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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/joshua.m.blalock
Consoles Owned: 360
Video Games Played: rpgs.puzzle, some fps, platforms
X-box Gamertag: mookie1590
Interests: electronics, micro controllers, advanced electronics, astrophysics,robotics,mtg,gaming,redneck shit, and the most important...getting laid.
Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:East Tn
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Ban reason:mookiez's comment was flagged by a MODERATOR on 11/14/2014 09:25:54 AM.Banned for 596523.23527778 Hours.Ban started on 11/14/2014 09:25:54 AM and ends on 12/02/2082 12:40:01 PM. Reason: Posting illegal images or text.
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Found you some fap material, friend.
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#20 - If it was won they would have never of grown that big and gain…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on how rich is a drug lord you... +2
User avatar #21 - severepwner (08/07/2014) [-]
Better than doing nothing. We'll never fully stop drugs, but we can delay it, decrease it, and make the world that much safer.
User avatar #24 - mookiez (08/07/2014) [-]
Forgot link www.leap.cc/
User avatar #22 - mookiez (08/07/2014) [-]
Humans will always do drugs, and ever since Nixon launched this war, drug use has gone up quite a bit, I want to say 40% percent but I can't remember so don't take my word on the percentage. I for one say legalize it all. That way you don't get badly cut drugs with rat poison and if it is made right it is safer. Places offer safe needles etc.

WE also need to stop treating drug users as criminals, and a mental disease , because it is a terrible terrible disease, they need help from hospitals and therapist. Some country's that have legalized all drugs have seen less drugs users and what not. Because they do the above and treat it like a mental disease.
Also not legalize everything, stuff like heroin and krokodil the evil stuff ( krokodil is a drug that eats your flesh away, google it, bro.)
And this site does a whole lot better at explaining why it is better for legalization. Who knows though, could make it worse, could make it better. No one knows what would happen

And trust me, I wish all drugs were gone and never to be found again, it would be better and safer, as a drug addicted, I wish with every fiber of my being they were gone.
#80 - I'm not sure if I had one, but it started out with my arms and… 08/07/2014 on dad 0
#2 - Oh god, reminds me when my mom discovered the word troll. All …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on stop it 0
User avatar #12 - lmOldGreg (08/08/2014) [-]
That's all trolling is now. People act retarded and think theyre trolling because theyre like "hurrr im not really retarded just joking"

You cant even have a joke and have banter with people online anymore without them just dismissing your attempts at playfully insulting them as being trolling.

User avatar #3 - fezzo (08/07/2014) [-]
It's one of those words that became "popular" and then everyone started using it.
Now I personally associate it with cringe even though it's not always the case
#12 - Deer have it so bad. 08/07/2014 on I hang dogs from trees to... 0
#7 - yes, the cork screw penis.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on title +6
User avatar #12 - ponchosdm (08/07/2014) [-]
that voice, that vid, it's awesome
#4 - If this doesn't prove the war on drugs is lost I don't know what does.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2014 on how rich is a drug lord you... +57
#51 - Womens Study Major (08/08/2014) [-]
that proves we should start fighting harder.
first step, don not buy those fuckers stuff.
my friends make fun of me because I consume "politically correct pot": a teacher (I attend a liberal school) bought seeds at Holland, she cultivates them and share it for a voluntary fee (you decide the amount). They say I'm a pot vegan, haha.
User avatar #36 - magicalsteve (08/07/2014) [-]
But these photos prove we caught them... Thus putting it a bit in our favor?
#45 - terminalinfinity (08/08/2014) [-]
This is a drop in a bucket. This was a LIEUTENANTS drug house, not even a drug lord as OP said. There are thousands of these guys. And thousands of guys above them in Mexico's 5-6 big cartels. Its like the big busts you see coming into Miami or California. For every bust you see, there are thousands that go undetected.

These fuckers flew a goddamn helicopter into a prison to get a drug lord out. They dont give a fuck.
User avatar #19 - severepwner (08/07/2014) [-]
How is it lost if all these photos are from when they were arrested? A really long time ago I might add.

