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mrestachio

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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#185 - Doesn't explain how he switched the 2nd arm on one side to the… 04/30/2015 on completion 0
#235 - You have my thanks! 04/14/2015 on Mark Twain 0
#43 - Yo, from which Louis CK show is this? Title or link great…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Mark Twain +3
#58 - klanwarz (04/13/2015) [-]
#235 - mrestachio (04/14/2015) [-]
You have my thanks!
#11 - So that would mean swapping your plugs everytime you wanna eat… 04/09/2015 on "Hi, I'm Here For The Job... +6
#9 - How the **** does he eat? Is all of it visibily bei…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2015 on "Hi, I'm Here For The Job... +7
User avatar #10 - whatdoyawant (04/09/2015) [-]
im assuming solid plugs would be used.
but these people shouldn't eat and instead die of starvation, something is clearly wrong with'em.
#91 - luluwho (04/11/2015) [-]
I heard the shrinks say self mutilation comes from self hatred and insecurity about your identity and personal worth. Anything to change themselves to fit in with their friends or even just to get away from themselves trying to feel different. It is my personal opinion, however, that tattooing is a great way to cover mastectomy scars or any scar that makes you feel ugly.
User avatar #11 - mrestachio (04/09/2015) [-]
So that would mean swapping your plugs everytime you wanna eat or drink something.. that's fucking retarded man
Ear plugs are okay to a certain extent in my opinion but this shit is just taking it too far
#20 - Comment deleted 02/18/2015 on Kool-Aid Cat +2
#77 - That was one of the ********* attempts at a pun I've se… 01/31/2015 on Serenading the Cattle +3
#178 - Yeah I know downstreams are nothing to **** with, I jus… 01/29/2015 on 'Merica Part 1/2 0
#176 - Apparently so  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on 'Merica Part 1/2 0
User avatar #177 - mrwalkerfour (01/29/2015) [-]
yeah but seriouslly, ever wondered how when drunk teens try to swim across a river, they often get dragged downstream and drown? a person is gotta be at least 60 kilos, way heavier than a small tombstone like that, so rivers really are quite strong
#178 - mrestachio (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah I know downstreams are nothing to fuck with, I just didn't know tombstones were so light actually, sounds stupid I know but I always imagine them as being heavy as hell.
Sounded the same to me like a giant ass rock just washing up on a shore casually.
This comes to show that my weight perception sucks
#165 - How the **** does a headstone ''wash up''? Aren't t…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2015 on 'Merica Part 1/2 0
User avatar #169 - mrwalkerfour (01/29/2015) [-]
rivers be powerful and shit yo
#176 - mrestachio (01/29/2015) [-]
Apparently so
User avatar #177 - mrwalkerfour (01/29/2015) [-]
yeah but seriouslly, ever wondered how when drunk teens try to swim across a river, they often get dragged downstream and drown? a person is gotta be at least 60 kilos, way heavier than a small tombstone like that, so rivers really are quite strong
#178 - mrestachio (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah I know downstreams are nothing to fuck with, I just didn't know tombstones were so light actually, sounds stupid I know but I always imagine them as being heavy as hell.
Sounded the same to me like a giant ass rock just washing up on a shore casually.
This comes to show that my weight perception sucks
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User avatar #3 - tavafanduvill ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - mrestachio (11/13/2013) [-]
Do you thank every thumber individually? 0_0
User avatar #5 to #4 - tavafanduvill ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Only the first few. They are the great people who go through the **** hole called newest uploads and decide what will be on the front page tomorrow.
User avatar #6 to #5 - mrestachio (11/13/2013) [-]
Hmm alright! I'm glad my daily journey through endless videos and extremely un-funny **** brings people joy, and the fact that someone actually thanks me for that is nice as well, I think we've done each other a favor.
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#1 - Cainamogel (10/19/2011) [-]
Bam, first profile comment...woot woot!
Bam, first profile comment...woot woot!
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