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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-iJmnDAPKFtkH_gb
Consoles Owned: ps2, ps3, ps4
Video Games Played: Castlevania, Assassin's Creed, Phoenix Wright, Sly Cooper, Batman Arkham, Pokemon, Sonic, Infamous, Bastion, Darksiders, Rogue Legacy, Sleeping Dogs, The Wolf Among Us, The Witcher 3, and more.
Interests: Gaming, Drawing, and Masturbating
Date Signed Up:12/15/2010
Location:The Land of Freedom
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#977
Comment Ranking:#1017
Highest Content Rank:#286
Highest Comment Rank:#190
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Content Level Progress: 93.8% (938/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:995676
Times Content Favorited:2762 times
Total Comments Made:3350
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FJ's really fucking autistic, but I've been here too long to leave so fuck it.

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#32 - "I got to say it was a good day." 03/29/2016 on Waiting for Dark Souls III... +4
#54 - >> #12 , 03/28/2016 on Dad and mom 0
#1 - Amazing game series. **** Thieves in Time for its cliffhanger … 03/28/2016 on Yet Another Meme +3
#12 - I'm not saying that you shouldn't share your opinion because i… 03/28/2016 on First Ladies 0
#10 - It may not have to, but it will; there are many people in the …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2016 on First Ladies 0
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#11 - thegoblingamer (03/28/2016) [-]
You're making zero sense.
You're saying that I shouldn't share my opinion while saying that others may have different opinions.
I'm saying it because they do. I'm voicing my opinion like they do theirs
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#12 - morphodite (03/28/2016) [-]
I'm not saying that you shouldn't share your opinion because it differs from others. I'm saying that your opinion is more idealistic than realistic. I wish everyone in the world could be mature on the internet as well, but it would be stupid to suggest that this would ever be possible.

I mean look at your original comment. You're basically calling the first guy immature for his name calling because he doesn't live up to your standards of maturity. Don't you realize that there are literally millions of immature people all over the internet? Wouldn't that make your opinion about that guy's maturity virtually worthless? Like no shit he's immature. There are, again, millions like him who are just as immature if not more. There's no point in calling him out for it.
#12 - I didn't mention the theory because I thought it had any credi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2016 on Dad and mom +23
#14 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
Yeah you go fuck off! I bet you support Bernie you piece of shit.
#43 - lazysans (03/28/2016) [-]
#8 - You're on the internet. You're specifically on a comedic image…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2016 on First Ladies 0
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#9 - thegoblingamer (03/28/2016) [-]
Comedy doesn't automatically mean immature.
It doesn't have to devolve into immaturity.
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#10 - morphodite (03/28/2016) [-]
It may not have to, but it will; there are many people in the world who enjoy comedy, and as with any large group of people, there is massive diversity. There are always going to be people who are less mature than you would like them to be. The world and the people in it will never be exactly as you want them to be.
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#11 - thegoblingamer (03/28/2016) [-]
You're making zero sense.
You're saying that I shouldn't share my opinion while saying that others may have different opinions.
I'm saying it because they do. I'm voicing my opinion like they do theirs
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#12 - morphodite (03/28/2016) [-]
I'm not saying that you shouldn't share your opinion because it differs from others. I'm saying that your opinion is more idealistic than realistic. I wish everyone in the world could be mature on the internet as well, but it would be stupid to suggest that this would ever be possible.

I mean look at your original comment. You're basically calling the first guy immature for his name calling because he doesn't live up to your standards of maturity. Don't you realize that there are literally millions of immature people all over the internet? Wouldn't that make your opinion about that guy's maturity virtually worthless? Like no shit he's immature. There are, again, millions like him who are just as immature if not more. There's no point in calling him out for it.
#10 - Yeah, this definitely isn't biased. Unless that…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2016 on games vs books +8
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#78 - dajewishmankey (03/28/2016) [-]
I think it was but I may also be retarded.
#9 - Comment deleted 03/28/2016 on games vs books 0
#4 - The Ed, Edd, n Eddy Purgatory Fan-Theory ****** me up, fam. If…  [+] (27 new replies) 03/28/2016 on Dad and mom +63
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#41 - squishyfresh (03/28/2016) [-]
This theory sucks shit just as much as that rugrats theory and they're the same fucking thing. Did your faggot ass ever stop and think "No it's just kids having fun"? It's a fucking cartoon you bitch. This is a show where someone eats an entire mattress in one bite and it's not even out of place. No you're obviously right, they're all dead, you tit fart.
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#54 - morphodite (03/28/2016) [-]
>>#12,
#45 - coldclaws (03/28/2016) [-]
I know, I absolutely hate fan theory shit that people make up for their little cartoons, it's on the same level as 'shipping'. No one can just enjoy a TV show, they have to throw in their own little stupid thoughts just to try and seem clever, when they just sound fucking retarded.

