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moortuse

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Gender: male
Interests: Viyda Games, Cool Fresh Memes
Date Signed Up:6/14/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14876
Highest Content Rank:#1039
Highest Comment Rank:#1540
Content Thumbs: 2865 total,  3478 ,  613
Comment Thumbs: 3009 total,  3281 ,  272
Content Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:2
Content Views:159789
Times Content Favorited:122 times
Total Comments Made:409
FJ Points:4787
Just your average autistic faggot on FunnyJunk

latest user's comments

#67 - When you feelin classy, but you also horny af 03/28/2015 on Dildo Generator +130
#9 - I-is this a fetish? If so, sign me the hell up. 03/28/2015 on beat your meat +1
#26 - I am so confused. Please send help.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Darn, no blowjob 0
#30 - ompalomper (03/24/2015) [-]
the game - mass effect
the character - tali'zorah. possible romance for the player. due to reasons her specie always needs to wear a full body suit meaning that you could never see who they looked like.
the hype - the fans speculated like crazy over just how they looked under the suits and there was a generally accepted appearance that everyone liked.
the fuck-up - due to the gross fuck-up that the game was due to a new retarded writer, a stupidly rushed deadline and general stupidity the details of the game were shit. the awful picture above is what they decided Tali looked like and was a "reward" for romancing her.
the mooing - the fact that the picture is a bad photoshop of someones gf and not a proper picture of a depiction of the character made fans pissed
#40 - wimwam has deleted their comment.
#42 - wimwam (03/24/2015) [-]
Maybe I should read the whole comment first
#45 - Here ya go boss man, some fresh dank OC just for you <3 03/23/2015 on FJ OC Images +1
#46 - I hope you are happy with what you had just done, you bastard.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on yearbook quotes 0
User avatar #64 - optimism (03/23/2015) [-]
sorry
#156 - yes 03/23/2015 on How should the site be run? +11
#319 - I just accidentally ordered a pizza online, and I am too intro…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on Let out your feelings on FJ +2
#365 - nimdatoggaf (03/22/2015) [-]
HEY FUCKER, think that you'll be dead some day, could be two weeks from now or a lifetime... in any case, what is there to fucking lose? CANCEL THAT PIZZA
#369185 - Allahu Akbar 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#369073 - Allahu Akbar 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#13 - That show was the **** . Now excuse me while I go binge…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Shocking +20
User avatar #14 - srhkid (03/21/2015) [-]
Happy Friday!
#27 - Gutter Brothers - House of Ill Repute  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on 9/11 +3
User avatar #29 - kibbleking (03/20/2015) [-]
thank
#14 - Was about to say the same. The insect nervous systems are supe…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Stag Beetle KILLS tarantula +5
User avatar #27 - greensofa (03/21/2015) [-]
Interesting. Can ya explain more?
User avatar #17 - testaburger (03/20/2015) [-]
Usually get thumbed to hell for saying these things.

I guess FJ isn't being a nigger today
#24 - anon (03/21/2015) [-]
its because this is a youtube video and people usually skip youtube videos. so no one is seeing your comment
#10 - It's funny because this is exactly what actual feminists t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Meninists unite! +259
User avatar #76 - HarvietheDinkle (03/21/2015) [-]
is this one of admin''s starving orphan pictures
User avatar #77 - HarvietheDinkle (03/21/2015) [-]
starving north korean children*
#16 - I have the same problem. I live in Florida, but for me to be …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Meanwhile in the UK. +9
User avatar #114 - rmoran (03/21/2015) [-]
I couldn't see it from the US anyway.
#6 - Mein ***** 03/20/2015 on Hitler did nothing wrong +2
#8 - Comment deleted 03/20/2015 on Terrorist problems 0
#12 - I can't not post this.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2015 on 9/11 +34
#26 - squeejee (03/20/2015) [-]
Radical Islam
User avatar #25 - kibbleking (03/20/2015) [-]
song name plz
User avatar #50 - mvtjets (03/21/2015) [-]
DAROOD LE SANDSTORM ROFLLLLLL XDDDDDDD
User avatar #27 - moortuse (03/20/2015) [-]
Gutter Brothers - House of Ill Repute
User avatar #29 - kibbleking (03/20/2015) [-]
thank
#3 - Picture 03/20/2015 on thank mr skeltal +1
#1 - Picture 03/20/2015 on bat nipps +105
#8 - This is just Japan's attempt at being real life Pokemon masters.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Stag Beetle KILLS tarantula +2
#13 - joemamaa (03/20/2015) [-]
im pretty sure its this sort of thing that inspired pokemon
#1 - This is what the legend foretold. The one thing that can gran…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Would you eat it? +20
User avatar #31 - RiflemanFunny (03/21/2015) [-]
You mean Obey flatbilled caps and Adidas jackets?
#6 - I swear I proof read that **** at least 5 times and did…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Ghost Wang +4
#7 - andreweasley (03/20/2015) [-]
**andreweasley used "*Roll Picture*"**
**andreweasley rolled image** Reed slohwer
#4 - Thanks man. 03/20/2015 on Ghost Wang 0
#1 - Hoping the dick isn't detailed enough to warrant a ban or deletion.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Ghost Wang +11
#3 - lightspeedtooslow (03/20/2015) [-]
You're fine. Relax
#4 - moortuse (03/20/2015) [-]
Thanks man.
#2 - zombiemanz (03/20/2015) [-]
#50 - Inside North Korea Documentary. It's on youtube, so I think i… 03/20/2015 on FJ Movie night? +1

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User avatar #1 - moortuse (03/17/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by moortuse
You are pretty rad
User avatar #3 - nyawgga (05/19/2015) [-]
I've spent some time in the pickup community, and if there's anything I've learned..

It's that true happiness. does not. come from. women.

It is produced internally. Women will NEVER be a reliable source of happiness. Because you will get the girl eventually, sure, but they will never be exactly as you want them to be. Not to mention that they can dump you, **** with your mind, ignore you, make you fall in love again, make you fall for them after they've dumped you.
It's. ******** , and you can't fall for it. You know that feeling you get when you're texting a girl you're crushing on, and she'll reply to your text, and you get like that ******* shockwave of adrenaline like OMFG SHE REPLIED!!!!!!! No. This cannot be your source of happiness. It needs to be produced internally.

Once you are able to produce happiness internally and keep a smile on your face and be happy, learn to let loose and have fun, and learn how to properly be social without feeling the need to impress anybody but simply for self amusement, women will naturally be attracted to that. Also, you need good hygiene and style

If any of the above sounds confusing, or further needs explanation, let me ******* explain to you because I've been dealing with this **** for the past two years, and it was one tough hole to crawl out of.

If you're simply desperate to lose your virginity, buy an escort. its what I did.
#4 to #3 - moortuse (05/19/2015) [-]
Hey thanks man, you're a total bro.   It's nice to actually hear back from people in this community.
Hey thanks man, you're a total bro. It's nice to actually hear back from people in this community.
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