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|Consoles Owned:||ps2, ps3, ps4|
|Video Games Played:||Castlevania series, Assassin's Creed series, Phoenix Wright series, Sly Cooper series, Batman Arkham series, Pokemon series, Sonic series, Infamous series, Bastion, Rogue Legacy, Sleeping Dogs, The Wolf Among Us, The Witcher 3, and others I'm forgetting.|
|Interests:||Gaming, Drawing, and Masturbating|
|Date Signed Up:||12/15/2010|
|Location:||The Land of Freedom|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#804|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#190|
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|Comment Thumbs:||14845 total, 15654 , 809|
|Content Level Progress:|| 78% (78/100) |
Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
|Comment Level Progress:|| 90% (90/100) |
Level 308 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 309 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
|Times Content Favorited:||565 times|
|Total Comments Made:||2510|
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|#4 - left? ***** , this is all he ever had. Pl… [+] (1 new reply)||07/03/2015 on Jeff Ross roasts criminals||+11|
#7 - coronus (07/03/2015) [-]
On the bright side, a little humor and humanity are what prisoners in this country need to actually matriculate back into society whithout the risk of ending right back up in prison. There have been so many studies and reports done on the flaws of American correctional facilities, but nothing changes. That's why we have so many people in for life; they commit repeated federal offences, and end up unable to leave.
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|#13 - Ah. Another vampire hunter, I see. [+] (7 new replies)||07/03/2015 on Master||+6|
|#5 - For what perceivable legitimate reason would your wife be mad … [+] (11 new replies)||07/03/2015 on proud dad||+186|
#13 - masdercheef (07/03/2015) [-]
She may find it inappropriate for her daughter to be interested in Star Wars, a stereotypically masculine thing, rather than Disney Princesses, a stereotypically feminine thing.
I personally think kids should be able to play with whatever they want, honestly. Meaning if some peoples' daughters prefer the Star Wars, GI Joe, fire trucks n' shit and some sons just go for princesses and easy-bake ovens and stuff, it ain't no big deal. They're kids playing with toys, what the fuck you gotta make an issue out of?
#39 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
No no no no no no no.
Don't let your son be into pretty prissy pink shit.
That's how bronies are made.
#49 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
Mark my words, the next generation will be a generation of pretty prissy pink princess boys that will think it's okay to be complete faggots.
#59 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
No, it'll be a generation of assholes who thinks it's ok to go around calling everyone faggots and shunning others for being into different things.
#6 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
I'm assuming he's referring to a playful "one-hand-on-the-hip-and-the-other-wagging-a-finger-but-not-with-like-an-an gry-or-even-stern-look-on-the-face-more-like-a-quarter-smirk" type of way.
Not a legitimately disappointed or angry way.
|#6 - You know, I actually understand that. I'm gonna go into a stor… [+] (1 new reply)||07/03/2015 on How to win a argument||+3|
|#16 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply)||07/03/2015 on God Forgive Us||+3|
|#4 - The year's officially half over. Wanted to get a gf this year.… [+] (4 new replies)||07/03/2015 on How to win a argument||+4|
#6 - morphodite (07/03/2015) [-]
You know, I actually understand that. I'm gonna go into a story, so just read the TLDR if you hate reading.
I worked my first job for 14 months. My official title was a "Treat Team Member". My responsibilities were unloading, pumping, and preparing the ice in the morning, replacing labels, serving treats to customers, running the cash register, doing dishes, sweeping, mopping, going to the storage locker with a weird-to-control cart when we were low on supplies, restocking the store when necessary, taking out the trash, cleaning machine parts, wearing a giant mascot suit and dancing around during summer to attract customers, wearing a very uncomfortable uniform all the while, and giving out free samples in the front of the store while shouting at the top of my lungs. I absolutely hated it. I worked every single weekend for shit pay ($7.25 is min. wage here) with no raise and got yelled at by my boss damn near every day. My parents determined if I didn't have a job I was automatically a lazy piece of shit, which is why they forced me to stay as long as I did. Eventually, I just got so tired I told my parents to fuck off and put in my two weeks notice. After I left, I felt better than I'd ever felt in my life. I ate better. I exercised more. I spent more time with my friends. My grades were better. It only took me a month to get my first girlfriend. I was so happy. Anyway, I guess I just lost touch of how to be that guy who appreciates life and makes an effort to stay happy. You're absolutely right. I need to change for the better.
TLDR: I had a shitty job, left, it turned out to be a positive change in my life, I started making other good changes, and I got a gf. You're right. I need to make a change to be happy again, and maybe a gf will come along.
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|#17 - I mean, they don't really have to either. I get what you're sa…||07/03/2015 on Gender equality now!||+2|
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