Crime only pays if you can keep it.
User avatar #20 - mookiez (08/07/2014) [-]
If it was won they would have never of grown that big and gained such power and monopolized drugs, crime and death from these powerful people. That is why it shows it's lost, man.
Yes they were arrested, but someone will take his place then it all starts again, more useless deaths and crime, another dude with lots of power will take his place. It's a constant viscous cycle that won't end until this so called war is changed.
User avatar #21 - severepwner (08/07/2014) [-]
Better than doing nothing. We'll never fully stop drugs, but we can delay it, decrease it, and make the world that much safer.
User avatar #24 - mookiez (08/07/2014) [-]
Forgot link www.leap.cc/
User avatar #22 - mookiez (08/07/2014) [-]
Humans will always do drugs, and ever since Nixon launched this war, drug use has gone up quite a bit, I want to say 40% percent but I can't remember so don't take my word on the percentage. I for one say legalize it all. That way you don't get badly cut drugs with rat poison and if it is made right it is safer. Places offer safe needles etc.

WE also need to stop treating drug users as criminals, and a mental disease , because it is a terrible terrible disease, they need help from hospitals and therapist. Some country's that have legalized all drugs have seen less drugs users and what not. Because they do the above and treat it like a mental disease.
Also not legalize everything, stuff like heroin and krokodil the evil stuff ( krokodil is a drug that eats your flesh away, google it, bro.)
And this site does a whole lot better at explaining why it is better for legalization. Who knows though, could make it worse, could make it better. No one knows what would happen

And trust me, I wish all drugs were gone and never to be found again, it would be better and safer, as a drug addicted, I wish with every fiber of my being they were gone.
#5 - I feel like a special snow flake now. You make me happy random… 08/07/2014 on To the good people of the... 0
#8 - mmmmm 08/07/2014 on i will NOT +1
#6 - Could be, We need further scientific study. WE need a governme… 08/07/2014 on Guy problems 0
#2 - Those croutons. I buy a bunch of Texas toast croutons, not for… 08/07/2014 on Out of Fucking Nowhere +3
#6 - Okay, whipped cream. wimpy ass cream you. 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... -1
#5 - I can't stand wimp cream.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... +1
#47 - emperorskittles (08/10/2014) [-]
I hate whip cream too
I once ate a whipped cream cake
I had to wait three hours for it
#21 - Womens Study Major (08/07/2014) [-]
then dont ejaculate on a desert then
#8 - Womens Study Major (08/07/2014) [-]
wimp cream
Cant stand it
its cause ur to weak to handle it
User avatar #6 - mookiez (08/07/2014) [-]
Okay, whipped cream. wimpy ass cream you.
#1 - I had to re-read, thought it was leading towards incest.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on dad approved +3
User avatar #3 - kjoni (08/07/2014) [-]
I thought the final sentence implied that.
User avatar #2 - theblackhand (08/07/2014) [-]
me to, I even had a boner in anticipation
#13 - It's to hard to pick one flavor from so many, Such a long a… 08/07/2014 on OK,now what? 0
#4 - I have a theory on why this happens. Last time you pee'd you d…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Guy problems -2
#5 - Womens Study Major (08/07/2014) [-]
What if you are right but instead of pee it's cum.
User avatar #6 - mookiez (08/07/2014) [-]
Could be, We need further scientific study. WE need a government loan of say, 1.2mill. That should be enough. The path of truth is ahead my friend.
#12 - Maybe not more than a hundo, I can't see it costing more than that. 08/07/2014 on ball and plate feedback... 0
#26 - 15 feet in the air, no hand rails, holes in floor, drunk dude. 08/07/2014 on welcome to Detroit +1
#9 - Have you tried installing google chrome? 08/07/2014 on I need some new HDMI's anyways 0
#3 - What do they mean by floor model? The one for show and it's ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on HOOPTY WAGON!!!!! 0
User avatar #6 - roninneko (08/07/2014) [-]
The particular TV that was placed on the showroom "floor" for demonstrations.
User avatar #5 - Temari (08/07/2014) [-]
The floor model is what they have on display on the sales floor, so it has been out and turned on and touched and moved around so it's cheaper than buying a new, shiny one in the box.
#8 - Buy a 10 dollar item, hidden under something. Bought a 4k moni… 08/07/2014 on Thanks obama 0
#15 - Oh man, try building a custom luxury deck. Had the deck half w…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2014 on welcome to Detroit +1
#21 - Womens Study Major (08/07/2014) [-]
>Building a deck
>Dangerous work site
#26 - mookiez (08/07/2014) [-]
15 feet in the air, no hand rails, holes in floor, drunk dude.
User avatar #17 - AnomynousUser (08/07/2014) [-]
Middle aged man with a beer gut and a lot of hair (not talking about his head)... Wearing a button up shirt 2 sizes too small with none of the buttons buttoned up, and a country accent so thick that I had to get him to say everything twice.

