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Date Signed Up:10/08/2011
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    The Conch has Spoken! The Conch has Spoken!
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    Highschool reunions rule! Highschool reunions rule!
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#28 - The worst that ever happened to me was during my first job as … 7 hours ago on A prestigious field 0
#49 - I really hope you aren't implying that we shouldn't have laws …  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Injecting 420 Marijuanas +1
User avatar #73 - lean (18 hours ago) [-]
There are different classifications of laws. If you want to stick a needle in your arm- go for it. where it becomes wrong morally is if you want to stick one in my arm. Prohibiting the sale and possession of drugs is purely a scare/ control tactic. They believe that fear of being caught is enough to dissuade people from trying drugs. Not true. On top of that, drug laws almost unilaterally affect the poor much harder than people of means. How often do you hear of celebrities, even those outspoken against drug laws, getting caught/ punished/ imprisoned?

Anyway- some laws are in place to protect others' rights, and some laws are in place to control yours. Plus it is a double standard that I can go to a bar and drain my bank account every day until I die of liver failure, but I can't bump a line off a stripper's ass in my own home.
#46 - Snoop did an interview on SiriusXM Backspin and they were talk… 19 hours ago on Injecting 420 Marijuanas +2
#19 - Worse than unsolicited dick pics? Imagine waking up one mornin…  [+] (26 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Tumblr comp 11 +5
User avatar #39 - twofreegerbils (03/02/2015) [-]
Show me EXACTLY where it says that the little girl got the pictures without ever asking for them. Just spontaneously.

I'll wait.

What that girl is doing is distributing child pornography.
User avatar #88 - therealfell (21 hours ago) [-]
no actually, he's distributing child pornography. the guys who send them to her. and sending porn to a minor.
and she's just threatening to get their asses in trouble by forwarding it to the family, meaning to parents. getting him in assloads of trouble.
#52 - broorb (23 hours ago) [-]
not to mention it is them distributing pornography of themselves, and she is sending it back to their families
#79 - anonexplains (21 hours ago) [-]
She's mass distributing it. Sure they sent it to her, but spreading it is illegal as fuck
User avatar #82 - therealfell (21 hours ago) [-]
she's not mass distributing jackshit
she's threatening to send it to his family
get your facts straight moron
#50 - broorb (23 hours ago) [-]
Are you being naive on purpose? Are you seriously gonna deny the fact that there are guys out there who send unsolicited dick pics? It literally happens

all

the fucking

time
User avatar #116 - twofreegerbils (18 hours ago) [-]
>Are you seriously gonna deny the fact that there are guys out there who send unsolicited dick pics?
Show me EXACTLY where I said that.

This is my new favorite game.
#118 - broorb (18 hours ago) [-]
"Show me EXACTLY where it says that the little girl got the pictures without ever asking for them"

as in, some guys don't need an invitation
User avatar #119 - twofreegerbils (18 hours ago) [-]
Some guys don't, but there is literally zero evidence to suggest that the little sister didn't ask for each and every one of those dick pics.

You can't prove it either way. You're just assuming.
#120 - broorb (18 hours ago) [-]
There's zero evidence to say she asked for them, too, but you're penalising her anyway.
User avatar #121 - twofreegerbils (18 hours ago) [-]
Regardless of whether or not she asked for the photos, she's still committing multiple felonies.
#122 - broorb (18 hours ago) [-]
She literally isn't. There's no felony in passing on a voluntarily auto-distributed naked photo
User avatar #123 - twofreegerbils (18 hours ago) [-]
Lol. Yes there is. Possession of child pornography.

Do you know anything?
User avatar #129 - therealfell (17 hours ago) [-]
possession of child pornography
sent to her when she never asked for it
broorb we're dealing with a genius here. we best not argue his logic.
User avatar #130 - twofreegerbils (17 hours ago) [-]
>sent to her when she never asked for it
You fucking assume this with ABSOLUTELY ZERO PROOF.

And even if she didn't ask for it, the fact that she is KEEPING it and cataloging it IS A FELONY.

And even if it wasn't, EXTORTION IS.
User avatar #131 - therealfell (17 hours ago) [-]
and you assume the exact opposite with absolutely 0 proof
you are not as intelligent as you (quite obviously) think you are
you're not even acknowledging the fact that what he did was far worse
User avatar #132 - twofreegerbils (17 hours ago) [-]
>and you assume the exact opposite with absolutely 0 proof
Irrelevant.
>you are not as intelligent as you (quite obviously) think you are
Irrelevant.
>you're not even acknowledging the fact that what he did was far worse
Irrelevant.

Why are you wasting my time? Felonies are felonies, no matter the justification or whether or not they are deserved.
User avatar #133 - therealfell (17 hours ago) [-]
of course, it's ALL irrelevant right
all of it
throw the girl (child) in jail for doing what children do.
ignore the actions of the boy because boys will be boys
in fact, you're wasting your own time
you chose to reply to me
you chose to keep replying
you have a way of blaming the wrong people, don't you
User avatar #134 - twofreegerbils (17 hours ago) [-]
>throw the girl (child) in jail for doing what children do.
What the children do? What's that? Keep nude pictures of her and use them to extort her?

