Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

moooossseeee    

Rank #29656 on Subscribers
moooossseeee Avatar Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Offline
Send mail to moooossseeee Block moooossseeee Invite moooossseeee to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:10/21/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2028 total,  2269 ,  241
Comment Thumbs: 2659 total,  3515 ,  856
Content Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 39% (39/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:2
Content Views:60311
Times Content Favorited:44 times
Total Comments Made:1526
FJ Points:514
Favorite Tags: Minecraft (2) | philosoraptor (2)

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny text/links

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

  • Views: 36943
    Thumbs Up 1888 Thumbs Down 124 Total: +1764
    Comments: 94
    Favorites: 39
    Uploaded: 03/14/12
    Headphones Headphones
  • Views: 3426
    Thumbs Up 72 Thumbs Down 10 Total: +62
    Comments: 12
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 07/01/12
    EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
  • Views: 2864
    Thumbs Up 49 Thumbs Down 10 Total: +39
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 01/07/12
    Morbid for Married Men Morbid for Married Men
  • Views: 2747
    Thumbs Up 45 Thumbs Down 9 Total: +36
    Comments: 8
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 08/22/12
    Warthog Warthog
  • Views: 4496
    Thumbs Up 35 Thumbs Down 16 Total: +19
    Comments: 21
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 12/17/12
    First Story First Story
  • Views: 784
    Thumbs Up 21 Thumbs Down 3 Total: +18
    Comments: 5
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 01/05/12
    Nikki comic Nikki comic
1 2 3 4 > [ 20 Funny Pictures Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

user favorites

latest user's comments

#32 - Can't argue that logic. 05/07/2014 on TL;DR Wikipedia Compilation 6 0
#265 - >Be me, 19 year old Libertarian American. >Give no …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on American stereotypes are... -3
#289 - implication (04/03/2014) [-]
epic meme arrow story
le upvote to you sir!
*tips fedora*
#271 - spidahridah (04/02/2014) [-]
>Green text story on FunnyJunk that isn't even a proper green text story.

Also, are you sure you're 19? You sound like me as a 13 year old.
#299 - I didn't know it was physically possible to feel this bad for … 04/02/2014 on Plastic Mom 1 (BCG's Mom) 0
#48 - In the 4 or 5 years I've been on Funnyjunk, this may just be t… 03/31/2014 on Beta Cringe God 2 +12
#123 - Note how it looks like a giant vagina. Russia was cal… 03/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
#95 - i typically only play offline, online games take ridiculous am… 03/10/2014 on Civ V 0
#93 - Its not a bug by any stretch. Its part of his programming as a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on Civ V 0
User avatar #105 - nighkey (03/10/2014) [-]
They input '0' trying to make him peaceful. Since this value was not recognized, as 1 was the lowest accepted value, it maxed it. Now you have a blood thirsty throne of skulls.
#90 - Yeah, that happens a lot. I prioritize killing him, …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Civ V 0
User avatar #94 - captainrattrap (03/10/2014) [-]
I have an offline only version so I only play with AI and it seems like they always rage about me going to war at all so I'm always too wooried about going to war.
User avatar #106 - DeathOne (03/10/2014) [-]
Vanilla, G&K or BNW?
In Vanilla, the AI follows a dull Declaration of Friendship and Denouciation circlejerk routine, and they more often than not backstab you, no matter what your history consists of.
In G&K, the AI is smarter and more balanced, no more mass friendship/denounciation, tho I don't remember much about long-term relationships..
As for BNW, the AI is even softer since BNW focuses on economical aspects of the game, and the industrial age ideologies.
User avatar #107 - captainrattrap (03/10/2014) [-]
Well I have all three downloaded so I guess BNW. They mostly rage in form of not trading with me and calling me names like it's high school...
User avatar #108 - DeathOne (03/10/2014) [-]
Ahh, well, yes, they tend to do that if you
A) Are a warmonger
B) Compete for the favor of city states
C) Do things they do not like in the world congress (vote against their proposals, propose something that is not in their interest)

