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Date Signed Up:12/12/2011
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#219 - Ya, but that law is so shoddy. I cant find the story …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Smooth 0
User avatar #297 - doombunni (06/26/2014) [-]
I read that story on cracked.com, it was complete shit. I think the law was meant to prevent older people from taking advantage of younger people (though it probably didn't work) that mom was just a complete douchecopter
#573 - The easiest way to remember... Magazines have springs in t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Edumacation +2
User avatar #589 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
I didn't want to even touch the whole "En Bloc" debate... I didn't want to confuse people even more...
#359 - I was browsing the Flag Moderator page and... uh.... thank you… 05/31/2014 on sonicsyndicate's profile 0
#50 - ****** DENTATA, ****** … 05/14/2014 on Carpet Muncher 0
#48 - Comment deleted 05/14/2014 on Carpet Muncher 0
#128 - competing * 04/25/2014 on When I Pull An Argument Out... 0
#127 - The problem, you see, is that he IS a professional. H…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on When I Pull An Argument Out... -2
User avatar #141 - yetaxaa (04/26/2014) [-]
Not to mention the fact that he is a Canadian trying to compete on BRITAIN's Got Talent.
User avatar #130 - vatra (04/26/2014) [-]
Damn... I see.
User avatar #128 - mralice (04/25/2014) [-]
competing *
#158 - 30 minutes? Do you use photoshop? It takes like, 5min. Here…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on "Only in Arma 3" +1
User avatar #188 - swagloon (04/08/2014) [-]
thanks I remember this next time. I don't have a photoshop only this half ass wantable photoshop, gimp. And I had to copy and merge each frame with the text.
User avatar #167 - EvilNutter (04/08/2014) [-]
heh... stroke
#225 - The story behind this is a bit funny actually. U… 04/08/2014 on Random Germany facts +1
#224 - Comment deleted 04/08/2014 on Random Germany facts 0
#60 - Is there something wrong with them to make them react like that?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Let's see if i can sneek to... 0
#86 - fabelousnagger (04/07/2014) [-]
if they just learned to stand and you pat them on the back with their autoreflex to shoot their back up ....it is quite common and fun
#63 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
Hey man. GoodAnonGuy82 here. I bring source



www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA



Thank me later.
#453 - Sometimes, its the simple things that are the most pleasurable. 04/07/2014 on 26. All Men Must Die +1
#113 - I havent seen this movie since it was in theaters... Thank yo… 04/07/2014 on Clever solution +1
#54 - "Then there were times where they make game practically u…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on /v 0
User avatar #66 - roflnaut (04/05/2014) [-]
The developers said that they don't want the DS2 port to be the steaming pile of horseshit port that the first one was. At least I had an Xbox controller to play it on, which made the game actually playable.
#165 - To be fair, we didnt act for once regarding the Russia and Cri…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2014 on For the Soldiers +15
#455 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
because when it comes to big countries like Russia, those wild americans become pussies and can't act ... they only act and move their armies when its a small defenseless countries that have oil
#270 - swagbot (04/03/2014) [-]
What is this... a PTSA Mom meeting where we make our decisions based upon 'feels'?

Damned if you do?
Our Leaders invaded Afghanistan for 1) Military foothold near(ish) to Russia, Iran, 2) Control of the Poppy Fields - our troops come back with stories about openly protecting the Poppy Farms and Opium Trade, and the CIA has a dark history of Drug-Running for Operations Money - and 3) Its multi-Trillion-dollar deposits of Rare-Earth Metals and Gold.

And we keep paying our taxes to support this nonsense... it's insane.

Damned if you Don't?
Nevermind the fact that Victoria Nuland was caught red-handed discussing the overthrow of the Ukranian Gov't (see links below). The government that we set up in Ukraine are our puppets - their 'request for help' isn't legitimate - it's basically international media theater.

www.google.com/#q=Victoria+Nuland
www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-06/fuck-eu-us-state-department-blasts-europe-revealed-alleged-mastermind-behind-ukraine

People are hating U.S. 'intervention' for a reason - because it is actually Aggressive-Conquest-In-All-But-Name!