That being said, check out my Ed Edd n Eddy theory: They're kids in a cartoon who do silly things in a silly neighborhood
#47 - innocentbabies (03/28/2016) [-]
Dude, could you have come up with a less compelling theory?
#28 - galkawhm (03/28/2016) [-]
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#27 - iluvnutella (03/28/2016) [-]
Why can't they just be kids living in at the Cul-de-Sac? Why have Nazz be raped and Johnny die of Tuberculosis? What the hell?
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#21 - mranldestroyer (03/28/2016) [-]
thats fucking dumb
#20 - sedativechunk (03/28/2016) [-]
Jesus christ that purgatory one...
#11 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
Yeah fam, and did you know Dora the Explorer is actually A MEXICAN PROSTITUTE ON THE RUN FROM BORDER PATROL? And that Barney is actually the embodiment of the dead mother of a CRACK ADDICT? And that Thomas the Tank Engine is actually about RAPISTS' FACES CUT OFF AND NAILED TO TRAIN ENGINES AS WARNINGS? It's all totally truuuuuuuue fam.
#40 - crimsonrexgavmo (03/28/2016) [-]
#37 - emperorwatergate (03/28/2016) [-]
No, you got it all wrong.

Thomas is about racism and totalitarianism.
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#17 - oxymoronking (03/28/2016) [-]
i thought dora was really frisk
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#16 - angelious (03/28/2016) [-]
also all of them are actually in coma/dead and its post apocalyptic.
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#12 - morphodite (03/28/2016) [-]
I didn't mention the theory because I thought it had any credibility. I just thought it was an interesting read. I guess I'll just fuck off, then.
#14 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
Yeah you go fuck off! I bet you support Bernie you piece of shit.
#43 - lazysans (03/28/2016) [-]
#5 - hihohee (03/28/2016) [-]
Why is every stupid fan theory "its purgatory" or "X is in a coma"
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#42 - lazysans (03/28/2016) [-]
and "it's all a dream"
#30 - brobafett (03/28/2016) [-]
Your usually way more comfy in coma than what you can wake up to.
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#24 - dndxplain (03/28/2016) [-]
>>#18, >>#13, >>#8, these reasons are why the only real coma/purgatory theory I've liked is the ash ketchum coma theory. it's not denouncing that the world of pokemon is real.

basically, since the color shifts after ash is shocked intensely by pickachu, and all of the nifty shit keeps happening to him he's posiedon, an aura knight, the chosen one for like nine different prophecies, met jesus, and seduced latias it wouldn't be too far fetched for his pokemon adventure after being put into a coma by pikachu.
#23 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
Because it's the easiest thing to make up and bullshit and there's never actually any concrete evidence present in the show itself to disprove it, because anything that comes close can be explained away with more dumb bullshit.
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#18 - oxymoronking (03/28/2016) [-]
because you cant technically disprove it, so anytime something slightly abnormal happens, they can scream "COMA" and seem like theorizing geniuses.
#15 - BloodyTurds (03/28/2016) [-]
The theory about aladin taking place 10,000+ years AD is a pretty good read. (and the genie being an artificial being created at mans apex, before we destroyed ourselves
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#13 - spothot (03/28/2016) [-]
IMO characters in cartoons are more often than not represented by one major trait, and this trait can be associated with a "deadly sin" with ease, making the "Purgatory" conspiracy theory universal.
What do you think, am I on to something here?
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#10 - malhaloc (03/28/2016) [-]
The babies from Rugrats aren't real. They're just figments of Angelica's imagination. She made them up because her parents never have time to spend with her.
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#8 - brobathehutt (03/28/2016) [-]
because originality is for people who have better things to do than make bad fan-theories.
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#6 - zuel (03/28/2016) [-]
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory
god i love tvtropes it ruined my life for a time
#32 - It's important to note that the CW's entire network is all abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2016 on Wally West 0
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#33 - speacher (03/28/2016) [-]
I like Barry's drama, and the first season finale with Eddie killing himself to stop Eobard because I actually liked him, but they introduce Wally with him being such a sarcastic dick like "Sure my mother was a crack whore who you didn't give up on until she literally ran away. You should have gone on a manhunt for the woman who forsook her spouse and child instead of accepting your help and then proceeded to avoid you my entire life, NO, it's YOUR fault I didn't grow up with a father, not my mother who decided it was better to suck dick than ask my insanely honorable father who would have accepted me with open arms like he did the white kid he barely knew who I also hate." so to sum up, it's not the drama, but he's just a whiny bitch of an asshole. He best go through some serious character development before he becomes the next flash.
#31 - Saving that .webm 03/28/2016 on Wally West +10
#72 - I once met the guy who played Esteban on the Suite Life of Zac… 03/24/2016 on Lagguso Vokig Orseil +3
#776 - Thanks for this. It's really nice. 03/24/2016 on Dos 0
#91 - What's wrong with Bioshock Infinite? 03/23/2016 on FJ in one picture +1
#18 - Yeah, **** eBay. I don't have access to the battery, though; T… 03/20/2016 on closet 0
#11 - My phone just has a **** battery. I got it used, and it's a fe…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2016 on closet 0
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#13 - Sevenseas (03/19/2016) [-]
Assuming it's a battery you have access to just replace it, they're at the most $20 bucks on eBay. (assuming you don't mind using eBay it might be a bit more expensive on amazon)