Then there's smaller things like coveting lands/wonders you own/built, and when you "expand too agressively". The agressive expansion thing is BS, the more cities you have, the more unhappiness and maintenance, so it's actually quite admirable if you get this status, because you either did intelligent planning, or had the good fortune of lots of luxury resources.
User avatar #110 - captainrattrap (03/10/2014) [-]
The thing is I only conquered one freaking bitch ass Nebuchadnezzar. He had previously declared war on me then I repelled the shit out of his bitch troops by researching swordsmen at the last second. (I was playing Polynesia so I needed harbors) then he denounced me and I declared war on him and Babylon fell like a Rastafarian's dream. It just didn't seem like it should have been warmongering.
User avatar #111 - DeathOne (03/10/2014) [-]
Warmongering penalties apply whenever you capture a city via military, regardless of who started it. Low peantly which is overlooked by most (if not, all) nations if the country attacking you itself is a warmonger.
HUGE penalty for anihilating a civ, or capturing a city-state.
Also, liberation bonus for liberating a city captured by another civ, which erases previous warmonger penalties....
...
... oooor you could negotiate via peace treaty to get one of his better cities. No pop penalty, no need for courthouse, no warmonger penalty.
User avatar #112 - captainrattrap (03/10/2014) [-]
Can you go more into the city liberation part? I a lot of times want to do that to regain a city state ally.
User avatar #114 - DeathOne (03/10/2014) [-]
Let's say that you are in a game with Montezuma and Hiawatha as your neighbours. Montezuma, being the dick he is, attack and conquers some of Hiawatha's cities. You go to war with Montezuma, and capture some of the cities he captured. When you do this, you have the option of "Liberate city", next to "Annex", "Puppet" and "Raze". Liberating a city will give it back to the original owner, in this case, Hiwatha, give a lot of reputation with the owner, and erase previous warmonger penalties (liberation bonuses I have found to always be extreme, never minor).
Or, even better, if you find the capital of an extinct civilzation (or any other cities, tho I always gone for the capital, so can't say for sure if it works on any cities), you can liberate it, and bring a defeated civilization back into game! This grants THEIR VOTE FOR DIPLOMATIC VICTORY!
User avatar #95 - moooossseeee (03/10/2014) [-]
i typically only play offline, online games take ridiculous amounts of time.

but yeah thats generally how it goes. Attack one city and you're a warmongering asshat, but if they all gang up on you, its perfectly okay.
#77 - "Hi, my name is Mahatma Ghandi and I am one of the most p…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Civ V +20
User avatar #91 - MRfunnyFACE (03/10/2014) [-]
greatest bug of all time lmao
User avatar #93 - moooossseeee (03/10/2014) [-]
Its not a bug by any stretch. Its part of his programming as a leader. I'd say the guy who wrote his stats (look it up on the Civ wiki) meant to hit 1 or 2 for agressiveness but hit 8 or 9 instead and just said "fuck it, this will seriously screw people over."
User avatar #105 - nighkey (03/10/2014) [-]
They input '0' trying to make him peaceful. Since this value was not recognized, as 1 was the lowest accepted value, it maxed it. Now you have a blood thirsty throne of skulls.
User avatar #88 - captainrattrap (03/10/2014) [-]
India was the first civ I played as in civ 5.

And the first that I was betrayed by and leveled to the ground.
User avatar #90 - moooossseeee (03/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, that happens a lot.

I prioritize killing him, Rome, The Mongols, Attila, and England asap in any game in which they are present.
User avatar #94 - captainrattrap (03/10/2014) [-]
I have an offline only version so I only play with AI and it seems like they always rage about me going to war at all so I'm always too wooried about going to war.
User avatar #106 - DeathOne (03/10/2014) [-]
Vanilla, G&K or BNW?
In Vanilla, the AI follows a dull Declaration of Friendship and Denouciation circlejerk routine, and they more often than not backstab you, no matter what your history consists of.
In G&K, the AI is smarter and more balanced, no more mass friendship/denounciation, tho I don't remember much about long-term relationships..
As for BNW, the AI is even softer since BNW focuses on economical aspects of the game, and the industrial age ideologies.
User avatar #107 - captainrattrap (03/10/2014) [-]
Well I have all three downloaded so I guess BNW. They mostly rage in form of not trading with me and calling me names like it's high school...
User avatar #108 - DeathOne (03/10/2014) [-]
Ahh, well, yes, they tend to do that if you
A) Are a warmonger
B) Compete for the favor of city states
C) Do things they do not like in the world congress (vote against their proposals, propose something that is not in their interest)

