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Man, fuck feminists.

While I'm still an amateur, I do gif requests and edits such as Nick Cage. Just give me a Youtube link, a short time frame, some instructions like text or flashiness, and I'll see what I can do.

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#4 - Yes. Patrick Warburton does many voices in a lot of things. 08/28/2014 on Truth about the Venture Bros 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #14 - Garude (08/27/2014) [-]
why did i have to wear headphones...
#10 - The original comic is much better because it references previo… 08/27/2014 on Madness? +5
#8 - Like what propanex said. The whole time I was watching it, I w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on That walk tho +3
User avatar #38 - brokentrucker (08/27/2014) [-]
>The three armed red one
>Circular saws
>Spinning blades of fuck shit up





>Got rekt
#14 - Also it's supposed to be that you either donate OR get iced. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on guy's got a point 0
User avatar #17 - deadnanners (08/27/2014) [-]
actually it's both, dump water on yourself and donate 10 dollars otherwise donate 100 dollars
#67 - Japan is all about cute anime girls. If you don't have cut…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Japan VS the rest of the world 0
#69 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
not really, its like guns in america.....some ppl like it, some dont but its still part of their culture
User avatar #73 - StickyTissueLoLz (08/27/2014) [-]
News flash, retard! We don't put pictures of firearms on everything we sell. And it sure as hell wouldn't sell better if you put a random ass, out of place gun on the box of whatever it is we're buying. Japs are fucking creeps.
#6 - Second from last pic. Look closely at the background. …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2014 on I typed in majestic as fuck... +40
#29 - ieatbengay (08/25/2014) [-]
for those who can't see it
User avatar #10 - assrocket (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm so angry because I kept going back and forth between your comment and the content, believing I just got tricked into doing a fuckload of scrolling with the promise of porn.
10/10 you have special eyes. I bet you eat a lot of carrots.
#20 - trickzor (08/25/2014) [-]
it really is there, vague in the sky
#349 - As alucord said, though it wasn't actually removed intentional…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on title +1
User avatar #354 - alucord (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm sorry friend, I thought they were removed intentionally.

My mistake.
#8 - As much as I love Halo, I have to make it a bit more fair here…  [+] (31 new replies) 08/24/2014 on title +307
User avatar #319 - instalation (08/24/2014) [-]
Spartans have a weird sex drive? Like, are they always horny? Or never?
User avatar #349 - motherfuckingkenji (08/25/2014) [-]
As alucord said, though it wasn't actually removed intentionally, that was just a side effect of the augmentation.
User avatar #354 - alucord (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm sorry friend, I thought they were removed intentionally.

My mistake.
#274 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
master cheif doesn't need to fuck aliens to be a badass...
User avatar #231 - thatkittyoverthere (08/24/2014) [-]
hulk: cant die
#160 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
master chief with tist could replace to of them.
User avatar #135 - citruslord (08/24/2014) [-]
In terms of physical enhancements of body alone, Captain is probably on par with the chief.
Thor is a god, but his physical strength was essentially matched by tony in suit, so chiefs would likely do the same. I have a suspicion that chief would be worthy of Mjolnir as well.
Hulk is overpowered as all hell.
Imagine if Halsey and Tony did a brainstorming session. Plus Cortana is likely more advanced than Jarvis.
Black Widow can do covert shit that no one else on the team can.
User avatar #119 - zanepunch (08/24/2014) [-]
"for a brick he flies pretty well."
#98 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
"Living AI" Too soon
User avatar #88 - BwainPhreeze (08/24/2014) [-]
Master Chief : Luck
User avatar #122 - sciencexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
He has save files.
#62 - didactus (08/24/2014) [-]
>Captain America

MC John 117 also has a perfect body just not a normal sexdrive. Though he still feels love (for Cortana as well as for a childhood friend he saved)

>Living AI.
What is Cortana?

INB4 is ded.
User avatar #92 - pkman (08/24/2014) [-]
apology for poor english
when were you when cortana dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

‘cortana is kill’
‘no’
#277 - totalynotxewi (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 - exceeding (08/24/2014) [-]
wait what's that about the spartan sex drive? i need to know more.
#120 - alucord (08/24/2014) [-]
It was removed because it would be a potential distraction.