When people (myself included) verbally berate 'The U.S.', I'm attacking 1) Our evil Officials and 2) the fools who fund them with taxes and unthinking support... I'm not berating the Founding Principles of America, the Spirit of its people, or the good that it has done in the past.
User avatar #461 - irevolutions (04/03/2014) [-]
this man knows his shit
#380 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
Everything you listed came from biased websites that have an agenda....
#557 - swagbot (04/04/2014) [-]
Thanks for that enlightening contribution to the discussion, anon.
(heavy sarcasm)
#90 - I'm a bit ashamed that this is the first thing to make me actu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Painting Seven Samurai +5
User avatar #158 - obviousexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
thats because in the proper situations a well placed joke can make you laugh
#161 - I waited FAR too long to build the snowman to unlock that girl… 04/02/2014 on Stay classy internet 0
#43 - I think the main issue that has been missed is that Stephen Fr… 03/31/2014 on Reverse Cowgirl -2
#58 - Where do you live? O.o Most of the east coast calls the right…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on nightmare 0
User avatar #59 - eaglejizz (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm from Kansas originally, but I've since moved to Oregon. i.e. from the center of the US, moved to the west side
#114 - We all make mistakes bro. Think I got you outta the red-thumb…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on How the times have changed +1
#115 - gearmachine (03/31/2014) [-]
awesome bro thanks so much
#50 - Thats why I said its what Americans call daddy long legs :3 …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2014 on nightmare +2
User avatar #55 - eaglejizz (03/31/2014) [-]
Bitch, I live in America. The thing on the left? Yes, that's a daddy longlegs, which is indeed a spider.Tthe fuck is the thing on the right? I've never seen one of them shitdicks. I've known the faggots on the left as daddy longlegses my whole goddamn life.
User avatar #58 - mralice (03/31/2014) [-]
Where do you live? O.o Most of the east coast calls the right side a daddy long legs, some of the south east calls these weird flying bugs daddy longs.

I must know where you are, for science O_O
User avatar #59 - eaglejizz (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm from Kansas originally, but I've since moved to Oregon. i.e. from the center of the US, moved to the west side
User avatar #51 - sadisticsalmon (03/31/2014) [-]
Oh right, well ok then
#45 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2014 on nightmare +4
User avatar #49 - sadisticsalmon (03/31/2014) [-]
Well sorry, but those Niggas don't look shit like the daddy longlegs in Australia
#50 - mralice (03/31/2014) [-]
Thats why I said its what Americans call daddy long legs :3

In Australia, a daddy long legs is, in fact, a spider.

We use the same word for two totally different things.
User avatar #55 - eaglejizz (03/31/2014) [-]
Bitch, I live in America. The thing on the left? Yes, that's a daddy longlegs, which is indeed a spider.Tthe fuck is the thing on the right? I've never seen one of them shitdicks. I've known the faggots on the left as daddy longlegses my whole goddamn life.
User avatar #58 - mralice (03/31/2014) [-]
Where do you live? O.o Most of the east coast calls the right side a daddy long legs, some of the south east calls these weird flying bugs daddy longs.

I must know where you are, for science O_O
User avatar #59 - eaglejizz (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm from Kansas originally, but I've since moved to Oregon. i.e. from the center of the US, moved to the west side
User avatar #51 - sadisticsalmon (03/31/2014) [-]
Oh right, well ok then
#86 - All part of the greater goal... Its for the same reason th… 03/31/2014 on Stormtroopers +11
#36 - Dumb? You obviously dont know how to have safe cyber sex. … 03/31/2014 on awful news +1
#40 - Everyone, calm your tits. Its all ok. Theyre what…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/31/2014 on nightmare +1
User avatar #43 - sadisticsalmon (03/31/2014) [-]
Those are not daddy long legs
#45 - mralice (03/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 - sadisticsalmon (03/31/2014) [-]
Well sorry, but those Niggas don't look shit like the daddy longlegs in Australia
#50 - mralice (03/31/2014) [-]
Thats why I said its what Americans call daddy long legs :3

In Australia, a daddy long legs is, in fact, a spider.

We use the same word for two totally different things.
User avatar #55 - eaglejizz (03/31/2014) [-]
Bitch, I live in America. The thing on the left? Yes, that's a daddy longlegs, which is indeed a spider.Tthe fuck is the thing on the right? I've never seen one of them shitdicks. I've known the faggots on the left as daddy longlegses my whole goddamn life.
User avatar #58 - mralice (03/31/2014) [-]
Where do you live? O.o Most of the east coast calls the right side a daddy long legs, some of the south east calls these weird flying bugs daddy longs.

I must know where you are, for science O_O
User avatar #59 - eaglejizz (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm from Kansas originally, but I've since moved to Oregon. i.e. from the center of the US, moved to the west side
User avatar #51 - sadisticsalmon (03/31/2014) [-]
Oh right, well ok then
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User avatar #12 - mettih (01/17/2013) [-]
Hello sir!
User avatar #9 - thespartanpony (10/13/2012) [-]
Say, that's a mighty fine avatar you got there!
User avatar #10 to #9 - mralice (10/13/2012) [-]
I dunno, I kind of like yours more : / I might change it to yours instead.
#6 - oodlesandoodles (09/03/2012) [-]
Howdy Howdy. You'll have to forgive me, I don't remember sending you the requesat, but then again, I never do. Have a pic
Howdy Howdy. You'll have to forgive me, I don't remember sending you the requesat, but then again, I never do. Have a pic
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User avatar #2 to #1 - mralice (07/16/2012) [-]
Sadly, that is the full size.
Created by HiddenZealot at dA,
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User avatar #3 to #2 - mralice (07/16/2012) [-]
******* URL.
hiddenzealot.deviantart. com /art/Comission-Vinyl-Scratch-lick-252074017
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