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morphodite

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: ps2, ps3, ps4
Video Games Played: Castlevania series, Assassin's Creed series, Phoenix Wright series, Sly Cooper series, Batman Arkham series, Pokemon series, Sonic series, Infamous series, Bastion, Rogue Legacy, Sleeping Dogs, The Wolf Among Us, The Witcher 3, and others I'm forgetting.
Interests: Gaming, Drawing, and Masturbating
Date Signed Up:12/15/2010
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:The Land of Freedom
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1008
Comment Ranking:#378
Highest Content Rank:#804
Highest Comment Rank:#190
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Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
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Level 308 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 309 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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latest user's comments

#4 - left? ***** , this is all he ever had. Pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Jeff Ross roasts criminals +11
User avatar #7 - coronus (07/03/2015) [-]
Pretty much.

On the bright side, a little humor and humanity are what prisoners in this country need to actually matriculate back into society whithout the risk of ending right back up in prison. There have been so many studies and reports done on the flaws of American correctional facilities, but nothing changes. That's why we have so many people in for life; they commit repeated federal offences, and end up unable to leave.
#3 - Your dog would have to step into it because of its legs. 07/03/2015 on German Shepherds are a lie 0
#2 - Comment deleted 07/03/2015 on Michael J. Fox 0
#5 - I once pissed the bed because I was too lazy to get up and go …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Zombie Ops +2
User avatar #6 - doktorosiris (07/03/2015) [-]
You are an inspiration to us all.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Smarter than me 0
#2 - programmer Comment deleted by morphodite
#13 - Ah. Another vampire hunter, I see.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Master +6
User avatar #36 - windson (07/03/2015) [-]
Was that even a good movie?
User avatar #63 - guardianatreyu (07/03/2015) [-]
It was pretty good.
User avatar #64 - windson (07/03/2015) [-]
No, let me guess.
The book was better.
User avatar #65 - guardianatreyu (07/03/2015) [-]
Never read the book.
User avatar #47 - floopdawhoop (07/03/2015) [-]
It was pretty good, but I think the book had a much better ending.
User avatar #42 - morphodite (07/03/2015) [-]
It was an okay movie, but the novel is excellent.
User avatar #40 - mangostormlegend (07/03/2015) [-]
It was a good novel
#5 - For what perceivable legitimate reason would your wife be mad …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/03/2015 on proud dad +186
#50 - thespiled (07/03/2015) [-]
#43 - aaauuuggghhh (07/03/2015) [-]
Probably because she's already into black dudes
User avatar #27 - Ruspanic (07/03/2015) [-]
might just be a sort of friendly contest with the dad. Where each of them want the girl to turn out like them
User avatar #13 - masdercheef (07/03/2015) [-]
She may find it inappropriate for her daughter to be interested in Star Wars, a stereotypically masculine thing, rather than Disney Princesses, a stereotypically feminine thing.

I personally think kids should be able to play with whatever they want, honestly. Meaning if some peoples' daughters prefer the Star Wars, GI Joe, fire trucks n' shit and some sons just go for princesses and easy-bake ovens and stuff, it ain't no big deal. They're kids playing with toys, what the fuck you gotta make an issue out of?
#39 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
No no no no no no no.

Don't let your son be into pretty prissy pink shit.

That's how bronies are made.
User avatar #40 - neutralgray (07/03/2015) [-]
Please stop talking and then continue not talking.
#49 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
Mark my words, the next generation will be a generation of pretty prissy pink princess boys that will think it's okay to be complete faggots.
#59 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
No, it'll be a generation of assholes who thinks it's ok to go around calling everyone faggots and shunning others for being into different things.
#38 - bann (07/03/2015) [-]
It can be harder to get through life when you're not into "normal" things. I suppose they figure if they can set their kid up for an easier life, they're doing parenting right.
#6 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
I'm assuming he's referring to a playful "one-hand-on-the-hip-and-the-other-wagging-a-finger-but-not-with-like-an-an gry-or-even-stern-look-on-the-face-more-like-a-quarter-smirk" type of way.
Not a legitimately disappointed or angry way.
User avatar #30 - dreygur (07/03/2015) [-]
First time I've wanted punctation on that kind of quote.
#6 - You know, I actually understand that. I'm gonna go into a stor…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on How to win a argument +3
User avatar #25 - machiavellianhumor (07/03/2015) [-]
good stuff good stuff
#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on God Forgive Us +3
#17 - Whaaaaaaaaa Comment deleted by morphodite
#4 - The year's officially half over. Wanted to get a gf this year.…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2015 on How to win a argument +4
User avatar #5 - machiavellianhumor (07/03/2015) [-]
you'll never get a gf before you work on yourself. your goal shouldn't be a girlfirend. it should be the you that makes you happy. once you do that you'll find the gf thing just sort of flows in naturally.
User avatar #14 - wcpapier (07/03/2015) [-]
thats funny, i am the me that makes me happy for years now and i am still single, like 24 years long. gee wizz time and happyness sure help.
i really dont care that i am single, i just wanted to be a dick and try to prove you wrong
User avatar #6 - morphodite (07/03/2015) [-]
You know, I actually understand that. I'm gonna go into a story, so just read the TLDR if you hate reading.

