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Date Signed Up:12/12/2011
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#15 - Because thats how it works in real life. 09/30/2013 on Getting Hairy Potter +8
#34 - My porn is pretty dirty :s Got stuck in a raining sa… 09/20/2013 on Nope Nope Noipe +1
#21 - ...Why are people asking for the source... its RIGHT THERE.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on normal day in anime +6
#85 - jackmcbutts (08/29/2013) [-]
The best part about this comment is that there are more favs than thumbs
#680 - RIP SPC Salazar, SSGT Hennigan, SPC Horsley. Stupid … 08/23/2013 on Justgirlythings: feels edition +1
#213 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on 50 Shades of Bieber 0
#233 - ireallylikepotatoe Comment deleted by mralice
#94 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on I'm not even sorry +2
User avatar #125 - lateaxis (07/31/2013) [-]
I think about this sometimes and just start grinning like a dope.
#158 - Sure... so are the related articles...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on Steam Summer Sales Conspiracy 0
User avatar #222 - trolololer (07/20/2013) [-]
Listen, I found this, it's a credible source, they LITERALLY QUOTED THE GUY SAYING IT, so you can just google "half life 3 news" or "half life 3 movie" and find this for yourself. Your imperative.
#61 - Picture 07/17/2013 on Skype sucks +14
#182 - Yes... but... Im the type of person that freaked when a toothl… 07/16/2013 on Game over nature 0
#43 - She reacted pretty calmly for a snake clamping down on her tit…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Game over nature +4
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/16/2013) [-]
Python bites (when they're that size) Don't actually hurt that much. I mean it hurts, but it's not something to lose your shit over.

The best thing I can compare it to is if a cat hooks it's claws into you a little bit. It's like, owyousonofafuck ugh but you get over it pretty soon after you get them off.
User avatar #182 - mralice (07/16/2013) [-]
Yes... but... Im the type of person that freaked when a toothless lizard that I had caught bit onto my finger when I was a kid.

Absolutely zero pain, but the suddenness was enough to make me jump in freight xD
#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/16/2013) [-]
Shit, boa*. That's a boa i nthe video.
#18 - O_o The pixel. 07/07/2013 on DJ 4DM1N loves that pixel +2
#113 - What if.... green to you... was different to everyone else. I …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2013 on im a potato? +1
#168 - triggathepirate (07/07/2013) [-]
Ey man we can fuck and find out.
User avatar #123 - whiteblob (07/06/2013) [-]
We do see the same colors cause our eyes usually function the same.
User avatar #114 - fpsnoob (07/06/2013) [-]
I've thought about this many times. It could be that all people actually like the same color, tastes and sounds. It's just their brains perceive them differently so we end up thinking we like different things.
#112 - Comment deleted 07/06/2013 on im a potato? 0
#111 - Assuming you mean spinning, and not orbiting... Newto…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on science +17
User avatar #251 - zigap (07/05/2013) [-]
Physics gets a lot more fucked up if stuff is rotating.

Plus, you calculated the force that would be required to stop the earth from accelerating, not stoping it.
#243 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/05/2013) [-]
Almost.
This problem requires rotational mechanics, i.e. mass is replaced with moment of inertia, force by moment and momentum but angular momentum. Besides, stopping linear movement by applying a force also requires time.
But to the question at point:
Earth's mass: me=5,97e24 kg
Earth's radius: R=6,38e6 m
Moment of inertia: K=(2/5)*M
e*R^2=9,72e37 kgm^2 AeB means A*10^B Now we need the moment, which is force F multiplied by R: M=F*R (note: M=/=m_e)
BUT: in relation to Newton's 2nd: M=dL/dt, in which dL=change of angular momentum L; dt=change of time. Angular momentum L=w*K, in which w=2*pi*f and f is Earth's spinning frequency (once every 24h)-> w=pi/43200 1/s
We get F*R=dL/dt -> F=dL/(r*dt) dL=-9,72e37*(pi/42300) 1/s =-7,07e33 We can forget the minus sign since we aren't calculating vectors. Let's make an assumption: we want to stop Earth in exactly 1 second -> dt=1s -> F=7,07e33/6,78e6=1,043e27 Newtons for 1 second at the equator stops the Earth's spinning.