I don't remember reading anything about that. Maybe you know more about this situation than I do?

If you commit a felony then you will go to jail for a felony if you're prosecuted. IT IS COMPLETELY. ABSOLUTELY. UNEQUIVOCALLY. IRRELEVANT whether or not the boys were committing a felony by sending her the pictures in the first place, SOLICITED OR UNSOLICITED. IRRELEVANT.

She independently chose to keep them and catalog them (possession of child pornography), send them to other people (distribution of child pornography), and use them as blackmail to get other boys to do what she wants (extortion).

Get it in your head, you fucking degenerate. And learn how to communicate, you type like you're 11 years old.
User avatar #135 - therealfell (17 hours ago) [-]
to be quite honest, I don't see how keeping a text sent to you would be considered a felony
"oh, I was holding onto it as proof that HE sent it to ME without me asking for it"
there. bam. not illegal.
she didn't send them to other people in the sense that she was sending them to her friends and shit. she literally just sent them to the guy's family. to show them what he's done. not so illegal. he's the one distributing child pornography.
it doesn't matter if it's his dick, he's committing a crime.
User avatar #136 - twofreegerbils (17 hours ago) [-]
>it doesn't matter if it's his dick, he's committing a crime.
Still irrelevant.

I love how you continue to conveniently ignore the fact that she is extorting her peers, which is still illegal, even if nothing else she did regarding child pornography is illegal.

>to be quite honest, I don't see how keeping a text sent to you would be considered a felony
It wouldn't be, but it sounds to me like she is saving these photos or keeping them secure somehow. Also cataloged with the name of the sender, somehow. If this was not the case, then that would mean she has 70+ open text conversations on her phone. Plus, the pictures will automatically delete after a certain period of time on most phones.

There is a possibility that could be the case, but I see it as highly unlikely. It can't be proven either way.

But on the much more likely scenario where she is saving the pictures, then it is possession of child pornography. For example. If someone sends you an email with CP in it, you have done nothing wrong. Until you save the CP to your hard drive to keep.

But, lets say she didn't save the pictures. She's still committing extortion. And you are still ignoring this fact.
#124 - broorb (18 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #125 - twofreegerbils (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh. Is this what you're supposed to do when you realized you said something fucking retarded? Post pictures of chimpanzees?

Possession of child pornography. Distribution of child pornography. EXTORTION.

You are fucking dumb.
#126 - broorb (18 hours ago) [-]
A+
#21 - helgheimftw (03/02/2015) [-]
Well blackmailing is not okay
User avatar #29 - therealfell (03/02/2015) [-]
neither is sending pictures of your dick to people who don't want them
would it be different if the guy went out and flashed people in public?
I mean, same thing basically.
#17 - I dont get the papa smurf one.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Tumblr comp 11 +10
#34 - theuglypanda (03/02/2015) [-]
Oh that's so good, Daddy! Oh yes!
#96 - hongkonglongdong (20 hours ago) [-]
I don't see the difference between that and papa, though.
#128 - People acknowledge Frank Zappa is a twat though. A cool twat, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Mahatma Gandhi (OC) 0
#257 - trinidad (13 hours ago) [-]
hes the best twat
#106 - Just as scary: Home with company and the toilet seats warm. 03/02/2015 on Short horror stories +1
#16 - I never followed Dragon Ball or anything about it, I want to w…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Dragon Ball Comp: Goku 0
#25 - racoonking (02/28/2015) [-]
adding on to this, are there any important (preferably canon because there are a fuckton) movies that should be watched along with the series that actually add to the story in a meaningful way? Or specials or anything like that?
User avatar #32 - aggronlover (03/02/2015) [-]
Other than the manga canonical Battle of Gods, the only movies that can be placed in the timeline are the first Cooler movie, the first Broly movie and the Bojack movie. These don't outright contradict the manga and could be considered canon to the anime series alone In fact, one Daishenzuu issue considered Cooler's movie Canon . They are an enjoyable watch, so give it a try
#30 - anonexplains (02/28/2015) [-]
most of the movies are like filler that have no real placement in the DBZ timeline
#21 - chlorroform (02/28/2015) [-]
Dragon Ball then Dragon Ball Z, do not for the love of god watch Dragon Ball GT.
User avatar #20 - lupislord (02/28/2015) [-]
The original
Then Z
there's also GT which comes after Z, but you didn't hear that from me
User avatar #17 - poutinesalad (02/28/2015) [-]
Dragonball, then dragonball Z, then (the less enjoyable) dragonball GT.
#187 - Well, I wish I hadnt seen the pony scat one. But to be honest … 02/26/2015 on Cringe Comp 7: Return of... 0
#45 - Where can I watch the anime?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on When people call Anime... 0

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User avatar #14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Smart ass
User avatar #12 - somepervert (03/01/2012) [-]
i didnt mean for your comment to get so many thumbs down:( im sorry:(
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrevitcartta (03/02/2012) [-]
Lol it's alright. It's the FJ bandwagon. Many red thumbs will always follow the first.
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Who did?
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User avatar #4 - TurkDragon (12/15/2011) [-]
still not as gay as twilight...
User avatar #7 to #3 - mrevitcartta (12/15/2011) [-]
Explain?
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