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#35 - this is how i explain it when people ask. Moral of the st…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on PC glorious race +10
#42 - scandalouszander (02/25/2015) [-]
#94 - fear not, it's actually quite the opposite! most people think … 02/25/2015 on What would you say to yourself +2
#66 - they also have an app for this now. BUUUUTTT the woman maintai…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2015 on What the world is coming to +61
User avatar #110 - popcornqueen (02/13/2015) [-]
So does the guy, but either one can say "hey, no, I've decided I don't like this."
User avatar #175 - DJstar (02/13/2015) [-]
yea but if a woman withdraws from sex but the male keeps going, then he getting 5-10 in state.

if a man withdraws form a woman and she keeps going then the police looks at him and thinks "is this nigga serious?"

It'd funny how women demand power, respect, and equality but still wants us to treat them like the fragile, weak and docile creatures they wwere years ago.
#194 - anonexplains (02/13/2015) [-]
so you stop when she says stop... it happened to me once when i was 15 it was kinda embarrassing but you know how could you even wanna keep going after someone said you basically suck in bed?
#359 - anonexplains (02/13/2015) [-]
Yeah your over simplifying I actually get turned off when a girl says stop or no, I've even had some that wanted to role play like that and it kills the mood I literally go soft so I'm basically done at that point could keep going if I wanted.

But I've dated crazy girls who have lied about being pregnant to keep me from leaving them and I wouldn't put it passed them to lie about this either for revenge.(I have one that still calls me every day from different numbers and I haven't picked up in over a year, also yes I already know I should probably get a restraining order or something.)

So the problem is what am I suppose to do if she lies about that "Here officer have sex with me and let me prove to you I can't get aroused if your telling me to stop" sounds like the quickest trip to jail I've ever heard of lol.

So Yeah I'd rather have the card.
User avatar #197 - DJstar (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm not saying you shouldn't stop (btw bro, sorry man. she was a slut anyway) that's pretty much rape. but it's retarded that male on female rape is generally laughed upon unless the woman is an adult and the male is a minor.
#29 - it also tastes gross not a big coffee fan, but they had … 01/29/2015 on CAFFEINE 0
#33 - i really hope that the roids guy's name was marco or mark or s… 01/29/2015 on Anyone up to play Marco... 0
#23 - "A Neil" pffftt hahahaha 01/28/2015 on Tinfoil hats at the ready -2
#26 - and naturally also this 01/13/2015 on only 1690's kids remember this +1
#25 - Reminded me of this  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on only 1690's kids remember this 0
#26 - mrcollings (01/13/2015) [-]
and naturally also this www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2mAs5pnA34 Dream of the 1890s
#24 - Comment deleted 01/13/2015 on only 1690's kids remember this 0
#747 - meh, I've been here since the green days (didn't have an accou… 01/09/2015 on looking for a mod or two 0
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#1 - bann ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
In response to the Fairly odd parents things, that was aaaaalllll me lol
#2 to #1 - mrcollings (10/03/2013) [-]
haha thats so funny that i saw your post about the post...
#3 to #2 - bann ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
The moment was too perfect not too take advantage of...it was worth all the blue and ranks I had. If you ever see an opportunity to do something great, go for it.
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