I worked my first job for 14 months. My official title was a "Treat Team Member". My responsibilities were unloading, pumping, and preparing the ice in the morning, replacing labels, serving treats to customers, running the cash register, doing dishes, sweeping, mopping, going to the storage locker with a weird-to-control cart when we were low on supplies, restocking the store when necessary, taking out the trash, cleaning machine parts, wearing a giant mascot suit and dancing around during summer to attract customers, wearing a very uncomfortable uniform all the while, and giving out free samples in the front of the store while shouting at the top of my lungs. I absolutely hated it. I worked every single weekend for shit pay ($7.25 is min. wage here) with no raise and got yelled at by my boss damn near every day. My parents determined if I didn't have a job I was automatically a lazy piece of shit, which is why they forced me to stay as long as I did. Eventually, I just got so tired I told my parents to fuck off and put in my two weeks notice. After I left, I felt better than I'd ever felt in my life. I ate better. I exercised more. I spent more time with my friends. My grades were better. It only took me a month to get my first girlfriend. I was so happy. Anyway, I guess I just lost touch of how to be that guy who appreciates life and makes an effort to stay happy. You're absolutely right. I need to change for the better.

TLDR: I had a shitty job, left, it turned out to be a positive change in my life, I started making other good changes, and I got a gf. You're right. I need to make a change to be happy again, and maybe a gf will come along.
User avatar #25 - machiavellianhumor (07/03/2015) [-]
good stuff good stuff
#7 - It went exactly as I thought it would go. 07/03/2015 on gg 0
#3 - Comment deleted 07/03/2015 on Please help my cause 0
#3 - Comment deleted 07/03/2015 on 'Street' Magic +4
#3 - Picture 07/03/2015 on Totally not good +9
#2 - I broke up with my ex gf last year on New Years Eve. Thought I… 07/03/2015 on Now you understand Blink-182 -1
#17 - I mean, they don't really have to either. I get what you're sa… 07/03/2015 on Gender equality now! +2
#12 - Already commented (#11), but I also loved this scene from Tall… 07/03/2015 on Favorite movie scenes anyone? 0
#7 - *Oh 07/03/2015 on Spongbob +1
#6 - I god I feel like an idiot. Thanks.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Spongbob +5
#8 - DemonMatt (07/03/2015) [-]
No problem. Try to get some sleep, bruv.
User avatar #7 - morphodite (07/03/2015) [-]
*Oh
#11 - The ending of Shindler's List hit me pretty hard. 07/03/2015 on Favorite movie scenes anyone? 0
#3 - I'm probably just too tired to understand. Someone please explain?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Spongbob +3
User avatar #5 - DemonMatt (07/03/2015) [-]
"There's a note."
Musical note.
"There's a letter."
The letter B.
#6 - morphodite (07/03/2015) [-]
I god I feel like an idiot.

Thanks.
#8 - DemonMatt (07/03/2015) [-]
No problem. Try to get some sleep, bruv.
User avatar #7 - morphodite (07/03/2015) [-]
*Oh
#24 - Oh god, that'd be sweet. Way better than that crappily animate… 07/03/2015 on spoderman plz 0
#13 - It's been storming a bunch the last couple days where I live, … 07/03/2015 on interesting facts 0
#299 - Not bad. 07/03/2015 on You have to eat what you... 0
#297 - **morphodite used "*roll picture*"** **morphodite rolled image ** 07/03/2015 on You have to eat what you... 0

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#66 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
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#62 - someguynsfw (10/19/2012) [-]
Hey buddy

If you remember, I asked for sauce on a gif of a tied up woman getting screwed and you replied? can you tell me again or send me a message, because I couldn't see your comment because the content was deleted. Thanks
User avatar #63 to #62 - morphodite (10/19/2012) [-]
http://rosselitoart.blogspot.com/2010/11/lara-croft-tied-and-raped-animated.html