I know it's 4th of July (the time it happened), but no one wants to see that
User avatar #18 - AnomynousUser (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh, the shirt was an American flag shirt, which is why I mentioned the date.
#16 - tobytesla (08/07/2014) [-]
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#281 - Might not be a good idea. 08/01/2014 on Post your selfie friday... -1
#108 - Picture 08/01/2014 on Post your selfie friday... +5
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#102 - equestriaman (08/30/2014) [-]
You asked for it
#103 to #102 - mookiez (08/30/2014) [-]
Holy **** .That must be the runner up for the pain Olympics. **** man. I regular best gore and don't flinch. But this **** , **** man. I'm a bit speechless.
User avatar #104 to #103 - equestriaman (08/30/2014) [-]
im sorry you had to see that
#105 to #104 - mookiez (08/30/2014) [-]
It had to be done, man. Had to be done.
#97 to #96 - mookiez (06/20/2014) [-]
Holy **** nuggets, a famous person commented on my profile. I will cherish this comment forever.
User avatar #98 to #97 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
soundofwinter

King **********
User avatar #99 to #98 - mookiez (06/20/2014) [-]
Indeed good sir, The best of the best
#95 - Womens Study Major (05/07/2014) [-]
hey **** you buddy
User avatar #91 - garfvader (01/19/2014) [-]
you dun goofed buddy
#86 - joshofsouls (08/05/2013) [-]
Tick.   
   
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Tock...



Tick.

Tock.

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Tock...
User avatar #81 - tarnis (07/28/2013) [-]
Hey dude, i was wondering i if i could ask u a few things.
#83 to #81 - mookiez (07/28/2013) [-]
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What can I do ya for?
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User avatar #79 to #78 - mookiez (07/27/2013) [-]
As I said, immature and not a civil person.
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User avatar #75 - benjamino (07/27/2013) [-]
Hey. I'm a psychiatrist. Sort of.
I want to talk to you about your pill addiction. I think you should pick up a phone right now and call a doctor, or tell me why you won't.
User avatar #76 to #75 - mookiez (07/27/2013) [-]
Well, I don't want anyone to know because lets say I get hurt really bad, they might not give me pain meds when I really need them for pain. Also I plan on joining the army soon and they won't take me if they see a drug addiction in my past. I really want to serve. Also me joining will help my addiction, during boot camp when they brake me down I won't have access to them, or I hope.
But I also use them as a escape, life is going down hill right now. It helps me cope. I appreciate you talking about it. I like the fact that there are people that care. And what you have to say.
But I will never turn into one of those junkies that steal. There has been times I go without them for weeks, and that hurts. But I never steal for them, I also have a $2400 tv, $1200 rig, xbox and other goodys. I just tell myself it isn't worth it selling my stuff I worked for, but it hurts man. My dad has them to, but he doesn't abuse them. He got hurt really bad, tore 2 ligaments in his knee, broke his knee cap and severed something else. He gets 120, 10 millogram percocets a months. those cost 10 bucks apiece. But I don't steal those either. He needs them bad for his blown knee, and that hurts more having them in my face like that. But you can see they are expensive. I'll do 5 of them a day, that is 50 bucks a day. I won't do anymore though so I don't od. It is a very expensive habit. But as you can see. I am addicted but won't wrong anyone to get them . I am a christian to, so that helps me cope sometimes, and why I won't wrong anyone, I don't want karma to get me. But it was so stupid to start, I did it when my first and only gf broke up with me. That is when it started. My sis is in the same boat. But she sold her tv, the same one as me for $120, I called her stupid, but I'm afraid I'll end up doing that. I've been on them for 4 years, I was 15 when it started. But I'm curios what you have to say. It does help me sometimes. I have quit once from people helping me stop. Damn, sorry for the long essay, lol.
User avatar #77 to #76 - benjamino (07/27/2013) [-]
You're determined to not wrong anyone, but you are wronging yourself. You aren't even 20, and this is something that will consume you. Maybe not anytime soon but addiction always wins. You have to remember that. I see what you mean about getting really hurt, but it's a different situation- if you are deemed to need pain meds, you will get them regardless of history. I think the army is a good thing and it's understandable that that's why you wouldn't want this on a record, but the army has drug screens and even pain killers show up on them in amounts like you're describing.
Here's my take, I'd like it if you were willing to try to let me help you, but if not then please just bear in mind what I have to say:
90% of an addiction like this is psychological. Your body has no requirement for the pills, your mind tells it that it does. I'm sure a lot of this stuff you understand, you're no idiot I can tell just from your style of writing. You say you don't sell things, but believe me when I tell you that in the end, you would. When there is no other way, you would. The reason you never did before is because you didn't need to. You mention times when you went a couple of weeks without any, but I'm guessing you were always waiting on a pay check or something? You knew that after the period there would be a way. But look at that as evidence you don't actually need the pills. Your brain is fine to go without for a bit.
You think it's cool that you have goodys like a cool rig and so on, but imagine what you could have if you didn't spend money on pills. I'm going to make a list of the benefits if were addictionless:
- Money
- Joining the army like you want to
- You can prove to your sister it can be done and help her too.
- You'll be able to live beyond the pills, rather than be tethered to them.
- The pride you can have in yourself.
- Get a girl, a job a home a life a family and anything else.