Physics undergrad out.
#25 - I didnt know this was a thing...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Luigi is best Mario Bro. +7
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/04/2013) [-]
I think the second two might be the same cat.
#248 - Now... if they just werent so expensive I got lucky wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on twamblr 0
User avatar #250 - raynagrimm (07/03/2013) [-]
i remember seeing a tailstrecher in the flops that was barney the dinosaur colored in the flops once. i had a good chuckle
#296 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on Which is worse +4
User avatar #322 - chuckbillrow (07/03/2013) [-]
there are two words in the English language that are rarely spoken outside of the internet becasue they are considered to be to offensive one starts with an N the other a C and we could conclusively determine which is worse by asking black women
#173 - They would also have to explain how they know that it must be …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2013 on twamblr +3
User avatar #180 - settlwlvs (07/03/2013) [-]
...who ever mentioned it being a flop or defective?
#174 - luthervonappledorf (07/03/2013) [-]
I didn't even know 'flop-defective' was a thing.
#33 - GOD DAMN IT 06/30/2013 on Glory Hole +6
#30 - Picture 06/30/2013 on Dont know what you got til... 0
#294 - That would be a milliard. Some people would call…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Repost , but it's been a while -1
User avatar #297 - cleverguy (06/30/2013) [-]
thanks for explaining that to me
User avatar #296 - cleverguy (06/30/2013) [-]
huh, learn something new every day
#22 - Comment deleted  [+] (25 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Click! -8
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
So much butthurt, lookit those thumbs
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
Underage porn? And even in SFW? Boy, you must really want a new account.
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
well she is 14 and im only 15 maybe i can fap to this then again the last of us is in the futer witch woulld make me when shes 14 so damn i dont know what to do
User avatar #55 - Mortuus (06/30/2013) [-]
What?
#23 - weetikveel (06/30/2013) [-]
#71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
(judges internally)
User avatar #67 - bobburrito (06/30/2013) [-]
[judging internally]*
User avatar #33 - jimbobji (06/30/2013) [-]
what did it say?
#37 - weetikveel (06/30/2013) [-]
He posted Rule 34 of The Last Of Us
User avatar #38 - jimbobji (06/30/2013) [-]
Of... Joel? There's no such thing as Ellie R34, there's no such thing as Ellie R34..
User avatar #64 - benjamino (06/30/2013) [-]
>No such thing as.
>R34.

Choose one.
Do people not even remember what R34 means anymore, do they think it is just a 3 letter code for porn or something?
#39 - weetikveel (06/30/2013) [-]
...It was Ellie R34
#40 - jimbobji (06/30/2013) [-]
you and your jokes, so fahnie.


My tears are flowing
#43 - weetikveel (06/30/2013) [-]
Atleast you didn't see it

The horror
#45 - jimbobji (06/30/2013) [-]
Stop lying, it's not funny anymore
#46 - weetikveel (06/30/2013) [-]
It never was funny to begin with
#47 - jimbobji (06/30/2013) [-]
It's not. It will never be
#48 - weetikveel (06/30/2013) [-]
#49 - jimbobji (06/30/2013) [-]
#50 - weetikveel (06/30/2013) [-]
shhh remember the happy times
#70 - sharklasers (06/30/2013) [-]
I stumbled upon r34 of ellie and joel, Joel is like 50 and Ellie is 14 what the fuck?
#111 - weetikveel (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly. If you play the game, you will love them. But , you know, not in THAT kind of way
#116 - sharklasers (06/30/2013) [-]
Your image made me feel.