Then there's smaller things like coveting lands/wonders you own/built, and when you "expand too agressively". The agressive expansion thing is BS, the more cities you have, the more unhappiness and maintenance, so it's actually quite admirable if you get this status, because you either did intelligent planning, or had the good fortune of lots of luxury resources.
User avatar #110 - captainrattrap (03/10/2014) [-]
The thing is I only conquered one freaking bitch ass Nebuchadnezzar. He had previously declared war on me then I repelled the shit out of his bitch troops by researching swordsmen at the last second. (I was playing Polynesia so I needed harbors) then he denounced me and I declared war on him and Babylon fell like a Rastafarian's dream. It just didn't seem like it should have been warmongering.
User avatar #111 - DeathOne (03/10/2014) [-]
Warmongering penalties apply whenever you capture a city via military, regardless of who started it. Low peantly which is overlooked by most (if not, all) nations if the country attacking you itself is a warmonger.
HUGE penalty for anihilating a civ, or capturing a city-state.
Also, liberation bonus for liberating a city captured by another civ, which erases previous warmonger penalties....
...
... oooor you could negotiate via peace treaty to get one of his better cities. No pop penalty, no need for courthouse, no warmonger penalty.
User avatar #112 - captainrattrap (03/10/2014) [-]
Can you go more into the city liberation part? I a lot of times want to do that to regain a city state ally.
User avatar #114 - DeathOne (03/10/2014) [-]
Let's say that you are in a game with Montezuma and Hiawatha as your neighbours. Montezuma, being the dick he is, attack and conquers some of Hiawatha's cities. You go to war with Montezuma, and capture some of the cities he captured. When you do this, you have the option of "Liberate city", next to "Annex", "Puppet" and "Raze". Liberating a city will give it back to the original owner, in this case, Hiwatha, give a lot of reputation with the owner, and erase previous warmonger penalties (liberation bonuses I have found to always be extreme, never minor).
Or, even better, if you find the capital of an extinct civilzation (or any other cities, tho I always gone for the capital, so can't say for sure if it works on any cities), you can liberate it, and bring a defeated civilization back into game! This grants THEIR VOTE FOR DIPLOMATIC VICTORY!
User avatar #95 - moooossseeee (03/10/2014) [-]
i typically only play offline, online games take ridiculous amounts of time.

but yeah thats generally how it goes. Attack one city and you're a warmongering asshat, but if they all gang up on you, its perfectly okay.
#74 - Okay, I had a similar problem. I found Civ Rev back w… 03/10/2014 on Civ V +2

user's channels

Join Subscribe minecraft
Join Subscribe morbid-channel
Join Subscribe pokemon
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 750

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#15 - afineyounglad (12/25/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas Dad! :'D
User avatar #16 to #15 - moooossseeee (12/25/2011) [-]
And a very Merry Christmas to you to My Boy.
#11 - afineyounglad (11/20/2011) [-]
They thumbed me down Dad, they wouldn't listen to me! D; I didn't phrase the comment very well though...
User avatar #12 to #11 - moooossseeee (11/20/2011) [-]
Work harder next time then son. Make them listen to you, and when the time is right, shove your PENIS down their throat.
User avatar #4 to #3 - moooossseeee (11/08/2011) [-]
Hey its not my fault they wanted to go down on it...
User avatar #5 to #4 - theaceofthespade (11/08/2011) [-]
It's a video where the girl is washing a car topples (as women often do), and this guy comes up and starts asking her questions. He asks her what her favorite animal is, and she responds moose. When he asks what sounds mooses make, the camera zooms in on her face and she yells "MOOOOOOOOOSSSSEEE!" And then they proceed to do that throughout the rest of the video. Tis quite funny.
User avatar #6 to #5 - moooossseeee (11/08/2011) [-]
lmfaooooo

whats the plural of moose?
User avatar #7 to #6 - theaceofthespade (11/08/2011) [-]
lmao! Have you seen the video? Because he asks her that as well.

"What's the plural of moose?"
"Moose? is it moose or meices?" I'm going to go with mooses... MOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSEEEE!"
User avatar #8 to #7 - moooossseeee (11/08/2011) [-]
nah i heard it from my cousin once. sounds ******* hysterical though
User avatar #9 to #8 - theaceofthespade (11/08/2011) [-]
The girls name is lexi belle - I don't know where it is other than that.
User avatar #10 to #9 - moooossseeee (11/08/2011) [-]
thanks for the tip lol
 Friends (0)