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that seems great from the point of view of someone who was into the original games, but a lot of the success of pokemon go came from how many people who had never played before could get into it, which was largely due to simplicity
if they slowly introduced new features like once per month it could have worked, but having it all right away would probably stop new people from playing to begin with
I can't imagine stacy and her friends being into that stuff after hearing what the game is about, but a simple app that you just keep in your pocket as you go about your life seems fine
I disagree. Theres simple, which is exactly what the Pokemon games have, and then theres brain dead, which is what Pokemon go has
i pretty much agree, but i feel that they didnt add a friends list because they figured anyone who would walk around with you irl was already your friend to begin with.
The progression feels wrong to me. Like I can't just pick the first I caught and love it. I still play it daily with my gf.
When it comes to the gyms I don't have a problem with that it's not turned based. My problem. Is that it is in reliable if you try to use skill. The dodge feature works great if you predict an attack coming, but half the attacks just hit way before their animations. An there is a dodge bug that can mess you up. There is a time limit on each Pokémon so the best strategy now is to put a 3000+ Blissey to defend and laugh as the timer for those that try and defeat it runs out.
I love the game, and I really want to see it get better.
Honestly if they had have fixed the stupid tracker instead of changing and breaking it so much it would have been better. I know so many who stopped because it just wasn't worth the time knowing there was a certain Pokémon in the area but having no fucking clue which direction it was and aimlessly wandering around trying to find it until it despawned.
Dude that has been fixed for ages
Yes, but we're talking about when the game was big and by the time the everyone stopped playing they finally fixed it.
I really don't get the "this thing obviously don't work as intended at launch so I guess it's broken forever" mentality.
did you read my comment? I was saying that one big reason that people left was because it took them so long to fix it, it wasn't the only reason, but it was a big one. And like mortok was saying, the game wasn't even that good, so why would people stay knowing that "it'll get fixed at some point" when they barely like the game in the first place? Anyway most people have that mentality because while this game was a little different and probably harder to fix, taking months just to get a very basic feature kinda ruins it.
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