(SPOILER FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT GOTTEN PAST THE HENRY AND SAM SEGMENT)

I fuckin cried when henry and sam died. Shit Ellie was so happy with sam. When you played as Ellie when fighting the Hunters in Lakeside I was like "OH SHIT IS JOEL KILL"
#133 - weetikveel (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah that was the best part. Playing as Ellie, killing people unnoticed with a bow and then hear her saying things like "motherfucker!" or piece of shit!". Fucking love this game. Started playing this for the second time just now.
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#285 - It depends on where you live I suppose. The "American… 06/30/2013 on Repost , but it's been a while 0
#278 - Their way makes more sense if you think about it. The…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Repost , but it's been a while 0
User avatar #291 - cleverguy (06/30/2013) [-]
so what do you call 1,000,000,000? that would be between one million and one billion in your system
User avatar #294 - mralice (06/30/2013) [-]
That would be a milliard.


Some people would call it "One thousand million" because
1,000 x 1,000,000 = 1,000,000,000
but I've never seen that term used outside of math class.
User avatar #297 - cleverguy (06/30/2013) [-]
thanks for explaining that to me
User avatar #296 - cleverguy (06/30/2013) [-]
huh, learn something new every day
#275 - The other guy is a ******* idiot, so I'll clear i…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Repost , but it's been a while 0
#284 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
no, there is not million millions in billion in Europe.
Maybe in some dead math system based on metric system it is called like that, but trust me here (I fucking live there) - noone in official documents uses billion to describe what you correctly said. Europe uses same - million billion, trillion etc. system, which is very clear and simple.
#302 - rigamortis (06/30/2013) [-]
I don't know where in Europe you live but In western Europe one "Billion" is represented as 1,000,000,000,000 or 10^12 or 1,000,000^2. Hence the Bi-llion. the prefix being "Million to the power of X"
#285 - mralice (06/30/2013) [-]
It depends on where you live I suppose.
The "American" use of 'billion' originated from french, because it was logical. In this system, billion doesn't mean "million squared" but "second -illion" counting by
thousands.

The "European" method is what is used in Germany.
[I live there too smartass. Italy]
User avatar #277 - cleverguy (06/30/2013) [-]
i never knew we had different names for numbers. thats weird
#278 - mralice (06/30/2013) [-]
Their way makes more sense if you think about it.

The word 'billion' literally means million to the power of two (bi), hence the proper billion is 1 million-million (10^12).

Likewise 'trillion' literally means million to the power of three (tri), hence the proper trillion is 1 million-million-million (10^18).

This allows you to multiply by adding prefixes, eg. billion x trillion = quintillion (2+3=5).

The American system does NOT allow you to do this. The American billion x the American billion = American quintillion (10^9 x 10^9 = 10^18), 2+2 does NOT equal 5. The American billion x the American trillion is 10^9 x 10^12 = 10^21 (= American sextillion), 2+3 does NOT equal 6.

We're all fucked up here in America O_o
Have a picture of a Tinker Toy.
User avatar #291 - cleverguy (06/30/2013) [-]
so what do you call 1,000,000,000? that would be between one million and one billion in your system
User avatar #294 - mralice (06/30/2013) [-]
That would be a milliard.


Some people would call it "One thousand million" because
1,000 x 1,000,000 = 1,000,000,000
but I've never seen that term used outside of math class.
User avatar #297 - cleverguy (06/30/2013) [-]
thanks for explaining that to me
User avatar #296 - cleverguy (06/30/2013) [-]
huh, learn something new every day
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User avatar #12 - mettih (01/17/2013) [-]
Hello sir!
User avatar #9 - thespartanpony (10/13/2012) [-]
Say, that's a mighty fine avatar you got there!
User avatar #10 to #9 - mralice (10/13/2012) [-]
I dunno, I kind of like yours more : / I might change it to yours instead.
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Sadly, that is the full size.
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******* URL.
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