They are supposed to be weapons, not people.
User avatar #55 - Kasura (08/24/2014) [-]
The spartan 2's were kidnapped as prepubescent children and forced into a (lethal for many) regime of brutal training and genetic enhancement, it fucked up their bodies and minds for pretty much everything but war.

Read the books, its honestly quite depressing. When the 16 year old chief realizes that he'll never be able to live a normal life and ask out a girl he likes, he takes out his anger by accidentally killing an ODST with his bare hands in a sparring match
User avatar #113 - winterfrost (08/24/2014) [-]
If I'm correct, didn't he ask that same girl (or tell her) He'll marry her when he gets older?

Then he got replaced and "died" so she married someone else, or something like that.
I don't remember.
I'm excited for Blue Team to return in Halo 5
User avatar #96 - exceeding (08/24/2014) [-]
What are the names of the books? and in what order should i read them?
User avatar #101 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
Halo: the fall of reach
Halo: The flood
Halo: First strike

I thouroughly enjoy Eric Nylund's writing style
User avatar #102 - exceeding (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks for the names mate
User avatar #104 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
>thanks for info
>no thumbs 4 me

;-; ur w-welcome m-m8
#105 - exceeding (08/24/2014) [-]
Aww, there you go you cooperative bastard. thumbs for you.
User avatar #44 - superflystickman (08/24/2014) [-]
Here's the thing about Hawkeye: He rolls with a bunch of metahumans and keeps up with all of them. Counting just the Avengers, Tony has tech so advanced it's basically a superpower, Thor is an alien akin to a god, Steve and Natasha have been injected with serums that put them literally past the human limits in every respect, Hank and Janice have tech that shits on physics, and Bruce is the Hulk. He keeps pace with every one of these assholes with a stick and a string that's been used since the paleolithic era. Robin Hood splitting an arrow aint got shit on Clint, he's taken down helicopters with a single arrow before, and it wasn't a trick arrow. His archery isn't the only problem, he was trained in Martial arts by Cap himself, and it shows. Not many people can take him in hand to hand that are still human, and he's one of the very very few that can wield Cap's shield as it was meant to be used, not to mention he dropped the bow for several years in favor of a sword and still kicked unholy amounts of ass. Hell, before he was an Avenger, he was a criminal alongside Natasha, and the two of them kicked the entire core Avengers team's ass on multiple occasions, until he decided to go good. And in case you haven't seen Avengers Assemble, it's basically an entire show about all of the metahumans getting fucked and Clint showing up to save their asses. Hell, whenever the Grandmaster, an Elder of the Universe, was making a play to take Death's position, he used the Avengers as game pieces and everyone but Cap and Clint died, and they would have died a few seconds later if Hawkeye hadn't tricked the Grandmaster into losing a final wager.

Tl:dr Hawkeye's best strength is the fact that villains underestimate him so they can focus on taking out the metahumans, only to have clint literally shit in their mouths
User avatar #43 - bendeman (08/24/2014) [-]
Speaking for comicexplain here, but hulk's strength is technically infinite. The Strength his abilities are directly affected by his anger.
#69 - angelious (08/24/2014) [-]
there is a defined upper limit. at world war hulk he was said to be at his "peak anger" and he nearly destroyed earth just by existing.


and even if you do claim the hyperbole that he could get angrier than that then i would remind you that bruce made psychological limiters that stops him from ever achieving ww hulk level of anger.


and speaking of strength: everybody seems to forget thor is just about superman with magic. he literally holds back during every encounter they have with every villain just because he doesnt want them to trust on his strength too much.,
#27 - nufull (08/24/2014) [-]
Hawkeye: can swim.
#132 - vexigen (08/24/2014) [-]
only reason chief can't swim WELL is cause he weighs about half a tonne without his armor...
#345 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
Well Hulk probably weighs multiple tons and can swim, and Black Widow has tits.
User avatar #194 - wallbuilder (08/24/2014) [-]
*with
User avatar #183 - StewieGGriffin (08/24/2014) [-]
He only weighs in at about 280lbs without armor.
#41 - You know when you blow the hole in the wall right next to the … 08/22/2014 on The pursuer 0

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#91 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#87 - enteroreninenine (03/29/2014) [-]
I just re-opened KS in a long ass time last night, then i saw you a moment ago   
Surprised you're still going at it with the Kenji stuff, a lot of people that take character names ignore it later.
I just re-opened KS in a long ass time last night, then i saw you a moment ago
Surprised you're still going at it with the Kenji stuff, a lot of people that take character names ignore it later.
#88 to #87 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I mostly just use the name when it's relevant.
You know, like posts about feminism.
But yes, I know I'm awesome.


