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|#58 - nah, your body is naturally buoyant with even a small amount o… [+] (3 new replies)||03/18/2015 on when you balls deep||+1|
|#14 - shake it......... SHAKE IT!!!!!!||03/14/2015 on Density Tower||+2|
|#213 - no but really thank you||03/07/2015 on Murder riddles||+1|
|#20 - firstly, iced tea exists as a drink without ice you clever lit… [+] (3 new replies)||03/07/2015 on Murder riddles||+20|
#250 - Absolute Madman (03/07/2015) [-]
Valid points, dear sir.
|#35 - this is how i explain it when people ask. Moral of the st… [+] (1 new reply)||02/25/2015 on PC glorious race||+10|
|#94 - fear not, it's actually quite the opposite! most people think …||02/25/2015 on What would you say to yourself||+2|
|#66 - they also have an app for this now. BUUUUTTT the woman maintai… [+] (5 new replies)||02/13/2015 on What the world is coming to||+61|
#175 - DJstar (02/13/2015) [-]
yea but if a woman withdraws from sex but the male keeps going, then he getting 5-10 in state.
if a man withdraws form a woman and she keeps going then the police looks at him and thinks "is this nigga serious?"
It'd funny how women demand power, respect, and equality but still wants us to treat them like the fragile, weak and docile creatures they wwere years ago.
#194 - Absolute Madman (02/13/2015) [-]
so you stop when she says stop... it happened to me once when i was 15 it was kinda embarrassing but you know how could you even wanna keep going after someone said you basically suck in bed?
#359 - Absolute Madman (02/13/2015) [-]
Yeah your over simplifying I actually get turned off when a girl says stop or no, I've even had some that wanted to role play like that and it kills the mood I literally go soft so I'm basically done at that point could keep going if I wanted.
But I've dated crazy girls who have lied about being pregnant to keep me from leaving them and I wouldn't put it passed them to lie about this either for revenge.(I have one that still calls me every day from different numbers and I haven't picked up in over a year, also yes I already know I should probably get a restraining order or something.)
So the problem is what am I suppose to do if she lies about that "Here officer have sex with me and let me prove to you I can't get aroused if your telling me to stop" sounds like the quickest trip to jail I've ever heard of lol.
So Yeah I'd rather have the card.
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