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Interests: Giant cocks, other kinds of chickens
Date Signed Up:2/13/2013
Last Login:6/13/2015
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#47 - I hope your virgin buttocks were plump, OP. For his sake. 07/11/2013 on It's so Fluffy. +6
#61 - That's a self portrait of the classic artist Leonardo DiCaprio… 07/11/2013 on George 0
#30 - Picture 07/11/2013 on It burns when I pee +8
#366 - 0/10 No "English ************ , he speaks it."… 07/11/2013 on Iron Man doesn’t ask for... 0
#47 - May I have the sauce of this from such a dashing young individ…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on be very, very quiet 0
#51 - cabbagesex (07/10/2013) [-]
the clip from original video= www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdblVbx0LIA

The full video= www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvrpHqRJ9qk

You're welcome, and I am not particularly interested in "Mossy" Cabbages, but thank you
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on Happy 4th +16
#47 - GeneralLeeInsane (07/05/2013) [-]
HOLY CRAP, someone actually saved that load of shit?
#125 - Oh god not seahorse 07/04/2013 on Why I need the men's rights... +1
#128 - Jesus christ what is up with this layout it makes the comments…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on monsters inc +3
User avatar #149 - Loppytaffy (07/04/2013) [-]
I know right?
#23 - They're in ponds. 07/03/2013 on I'll do anything for bells +12
#543757 - Screw it, this is easier. 3582-9172-1415 name Pebl0r. 06/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#543755 - Alright, sent you mine in a pm. Just tell me if you don't get it. 06/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#543741 - Sure thing m8  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #543753 - soysauce (06/30/2013) [-]
ok friend code is 1891-1663-0046 name max
User avatar #543757 - mossycabbages (06/30/2013) [-]
Screw it, this is easier. 3582-9172-1415 name Pebl0r.
User avatar #543755 - mossycabbages (06/30/2013) [-]
Alright, sent you mine in a pm. Just tell me if you don't get it.
#1498 - I require pink enough text to rip through the eyes of any sane… 06/29/2013 on Ask DJ 4DM1N for colored text 0
#542326 - So I just got Animus Crosslink: Pneu Leaves. Anyone want to do…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #542353 - medewu (06/29/2013) [-]
Peaches, Oranges, Durians, Cocnuts and such Master Race!
User avatar #542332 - astraea (06/29/2013) [-]
Pear masterrace
#539607 - A lot of people I know play Dark Souls, and I want to start ge…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #539751 - newprinny (06/27/2013) [-]
If you take the game slowly, and don't get worked up too easily, it's not that hard at all, dood. Some areas will give a you a lot of trouble, but generally speaking, there's usually an item you can get elsewhere in the game that makes every area a cake walk if you're smart with them. Also, learn to dodge: it's practically the second most useful skill besides walking, dood.
User avatar #539759 - newprinny (06/27/2013) [-]
Also, the bosses are probably going to fuck you up, unless you know what you're doing, dood.
User avatar #539745 - theelderscrolls (06/27/2013) [-]
imo, dont fucking play it.
User avatar #539716 - hirollin (06/27/2013) [-]
I'll tell you the same thing I tell everyone who asks about DS. If you don't have a lot of time on your hands to play it you are going to have a terrible time and not enjoy it. You need at least 3 hour sessions as playing for one hour just leaves you annoyed with how little progress you have made. Don't kid yourself, you are going to use a guide and it's going to piss you off. The only adults I know who completed this game had to just take a week off of work and beat it because playing for 15 minutes or an hour just pissed them off. So if you are young and can put 12 hour sessions or stay up all night, good for you buy it and enjoy it. But if you are an adult and don't have a lot of time I would say do not buy it.
User avatar #539710 - crazychaos (06/27/2013) [-]
Just relax when you play. Avoid getting worked up easily. The game is intimidating, but through thorough observation and cautious tactics you can have a fun time without too much frustration.

Avoid looking stuff up online or anything like that. Most things you need to know are better off being learned along the way. Once you beat the game, look up everything else you may need to know. You only get one first time, cherish it.

Don't worry about capping your soul level or anything for your first character, most likely you won't know what kind of build you want until it is too late anyway.
User avatar #539708 - tylosaurus (06/27/2013) [-]
Don't go glasscannon.
As in, don't go full intelligence or a shitload of intelligence.
If you want to keep on playing after you beat the game that is.
NG+ will fuck you up so easily.
I might damage a shitton, but I'm easily killed on my main. It was nifty for killing bosses, but really. There is a better option: Pyromancer.
Upgrade the flame, get great fireball or fire orb as well as fire whip or something like that. It'll do a ton of damage, you don't have to focus stats on anything other than going your desired build. Vitality, Dex, Endurance and so on.
User avatar #539712 - tylosaurus (06/27/2013) [-]
So, start with pyromancer too, because the stats are very nicely put and you're SL (Soul level) 1. Get the master key.
#539622 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
All you need to know is that you need to get the pendant as a starting gift.
Best item in the game period.
#539619 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #539616 - fitemeirl (06/27/2013) [-]
you try not to die, but then you do. over and over and over and over.
#539574 - You have to cover your Fedora cache in corrosive acid and send… 06/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +4
#537893 - A stealth game about an adept Pillow Pet collector who coats a… 06/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#537891 - To my knowledge not a lot of the wolfhounds in Dishonored are … 06/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#537746 - Sims 3 looks fun. I feel like I'm asking for a bit too much, b… 06/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#186 - Now this is just adorable 06/26/2013 on Pokemon fusion time 0
#535812 - I got this game recently for the 3DS and I just can't put it d…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #535819 - samous (06/25/2013) [-]
It's very easy
User avatar #535815 - satoshimochida (06/25/2013) [-]
I thought that was legit for a sec
#535814 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #535816 - satoshimochida (06/25/2013) [-]
u srs?
#535818 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
#67 - But now you can switch to the next content without having to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on Sad kitty +3
User avatar #80 - elmarcocfc (06/25/2013) [-]
*Ahem* Right arrow :3
#106 - Holy **** your right I can switch to the next content t… 06/25/2013 on Harrison Ford and Chewbacca -1
#530256 - Da Bears. 06/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#139 - I just... Am I supposed to? 06/22/2013 on Doctor- Doctor 0


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