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#209 - Well that is you and belittling women who don't fit up to your… 05/29/2012 on Hipsters in Space +2
#179 - Putting make up over any kind of skin irritation will only ser…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2012 on Hipsters in Space +12
#189 - DrBobsPatient (05/29/2012) [-]
yeah, but guys don't want to be dating girls that look like guys... at least that's my take on things...
#247 - jesusfrankenstein (05/29/2012) [-]
#244 - jesusfrankenstein has deleted their comment.
#209 - morbiferous (05/29/2012) [-]
Well that is you and belittling women who don't fit up to your standard of women's beauty makes you a dick. We all have preferences but that does not make it okay to put down women who aren't very feminine looking.
#199 - puttdawg (05/29/2012) [-]
#6 - My bad, but the point still stands; it was before the fire lor…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2012 on Super Avatar World -1
#8 - devout feminist (05/29/2012) [-]
(Different Anon)

I'm not sure we're on the same page, but the (fire) is referring to firebending, the martial art. The first maybe, 2/3 of sozin's reign was peaceful, because he didn't really instigate the war until avatar roku's death, which was 12 years before sozin's death.

After Sozin was fire lord Azulon, who was the commander and leader for most of the war.

Then came Fire Lord Ozai, who ruled for 5 years and then the war ended and Fire Lord Zuko came into office simultaniusly.
#4 - It was before Ozai's reign that they lived in peace.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2012 on Super Avatar World -1
#5 - devout feminist (05/29/2012) [-]
Wrong. Firelord Ozai was there AFTER the fire nation attacked. It was Fire Lord Sozen who started the fighting by taking out the air nomads.
User avatar #6 - morbiferous (05/29/2012) [-]
My bad, but the point still stands; it was before the fire lord's attack that there was peace.
#8 - devout feminist (05/29/2012) [-]
(Different Anon)

I'm not sure we're on the same page, but the (fire) is referring to firebending, the martial art. The first maybe, 2/3 of sozin's reign was peaceful, because he didn't really instigate the war until avatar roku's death, which was 12 years before sozin's death.

After Sozin was fire lord Azulon, who was the commander and leader for most of the war.

Then came Fire Lord Ozai, who ruled for 5 years and then the war ended and Fire Lord Zuko came into office simultaniusly.
#52 - lol no einsteinonacid. [url deleted] 05/29/2012 on Hipsters in Space 0
#2 - Picture 05/29/2012 on Hipsters in Space +45
#49 - Supplies: >1 medium/large bowl >1 rubber spatula &g…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2012 on Silly black people +10
#50 - parkourboss (05/28/2012) [-]
Thank you kind person
#40 - Does anyone want the recipe for this?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2012 on Silly black people +1
User avatar #44 - parkourboss (05/28/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #49 - morbiferous (05/28/2012) [-]
Supplies:
>1 medium/large bowl >1 rubber spatula >deep pan or deep fryer >1 slotted spoon

Ingredents:
>2 cup white cake mix or 2 cup self-rising flour
>1/2-1 cup of sugar to taste
>1 package geletin of matching flavor to kool aid (if you can't find this use unflavored and a second package of kool aid)
>1 package kool aid
>1 or 2 large eggs
>6tbs softened butter (not melted!)
>2tbs milk
>enough oil to fry them

Instructions:
>Begin heating your oil in the pan/fryer>Sift the flour/cake mix, geletin, sugar, and kool aid into a bowl along with a pinch of salt. >Using your fingertips, rub in the butter until the mixture is fine and crumbly, and make a well in the center. >Using a rubber spatula, stir the combined egg and milk into the flour mixture to form a soft dough.>Form them into balls and drop them into the oil>Let fry until a toothpick when poked in comes out clean. >Remove them and let cool.

If you guys have an inner fat kid like me you can sprinkle or coat them in sugar.
#50 - parkourboss (05/28/2012) [-]
Thank you kind person
#16 - Then she should have really caked that lipstick on. All m… 05/28/2012 on Toph Bei Fong & Asami Sato +10
#11 - Maybe. I think we'll have to wait and see. 05/27/2012 on Toph Bei Fong & Asami Sato 0
#6 - She also didn't seem distraught about her father being with Am…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Toph Bei Fong & Asami Sato 0
User avatar #7 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
I think it will be revealed closer to the end of the season
User avatar #11 - morbiferous (05/27/2012) [-]
Maybe. I think we'll have to wait and see.
User avatar #8 - absynthe (05/27/2012) [-]
only gonna be one season, theyre probably not gonna wait that long
User avatar #12 - bosskiss (05/27/2012) [-]
they already ordered a second season
avatar.wikia.com/wiki/The_Legend_of_Korra
User avatar #13 - absynthe (05/27/2012) [-]
last i saw from the creators was saying it will be 24 episodes and one book
User avatar #9 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
Two seasons.