No prob, buddy :)
User avatar #61 - jorgethemaster (10/13/2012) [-]
Wow man, thanks a lot! :D

I like giving things away, but im running out of old items and those are perfect! Really appreciate it man! Cheers! Have a good day (:
User avatar #60 - crazecraka (09/12/2012) [-]
Whats been goin on bro?
#59 - mango ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
I heard you were giving away free items, so I send you a trade?
User avatar #53 - martinapplejack (08/29/2012) [-]
Trade you a cake for a magic beam spell? You don't have a cake and it's worth more than your spell
User avatar #54 to #53 - morphodite (08/30/2012) [-]
lol just take it. I stopped caring about funnyjunk items a long time ago... Send me the request when you get a chance :)
User avatar #56 to #54 - martinapplejack (08/30/2012) [-]
Can I have some of your other stuff as well?
User avatar #57 to #56 - morphodite (08/30/2012) [-]
Everything I have duplicates of. Don't expect me to accept all the requests now, though...
User avatar #58 to #57 - martinapplejack (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks. You're awesome
User avatar #51 - crazecraka (08/29/2012) [-]
what happened to that guy winning all your items
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#47 - cooltrainergill (08/28/2012) [-]
Whos awesome? You're awesome :D
User avatar #48 to #47 - morphodite (08/28/2012) [-]
Thanks :) Sorry, but you can't have all my gems n stuff. I made promises to other people...
#49 to #48 - cooltrainergill (08/28/2012) [-]
lol, no need to apologize, I got greedy.
#41 - cooltrainergill (08/28/2012) [-]
4 babies for a couple angelic and evil ores?
User avatar #43 to #41 - morphodite (08/28/2012) [-]
lol have them for free :) Send requests
#46 to #43 - cooltrainergill (08/28/2012) [-]
ARE YOU GIVING AWAY EVERYTHING? Because if you are, then you're ******* awesome :D
User avatar #39 - unknownxdeath (08/28/2012) [-]
Can you please give me your book of damination and i'll give you a pretty sweet idea!
User avatar #40 to #39 - morphodite (08/28/2012) [-]
sorry, it's not for trade :(
User avatar #42 to #40 - unknownxdeath (08/28/2012) [-]
Like for an idea for your sweet contests i just want it bad please bro!
User avatar #44 to #42 - morphodite (08/28/2012) [-]
I already promised it to someone else :(
User avatar #45 to #44 - unknownxdeath (08/28/2012) [-]
Please you have no idea how badd i want it! I't poppped out like 15 times and i never got it not once! please!
User avatar #38 - jorgethemaster (08/28/2012) [-]
No problem, i want to thank you on behalf of eerybody that you have given the items to. Although i may not gave got anything, it doesnt matter because i knwo others need it more than me. Thank you for taking the time to send and accept all the trade requests for all the people who got items.

Thanks again morphodite (:

Have a great day/night.

- Jorgethemaster
User avatar #32 - jorgethemaster (08/28/2012) [-]
book of damnation.

I wont ask for much like others, just one.

its like christmas.
User avatar #33 to #32 - jorgethemaster (08/28/2012) [-]
forgot to say please (:
User avatar #34 to #33 - morphodite (08/28/2012) [-]
tell me on the original comment. I won't be checking my profile
User avatar #29 - welcomebacktoclass (08/28/2012) [-]
Could i have your james brown or any books?
User avatar #31 to #29 - morphodite (08/28/2012) [-]
reply to my original comment. That's what I'll be checking. Trades will not start until 12
User avatar #28 - paras (08/28/2012) [-]
book of damnation
User avatar #27 - CapnInterwebz (08/28/2012) [-]
i like your book of human sacrafice
User avatar #30 to #27 - CapnInterwebz (08/28/2012) [-]
and that strange cube, and your other books
User avatar #26 - paras (08/28/2012) [-]
fire cannon
User avatar #24 - paras (08/28/2012) [-]
book of human sacrifice
User avatar #19 - zhayce (08/27/2012) [-]
Interested in 2 babies for a Thumbs Up Guitar?
User avatar #21 to #19 - morphodite (08/27/2012) [-]
Wait do you want the guitar or the babies?
User avatar #23 to #21 - zhayce (08/27/2012) [-]
the guitar
User avatar #20 to #19 - morphodite (08/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'll send
User avatar #22 to #20 - zhayce (08/27/2012) [-]
What item do you want me to trade the second for?
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