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Date Signed Up:1/09/2011
Last Login:12/31/2013
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#124 - Good for him, at least. :) 04/07/2013 on Title: +1
#86 - >hfw 03/08/2013 on Sculpture guy +2
#67 - Picture 06/03/2012 on Rapebending +15
#2073 - **mpwhitaker rolls 12** 26 05/28/2012 on 13 0
#133 - Dont know if you quite remember me, but we talked a few months…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on dublzz's profile 0
User avatar #134 - dublzz (06/20/2012) [-]
Oh trust me, I get up every Saturday to watch Korra. I absolutely love it.

But thank you anyway! :D
#101 - Because I dont have a tv, I can never really watch LoK episode… 05/26/2012 on Silly Toph... 0
#315 - Imagine slightly wedging a toothpick under your big toenail. … 05/06/2012 on How to make the whole... -1
#8 - Yum, kung pao chicken.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2012 on He died fighting +6
User avatar #12 - icanhazrape (04/19/2012) [-]
thinking of type of foreign food will name relevant to post. There it is^^^
User avatar #19 - flatulance (04/19/2012) [-]
KUNG-FU CHICKEN....
#394 - Ceiling cat gusta? xD 03/07/2012 on religious shitstorm in... 0
#388 - Its kinda sad, tbh. People don't recognize how amazing the con…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2012 on religious shitstorm in... 0
#392 - potatotown (03/07/2012) [-]
oh, i see
User avatar #394 - mpwhitaker (03/07/2012) [-]
Ceiling cat gusta? xD
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#6 - dublzz (02/08/2012) [-]
You like Avatar.

Therefore, I like you.

Friend request sent.
User avatar #27 to #7 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
I want snow too :c Its not winter without it... though I doubt we'll get it :/
Im replying to this comment because it wouldnt let me reply to your last one o.o Weird.
User avatar #28 to #28 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
Yeah when you reach a maximum amount of replies, it disables replying.

You could make your own snow!!! :D

www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/...
User avatar #29 to #29 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
I remember that stuff O:
Did you know its really hard to eat an icecream cone with an xbox live headset on? .-.
User avatar #30 to #30 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
You should write a book about it.

I would buy it, but, actually... no.. no i wouldn't.

But I'd definitely skim through it in a Barnes and Nobles.
User avatar #31 to #31 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
By the time I finished it, you could only by it for Kindle cause Barnes and Nobles is pretty much heading down the drain.
User avatar #32 to #32 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
Indubitably.

But some people like the feel of having an actual book in their hands.


User avatar #33 to #33 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
Im pro paper books.

User avatar #34 to #34 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
We should sign a petition to stop online books and stuff.

But it should be an e-petition so it's ironic.
User avatar #35 to #35 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
We should :/
User avatar #36 to #36 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
Tomorrow...
User avatar #37 to #37 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
OC petition? xD
User avatar #38 to #38 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
You should do that and post it as a link.

Then send it to that good feeling when you poop when you reach 100 signatures.
User avatar #39 to #39 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
Im too busy with homework to actually create OC and post it.. why dont you do it? More people will see it too.
User avatar #40 to #40 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
I need to post a new comic. I haven't in a few days. D:
User avatar #41 to #41 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
Ive never made / posted OC xP
User avatar #42 to #42 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
Why not try?
User avatar #43 to #43 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
Cause Im not in it for the toenail clippings. Im in it all for the laughs.
User avatar #44 to #44 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
So why not make funny content for the laughs?
User avatar #45 to #45 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
Because I get all my laughs and jokes from funnyjunk. xD
User avatar #46 to #46 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
I'm sure you're funny too. You can think of something.
User avatar #7 to #7 - mpwhitaker (02/12/2012) [-]
Why thank you, kind Sir. Youve been added.
Sorry it took me so long to reply.
#8 to #8 - dublzz (02/12/2012) [-]
No problem sir.
User avatar #47 to #9 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
Hmm, perhaps sometime (x
User avatar #48 to #48 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
Well I hope so.
User avatar #49 to #49 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
Meanwhile I will just continue to chill xD
User avatar #50 to #50 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
I feel you sis. I feel you.
User avatar #51 to #51 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
May I know you name by any chance? >.< Understand if not, haha.
User avatar #52 to #52 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
Name's Zach. You?
#53 to #53 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
Morgan. Pleased to have met your acquaintance.
User avatar #54 to #54 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
Quite. Indeed. So how is your weekend so far?
User avatar #9 to #9 - mpwhitaker (02/13/2012) [-]
Sir, I am not a sir.
xD
User avatar #10 to #10 - dublzz (02/13/2012) [-]
Gosh damn, so many girls here on FunnyJunk.

I sincerely apologize miss. Please forgive me.
User avatar #11 to #11 - mpwhitaker (02/14/2012) [-]
You're completely forgiven.
I must thank you for not including a "back to the kitchen" joke though.
User avatar #12 to #12 - dublzz (02/14/2012) [-]
**** , you're on FunnyJunk. Anyone on Funnyjunk can stay out of the kitchen for however long they like.

So you excited for the new Avatar series coming out?
User avatar #13 to #13 - mpwhitaker (02/15/2012) [-]
Very very very super excited :D As well as Toonami coming back in 2013/2014. And Courage the Cowardly Dog .
User avatar #14 to #14 - dublzz (02/15/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the Toonami thing is a rumor.

Unless you can find a trusted source.
User avatar #15 to #15 - mpwhitaker (02/16/2012) [-]
Well, boo then :/ Either way, I'm excited.
I just hope Korra & new Courage live up to the expectations of their predecessors.
User avatar #16 to #16 - dublzz (02/17/2012) [-]
******* Korra is going to be awesome. Did you see the leaks?
User avatar #17 to #17 - mpwhitaker (02/17/2012) [-]
Not really, I'm not one to really go for sneak peaks and whatnot. I like to be fully surprised c:
User avatar #18 to #18 - dublzz (02/17/2012) [-]
It's coming out in the fall though. :C

I can't wait that long.
User avatar #19 to #19 - mpwhitaker (02/17/2012) [-]
Seeing as how as one of the most sickly people on the planet, I have a majority of time to waste so I can keep my mind off things, haha.
User avatar #20 to #20 - dublzz (02/17/2012) [-]
I'm waiting for a number of things:

The Avengers
The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes Season 2
The Last Airbender: The Legend of Korra
Young Justice: Invasion

And to hit #1 on Content.

But first, i need to think of a new comic idea. :(

User avatar #21 to #21 - mpwhitaker (02/17/2012) [-]
Im waiting on 4 things;
1. New Courage.
2. Korra.
3. For my body to heal itself and get rid of this damn pneumonia / pink eye.
4. Summer.
User avatar #22 to #22 - dublzz (02/17/2012) [-]
What country you in?
User avatar #24 to #24 - dublzz (02/17/2012) [-]
Well then may I ask what state?

(Im in Jersey)
User avatar #25 to #25 - mpwhitaker (02/18/2012) [-]
Im from Michigan myself, though it doesnt seem like it lately :/
We usually have about 6 feet of accumulated snow by now... we've gotten about 1 D:
User avatar #26 to #26 - dublzz (02/18/2012) [-]
We have had nothing this whole Winter. :C

But we did in October.

Which is weird as hell.

I want snowwwwwwwww.
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