PS: Fuck eBay.
#18 - morphodite (03/20/2016) [-]
Yeah, fuck eBay. I don't have access to the battery, though; The LG G2 doesn't have a removable back cover. Guess I'll just have to live with it.
#7 - That's... actually really smart. I'll start doing that from now on.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2016 on Shave +1
#8 - lecorbi (03/19/2016) [-]
you can also use some point of your ears as reference to where you should cut
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#9 - lecorbi (03/19/2016) [-]
that ear came out really big
#6 - Comment deleted 03/19/2016 on Shave 0
#40 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2016 on Me vs Feminism (The Visit) +6
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#9 - But my best friend is a jackass. That's why he's my best friend.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/17/2016 on Single player +43
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#25 - SteyrAUG (03/18/2016) [-]
My friend and I played coop borderlands quite a bit. We got a little drunk and then he repeatedly drove the car off cliffs with me in it. Then I got my own car and he kept ramming into me knocking me off cliffs.

Fuckin dick.
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#96 - badhatharry (03/18/2016) [-]
Reminds me of playing Borderlands 2 with one of my mates. One point we needed a ride and he drove off a cliff landed on me and just yelled "GET IN THE FUCKING CAR "

I miss that game
#66 - anon (03/18/2016) [-]
when your drunk stories are about driving off cliffs in a game you should get a life
#29 - anon (03/18/2016) [-]
Fuck yea. My brother and I did the same. Put down a handle of gin each from a few blocks away and killed us some midgets

good times
#74 - That's the dumbest **** I've ever heard. Everyone has a right … 03/17/2016 on do what you must for he has... 0
#88 - Oh **** I didn't expect to see Legends of Tomorrow content on my FJ. 03/16/2016 on The Best System +10
#16 - Top quality meme, there. 03/14/2016 on so strange to compare boys... +30
#20 - I remember liking girls in high school, then trying to act coo… 03/11/2016 on When you see your crush... +17
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#62 - someguynsfw (10/19/2012) [-]
Hey buddy

If you remember, I asked for sauce on a gif of a tied up woman getting screwed and you replied? can you tell me again or send me a message, because I couldn't see your comment because the content was deleted. Thanks
#63 to #62 - morphodite (10/19/2012) [-]
http://rosselitoart.blogspot.com/2010/11/lara-croft-tied-and-raped-animated.html

No prob, buddy :)
#61 - jorgethemaster (10/13/2012) [-]
Wow man, thanks a lot! :D

I like giving things away, but im running out of old items and those are perfect! Really appreciate it man! Cheers! Have a good day (:
#60 - crazecraka (09/12/2012) [-]
Whats been goin on bro?
#59 - mango (09/12/2012) [-]
I heard you were giving away free items, so I send you a trade?
#53 - martinapplejack (08/29/2012) [-]
Trade you a cake for a magic beam spell? You don't have a cake and it's worth more than your spell
#54 to #53 - morphodite (08/30/2012) [-]
lol just take it. I stopped caring about funnyjunk items a long time ago... Send me the request when you get a chance :)
#56 to #54 - martinapplejack (08/30/2012) [-]
Can I have some of your other stuff as well?
#57 to #56 - morphodite (08/30/2012) [-]
Everything I have duplicates of. Don't expect me to accept all the requests now, though...
#58 to #57 - martinapplejack (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks. You're awesome
#55 to #54 - martinapplejack (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks
#51 - crazecraka (08/29/2012) [-]
what happened to that guy winning all your items
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