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Date Signed Up:8/14/2012
Last Login:12/23/2014
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#51 - Me too. Only problem is the multiplayer isn't great just becau… 12/09/2014 on Fuking Obama 0
#10 - This video explains all. To be fair, the …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 2 +103
User avatar #134 - cann (12/06/2014) [-]
what assholes
#123 - aerosol (12/06/2014) [-]
I've had to put up with bats before but that looks terrifying
User avatar #97 - shadowru (12/06/2014) [-]
Holy shit lmao that was golden. All the thumbs for guiding me to this video!
User avatar #94 - richardastley (12/06/2014) [-]
Why does the guy pronounce "Billos" as "Bill eyes"?
#81 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
Oh. My. Fucking. God. When that piece of shit crow started attacking her I was shaking. After the video ended, just then I started laughing. Jesus. And in fact I own birds, two little doves, Archimedes and Sir Poops-Everywhere, they're awesome. But god damnit, birds attacking human beings is true fucking terror.

Mfw when I watched the video knowing I just might shit my pants.
User avatar #79 - killerraise (12/06/2014) [-]
holy shit! cant you just pick a stick and shoo him away?
User avatar #85 - skulldan (12/06/2014) [-]
you can try, they will come back, over and over
#146 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
How about a flamethrower?
User avatar #53 - frigglefraggle (12/06/2014) [-]
Wow that made my day the music made it hilarious and I was having a shitty until now tnx lol
User avatar #51 - frigglefraggle (12/06/2014) [-]
Wow that made my day the music made it hilarious and the "surgery titles"? At the ebbs made it perfect had a shtty day until Now thx I need that have a thumb
User avatar #35 - samxdaxman (12/06/2014) [-]
You gotta get mum
#34 - hazelnutqt (12/06/2014) [-]
I have never laughed so hard in my life
#245 - I'm voting Conservative but agree more with Labour's ideology.…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Safe British Porn +3
User avatar #249 - tridentrooster (12/05/2014) [-]
I don't support Labour either, granted they are the lesser evil. I'm worried about a Conservative and UKIP coalition though, that'll surely damage the NHS. Green Party seem to be the only true socialist party remaining. They are small, but give them time, and they'll make some decent polices.
#223 - Yes we absoutely are allowed to parody politicians or this fel…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Safe British Porn +2
User avatar #324 - mrsixinch (12/05/2014) [-]
based Ian Hislop
#220 - I have literally no idea what that guy is referring to, unless… 12/05/2014 on Safe British Porn +2
#218 - Nanny state is meant to mean an oppressive state.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Safe British Porn +2
User avatar #326 - redblackstar (12/07/2014) [-]
I thought nanny state meant welfare and social security, but I see how it could mean more state intervention in private life of citizens, which would be bad, but I meant the former.
#217 - You're an idiot who knows nothing of politics nor economics, a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Safe British Porn +4
User avatar #238 - tridentrooster (12/05/2014) [-]
Spot the Conservative. Mate, I hate tabloids. They just spout out celebrity bullshit and put Muslim extremists on every cover.
#245 - montybalboa (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm voting Conservative but agree more with Labour's ideology. Gotta apologise first of all because I read your post as "he wastes tax payer money on [the] Polish" rather than polish haha, that's where my The Sun angle came from.

But seriously there is a massive culture in our country of hating and attacking the party in power, despite the fact that the majority of the country elected them. I think the Tories have done a good job on the economy since they came into power, bearing in mind the difficulties that come with a coalition government. I don't think the Labour party are currently in a position to run the country.
User avatar #249 - tridentrooster (12/05/2014) [-]
I don't support Labour either, granted they are the lesser evil. I'm worried about a Conservative and UKIP coalition though, that'll surely damage the NHS. Green Party seem to be the only true socialist party remaining. They are small, but give them time, and they'll make some decent polices.
#26 - But surely to sharpen it would require something harder than t…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Awful Fantasy +1
User avatar #31 - trostell (12/01/2014) [-]
Actually, to sharpen hard metal, a soft grind-stone is used. That's how drill bits and other pieces of hardened tool-steel are ground to shape, because they're significantly harder than companies could make reasonably priced grind-wheels. The softer stone wears down and takes some of the hardened steel with it.
#30 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
Metallurgy student here, actually no, you can cut it with abrasives. Also, just because it's the hardest METAL doesn't mean it's the hardest MATERIAL. Diamond is still the hardest material (that we have any significant amount of, buckyballs/carbon nanotubes don't count). Often what's done to cut really thick pieces of hard material is high-pressure water loaded with abrasives, just eroding the material away.

Also, metal's microstructure is incredibly important, and it probably was forged annealed, being much softer, and then hardened and tempered.
User avatar #29 - drtrousersnake (12/01/2014) [-]
the smith's nipples in the winter could do the trick
User avatar #28 - rainbowisbestpone (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm not an expert but I think that good angular velocity or sharpening stone will do a job. It will take more time but I think it will do the work.
#39 - Yeah, I absolutely agree, the translation is bad, but it's pur… 12/01/2014 on Rome 2 0
#36 - Some guy on reddit did it and it looked more accurate than Goo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Rome 2 0
#38 - greyhoundfd (12/01/2014) [-]
My Latin teacher used to go around on translation sites looking for people trying to translate things and purposely give them the wrong translations. I can tell you just by looking at the first sentence that this translation is abominable. I mean, at the very base the verb "dicunt" in the first sentence should be "dicabatis". And, I mean, the guy literally translated part of the verb as the actual word "just", as in "characterized by justice", not "I just said this."
#39 - montybalboa (12/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, I absolutely agree, the translation is bad, but it's purposely bad so that a layman could look at it and recognise it as the Marine copypasta without really knowing any Latin.
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User avatar #1 - thenewcomer (07/24/2013) [-]
Hey buddy, welcome back :3
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