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#22 - "Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 7 +78
User avatar #397 - ljxjlos (02/02/2014) [-]
That´s the thing.
You wouldn´t fuck a woman with hairy legs I wouldn´t either , but she isn´t oblidged to shave - it would open up possibilities like being able to fuck you, but it isn´t an obligation.
That would be like woman who like clean-shaven men saying "Men are obliged to shave"
#45 - isconfuzzled (02/01/2014) [-]
There's a difference between preferring women with shaved legs and thinking women are obligated to shave their legs.
User avatar #49 - thempc (02/01/2014) [-]
if a woman doesn't want to shave her legs, that's fine, it just means she's probably not going to have any more sex
#589 - lillamy (02/03/2014) [-]
Or they're like me, and barely get any hair on their legs in the first place. Plus it irritates the skin a lot to shave for me, so my legs get sore and red and it makes me irritated. So between keeping my legs unshaved and having sex I choose the legs. I can always mastrubate.

Plus; I would prefer a woman with hairy legs than shaved legs, because legs are just nicely shaved for a short time, then they get those short hairs and man that's unattractive and just no.
User avatar #43 - goodcheese (02/01/2014) [-]
so you wouldn't fuck them. what does that have to do with anything? they still don't have an obligation to. it's the idea that these dudes claim that they're nice guys and get fucked over because they're so nice but don't even have the decency to let a person decide what to do with their own body hair.
User avatar #204 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/02/2014) [-]
I've actually met guys who thought women were naturally hairless.
User avatar #29 - tomahawkit (02/01/2014) [-]
the irony here is that that is a picture of Japan's "anti rape leggings"

they work
#436 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
they work in japan were you have b baby smooth outside it open sesaen i want hairy monster these stockens only help to enrage my boner
#452 - GarbageBag (02/02/2014) [-]
#370 - Whats with all the hover-hand photoshops? This kid knows whats up.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 6 +7
#381 - drmrniceguy (02/01/2014) [-]
#379 - kawaiidesudesuu (02/01/2014) [-]
#37 - I heard a voice in my head... wasnt sure, and it e… 01/31/2014 on As a med student... +1
#37 - 30 minutes in... this **** is weird... but Im enjoying … 01/30/2014 on men in a nutshell 0
#186 - I realized I used terrible wording. The main image (not th…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on alright Ukraine, now you're... +1
User avatar #245 - rskamaka (01/28/2014) [-]
So its just a photoshop picture to throw in during riots/chaos. Thanks man!
User avatar #218 - jukuku (01/28/2014) [-]
The image is horribly violent. The police have been documenting torturing a man after having kidnapped him. They've killed people and the protests became violent after the Berkut units attacked them. Yeah, the protesters shouldn't have been doing that but the police in the Ukraine are corrupt as fuck. It's sad to see the violence and I hope they can achieve their goals without anymore violence but this isn't just one side, both sides are off the leash and see the other as just an enemy.
User avatar #224 - berkut (01/28/2014) [-]
I told them to be nice. I'll teach them good manners once they come back, those impolites.
#183 - Comment deleted 01/28/2014 on alright Ukraine, now you're... 0
#184 - Consider for a moment how badly a kid can ruin your life. … 01/28/2014 on Philia 0
#29 - I'm an idiot. I was under the impression this all happened…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Australia man strikes again +2
User avatar #56 - fagnut (01/27/2014) [-]
Looks like ariel winters
#48 - Lintutu (01/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 - fourtwentt (01/27/2014) [-]
Eww she wakes up one eye at a time