God I hate feminists.
#89 to #88 - enteroreninenine (03/30/2014) [-]
I never said you were awesome
but yeah you are
User avatar #84 - kandazz ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
You know that comment where the thing comes down and goes into the other thing and then drags it up? Yeah, I'ma need to ask you for some sauce on that.
User avatar #85 to #84 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
No idea, I just found it on here one time and saved it, thinking it would come in handy sometime int he future.
And hey, whaddya know, it did.
#75 - trivdiego (10/06/2013) [-]
Have you finished working on the sign for the festival yet?
Have you finished working on the sign for the festival yet?
#76 to #75 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Jsang on kety me pugt my flaesdded on/
#79 to #78 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Bitch, I was busy saving the world!
User avatar #73 to #71 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
It's been going for 2 hours and hasn't done anything.
:C
User avatar #72 to #71 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Aw yiss.
#67 - ponyoftheopera (09/02/2013) [-]
please come back
and bring my books with you
#63 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#64 to #63 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Bitch no.   
Sheogorath 4 lyf.   
I had to Google Slaanesh.   
Never got into Warhammer but he sounds awesome.
Bitch no.
Sheogorath 4 lyf.
I had to Google Slaanesh.
Never got into Warhammer but he sounds awesome.
#60 - whiskeygunner (07/20/2013) [-]
Sorry this one is kinda ****** , I usually go to clippingmagic.com to make transparant images.
#61 to #60 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
Das k.   
Thanks for these, bruv.
Das k.
Thanks for these, bruv.
#59 - whiskeygunner (07/20/2013) [-]
I used this one to photoshop an elephant pissing on it
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User avatar #49 - jyggalag (06/22/2013) [-]
How is it going with the manly picnic
#50 to #49 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
It's okay.
I'm trying some mods for AOE2 on Steam, though I'm either going to watch some Scrubs or play some Tekkit.

How's being a dead god of madness going for you?
User avatar #51 to #50 - jyggalag (06/22/2013) [-]
I´m not dead tecnically, actually just roaming the void playing borderlands2 and goofing around on the internet,and before you ask that is why I didn´t showed up in skyrim.
User avatar #52 to #51 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
I'd play Borderlands 2, but I never really enjoyed the first one. Which surprises me...

Also, now that I think about it, wouldn't the Sheogorath in Skyrim be either the player from Oblivion (The Hero of Kvatch) or the eventual heir of the title?
User avatar #47 - twi (06/21/2013) [-]
I still love u
User avatar #48 to #47 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I still love me too.
User avatar #42 - twi (05/23/2013) [-]
I love u
#38 - heafi (05/15/2013) [-]
Hi, here's the flagged picture from www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4588350/Dicks/
you wanted to see.
User avatar #39 to #38 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Thanks for slaking my curiosity, bro.
But why the hell would this be flagged?
User avatar #40 to #39 - heafi (05/15/2013) [-]
Maybe for having to many thumbs? I mean the cartoon dicks are probably the reason it's technically flaggebale, but it happened to me once before that some gif with obvious fake mspaint blood got flagged once it got to many thumbs...

haters gonna hate
#34 - khl (05/11/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
For a minute I thought the gif wsn't loading.
Thank you for adding to my extremely small number of invisible pics.
Even if it was totally random.
#36 to #35 - khl (05/11/2013) [-]
Gets them every time, here is the original aswell
Gets them every time, here is the original aswell
#37 to #36 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Fabulous.   
I'm going to bed now as it is about 9AM.   
Which means I'm getting about 5 hours of sleep again. 						****					.
Fabulous.
I'm going to bed now as it is about 9AM.
Which means I'm getting about 5 hours of sleep again. **** .
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