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montybalboa

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Interests: Starcraft :D
Date Signed Up:8/14/2012
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Narnia
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#25 - *cough* 05/27/2015 on Scotland +2
#288 - 970 doesn't have memory problems, as I understand it, it only … 05/27/2015 on The $1000 heavy duty gamer 0
#21 - So they're the same species as a Space Marine? And serve the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Grey Knights +1
User avatar #23 - trostell (05/19/2015) [-]
They answer only to the Ordo Malleus and technically don't even exist. If you say you've seen a Grey Knight, you're either a ghost or a liar. They kill or mind-wipe any sentient creature they encounter. They're all powerful psykers, and have never shown a single hint of chaotic taint in 10,000 years. Also I was wrong, it's one of the other secret chapters that supposedly never die, and the Grey Knights developed the Dreadknights to fight Daemons because Dreadnoughts weren't good enough.
#63 - yeah, and ur mums the supporting act  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Band Name +6
User avatar #64 - solidderking (05/19/2015) [-]
but she cant play any instruments...... thats a lie tho
#57 - Cream pie  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Band Name +3
User avatar #61 - solidderking (05/19/2015) [-]
do you do live concerts ?
#63 - montybalboa (05/19/2015) [-]
yeah, and ur mums the supporting act
User avatar #64 - solidderking (05/19/2015) [-]
but she cant play any instruments...... thats a lie tho
#10 - Surely it's the opposite..?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2015 on stuff +177
User avatar #45 - sylvanio (05/20/2015) [-]
I think what he means is that you could have sex with her and not get in firsthand trouble because she doesnt look at all under age
#17 - Penn (05/19/2015) [-]
Illegal pedophobia?
#14 - So are these like some offshoot of the Space Marines? If someo…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Grey Knights +2
#22 - andrakian (05/19/2015) [-]
On Fluff: Grey Knights are special Speehs Mehreens, all recruited from the ranks of captured psykers. Trained by the Inquisiton in HARDCORE conditions, and indoctrinated to the point of being virtually immune to the temptation of chaos, they are the imperium's greatest weapon against the Ruinous Powers. Knights are ruthless in methods and barely speak to other chapters, usually scaring the imperials themselves almost as much as the daemons. The inquisition keeps the very existence of the chapter a secret, and mind-scrubs most people who see the Knights in action.

On actual gameplay: Fucking OP Mary Sues that only fuckboys use. Their chapter-master is the greatest sue to ever step on the 40k universe. And the Marine-inside-a-marine vehicle just looks stupid.
They are mehreens written by Matt Ward, so you kinda know what to expect. 5th edition pretty much eliminated all the cool mistery around the badass marines that appeared, tore chaos' ass and vanished without saying a word.
User avatar #32 - priestoftheoldones (05/20/2015) [-]
>Use of the phrase "Mary Sue"
>Confirmed for fa/tg/uy

My nigga
User avatar #29 - CaptainWasabi (05/19/2015) [-]
where'd you get the whole "captured psykers" thing? I'm genuinely curious, because as far as I know like all other chapters the Grey Knights get their recruits when they're boys. besides, the Imperium has more than enough psykers without having to capture them.
#30 - andrakian (05/20/2015) [-]
It's right there on the Wikia

"The Grey Knights are a secret, mysterious Loyalist Chapter of Space Marines specifically tasked with combating the dangerous daemonic entities of the Warp. They have the honour of being implanted with gene-seed engineered directly from the genome of the Emperor Himself. The existence of the Chapter is virtually unknown outside of the Inquisition and the highest echelons of the Imperial Adepta, and is a well-guarded secret enforced by mind-wipes and even assassination of Imperial citizens if necessary. Unlike other Astartes, every Grey Knight is a potent psyker. "

The Black Ships on the Inquisition travel the Imperium capturing every psyker they find for sacrifice at the astronomican, service at the imperial guard or ships. Once in a while, they find someone strong enough to receive the geneseed, training and mind-scrubbing and become a Grey Knight.
User avatar #31 - CaptainWasabi (05/20/2015) [-]
Ohhhhhh, shit I thought you were saying that the caught like, chaos psykers and used them. I guess I misunderstood what you meant by "captured". But yeah I guess you could say then that every psyker the Imperium has is "captured". Except like maybe, the navigators but they're kinda different.
User avatar #20 - trostell (05/19/2015) [-]
They're basically anti-warp units. They're immune to any sort of mindfuckery, and have never lost a single battlebrother, ever. Which is why that last image exists, they wanted their own Dreadnoughts, but had no wounded battle-brothers to inter into the machines. So they made a fighting robot suit to put a perfectly healthy Grey Knight into, and if it was too damaged to continue, he can hop out and go stab shit.
#21 - montybalboa (05/19/2015) [-]
So they're the same species as a Space Marine? And serve the same emperor? But they're an elite force?
User avatar #23 - trostell (05/19/2015) [-]
They answer only to the Ordo Malleus and technically don't even exist. If you say you've seen a Grey Knight, you're either a ghost or a liar. They kill or mind-wipe any sentient creature they encounter. They're all powerful psykers, and have never shown a single hint of chaotic taint in 10,000 years. Also I was wrong, it's one of the other secret chapters that supposedly never die, and the Grey Knights developed the Dreadknights to fight Daemons because Dreadnoughts weren't good enough.
#18 - evolvedlurker (05/19/2015) [-]
it's best to think of the grey knights as the inquisition's pet astartes
#52 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Talking to stupid people... +2
User avatar #59 - breaken (05/17/2015) [-]
oh my god, that was amazing.
#64 - And a ton of spiderlings 05/14/2015 on Prank Of The Year 0
#6 - If I remember correctly he was a transgendered person who comm…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on ╬čffensive compilation part 23 +6
User avatar #7 - gadgetzan (05/12/2015) [-]
Poor truck driver

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User avatar #1 - thenewcomer (07/24/2013) [-]
Hey buddy, welcome back :3
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