I've got more to say but I'm out of letters, so give me your thoughts so far.
User avatar #82 to #77 - mookiez (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm not ignoring you. I'm just thinking about what you said. I want to ponder on this for a while. I'll get back whenever I get my thoughts together and in the correct context.
User avatar #84 to #82 - benjamino (07/28/2013) [-]
Take your time man, and do please get back when you can.
User avatar #67 - mattmanhemi (07/27/2013) [-]
judging by your profile you like 5fdp, just wanted to say there album leaked out! pretty solid!
#68 to #67 - mookiez (07/27/2013) [-]
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Dude, I need that. Is there a link or is it all on youtube? I didn't plan to buy it when it came out because I am broke as **** . But I have been to their concerts so they get my money, I will still buy it when I can. But I need that in a badway. Listing to 1 minute of a song kills me man.
User avatar #69 to #68 - mattmanhemi (07/27/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
heres a pirate bay link. its really solid, "wrong side of heaven" and "anywhere but here"are amazing songs. but its a little weak on the solos
User avatar #70 to #69 - mookiez (07/27/2013) [-]
Dude, I freaking love you. Might take a while to download, slow internet where I'm at. And not every song is perfect. I did get to meet Ivan and the last concert I went to. Got his autograph and we chilled for a good 15 minutes before he had to leave. But I could kick myself for not having a camera. Thanks for the link man.
User avatar #71 to #70 - mattmanhemi (07/27/2013) [-]
dont worry about it! and i heard mayhem festival was sick. 5fdp killed it!
User avatar #72 to #71 - mookiez (07/27/2013) [-]
I went to tresspass america here at knoxville Tn, augest 8th was the date. I went crowd surfing to. Somehow I ****** it up and rolled around like a rolly polly. But the mosh pit was sick. He got all the little kids on stage and played white knuckles. They know how to treat the crowd.
User avatar #73 to #72 - mattmanhemi (07/27/2013) [-]
i dont know why but ivan always seems like a douche to me.but id still love to meet him.
I saw jason hook in nyc at a music shop he was great
User avatar #74 to #73 - mookiez (07/27/2013) [-]
Can be, but he was a chill guy. He doesn't act like he is his high horse. He shook my hand when he left to. I'd like to meet the rest of the band to. When ever I get a lot of money I should get backstage passes to meet them all.
User avatar #64 - daragon (06/27/2013) [-]
Awesome Warter guy.
#65 to #64 - mookiez (06/29/2013) [-]
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Yes?
#66 to #65 - daragon (06/29/2013) [-]
I forgot what i was gonna ask...
I forgot what i was gonna ask...
User avatar #47 - zoidz ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
PFaspfalspfa Kingdom Hearts 3 and Battefront 3 confirmed shiiiiiiiiiiit.
User avatar #48 to #47 - zoidz ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh and also the PS3 emulators are complete **** for making you do a survey/pay to get the BIOS...gonna see if someone has a BIOS free shared somewhere.
User avatar #49 to #48 - mookiez (06/11/2013) [-]
Well that sucks. chances are the whole thing is a scam. And that mech game, can't remember the name looks badass. I didn't see enough rpgs either.
User avatar #50 to #49 - zoidz ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Titanfall? Yeah, tho Witcher 3, DA: Inquisition; Kingdom Hearts 3; FF XV and...I don't know. Might get a PS4 future-wise to get the KH3.
User avatar #51 to #50 - mookiez (06/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, titanfall. It looks awesome. I've lost all faith in ff. I played ff13 and it didn't feel like ff should. I really hope dragon age isn't rushed like 2 was. Hopefully they listen to what their fans want. But honestly I'm looking forward to dark souls 2 more than anything. That game is amazing.
User avatar #52 to #51 - zoidz ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
Gotta agree, tho the new FF battle style seemed interesting from the show case, gotta see it for myself tho. And hopefully they do take their time...I can already see 'day one DLC' announced 7 months before game release...instead of adding it in-game. (Like EA did to BF4)
User avatar #53 to #52 - mookiez (06/12/2013) [-]
I miss the old day of gaming. Companies are so greedy. We should make out own companie that offers complete games
with black jack and hookers.
But I do have to give it to ea. They are taking away online passes. They are listing. Or there is a greater scheme at work.
User avatar #54 to #53 - mookiez (06/12/2013) [-]
Could you link me the new ff battle system. I would like to see it.
User avatar #55 to #54 - zoidz ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
Sure here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfLz4bYuOM0
Also the company that did that are the ones that are making The Witcher series, they got some companies trying to buy them, they neglected them all.
Would the hookers have to pay for international shipping? That would be costly.
User avatar #56 to #55 - mookiez (06/12/2013) [-]
Damn that looks pretty good. Doesn't look as bad as 13. Looks like the combat is hack and slash. I'll have to get that game. Well just give the hookers dlc.
User avatar #57 to #56 - zoidz ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
Yup, tho when it comes out I'll check out some gameplay to see how it is. And wait...I was talking about actual physical hookers. And man Kingdom Hearts 3 is being shown everywhere...BUT IT'S SO FAR FROM DONE!!!! 7 ******* years man! Replayed KH2 yesterday on PCSX2 emulator tho it randomly crashed. I actually was able to make it work with a keyboard O_O
User avatar #58 to #57 - mookiez (06/12/2013) [-]
I never really got into the kingdom heart series. But I can feel your pain waiting for a game. I'm sure you know about the whole megaman legends 3 ordeal. I waited 10 years and there was a spark. They said they were going to make it. 10 years of nothing. Then about halfway through production capcom cancelled the game. It has been cancelled for 2 years and the assholes never gave us a reason why it was cancelled. That is why the creator of megaman left capcom. It pains me to think about it. My favorite game of all time and they cancel it without a reason. They basically said screw you. And I was to about the hookers. The hookers will have iphone credit card readers in which you pay for dlc ( dress less content. ) Also, know any good psx games. Like rpg based. I've been playing some ff7 and 9 and some legends of dragoon. Legends of dragoon has the best story of any game I have ever played. And wait, are you saying it will be done 7 years from now? That is a long ******* time. Just hope they don't cancel it and crush your every hope and dream after they say they are making it.
User avatar #59 to #58 - zoidz ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm not that much of a Megaman fan (just liked the 1st 3 games) but yeah heard about that. There was also that Star Wars 1313 that was cancelled when Lucas Art broke...And nice, we can also have the DLC (Dick Licking Content) and various other DLCs. Tho we have to make the hookers in a high variety of physic.

