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morphodite

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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-iJmnDAPKFtkH_gb
Consoles Owned: ps2, ps3, ps4
Video Games Played: Castlevania, Assassin's Creed, Phoenix Wright, Sly Cooper, Batman Arkham, Pokemon, Sonic, Infamous, Bastion, Darksiders, Rogue Legacy, Sleeping Dogs, The Wolf Among Us, The Witcher 3, and more.
Interests: Gaming, Drawing, and Masturbating
Date Signed Up:12/15/2010
Location:The Land of Freedom
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2629
Comment Ranking:#1315
Highest Content Rank:#286
Highest Comment Rank:#190
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Content Level Progress: 94.2% (942/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 8.3% (83/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:26
Content Views:996196
Times Content Favorited:2749 times
Total Comments Made:3387
FJ Points:29107
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FJ's really fucking autistic, but I've been here too long to leave so fuck it.

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    FMA Brotherhood Outtakes FMA Brotherhood Outtakes
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    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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    Piano Playing Piano Playing
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    Pokemade me feel bad Pokemade me feel bad
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    A Gay Hike A Gay Hike
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latest user's comments

#71 - Picture 17 hours ago on when you make it a cheap tatoo +1
#26 - It's been years since I last used this gif. 17 hours ago on It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy 0
#33 - Actually, the saltiest place on Earth is the Don Juan Pond. He… 06/30/2016 on #Heterosexualprideday 0
#114 - jk that was pretty good. 06/29/2016 on the T R I G G E R I N G +1
#5 - It's from Conan. 06/29/2016 on Dawn of Lewd... +19
#18 - There are some pretty great twitter accounts out there. Especi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2016 on R8 my toast +14
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#91 - donatelo (06/29/2016) [-]
Holy fuck..clever bastard
#5 - Alfred Pennyworth- the sassiest ************ in Gotham.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2016 on the butt night +20
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#6 - thatspanishguy (06/29/2016) [-]
Savage
#74 - You bet your sweet ass I can! Really looking for… 06/29/2016 on the T R I G G E R I N G +7
#66 - My last name is Wright, and you wouldn't believe the amount of…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/29/2016 on the T R I G G E R I N G +6
#175 - inverseiconoclasm (06/29/2016) [-]
My last name is Rethlake. It looks exactly as it is said.

I still get people spelling and pronouncing it wrong.
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#209 - hurpfry (06/29/2016) [-]
Dude that's a fucking awesome last name
#107 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
you mean asked you to spell it wright
#114 - morphodite (06/29/2016) [-]
jk that was pretty good.
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#76 - stealthpsybeast (06/29/2016) [-]
My last name is Cartwright.
#73 - funpunk (06/29/2016) [-]
But can you defend people in a court of law?
#74 - morphodite (06/29/2016) [-]
You bet your sweet ass I can!

Really looking forward to the new game with Maya returning.
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#71 - kruewella (06/29/2016) [-]
My last name is Reitz and people think its spelled like yours
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#69 - musiceveryday (06/29/2016) [-]
Yeah man, my last name is Pearce. You would be supprised how often people can't spelll it.
#139 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
Haha people need to learn how to spellll.
#7 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 06/28/2016 on elephanty +32
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#22 - kurtlanglie (06/28/2016) [-]
One day you will close the book and never open it again.
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#18 - stickmansam (06/28/2016) [-]
thats to much pressure!
i have to keep rereading this book or they die!

what if i cant give them they attention they deserve?

i cant pay the bills and read at the same time?!?!!

theyre dooooooooooooooooooomed!!!!!!!!!
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#24 - angryeggs (06/28/2016) [-]
Or you could just leave the book open, I guess.
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#25 - stickmansam (06/28/2016) [-]
doesnt count cus im not there supporting them
#17 - ugoboom (06/28/2016) [-]
yes
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#16 - roflstorm (06/28/2016) [-]
8/10

It was a nice ending
#8 - vincento (06/28/2016) [-]
nice sweet end
thank you for the opportunity
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#30 - dbqpdb (06/28/2016) [-]
I worked at a library for 2 years and those pig and elephant books are really popular with a lot of kids, from what I saw.