you took it and apologize. I had a …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
User avatar #1767 - pwnigator (04/11/2014) [-]
Holy shit, how are you guys all so considerate? Anyway, I'm planning on doing so but I need to save some money first. I want to give them the money first, and then apologize.
#1746 - I get the same feeling too. Then when they gradually stop talk…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +2
User avatar #2965 - nuaden (04/12/2014) [-]
It feels like I'm the back up person to talk to. It's not a fun feeling at all, to be honest the shit hurts more than when I was bullied. But I endured it because she was nice to me, and I've always been this way. If someone is nice to me I'll put up with hell, even if it's that person who's giving it to me just so I can talk with them.
#1723 - Pt. 2 cont. We keep up this pseudo-oblivious overl…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1822 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
Better advice if you want it; I was the first replier, but it might not be good advice. It's up to you. Sometimes it's good to think about what you're worried about. I recommend that you think about how you will live and feel in the future if you continue or change your actions.
User avatar #1834 - mrevitcartta (04/11/2014) [-]
I definitely still have feelings for Girl A and I don't want to hurt her. I tried to kill myself when she dumped me last october. It was pretty crazy. My best friend had this winchester 30/30 and he didn't know how to take care of it so it got all rusty so my older brother cleaned it when he intended to buy it from my friend. I had the gun and was going to blow my brains out. Girl B called the cops to stop me and when they were all trying to talk me out of it I pulled the trigger but my older brother can't clean guns for shit so it didn't fire and then these county sheriffs tackled me. I was taken to our towns hospital and then taken to the nearest city's mental hospital where I stayed for a while. Now I have crippled medical bills that I can't pay and resent Girl B for doing what she did. Like she saved my life and then removed herself from it. Sometimes I don't want to live anymore because of the bills I will never pay off and the situations at hand.
#2198 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
Do you want advice?
#1799 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
*Spoiler* "if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second."
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User avatar #14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Smart ass
User avatar #12 - somepervert (03/01/2012) [-]
i didnt mean for your comment to get so many thumbs down:( im sorry:(
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrevitcartta (03/02/2012) [-]
Lol it's alright. It's the FJ bandwagon. Many red thumbs will always follow the first.
User avatar #11 - meloninspector (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, brother! I am your secret santa and here's a funny video you will enjoy <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts&feature=related
User avatar #10 - alzerz (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello brother! I am your secret santa. :D Here's a funny video i hope you'll enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcWJ79yUy3U
Happy Holidays :)
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Who did?
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#4 - TurkDragon (12/15/2011) [-]
still not as gay as twilight...
User avatar #7 to #3 - mrevitcartta (12/15/2011) [-]
Explain?
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I see you're new here. I'm an experienced user - if you have any questions about anything, let me know!
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