Yes they are.
User avatar #10 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
It will be at the end.
#4 - Especially her whole "I feel so safe" thing..  [+] (11 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Toph Bei Fong & Asami Sato +10
#15 - vorack (05/28/2012) [-]
Or more likely, "She wants the dick!"


Pic Completely Related...somehow....
#16 - morbiferous (05/28/2012) [-]
Then she should have really caked that lipstick on.
All men want a tramp.
User avatar #5 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
And in the last episode when they were confronting Asami played the Non-bender card.
User avatar #6 - morbiferous (05/27/2012) [-]
She also didn't seem distraught about her father being with Amon.
Very shifty, but we won't know more until the 2nd.
User avatar #7 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
I think it will be revealed closer to the end of the season
User avatar #11 - morbiferous (05/27/2012) [-]
Maybe. I think we'll have to wait and see.
User avatar #8 - absynthe (05/27/2012) [-]
only gonna be one season, theyre probably not gonna wait that long
User avatar #12 - bosskiss (05/27/2012) [-]
they already ordered a second season
avatar.wikia.com/wiki/The_Legend_of_Korra
User avatar #13 - absynthe (05/27/2012) [-]
last i saw from the creators was saying it will be 24 episodes and one book
User avatar #9 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
Two seasons.

Yes they are.
User avatar #10 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
It will be at the end.
#2 - She probably will, along with messing with my OTP for Mako.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Toph Bei Fong & Asami Sato +8
User avatar #3 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
Yes it all seems very suspicious.
#4 - morbiferous (05/27/2012) [-]
Especially her whole "I feel so safe" thing..
#15 - vorack (05/28/2012) [-]
Or more likely, "She wants the dick!"


Pic Completely Related...somehow....
#16 - morbiferous (05/28/2012) [-]
Then she should have really caked that lipstick on.
All men want a tramp.
User avatar #5 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
And in the last episode when they were confronting Asami played the Non-bender card.
User avatar #6 - morbiferous (05/27/2012) [-]
She also didn't seem distraught about her father being with Amon.
Very shifty, but we won't know more until the 2nd.
User avatar #7 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
I think it will be revealed closer to the end of the season
User avatar #11 - morbiferous (05/27/2012) [-]
Maybe. I think we'll have to wait and see.
User avatar #8 - absynthe (05/27/2012) [-]
only gonna be one season, theyre probably not gonna wait that long
User avatar #12 - bosskiss (05/27/2012) [-]
they already ordered a second season
avatar.wikia.com/wiki/The_Legend_of_Korra
User avatar #13 - absynthe (05/27/2012) [-]
last i saw from the creators was saying it will be 24 episodes and one book
User avatar #9 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
Two seasons.

Yes they are.
User avatar #10 - helenwheels (05/27/2012) [-]
It will be at the end.
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#8 - Reminds me of this. 05/27/2012 on backwards christmas +39
#38 - Shit Barbie, get it together. Now is not the time to wear whit… 05/27/2012 on Oh, Barbie. 0
#2 - Towel Day is an annual celebration on the 25th of May, as a tr… 05/25/2012 on The Answer +1
#515 - From my experience the experiment does give off heat and when …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on Science! 0
User avatar #528 - aldheim (05/25/2012) [-]
It was definitely exothermic, otherwise it wouldn't have happened so easily.
But that's not what causes all the awesome.
#339 - you are*  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on Science! +3
#346 - alphajunk (05/25/2012) [-]
GEE..thanks for counting that little error
#80 - It's letting off heat and or light so it is an exothermic reac…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on Science! 0
User avatar #81 - olimpa (05/24/2012) [-]
i know what it means :D
#361 - >go to upload text/link >put your text/story in the … 05/24/2012 on Scary Story Time 0
#72 - Also everyday-cute. 05/24/2012 on BOOOO 0
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#4 - absynthe (05/21/2012) [-]
hey give me a call whenever you see this, i tried calling with no reply
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#1 - factowave (05/04/2012) [-]
you gave me a good feel
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