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Date Signed Up:8/24/2011
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Level 149 Content: Faptastic → Level 150 Content: Faptastic
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Level 202 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 203 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:278 times
Total Comments Made:367
FJ Points:6001
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    it just came to me it just came to me
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    Why doesnt Garfield go to funerals? Why doesnt Garfield go to funerals?
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    still gets me still gets me

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#93 - I see you read the smoke buddy reviews as well  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2016 on Sand People 0
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#94 - lovot (08/28/2016) [-]
Nah, I have simply dealt with activated carbon filters, they seem like they would filter out all the smoke, and have a fairly high capacity. 3M particle filters for a respirator would work as well since filtering out small particles is what they are designed for.
#44 - This is the most relevant roll 08/28/2016 on Dream job 0
#28 - For it matters not. My weiner shall touch neither. But yet and…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2016 on Serve and Protect Senpai +8
#33 - volksworgen (08/26/2016) [-]
**volksworgen used "*roll picture*"**
**volksworgen rolled image**such a powerful poem.
#33 - Do you even fire emblem 08/26/2016 on Dolled Up -1
#42 - This paragraph is a sight of beauty with true feeling in every word. 08/22/2016 on Harambe bucks +1
#56 - Youre taking this too rough buddy.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2016 on Fathers +1
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#57 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
I'm very passionate about reality.
#46 - My bad  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Fathers +1
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#53 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
It's ok, you were probably too busy parenting to learn to spell.
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#89 - markipliergame (08/20/2016) [-]
because as we all know everyone's first language is English
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#90 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
He made absolutely no errors up until that one word, so I'd guess that his first language is english.
#56 - moosecream (08/20/2016) [-]
Youre taking this too rough buddy.
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#57 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
I'm very passionate about reality.
#42 - Come back as a dad young nefiew.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Fathers +1
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#45 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
>did you just misspell nephew? Come back as an adult.

Saying "you aren't allowed to have an opinion unless you have personally experienced something" is insane. Parenting is not that hard, and that's just when you're parenting well. Seriously, stop pedestalising parenthood, it's getting sad.
#46 - moosecream (08/20/2016) [-]
My bad
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#53 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
It's ok, you were probably too busy parenting to learn to spell.
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#89 - markipliergame (08/20/2016) [-]
because as we all know everyone's first language is English
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#90 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
He made absolutely no errors up until that one word, so I'd guess that his first language is english.
#56 - moosecream (08/20/2016) [-]
Youre taking this too rough buddy.
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#57 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
I'm very passionate about reality.
#39 - Well let me hear a theoretical physicist tell me which is hard…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Fathers +1
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#40 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
Watching a child sit into a bucket < Uniting the four fundamental forces.
#42 - moosecream (08/20/2016) [-]
Come back as a dad young nefiew.
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#45 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
>did you just misspell nephew? Come back as an adult.

Saying "you aren't allowed to have an opinion unless you have personally experienced something" is insane. Parenting is not that hard, and that's just when you're parenting well. Seriously, stop pedestalising parenthood, it's getting sad.
#46 - moosecream (08/20/2016) [-]
My bad
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#53 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
It's ok, you were probably too busy parenting to learn to spell.
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#89 - markipliergame (08/20/2016) [-]
because as we all know everyone's first language is English
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#90 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
He made absolutely no errors up until that one word, so I'd guess that his first language is english.
#56 - moosecream (08/20/2016) [-]
Youre taking this too rough buddy.
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#57 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
I'm very passionate about reality.
#26 - Does anybody commenting about this actually have kids and a st…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Fathers +7
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#30 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure being a theoretical physicist is the hardest job you can have... parenting is not a job, it's a responsibility.
#84 - ripinkill (08/20/2016) [-]
Pretty sure being a theoretical physicist isn't your average Joe every day line of work.
Being a good parent is a hard and rewarding job. It is not suffering but it takes work. Unfortunately people take raising good citizens for society too lightly sometimes, just look at all the shit people we gotta deal with.
#39 - moosecream (08/20/2016) [-]
Well let me hear a theoretical physicist tell me which is harder. A day at work or a day of potty training. Physically, mentally and emotionally kids are hard af when your trying
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#40 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
Watching a child sit into a bucket < Uniting the four fundamental forces.
#42 - moosecream (08/20/2016) [-]
Come back as a dad young nefiew.
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#45 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
>did you just misspell nephew? Come back as an adult.

Saying "you aren't allowed to have an opinion unless you have personally experienced something" is insane. Parenting is not that hard, and that's just when you're parenting well. Seriously, stop pedestalising parenthood, it's getting sad.
#46 - moosecream (08/20/2016) [-]
My bad
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#53 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
It's ok, you were probably too busy parenting to learn to spell.
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#89 - markipliergame (08/20/2016) [-]
because as we all know everyone's first language is English
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#90 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
He made absolutely no errors up until that one word, so I'd guess that his first language is english.
#56 - moosecream (08/20/2016) [-]
Youre taking this too rough buddy.
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#57 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2016) [-]
I'm very passionate about reality.