And no, no, it's that they took 7 years to announced that KH3 is being built. (Most likely started working about a year or so ago). But man I gotta get a controller...on keyboard it's working but it's a bit hard because of the left up,down,right,left buttons that really kills me.
User avatar #60 to #59 - mookiez (06/13/2013) [-]
Man I hate gaming with a keyboard. I don't see how people do it. And that would suck waiting 7 years. If you had to wait that long then it better be damn good. Might have to wait a year 2 at most now.
User avatar #61 to #60 - zoidz ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, tho hopefully they took that time and created something good, like how The Witcher 3 and DA 3 are taking so long and aren't being rushed (don't know about DA 3 tho) it might turn out to be good, hopefully.
Yeah keyboard is hard, for handheld emulator it's easy but other than that omg...
User avatar #62 to #61 - mookiez (06/18/2013) [-]
I hope they make do3 good. I do love a good rpg. And Try playing orcorina of time on the keyboard. Didn't turn out to well.
User avatar #63 to #62 - zoidz ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I played Windwaker on the Dolphine emulator...Impossible with a keyboard, you have zero control on the camera. And you mean DA3? I also hope it's good, hope EA won't do an 'always' online crap like they did to that SimCity.
#44 - apatite (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey.
Guess what.
User avatar #45 to #44 - mookiez (05/07/2013) [-]
What? Dare I ask.
#46 to #45 - apatite (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm the only person you've replied to. <3
User avatar #43 - chemicalundead (04/28/2013) [-]
Five Finger Death Punch... I like you
#42 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
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