would still hit it tho
#72 - If theres grass on the field, play ball. If there isnt, pl… 01/24/2014 on british television 0
#84 - Like this? Because the camera moves, I couldnt make it start … 01/24/2014 on Wavy Seals. +15
#48 - Picture 01/22/2014 on A bunny sitting on a... +2
#88 - "If you want to be a good boyfriend, you just go upstairs… 01/20/2014 on the acorn 0
#119 - Have you ever stayed in a house with 5 kids? Just two drive m… 01/18/2014 on Mothers... +1
#94 - I'm 25 and still call my 3DS a gameboy. Half because its t… 01/18/2014 on now become what you've hated 0
#77 - Picture 01/15/2014 on Mobius pop 0
#78 - "The incident happened during a demonstration against the… 01/14/2014 on Huehuehue 0
#162 - I mean like, buttered and -toasted-. But ya, I can respect th… 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles 0
#154 - Europes fastfood is very different from Americas. I was bl…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles +8
User avatar #368 - hydraetis (01/15/2014) [-]
Food in Europe, Australia and New Zealand, and some parts in Asia almost always tastes far better than the food (even if it's supposed to be the same thing) in North America.
User avatar #395 - wallbuilder (01/25/2014) [-]
Your saying NA burgers taste even worse than ours? Daaaaaamn...
User avatar #216 - jbgotswag (01/14/2014) [-]
i went to mcdanold in france, and it's like harveys in canada
User avatar #158 - luxray (01/14/2014) [-]
We actually do toast our buns, but only slightly, because some people like it and some don't.
If you order no ketchup onions, etc and look at your bun, you will see it's slightly toasted.
Worst thing about tables. Waiting for the buns to drop.
User avatar #162 - mralice (01/14/2014) [-]
I mean like, buttered and -toasted-. But ya, I can respect that.
In europe, its feasible to go on a date and eat at McD's without being considered a cheap fuck.

Then again, a bigmac combo is like, 6,00 € (a little over $8)
#31 - Its stuck in my head now D: **** 01/13/2014 on What a long... Diglett +7
#138 - As good as this guy tho?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Captain Photoshop +11
User avatar #139 - forcequest (01/12/2014) [-]
I dont think so
User avatar #140 - captainrattrap (01/12/2014) [-]
Whoah is that an actual episode of naruto? Wow so Hinata moved on huh?
#28 - People get banned for comments that were front page images the… 01/05/2014 on Bukakke 0
#40 - Comment deleted 01/02/2014 on Your Dirtiest Joke 0
#52 - Niglets are funny stealing for their first time also. 01/02/2014 on 4chan is gud +1
#117 - It bothers me that he is wearing ACU's. Was he ex-military? …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Making a homeless person happy -1
User avatar #159 - doctorprofessornv (12/29/2013) [-]
What they don't tell you is that the VA is actually incredibly backlogged right now due to the ridiculously inefficient bureaucracy that's running it. On a related issue there's a lot of malpractice in VA hospitals also due to bureaucratic inefficiency. There are actually a lot of homeless veterans because they often come home with serious mental/physical disabilities, but are unable to receive the benefits and care they were promised by the government. The VA has been a bit of a shit hole for a while now, and over the course of the last few administrations little has been done to fix it. Hence why we the people are having to step in to pick up the slack.
User avatar #151 - xxhunterxx (12/29/2013) [-]
ACU's are one of the most common camos that end up in surplus and donation bins.
User avatar #140 - schneidend (12/29/2013) [-]
There is a troubling lack of easily accessible information for homeless people out there, so simply a lack of knowledge may be the culprit. Or, just assume the most obvious, that a homeless person is going to wear the clothes he or she can find.
User avatar #132 - pwnfrnzy (12/29/2013) [-]
Sometimes ACUs and other military uniforms end up in the boxes outside of Surpluses and donation centers. I've seen Marine MARPAT Woodland MCCUUs in one of em' before.
User avatar #118 - zomitlu (12/29/2013) [-]
ACU style clothing is a pretty normal thing

I have ACU shorts
#273 - The 4 rules of gun safety. 1. All weapons are treated as … 12/29/2013 on Is that just me +8


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Say, that's a mighty fine avatar you got there!
User avatar #10 to #9 - mralice (10/13/2012) [-]
I dunno, I kind of like yours more : / I might change it to yours instead.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - mralice (07/16/2012) [-]
Sadly, that is the full size.
Created by HiddenZealot at dA,
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User avatar #3 to #2 - mralice (07/16/2012) [-]
******* URL.
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